Takashi Murakami art in Asian Pop Porn

Whoa... mesmerizing. This is one of those times, when you look at the image, and then you don't realize there's a background. But this time, yes, there is a background, it's a Takashi Murakami painting. It's in the right form, three pieces and large, but what is it? Who made it? It's on thin sheets of wood which are bending, and it's quite an odd sight. There's really porn in the foreground? Who's apartment is this? Kanye West? Dan of art duo kozyndan sent me these pics today. Of course, I gave it the pixelization.

Dentist

I must enjoy pain or something. I'm sitting in my dentist chair, and my dentist is sharpening the tools that are going to tear up my gums. It feels bad, but it feels good too in a way, since I know the pieces of calcified crap is coming out of my mouth. I learned a lot from this dentist visit. It was odd and interesting.

1. Grinding teeth. I used to do it I guess and there's tons of evidence in my teeth. There's smooth spots everywhere. She was aghast.
2. In my case, the grinding came from my orthodontic work from when I was in elementary school. I had tons of teeth pulled for braces (14). Why didn't the other dentists fill me in?
3. Grinding teeth can lead to headaches and neck aches.
4. A lot of hygienists take it easy, since they don't handle giving out pain well. That means, a less good cleaning.
5. My teeth are strong. I can go years without a cleaning and I'll be fine.

On the way to the dentist office, I saw this. I used it too. It's a machine to pay for parking. It's so funny and dumb that they make it in the shape of a giant parking meter.

Alivenotdead Back to Back

If you don't, you should check out alivenotdead.com once in a while. They put two of my blog posts in the special artist updates. The Papershapers video and the Monterey Bay pics. They're not always up there, since it's random, but I logged in and poof, there they were back to back. alivenotdead.

Jay Ryan for Patagonia

Chicago's own Jay Ryan, The Bird Machine himself has a couple of shirts with Patagonia. I saw a tiny thumbnail and poof, it was so obvious who did these. It's a perfect match. I stopped by his studio a bit ago and I think his work and studio is quite great. I like the fact that his dad works there with him packing prints for orders.
Blog about Jay.
Mega Fauna (the group portrait)
Swimmy link (the polar bear)
The Bird Machine.

3x3 Boys and Girls

Boys who lunch. Bobby Kim, Joe Hahn, and James Jean. You probably know who they are and what they do. I don't know why, but I guess we all had time at the same time.

Girls who make magazines. Jens, Tomomi, and Kana. They make JPy and interviewed me today.

Monterey Bay Aquarium

The Monterey Bay Aquarium. I've been there a bunch of times now and the place never ceases to amaze. It has to be the best in the world, right? I enjoy all of it. I'm pretty sure my favorite place within is the jellyfish. You don't get to see them often and the lighting helps a lot. I also enjoy the huge tank that has the Bluefin tunas which weight something like 400 pounds. When you see them swim fast, you know they could easily impale a human. Where was the mola mola? The sun fish might be my favorite fish of all. Maybe it's better that they stay in the wild.

This is great, it's like watching a movie. You can sit back and take it all in. I like schools of fish.

The stare down.

Dragonfish. I think that's what it's called. It's a seahorse in the end.

The crab master

I'm tucking this at the end:
Here's one idea. They sell memberships, and if you're rich, sure, why not? But if you're not, why don't they make the memberships sort of like a subscription. You pay up front and you can go in let's say three times which would cover the price of the membership (let's say it's $90 - an entry fee is $30) So basically you pay up front. Otherwise, you buy a membership, and if you don't go back, then that's cool, but these days, it would be nice to know that you can pay up front and just use it when you go back, whether it's in two or three years or even more. I'm guessing a huge percentage won't go back anytime soon, some will forget, some will even lose their membership card, so the aquarium is getting fronted money to operate with, and I'm sure people in the middle would totally do this.

GR 15 years at GRSF

That's Dan Ryan and his wife who took the photos of the homeless folks in Japan over twenty years ago. The work was in black and white, and you can imagine the timelessness of the imagery. I've never met Dan, but he sent in a portfolio unsolicited and we used the photos. He was stoked, and he said that because of the excitement and maybe creative juices that flowed from the spread, he's now pursuing graphic design! The art show itself was fun, the art looks great, Goh Nakamura did his thing, and it was nice to see friends.

See photos in transmissions.
The art will be up shortly here.

Furie and Aiyanna

Mai and Joe To

From Mario to Parappa

Some Ramen Text since I'm missing the talk in SF.

One of my main points about ramen is that, it's often judged by people with a Yelp like mentality. I enjoy Yelp, but imagine... you're a kid who eats a lot of ramen, including the packaged kind, but you've never tried Ramen in Japan. You write reviews like you know it, but the best ramen you've had might be at a shop somewhere in LA. Do you really know what you're talking about? It's a huge genre, and a frank Japanese person might say, everything in the US is bullshit. There's a few stellar places mostly in New York, Setagaya Ramen... Ippudo... But it's food. Everyone judges food, since everyone eats it daily, and the reviews still help most of the time since maybe the reviews will steer you to the best in that city. Yet what is great ramen?

What I look for in Ramen
1 Soup. It obviously has to be right. It's not just soy sauce and water. Some places make a strong broth that smells of instant packets. Good ramen shouldn't be Oriental flavor. Ideally, it's Salt, Soysauce, or Tonkotsu and done right. The "just right" is near impossible to describe, it's a somewhat of a schooled taste. You have to try the best and the worst in shops in both the USA and Japan.
2 Noodles. It has to fit the ramen. Is it straight, curly, overcooked, undercooked. Most ramen noodles in the US is typical, and they're probably all using the same brand. It's hard to judge based on the US parameters.
3 Size. A lot of people judge ramen based on a huge bowl that they can't finish. I'd rather have a small bowl done right.
4 Toppings. A great way to judge a place is it's simplicity. Try the first thing on the menu.
5 Who eats there. If it's a ton of Japanese folks from Japan, you're on the right track. Busy doesn't mean great.

Behavior
1 Fast ordering. Be ready and order quick. Most places will expect you to order the second you sit down.
2 Leave nothing, leave fast. If it's awesome, eat it all. Most don't do this in this day of health and quantity of ramen served. Don't sit around and talk about Japanese movies. Leave, there's people waiting. Ramen is a fast food.
3 Manga Reading. This is okay in Japan since it's sort of part of the culture. People don't pay attention to each other in ramen shops. Even if it's a guy and a girl.
4 Condiments. If you add a lot of condiments you're doomed. I see people adding soysauce to their ramen. That can't be good.
5 Order Ramen. Some people go to a ramen place and order everything but the ramen. Does that tell you anything about the shop?

Weird Ramens
1 Tenshinmen. It's a egg omelet with a gravy served over noodles. It's massive. Ramenya in West LA has this. I don't see this often, and I dare not eat it anymore.
2 Mabo Ramen. Heavy since it's ground pork and tofu, it's also served on ramen. This is more common and a great throwback in a way to China, where ramen is from. But at the same time, it's junky.
3 Green Grocer Ramen. Green veggies like broccoli and carrots, often it's vegan or "vegetarian" stock. This is bad and a ramen that you might need to add soysauce.
4 Wagamama ramen. It's in London. At near $15-20, it's original and a strange ramen.
5 Ramen in a can. It was tested in Akihabara from a vending machine. Dorks who can't be social enough to order in a small shop can go to a machine.

Transformers 2

That's the lot where I saw Transformers last night. Friends and Family related to the music element. One thing I didn't know was that the music in the film is orchestrated from the Linkin Park song. So I heard bits and pieces of the New Divide songs in cover form. The movie doesn't need any more help. It'll sell a billions worth in a matter of weeks. It's hard to say you hate it, when the special effects, story, and grandeur are over the top. That's my review and that's all I need to give. You should eventually see this. Of course the Paramount screening room is amazing. The sound and picture are crisp and tight. That helps too.

Papershapers Video 8 minutes

It feels like it's been months since Papershapers took place, and the video documentary is finally done. It's cool that they do this, but I'm not quite sure why they do this months later. Here's my original blog post link to the show. Check it out if you haven't, and this video is pretty cool too.
link to post.

No Love of Ramen for me tomorrow in SF

It looks like I'm missing the panel, For the Love of Ramen tomorrow. It's unfortunate, but a plane ticket snafu is causing this. Ever use a travel voucher instead of an e-ticket? What the heck? No travel voucher in hand means, no plane flight for me. For each panel I've been on which take place in other places, I've never had to book my own ticket using a voucher. Usually accomodations are taken care of by the folks who want you there.

However, the panel should still be great. I might post what I was working on for this panel for you to peruse. Ramen is a fun food and I've eaten it on three continents. Asianculinaryforum.

Transformers 2 opening - Linkin Park in Westwood

Transformers 2. That's the red carpet... It was a huge red carpet in Westwood Village for what might end up being one of the biggest movies ever. They blocked off the streets and it was a huge event. Linkin Park played at 10pm after the movie premiere to a packed crowd. They're calling this a secret show, but it was hardly secret since it seemed like everyone knew what was up. Kroq gave away wrist bands, and one dude got in because he said he was with me. Gladly we got to meet up with Mr Hahn afterwards to say, great job. I've known Joe for a bit, and when I met him, I couldn't say I knew one song by his band, and now I know a bunch.



I even shot some video for those of you who couldn't get in. Check it out at our Youtube channel.

Jayne and Noel.

David Choe X Giant Robot City Girl

City Girl. What does that mean to you? It's David Choe's most popular print, but really... I'll fill you in. City Girl is the Kevin Shields song from Lost in Translation. At the time, David and I both was digging the movie (even with the racist type stuff in it), and the song was the perfect blend of shoegaze, indie, and everything. Naturally, David combines a cute girl, a city, and a print. Thankfully, a couple years later, we have the shirt. Get it here.

Lydia Fong - GR 15th anniversary show at GRSF

Yes, we all love Lydia Fong who'll probably be at GRSF tomorrow, along with myself, the GRSF crew, Goh Nakamura who'll be playing music at some point, probably 830 or 9pm, and hopefully many others. Do say hello. I'll be hanging out trying to celebrate 15 years. Here's the website flyer. www.gr-sf.com

Bob Kronbauer - Club Mumble

That's Bob-san. Bob Kronbauer who once lived a block away from my house. Bob worked for Girl skateboards, but always had his hands in different projects. He also takes photos and is a nice, understated type of guy. He now has a kid, Arlo and lives in Canada. He was once the proprietor of Crownfarmer and now runs a blog called Clubmumble. I blog there sometimes. It's skater and art. I sort of fit and don't, maybe that's why I'm there. clubmumble.

gr/eats

Tilapia Pesto - available everyday. This tasted great. I'd get it again and again, and maybe it's a bit too much food! Get this one if you're hungry.

Tentoji Donburi. Shrimp Tempura and egg on rice. This was the special yesterday. Simple, old school, and fine.

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GR sticker in Crossing Over

Reader and friend Tim Hugh catches a tiny detail in Crossing Over. It's tiny, but it's in there. Thanks much Crossing Over! Directed by Wayne Kramer! Wow, he directs? Starring Harrison Ford (A GR customer), Ray Liotta (Narc), Ashley Judd (you know her), the Asian guy in the picture must be Justin Chon who plays Yong Kim. If you look at their cast list, there's tons of Koreans in this. I guess there's a liquor store scene, if not there should be a Korean Club, or maybe a film festival scene. I also see Leonardo Nam and Sung Hi Li in the credits. Leo, you know from GR. Sung Hi, from porno sites. SHL is now near 40! Time flies.

Giant Robot 15 - GRSF

It's thursday, and in two days, I'll be up at Giant Robot SF to celebrate the 15 year art show. It's not 15 years in SF, although sometimes it feels like it. The bay area has been the 2nd home for GR. It's amazing how many people think we started out in the bay, but actually no, it's been LA. So it's fitting that we're doing this show. The above image is in the show and it's from our long time friends, kozyndan.

Below is the show postcard. Lydia Fong aka Mr McGee is in it. That's pretty cool.

Mike Relm X Gamer

We featured the great musician Mike Relm a couple of issues ago, and this is his remix for the film Gamer, a first person shooter type of movie. Pretty cool in a way. I like the momentary Relm cameo towards the end. We'll see about the film later...

Police? Fire? Anyone?

After thinking about it more, and realizing if it's arson, shouldn't I file a police report? I got to the station where there's one guy talking to an officer. That seems normal. Then there's two officers joking around a computer laughing. It appeared that they were looking at photographs. Computers are the new donuts evidently. I wait ten minutes, and finally one leaves, then the other says, "may I help you?" I tell him the situation and he then tells me to get a fire report instead and sends me out. I tell him, it seems like arson, perhaps there's bad guys to catch. Instead the fire department takes 5-10 working days to complete a report. Right now, they looked up my incident and the firefighters have my address wrong. Wrong street name, wrong address... Night of the fire, I even handed the "senior" a paper with my digits and address. I guess things just take time.

FIRE on my fence

At 3AM, there was a loud knocking on my door. I was thinking, something weird was going on. I was careful to answer the door. The knocking was strange and powerful. I got up and approached the front door quietly, but while I walked up, I saw an orange bright flickering light out of the window. A fire! A 9-11 call. Put on pants (I just couldn't run outside in boxers), put cat in bag, go to the backyard and turn on the hose and spray the roof next to the fence. I sprayed and sprayed until I heard the fire engines arrive. The fire was growing despite my efforts. I saw flames and embers flying up towards the roof. I turned the hose only to the roof. I was getting bummed. I stopped when I felt water hit me from a different angle, which meant the firemen were on the scene and missing the target.



(This is after the fire was mostly out and I could run inside to get my camera. How weird, I thought about taking photos right away.)

After I realized that I would be getting in the way, the firemen were tearing down my fence. At this point, I realized everything would be fine and I could take photos. Outside, was Jesse from Jabberjaw. I once put her on my blog (see her photo at bottom) because I saw her walking her dog, and she's a friend from long ago who happens to live across the street. Her boyfriend heard a car peeling out and leaving the scene, then he saw the fire and they called 9-11. Then she knocked on my door until I got up. She tried to explain to a fire fighter that someone lit the fire and sped away, but the first guy was a jerk. Only when we explained to the "right" person (go to the firefighters wearing orange helmets - they're senior firefighters) did he surmise that it could have been a tossed cigarette from a parked car outside. Perhaps kids were drinking beer, then they noticed it, and bailed out quick. But another fire fighter said that it was a weird place for a fire and asked if I had enemies, threats, or anything like that. Do I? Maybe? GR Haters? He did say that Jesse saved my house. A few more minutes and my house would have been ablaze. Imagine if there was no knocking on the door? Although 4 fire trucks came and it was loud, hardly any neighbors came outside. It was still dark and quiet.

Time for cleanup and a new fence. Hope this wasn't because the Lakers won a championship.

Thanks much Jesse.

Sea Snail Removal Service

Snails. This isn't French kind, this is Japanese. Imagine that snails are tiny and are maybe from fresh water. They're black shelled, and when it's served, you get the "door" as well. You pick that off since it's in the way and hard, but taking the snail meat out with a pointy stick isn't so easy. See how fine pointed the end is? That means it's a perfect removal. The trick is that instead of trying to wind it out of the shell, you turn the shell and hold the stick instead. Somehow, my family's agrarian background may have helped me on this, since I turned out to be an expert.

Drawing is fun.

J. Otto Seibold

Tennis Magazine smoking ad

I play tennis. I like tennis. I subscribe to Tennis magazine. The weird thing is Tennis magazine is obviously for people who play. They enjoy their health, maybe. On page 10 is a Playboy cigar ad. I know everyone's hard up for money, but this is a sad sight. I understand some people who play tennis smoke blunts, cigs, and even pot, but to advertise it in a mag that represents the sport? Even we don't accept smoking ads. I guess there's no honor when people are desperate. Welcome to real life shit.

kozyndan stops by.

Look who stopped by. kozyndan. Great job of art direction, Martin. Look for a little of them in Giant Robot 60 which is near done. Yeah, by now you've noticed Dan's hand. I guess I'd ignore the hands free law myself if I designed an entire Puma line.

Question from Curious E

The black box can solve the mysteries of the plane crash. Yes, I'm obsessed with plane crashes. So this black box... it's actually orange and it's 13 lbs, and can survive anything, but sometimes they can't find it. That sucks. There's a beacon in it. That's a good start.

So why...
1) can't they make this thing wireless and be connected and have it download all the info at all times? Have a few servers buried in Colorado?
2) aren't there 10 black boxes?
3) not in a thumbdrive form, so there's tons of them all at once?
4) not embed them in a seat, since those are always found floating around? Why not in every seat?
5) not make them float? Why not make one float and one sink?
6) not attach a reward so private treasure hunters could join in?
7) isn't there a video camera of the plane, let's say from the tip of the wing in, taking video at all times?
8) not one on both pilots at all times, so you can see if they're falling asleep or drunk?

UCLA commencement speakers

Since I'm a UCLA alumnist, I like hearing this stuff: James Franco bails out as the speaker at UCLA's graduation probably because of pressure from the students who say he hasn't done anything. In his place is Brad Delson, guitarist from Linkin Park. I'm not sure if not doing enough as a student matters anymore... isn't it all about what you do outside of school that matters? Either way, Franco would have been pretty funny, and I bet would have done a fine job. In 1993, my speaker was... Elisabeth Glaser, the co founder of Pediatric AIDS Foundation, and Starksy's (1970s Starsky and Hutch) wife. She passed away a year later. I can't remember a thing about what she said, but I do remember being disappointed that she was the speaker. I knew nothing about her, her organization, and didn't really get it at the time. I'm sure whatever she said was more important than what either of the speaker candidates this year can give, but it was still unmemorable. That's a pretty sad state of our lives (or at least just mine).

link to LA Times.

North Korea / Japanese Americans

Imagine... just not too long ago, Americans, yes you, or maybe your parents couldn't tell the difference between Japanese and Japanese Americans - enough to the point of putting 120,000 Japanese American in prison and taking away all of their shit. Today, North Korea and Korea aren't being confused at all even though they're bordering countries (much less with Korean Americans). That is amazing. But still just remember 60 years ago... this couldn't happen.

Euna / Laura - North Korea

Of course, they got sentenced to 12 years of labor reform. What's that mean? In Communist China, it's breaking rocks until you can't anymore. But in this case, it has to be posturing to make more news. What's their future? They'll be pawns in some kind of trade so North Korea will save their faces. It's odd how the news only recently picked up energy. Is it because of the vigils? The news picked up before the sentencing, and now it's headline news - when it should have been this entire time. It's been months of them not being seen in public.

Sena, Mari Inukai, Sir Kent Williams

In that order... Let's start with Sena on the left, who is artist, Mari Inukai's daughter. How does Mari have a kid in high school? Impossible. Sena is named after the legendary F-1 driver, Ayrton Senna who died May 1st 1994. That's almost like being named after Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, or even Bruce Lee. She'll be taking 4 AP classes as a junior. Yeah, she's on track. She also has a relative named Shuma for guess who? Senna's biggest fan Michael Schumacher. Kent Williams on the right, getting his camera phone ready. When Sena talked about famous people who eat at El Coyote, I pointed to Kent.

Jane's B-day party.

I forgot to get this one up. It's one of the pieced together photos, so I can show you my Photoshop skills... this was Jane's party at Mr Hahn's crib. Who's Jane? Wouldn't you like to know? 5) Bottom left, you might see her in there. 5) Hahn's books. Yes, he doesn't want people looking at his stuff, but oh well. I'm not the first, but that's a lot of books. 4) I'm sitting on his sofa, tired. Nearly the last one to leave. 3) Boba station. Dude had a boba station at his house. At the end of the night, it appeared that maybe the cup I drank was the only time it was touched. But having this is pretty deep. 2) Who uses their Nara ashtray? 1) Hahn flippin' burgers and rollin' weenies. Parties at houses are a tough one. One the one hand, if you have a nice big place, it can work, but on the other, you need to know everyone really well or else it's sort of a stress fest. Who knows who has a sketchy friend.

Chicken Karaage

First time I ever made it and glad to say, I think I got it down. It's not bad. There's a few things I can do to make it better, but over all, I'd eat this often. Perhaps in a future GR, I'll show you how I do it. Lately, I've been making more food, it's pretty fun, and it's almost like crafting or something like that. Just in a different way.

Giant Robot 60 trash

So many products this time for the TRASH section... stuff from all over, and for others... not just me. Well, sort of. Are the release of so many cool things just a random event? Or does this mean, people are trying to make stuff again? Let's hope it's the latter. It seemed a bit dry, in terms of new stuff for the last while.

Will Sweeney's video is awesome.

All I need to say is Will Sweeney is awesome. This video is bugged out and weird, but at the same time, it's really great. I'd like to see more, but animation just takes so much time. Great work, but a great guy.

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l.a. Eyeworks

l.a. Eyeworks! Guess what? That's girlwithglasses, Lisa Strouss Donald who's now an eye glass expert. She can pick glasses that'll fit your face and critique why some work and some don't. In picture 4 is Brent Zerger, the main man. I got his help too. It's amazing how technical and design oriented picking glasses can be. There's reasons why some work and some don't. Some are too expected, and some are just a bit off center which makes them just right. I only need glasses for nighttime and maybe driving. I play softball as some of you know, so when the ball comes off the bat, I swear it's blurry. I stand in place, or backpedal just a bit, since I'm not seeing the ball. I'm in leftfield... it's far. Once I guess a beat on where it's going, I'll catch it. I also picked up some sunglasses too. Thanks l.a. Eyeworks.

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