Decepticons
Products that caught my eye
The art game is for little kids too. Make your own Play-Doh image, and put a dome on it. Of course, it takes no firing, but the plastic will prevent it from getting messed up. Everyone wants in on Sculpey Kids.
Ribs by Samsonite. The t shirts, that have skeleton prints are over. It’s time to take it up a notch to your suitcases. This is the way.
I just bought this bad boy from KB toys. Amazing. This thing transforms your voice to sound like a Transformer. When I get photos of me wearing it, I’ll show you!
At first I thought, there’s no way, this would fit over my head, but this isn’t for kids. It’s for adults. Fuck the kids.
The transformer thing looks like that popular christmas toy that came out for darth vader (darth vader mask voice changer) about two years ago. I bet you’ll sound like a robot, a giant robot, get it? get it? man, I am funny. OR OR, get this, a small robot, like darth vader, cause, well, he was a robot too, come on, you’ve seen it, you know what I’m sayin’…