I want these dolls so they light up my room in darkness. I’ll prey that they’ll come to life every night. And if I’m lucky, they will be like Weird Science when Kelly LeBrock turns into a real life woman, except these will be gloomy and make weird poses all the time. I’ll just stand there in silence and feel like I’m into feeling like doom. We’re not happy, the world isn’t happy, and these dolls are just so goth, there’s no tomorrow.
I got all this text from the box they come in.