I've been saving this one up all week, even though hardly anybody reads this damn thing on the weekend or Friday.
Irony free, wonderfull... NICE MAGAZINE! No, seriously I should start that.
Other bad ideas I had this week...
Solving the bee population crisis by starting mosquito farming. We could harvest the blood they collect! For blood banks!
Genetically crossbreeding pegasii and unicorns to create winged unicorns.
Going to the hospital with the flu.
A music video idea that begins with a music video director sittiing around trying to think of a music video idea.
Solving our oil dependency by creating America's first coal powered SUVs.
Realizing that the Apollo moon landing footage was faked... Because they did land on the moon, but someone forgot to take off the lens cap when they got there, so they had to fake it all later to make up for it.
And for my final bad idea... Next week I'm going to do "unequivocal love for things that are potentially embarassing week". (apologies and thanks to Catherine Kim). I bet it ends up being more embarassing for me than all of you.
Happy Friday...
Irony free, wonderfull... NICE MAGAZINE! No, seriously I should start that.
Other bad ideas I had this week...
Solving the bee population crisis by starting mosquito farming. We could harvest the blood they collect! For blood banks!
Genetically crossbreeding pegasii and unicorns to create winged unicorns.
Going to the hospital with the flu.
A music video idea that begins with a music video director sittiing around trying to think of a music video idea.
Solving our oil dependency by creating America's first coal powered SUVs.
Realizing that the Apollo moon landing footage was faked... Because they did land on the moon, but someone forgot to take off the lens cap when they got there, so they had to fake it all later to make up for it.
And for my final bad idea... Next week I'm going to do "unequivocal love for things that are potentially embarassing week". (apologies and thanks to Catherine Kim). I bet it ends up being more embarassing for me than all of you.
Happy Friday...
3 Comments:
nice magazine...i like it. i think it would be popular in dentist offices.
i LOVE red pandas. they're also known as bear cats.
good job on today's bad ideas dude. i am allergic to bee stings AND mosquitoes, so the blood bank is really effed.
my bad ideas for the day:
in remembrance of the late Trimspa spokeswoman, one of the seven sisters schools changes its name to:
Anna Nicole Smith College
a bunch of trannies with no luck getting laid form a tribute band to celebrate their favorite 1970's rockers:
Blue Oyster Cult
you better make me totoro cupcakes for my birthday this year. seriously. i'll be majorly bummed if you don't.
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