The last two times I’ve voted, I’ve seen Tom Hanks. Last time out for the Presidential election, it was he and his wife, they parked next to me and walked in. This morning, he was right before me and then hamming it up for the old lady volunteers who couldn’t give a shit about anyone else at that moment. If you wanted to vote, they didn’t listen to you. One lady just pointed towards the front door, as in go outside… because Tom Hanks in bad running attire stood his ground talking about how we’re all great Americans. Where was the portable Oscar?