It's 7:05 pm in New York. We got on a plane at 10pm yesterday. We've lost a day. And that entire time we were on a plane.

We started the flight off by riffing. Someone starts a joke and you go on and on as far as you can take it.

So Nick told us about a list in harpers he saw of actual existing books that are bound in human skin, and that led us to making up our own list of really inappropriate books to be bound in human skin. Here's some of them.

Rachel Ray's Home Cooking
3rd level Actuarial Statistics
Dear God, are you there, It's Me, Margaret
Smile, Poncherello! The Erik Estrada Super Biography (Unauthorized)
Tuesdays with Morrie
Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged (Personal signed limited edition)
Chicken soup for the soul (College edition)
Bill O' Reilly's Tough Talk for Today's Teens
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Afghan Warlord Omega Nine
Dogeball the movie: A Novelization
How to Date Asian Women
Brian Greene's The Elegant Universe
Martha Stewart's Guide to making books bound in human skin
Linux for Dummies
The 1983 chiltons blue book guide to the 2 door honda civic hatchback (Printed on human skin due to publisher error)



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