Masanobu Sato: World’s Biggest Wanker



[Warning, Links NSFW] Japan is home to enough world achievements to make any patriot proud. This isn’t one of them.

Masanobu Sato of Tokyo, Japan won the 9th annual World Masturbate-a-thon on May 2, 2009, clocking in at 9 hours and 58 minutes.

Metropolis TV videotaped a brief documentary on his daily life where he “trains” for two hours with a tenga in front of his girlfriend and cat. (You read that correctly).

Wait until the end of the video though. That’s when it gets really depressing.  He expresses that “A real female of course, smells, is dirty…because it’s a human being…So we have this anime, isn’t it clean and pretty?

Masanobu Sato, a living, breathing, forever alone meme.


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