Battles

Lady Snow Ninjas vs. Two Dorks in Lake Tahoe!

In this corner, Nevada homegirl Lisa S. and Wendy from the Giant Robot Fighting Society show off their chops. Everyone knows that the cutest kittens have the sharpest claws, and these two are devastating.

In response, Dan W. shows his Buddha's Palm while I expand my chin the manner of toad-style kung fu. We'd look even tougher if we used dandruff shampoo.

The winner? No one. The elements pound on mere mortals as hidden rocks under Heavenly's shallow base widen multiple sphincters and rip a crater out of my snowboard's base.

Stay tuned for a rematch in Mammoth...