Monday, November 06, 2006

Your yard - Part 2.

This tree for some reason, has flies buzzing around 24-7. I walk the streets and this spot must have an invisible piece of shit floating in the air. When I walk through I make sure my mouth is closed. I can see one of these flies going down my throat. 10 if you're a frog.


You want to live in the Southwest? Walk around with a tribal G string? Want a house that looks like should be built within a mountain? I personally couldn't live in this type of house. It's just too weird. This person needs indian statue dudes holding bows and arrows hiding in the bushes. This peachy colored thing even has wood beams protruding from it. If you want southwest that bad, move there. I'd be embarassed to live here. A solid 8 if you're a Southwest fan, otherwise, it's a 1.

This is interesting. Big driveway with no yard. Instead of putting trash cans in these spots, this person made two mini zen type of Japanese yards. I don't have much bad to say about this yard, it's just making due with what you have. If I were a squirrel or a cat, this is my hide and go see spot to look up ladies skirts. An 8 for the effort in such a ridiculous space.




This is Fred Flinstone's club. Why it just sits in this yard, I have no idea. The dude who lives here is a big guy and maybe he leaves for work and grabs this, and then drops it off when he comes home. His lawn needs some work. Tiny props for the tree shapes, but overall, this yard is a 4.


This is one Barry Ave, and there's leaves tons of it. If you're going to have a tree that spits this shit out, you gotta clean it up. This a sidewalk believe it or not. The leaves are so old and trampled, the spot's a mess. A 2 for the litter.

3 Comments:

Blogger umeboshi onigiri said...

I don't know why I like these neighborhood posts
so much. But here it goes off the top of my of head.

Pict 1 - The tree must have some sort of odor to attract the flies or maybe there is a dead animal
up there like a squirrel or something. I also don't like the bumps on the trunk.

Pict 2- I always see a smattering of these kinds
of houses in the different parts of LA. I wonder if it has to do with the history or what. A lot of times they do just seem out of place. It doesn't look
that old, you think it was custom built.

Pict 3 - This place just looks boring to me. I don't think it really has a yard. It just looks like a huge driveway with Japanese garnishings on the sides.

Pict 5 - The log does look pre-historic in a way.
But it also reminds me of those huge foam rocks
and things that kids used to take pictures with at Universal Studios a long time ago. Yeah, that's it, it's foam.

Pict 6 - I can't make it out so well, I guess because
it's taken in the dark. But it looks like a location
from the Blair With project movie. I wouldn't want to walk through there.

10:17 AM  
Anonymous th said...

I like the southwest style one :p

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man....yards in minnesota are so boring in comparison!

8:52 PM  

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