Ugly betty

Today, I was mistaken for a girl. It's not the first time for that to happen; the previous occasion must have been more than 15 years ago when I had hair that went down my back. Think Soundgarden, Redd Kross, the Chili Peppers, and even Eric Nakamura. Yeah, back then. I'm pretty sure it was at a supermarket check stand in Los Feliz.

I'm not offended by being thought of as a woman. Females can be awesome, smart, and talented people. Some of my best friends have breasts. But all I could think was that the person who called me "she" must have deemed me a really ugly chick. At least that was my impression when I arrived at the office and looked in a mirror.
It's a weird feeling. The closest experience I can compare it to is when I accompanied my friend to a gay bar when she was researching a newspaper article. At first, I was slightly freaked out about getting scooped. By the end of the evening, I felt somewhat rejected because none of the dudes paid attention to me.
Time for a haircut--and maybe some Korean man makeup.


Don't forget the eyelid surgery!
Ha ha! That's awesome!
Honestly though, come to
think about it. I think you are
more of a "pretty boy" than an
"ugly girl". That's more
positive. I think.
Say "hey" to Eloise!
Time for some facial hair!
don't worry, my martin's been mistaken for a lesbian.
The guys at the gay bar just probably thought you were a chick.
Don't worry, when I get my haircut on Saturday, I'll probably be mistaken for a chubby teenage boy...
Does that mean i can't have a crush on you any more?
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