So this comes up in the news. It’s an old photo, and supposedly in the background is Lincoln riding into Gettysburg to make that speech. He’s sporting that top hat, and looking good. But is it him? Well, let’s just zoom in, of course, we’ll be able to tell. Every time I watch a cop show, they can zoom into a corner of a shot and then they’ll say, “ENHANCE”. So with that, they can sharpen anything and make it tack sharp so you can see what’s going on. It should be clear. Well, the technology blows… See the below. Is it Lincoln? He’s as small as a pinhead in the above photo… and well, “ENHANCE, motherfucker, ENHANCE!” No dice, that’s not Lincoln.