Asian Girls Are Gross!!

[toomuchchowmein]

i figure theres too many "how do i get asian girls/asian girls are hot" threads,.. so hey, why not try to balance out the universe.


plus im overly bored and going thru old threads, lurker-style.

[Ryan]

oh perish the thought. and shit wheres MY prada dammit. oh wait..right here dawg.

[phism]

something i don't feel like adding to the "i'm a lonely asian boy, please find me a white girl to give me confidence" threads: i know a fairly large group of black girls that have a definite thing for asian boys.

[falcor]

Originally posted by randall fairbrook
i hope yellow world doesn't picket me for saying that

is that like disney world? are there rides and cotton candy vendors and big plush cartoon characters walking around?

[kid_robotron]

Yes, except its a big con. I saw 3 Chairman Mao's in the same place. I felt cheated. Also the big song and dance number down the main street was in poor taste.

[wnoodle]

Originally posted by phism
i know a fairly large group of black girls that have a definite thing for asian boys.

Is there a term for that? You know, like how a east asian and white couple have "yellow fever"... Or how a black and white couple have "jungle fever/love".

East asian and black, any suggestions? :D

[Fireloong]

i prefer martians

[Ricky]

all they do is talk about that huge luis vuitton store opening up

and once you marry one all they do is fart all day, and asian girl farts are a 100x stinkier than middle american farts

[fmstlr]

Pork Joy

[nerdy nyc]

um, im dont think asian chicks are hot anymore...yes i do.

[/dev/null]

I heard they eat chicken hearts and other animal innards.

[j.matsumura]

Originally posted by nerdy nyc
um, im dont think asian chicks are hot anymore...yes i do.
specifically what, in your opinion, what makes "asian chicks" os "hot?"
what kinds of asian women do you prefer...as far as ethnicity goes?

[YelloKitty]

Originally posted by /dev/null
I heard they eat chicken hearts and other animal innards.
don't forget pork blood stew! dinaguan, mmmmmmmmmyes. TOOT TOOT!

[ZoobeaR]

Hmmmmmm.......how 'bout...chocolate banana fever?

Originally posted by YelloKitty
TOOT TOOT!

LoL...is that in response to the asian girls farts comment?

[YelloKitty]

why... of course, zoobear! don't forget most of us are lactose intolerant as well. yeaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[Liver_on_a_Stick]

It's weird, I'm so attacted to Chinese girls yet I have no way of charming them without turning myself into some HK-style pop singer. Skateboarding does NOT impress them :( Neither does saying you're proficent in computer games, heh.

[archonemis]

Originally posted by falcor


is that like disney world? are there rides and cotton candy vendors and big plush cartoon characters walking around?

No, but I heard you can get some sort of back rub.

[Ricky]

you need to master DDR to impress Chinese girls, and you should get a Burberry skateboard, that will impress em.

Originally posted by Liver_on_a_Stick
It's weird, I'm so attacted to Chinese girls yet I have no way of charming them without turning myself into some HK-style pop singer. Skateboarding does NOT impress them :( Neither does saying you're proficent in computer games, heh.

[Make Room]

Asian girls are materialistic, air-headed snobs ... with great bodies!

[Remy]

Asian girls on GR are cool. I love all the GR girls.

[johnny_sokk0]

I'm tired of my fridge smelling like kimchee.
I making the switch.

www.HotBlondeNordicChicks.com/switch

[Pollux]

I think some asian chicks are cute, but regardless of racail background, if your materialistic, your going to suck! Oh, and French girls eat animal innards too...

[archonemis]

Having seen at least fourteen asian people in my life (five of whom were female) I can attest to the ickiness. It's best to call the authorities and keep distance. Wash all of you extremities and seek medical attention. ::sips beer:: And most importantly> DON'T GET THE BACK RUB.

[archonemis]

::shakes head::

[Aurock]

asian girls are good with hoisin sauce.

a hyuk.

aurock.

[YelloKitty]

*puts on sensitive cap on*
so are you saying we're just a piece of meat?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

well eat this, fugggaaah! :)

[archonemis]

Actually, yes. Meat is the proper word. Truly, though, most people don't have the proper muscle/fat ratio so it really doesn't matter about race per se. Excercise (but not too much) and diet are the most important criteria for cannibal cuisine.

[Miso]

anyone seen those asian girls who have some traces of facial hair but don't do anything to get rid of it. i think there is a race somewhere specifically in asia where they grow alot of facial hair. it really grosses me out.

and the funny thing is, in grade 8 - this asian chick with facial hair asked me out. me being the stupid 'nice' boy back then (nothing has changed - really) i said yeah. but regretted it after 3 days and dumped her after 5.

I only have one true love.

http://www.intothevoid.com/vampires/ralph1.jpg

[Asharak]

Originally posted by Miso
i think there is a race somewhere specifically in asia where they grow alot of facial hair.


I believe that's the Ainu people of Japan if I'm not mistaken.

[kaihentai]

Originally posted by hannabarbarella


I thought it was the Okinawans? I want to be one of those old ladies with a slight graying wispy beard - something I can stroke and ponder while I yell at the little kids on the street.

In hawaii the term was chiberu, like chewbacca...

[felt cap]

Originally posted by YelloKitty

don't forget pork blood stew! dinaguan, mmmmmmmmmyes. TOOT TOOT!

That's DINUGUAN. </cultural analism>

[scuba keef]

All I can say is that asian girls are not heart breakers and playas.

[neku74]

Originally posted by mewmew
I only have one true love.

http://www.intothevoid.com/vampires/ralph1.jpg

haha, i had such a crush on him when i was 8 years old!

[BooBoo-Kitty]

as a reprazentative of the white populace, i must say that you asians are doing a boffo job of making your daughters hot and exploitable.

[DJ LunchBox]

i need me an aZn girl. one that loves to cook!! and i mean LOVES to cook.

[phism]

and loves teh cock

[liquid mass]

Is this thread about gathering multiples of asian girls?

[serum]

shopping doesn't count as a hobby

[kid_robotron]

They are nearly extinct due to inbreeding and discrimination no?

[serum]

the hairlip japanese are the okinawans. perhaps they developed it naturally to deter the US GI's

[BooBoo-Kitty]

Originally posted by karmen
hush yo mouf frat boy!

whaaat? don't tell me you're still bitter about that "magic potion" incident. the brothers and i heartily enjoyed your oriental-acrobat routine. the ribbons were a nice touch.

did you get a copy of the tape? i think i sent you one, but if you don't have it you could always download it from the site. oh, and the guy with the LV stuff called, he said he's still on backorder so the tote that we promised you won't be getting in until nextweek. kthanxbye!

[t@nkgirl]

i went out with this asian guy for 2 years, and his mom totally hated me.. maybe because when she met me i had pink hair and a pierced labret... but still!!

[djbadmonkey]

my mom is pretty picky when it comes to my gf's.

[key_loser]

what about your boyfriends?




sorry, i'm being twelve this afternoon

[fightgenie]

Originally posted by t@nkgirl
i went out with this asian guy for 2 years, and his mom totally hated me.. maybe because when she met me i had pink hair and a pierced labret... but still!!
You have a very nice user name and avatar thing going on there.

[tintin1000]

yeah i dont think they're that good looking on average but to each his own...and who the fuck posts "how do i get asian girls?" threads anyways? Gosh man...

[tintin1000]

no offense t@nkgirl...I'm sure you look great

[t@nkgirl]

Originally posted by fightgenie

You have a very nice user name and avatar thing going on there.

i grew up on tank girl comics... she's my role model!!
and the orginal pic was karen o, i just made it pretty in photoshop :)

[wnoodle]

Originally posted by karmen
hey tintin, how do you become a senior robot?
Hahahahaha!

[GONG_LORD]

I find Japanese exchange students to be the most sorry lot I have laid eyes upon. They try so hard to not care *shrug* that it just gets old.

The best time I almost laughed out loud was when some sullen 'cool' japanese guy at Starbucks says to me "I have no future" but it just did not have the impact it should have, me being distracted by his prada jacket and venti machiato.

[liquid mass]

^they just want to act like americans and fit in.

[woojoemao]

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/0903/danoy99/6bfafd3a.gif
hott^

[tintin1000]

fuck

[tintin1000]

asian

[tintin1000]

women

[tintin1000]

lots

[tintin1000]

my fuckin avata is asian...so who cares if shes a fuckin cartoon? She has so HUGE tits, man

[YelloKitty]

HA

[DJ LunchBox]

Originally posted by randall fairbrook
welcome back juana


own3d!

[toonlets]

So when did the whole white guy/asian girl thing -really- start to pick up?

When are the schools going to be filled with hapas (sp)?

[toonlets]

Originally posted by tintin1000
my fuckin avata is asian...so who cares if shes a fuckin cartoon? She has so HUGE tits, man


From the sound of it, I doubt you're getting any. Asian or otherwise.

Maybe Losie Parm?

[daehan_47]

they turn into bananas or yellow mangos when i read the posts.

tintin's avatar that is.

[liquid mass]

Eat lots of cheese.

[toonlets]

Originally posted by phism
something i don't feel like adding to the "i'm a lonely asian boy, please find me a white girl to give me confidence" threads: i know a fairly large group of black girls that have a definite thing for asian boys.


If white men and asian women seem to like one another, and if white women and black men seem to like one another, then it's all well and good that asian men and black women would hook up. It all evens out, so to speak.

Has anyone ever seen a Mexican guy and an East Indian girl together? And what happened to all the Native Americans?

[toonlets]

Originally posted by j_simone
asian girls rawk!
anyway, i don't think that asian girls prefer white guys or black girls prefer asian guys or whatever... i've been hit on by white guys, asian guys, black guys, middle-eastern guys, hispanic guys, etc... i don't think it really matters what race they are... guys can just be horn-dogs... (as i'm sure girls can too!) ;)


So, you're a guy, right?
;)

[toonlets]

Originally posted by j_simone
asian girls rawk!
anyway, i don't think that asian girls prefer white guys or black girls prefer asian guys or whatever... i've been hit on by white guys, asian guys, black guys, middle-eastern guys, hispanic guys, etc... i don't think it really matters what race they are... guys can just be horn-dogs... (as i'm sure girls can too!) ;)


So, perhaps, it's not up to the men at all...if men are hitting on women left and right.

It's not that black men like blonde women, it's that blonde women are receptive and interested in black men when dating outside of their skin tone.

That would suggest asian women, as a whole, are more interested in white men when dating outside of their shade...

It's not the men who have asian fever...but the ladies who like vanilla.

I'm totally making this up as I go along.

[toonlets]

She's SO GROSS!

http://www.kimochi-ii.com/archives/000287.php#more

[BooBoo-Kitty]

Originally posted by toonlets
She's SO GROSS!

http://www.kimochi-ii.com/archives/000287.php#more

dude. like, ewww.

[fightgenie]

:D

[fightgenie]

http://www.bigbadchinesemama.com/images/cheetos.jpg
Good GOD!

[j_simone]

that's not a girl! tell me that's not a girl?! :eek:
hey, is that a mullet?

[toonlets]

Originally posted by Chauncy!
http://www.bigbadchinesemama.com/home.html

i am in love~! :heart::heart::heart:


Too bad there aren't pictures posted of her taking a steamy dump. Particularly after that bag of Cheetos.

I've seen that site before. I think they're upset because they haven't figured out how to get some man to buy them an undeserved BMW.

Actually, her picture is on this other site as well:

http://www.sanrio.co.jp/english/characters/w_chara/13.html

[phism]

Originally posted by toonlets
Has anyone ever seen a Mexican guy and an East Indian girl together? And what happened to all the Native Americans?

i saw an indian girl with a white guy the other day... i knew an indian girl that fucked a white dude, but i've never seen any actually dating, i don't think...

and, you should know what happened to all the native americans. the uh... neo-americans... happened... or whatever...

[j_simone]

my bf's brother had an indian gf in college... i never met her (b4 my time) + my bf has this weird idea that indian girls are either really hot or butt-ugly...? anyone concur?

[toonlets]

Originally posted by j_simone
my bf's brother had an indian gf in college... i never met her (b4 my time) + my bf has this weird idea that indian girls are either really hot or butt-ugly...? anyone concur?


More often than not, I find them unattractive. I'm also not a fan of brown labia.

[toonlets]

Originally posted by Chauncy!


:rolleyes: dude, you sound a little angry.




I'm cranky. I just woke up from a nap and I need some Bayer.

[Killjoy]

my boogers taste like lomain

[kamenriderv3]

i hope your pinky nail can cauterize because you have dug too deep.



beware durin's bane!

[Cipherous]

White women rock!

[lakebottom]

what if the new trend in the world of comic book/video game/anime geeks became thinking that Asian girls are gross and having pride in white sistahs?

[Shaftoe]

Originally posted by herrokitty
http://club.nate.com/cindex4/274/sm2/18794653/album/1/11body.jpg

So, what does the back of your plaid skirt have to say about Japan's rampant obsession with schoolgirls?

[Cipherous]

would the average asian guy pick a hot asian chick over a hot white chick?

enquiring minds want to know.

[wnoodle]

A completely unrealistic situation, the average asian guy would never, ever, have such an opportunity.

[kamenriderv3]

he is only picking. he's not getting any....

:D

[golivar]

Originally posted by herrokitty
http://club.nate.com/cindex4/274/sm2/18794653/album/1/11body.jpg

i'd like to get some kind of context behind this picture because it is really pretty bizarre. anyone know?

[golivar]

Originally posted by herrokitty


are you really asking that question ?
hot is subjective. If somebody was really going to make a choice about somebody based on their ethnicity, I'm sure they would have already made up in their mind that the asian girl or the white girl is unattractive.

and besides, the average azn playa made nikka like me would just play em both.

race mixing is an abomination to human kind. god hates you.

[Cipherous]

Originally posted by herrokitty


are you really asking that question ?
hot is subjective. If somebody was really going to make a choice about somebody based on their ethnicity, I'm sure they would have already made up in their mind that the asian girl or the white girl is unattractive.

and besides, the average azn playa made nikka like me would just play em both.

ok, the average asian american and purely based on sexual attractiveness.

with the images of the ideal mate, I would be inclined to think that the asian dude would lean towards the white female. Especially, with this MTV generation Y era.

just as the average asian american female would be more inclined towards a white dude. Just from judging from society's standards.

[Cipherous]

Originally posted by wnoodle
A completely unrealistic situation, the average asian guy would never, ever, have such an opportunity.

this in theory of course

[golivar]

duuuuude

[wnoodle]

^ Damn, that pic above is kinda turning me on.

Originally posted by herrokitty
you're forgetting to factor in YELLOW FEVAHHHHHH
Years ago I thought to myself, "If I were a DJ, 'DJ Yellow Feevah' would be my stage name". Spelled just that way too.

[Remy]

Originally posted by herrokitty
http://www.alluvium.com/~cecil/ot/yoko-office.jpg

*shakes head*
stopid asian girl. for A4 photocopying, not for boobies.

thats a great copier ad

[charlos3000]

Originally posted by Cipherous


ok, the average asian american and purely based on sexual attractiveness.

with the images of the ideal mate, I would be inclined to think that the asian dude would lean towards the white female. Especially, with this MTV generation Y era.

just as the average asian american female would be more inclined towards a white dude. Just from judging from society's standards.

i pick hot ASIAN girl every time.

i'm a fuckin RICE chaser.

i love the submission.

[35ft6]

Originally posted by Cipherous
would the average asian guy pick a hot asian chick over a hot white chick?

enquiring minds want to know. I would choose the one that's cooler, smarter, and more interesting if they're even remotely close in hotness.

[charlos3000]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600

[ocd]

Originally posted by charlos3000
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600 HA

[wnoodle]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I suspect these kinds of books are targeting a specific niche market, non?

[golivar]

so you're on the waiting list for that second book, too, huh?

we'll have a discussion group

[wnoodle]

Excellent. Perhaps we should start a Yahoo group.

[650lex]

i worked with this guy
who's brother is currently waiting for his
22 year old mail order bride from Thailand
apparently she flies in December
and he's 50 years old
i am still creeped out by this....

One of my high school teachers had a mailorder bride from Thailand. He was a bio teacher and always made her come on trips we'd take to San Diego. She looked bored.

During the end of year final exam I brought a can of club soda with me and he had the balls to tell me that I was weird.

[650lex]

mail order brides are just a bad idea in general

can you return them without a receipt?

[cait sith]

Originally posted by charlos3000
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600

i want a copy please :(

[Denstradamus]

Originally posted by charlos3000
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0919637264/002-4224421-5377600

i think it's time we ressurected the gr book club! just sayin.

[YelloKitty]

whoooaaaaaa

[Denstradamus]

Originally posted by herrokitty
den, kv3, and i are going to write a book titled
HOW TO DATE THE FOBS LADIES

with a special foreword written by Bill Poon.

[akuma]

Originally posted by herrokitty
http://www.alluvium.com/~cecil/ot/amigo.jpg


oh man, bad dreams for weeks. . .

[YelloKitty]

dirty sanchez

[Killjoy]

it's just dark upper lip hair man, i promise you won't feel it when we kiss.

[wnoodle]

^ What the?!

I gotta say, that bum is a work of art... And I think I mean that literally cuz it looks like a CG image.

[airwon]

Originally posted by Shaftoe


So, what does the back of your plaid skirt have to say about Japan's rampant obsession with schoolgirls?

the text on the photo is korean and not japanese

[airwon]

Originally posted by herrokitty
http://club.nate.com/cindex4/274/sm2/18794653/album/1/11body.jpg

[Ryan]

HOLLA AT YO KYOKO (AYANA)

Originally posted by herrokitty
http://www.photoforum.org/image5/photoforum182884316.jpg

[35ft6]

Originally posted by herrokitty
http://www.omind.net/data/3dworks/hentai.jpg
and why the hell is this in geographica? "Uh... I have to go take shit."

[35ft6]

Originally posted by herrokitty
say what you will about tentacle sex, at least they look phallic.
spiny tentacle sex is pretty fucked up. There were tentacles in that picture? No kidding?

I like when the guy's typing he's like not even paying attention.

[golivar]

that's so rude of her to carry on her phone conversation there. can't she see those two are trying to work?

[35ft6]

I like how the computer consists of only a keyboard and monitor, no CPU. The porn industry is never going to get respect until attention to detail becomes a priority. And god dammit! They should have a speakerphone; they shouldn't have to wait for her to relay important information to them.

[35ft6]

Originally posted by herrokitty
http://img37.exs.cx/img37/3269/2067h003.jpg
Yeah, I guess we can all see where this one's headed with ol leatherface. I bet you 10 bucks they have sex with her.

[Yumyumcha]

Why the hell is that orange photo frame facing out instead of in? Who's desk is it anyway?

[35ft6]

That's not proper business attire.

The phone's not plugged in and neither is the computer. No wonder they're downsizing.

[BAOH]

doesn't that dude know.....blue tops and bottoms makes you look like a convict......either that or a janitor.

take yer pick.

[meemeep]

I'm a little confused again. Are we posting pics to support the idea that azn girls ARE or AREN'T gross?

[meemeep]

Originally posted by herrokitty

meep meep, baby

beebeep!

[meemeep]

yup. gross.

[meemeep]

Originally posted by herrokitty

affirmative.
http://www.deezyfosheezy.com/y%20hallo%20thar/teh%20Asian%20grills/Song%20Hye%20Kyo%209.jpg
is the grossest chick evar.
well, in that case I aspire to be grosser.

[misosoupandrice]

I agree with the white girls always want to date asian guys more then asian girls want to date asian guys. I'm only half jap, but I play it up as much as possible, the white girls love it.

I think most people get a thrill out of dating someone of another race, its exotic.

And as for the asian hot girl vs white hot girl which does the average guy choose, I'd say the one who was better in the sack, I think any reasonable guy would say that.

[golivar]

Originally posted by herrokitty

affirmative.
http://www.deezyfosheezy.com/y%20hallo%20thar/teh%20Asian%20grills/Song%20Hye%20Kyo%209.jpg
is the grossest chick evar.

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dick!

[golivar]

same thing cockblocker

[golivar]

just post the damn pic

['jim]

God Bless Us Mankind

[misosoupandrice]

Ha ha, I love this thread. Gotta give it the bump

[randall fairbrook]

i wanna be a hot azn chick with gang tattoos and stuff and guys will all want to bone me hard

[t3h1337p3nguin]

Originally posted by herrokitty
leet penguin, stay out of this thread, you are too young!
Yeah, I should stay out of this thread.
I'm just glad no one's posted the obligatory "fap-fap-fap" noise yet.

<.< >.>

[35ft6]

Originally posted by herrokitty
big boobs club
http://www.kimochi-ii.com/archives/cat_big_boobs_club.php I would like to help this club in any way I can.

I don't really care about boobs. Anna K has a pretty nice butt. http://colourpress.com/gfx/textarchive_pics/preview/COLOUR10050007.jpg
http://colourpress.com/gfx/textarchive_pics/preview/COLOUR10050003.jpg Yes sir, I could care less if they have boobies.

[wnoodle]

It must be good to be Enrique.

[misosoupandrice]

This is still the best thread ever

[misosoupandrice]

Why do asian girls always moan like it hurts during sex in movies? Do all asian girls in real life sound like this? Not all caucasian girls sound the same in real life.

[Robocon^^]

http://i3.yesasia.com/assets/imgs/anime/36/l_p1001905836.jpg

[golivar]

Originally posted by cellout

yes.
it's cause their sideways bajinas are more sensitive.

where did this "sideways vagina" joke come from..? my stepfather used to say this, i thought it was kind of stupid-funny until i realized he was married to my asian mom and i immediately jumped off a bridge

[wnoodle]

Yamete!

[YelloKitty]

Originally posted by misosoupandrice
Why do asian girls always moan like it hurts during sex in movies? Do all asian girls in real life sound like this? Not all caucasian girls sound the same in real life.
wow you're dumb.

[Ryan]

as an asian girl i can attest that we all sound the same during sex.

[misosoupandrice]

Originally posted by YelloKitty

wow you're dumb.

I am dumb, enlighten me yellowkitty.

['jim]

Originally posted by golivar


where did this "sideways vagina" joke come from..?

1st grade.


& not all Asian girls sound...like that.

[wnoodle]

Originally posted by herrokitty
local to you, noods! kekek
http://jenblaze.net/misc/oxygen/12.jpg
What a lame-ass name for a club, "Oxygen", I'm so glad I don't club anymore. Back in my day, clubs had cool names, now they're all lame.

Who's the weird looking, old dude on the right? It certainly ain't me!

[35ft6]

Originally posted by herrokitty

http://jenblaze.net/misc/oxygen/12.jpg Wow, read the body language. She's really not attracted to these dudes at all. I wonder why.

[wnoodle]

There you go objectifying wymmins again :)

[golivar]

Originally posted by herrokitty
http://www.netnetphoto.com/photogallery/albums/album599/DSC04148.jpg


who is this girl?

[35ft6]

Originally posted by herrokitty

she has a webcam!
i love these things, it's like having an e-pet. Where? Is it free? Anything masturbation worthy ever go down?

edit: mind you, I wouldn't watch her webcam to see any skin... I would be watching to see what she eats, to get to know her as a person, a human being...

[golivar]

i want to rest my weary head against her tummy and confess all my problems and fears to her. she'll run her fingers through my hair, comfort me, and tell me that everything's gonna be alright

[golivar]

yes


gotta go, time for me to soap my dreads

[akuma]

pluck your fucking eyebrows while you're at it

[golivar]

hey brah chill out i'm a sensitive berkeley guy

[golivar]

Originally posted by golivar
i want to rest my weary head against her tummy and confess all my problems and fears to her. she'll run her fingers through my hair, comfort me, and tell me that everything's gonna be alright

afterwards we'll snack on some textured vegetable protein tacos and organize my scented oils collection

let's see....that's "P" for patchouli

[35ft6]

Originally posted by golivar


afterwards we'll snack on some textured vegetable protein tacos and organize my scented oils collection

let's see....that's "P" for patchouli When you're done being super gay with her could I borrow her? You see, I'd like to bone her.

[randall fairbrook]

when you are done boning her, could i borrow her, i would love to debone her

[lakebottom]

hey 35ft6 and randall fairbrook

I hear they just legalized gay marriage in Canada.

[35ft6]

^^^ Instant boner.

[Killjoy]

fuckface i said she wasn't THAT cute.

[Killjoy]

hk: my peepee would love to dip in that std kiddie pool of a hoohoo

[35ft6]

She's the cutest girl I've seen in a while. Thanks, HK. And my penis thanks you also.

[lakebottom]

oh man, I'm tired after saving all of those pics.

skanky girls are the hottest!

[35ft6]

^ She's not a skank! I'll kick your ass!

*runs out of forum in tears*

Seriously, her face is eye candy. I could stare at her face all day. The body's okay, too.

[lakebottom]

I was being serious. you can come check my computer if you want and see that I've dl'd most of her pics.

I think skanks are hot. I love those really slutty looking punk rocker girls, for example, who wear holey fishnets, super tight short skirts, and lots of black makeup.

[Jack]

I love those.

But I'd really love to meet a classy Rockabilly chick. The kind who wears 50's style dresses.

[35ft6]

Originally posted by lakebottom
I was being serious. you can come check my computer if you want and see that I've dl'd most of her pics.

I think skanks are hot. I love those really slutty looking punk rocker girls, for example, who wear holey fishnets, super tight short skirts, and lots of black makeup. I totally agree.

In general, hot girls are hot. But, yeah, skanky girls don't get enough credit.

[Jack]

No.... They don't.

[lakebottom]

and their milky white breasts are practically spilling out of a torn and tattered t-shirt that's been converted into some kind of a godforsaken decolletaged shirt that exposes all of their creamy skin and tattoos.

[35ft6]

it exposes their milky breasts, meaty vagina, and buttery ass cheeks. time for breakfast.

[wnoodle]

"Buttery ass cheeks"

Nice descriptor!

Note to Self: Use that phrase in the future

[35ft6]

^ You ever see Last Tango in Paris?

['jim]

Originally posted by 35ft6
it exposes their milky breasts, meaty vagina, and buttery ass cheeks. time for breakfast.

it puts the lotion on its skin.

[randall fairbrook]

and randall rubs his hose again

[wnoodle]

Originally posted by 35ft6
^ You ever see Last Tango in Paris?
No, but I'm starting to think that I should.

[misosoupandrice]

Originally posted by 35ft6
it exposes their milky breasts, meaty vagina, and buttery ass cheeks. time for breakfast.


Best description ever.

[unhip]

i don't know what y'all are talking about, that girl is not hot at all.

she looks like a soccer mom.

[misosoupandrice]

I love soccer moms, and I have the shirt to prove it. Well the shirt was more of a joke cause my friends and ex g/f were all on the HS soccer teams so I always went to the games and hung out with the soccer moms. But oh well, some soccer moms are hot. But you got to go to the young kid AYSO games to find the soccers moms in their prime age of like 30s.

[golivar]

yeah she's aiight in that skanky kind of way, but that photographer sucks. red eye city. get rid of the point & shoot and use a flash off-camera. i'm gonna campaign for that dude's job.

[golivar]

Originally posted by lakebottom
oh man, I'm tired after saving all of those pics.



haha.

i bet every other dude in here just spent the last 15 min saving those pics.

not me of course. i love women for their personality and shit like that

[golivar]

she should smile more, too. i think she looks prettier when she smiles

[35ft6]

Originally posted by unhip
i don't know what y'all are talking about, that girl is not hot at all.

she looks like a soccer mom. Give me the address of field where the soccer moms look like this:
http://itsandy.com/gallery/babes/jackie/images/DSC00071.jpg
Like 20 year old import models with perfect faces. Originally posted by golivar
she should smile more, too. i think she looks prettier when she smiles She could smile more but, you see, she has a conscience. It's to spare us men. It's hard to not go nuts for her when she's looking like an ice queen... for her to start smiling would just be cruel.
http://itsandy.com/gallery/babes/jackie/images/DSC00098.jpg
I've never wanted to be a naked man standing behind a girl all slicked up inside of a shower so badly in my life.

[lakebottom]

honestly, I will sleep with any woman who is even remotely attractive. I don't know what it is with all these picky dudes.

not that this girl is just remotely attractive...

[unhip]

it's her hair. that haircut is retahded.

I guess this proves that I'm not a lesbian, because I just don't get it.

[35ft6]

Originally posted by unhip
it's her hair. that haircut is retahded. The haircut is not ideal, that's for sure. But the fact that she still looks hot with such a dubious hair style speaks volumes.

With long hair she would wreak havoc. Governments would crumble... economies would implode... cats would chase dogs... Richard Simmons would vow to never wear shorts again... etc.

[lakebottom]

Originally posted by 35ft6
The haircut is not ideal, that's for sure. But the fact that she still looks hot with such a dubious hair style speaks volumes.

With long hair she would wreak havoc. Governments would crumble... economies would implode... cats would chase dogs... Richard Simmons would vow to never wear shorts again... etc.

stop being so funny.

she has bad skin

[Decadent1]

Enough already with the gross Asian girls.

Here are some guys I can really get behind.

http://www.calendarioromano.org/15.HTM

[35ft6]

Originally posted by atomiclotusbox
she has bad skin A lot of girls that age have bad skin. Perfectly normal. I'm telling you, the girl's a winner!

[hatorade]

Originally posted by CoupDeFeu
I guess this proves that I'm not a lesbian, because I just don't get it.

yeah no shit..theres alot you dont get.

[golivar]

Originally posted by 35ft6
Give me the address of field where the soccer moms look like this:
http://itsandy.com/gallery/babes/jackie/images/DSC00071.jpg
Like 20 year old import models with perfect faces..

yeah that one's my favorite

[Decadent1]

She has a plastic quality about her that is unsettling. She probably doesn't have anything interesting to say, but she's aight to look at on the internets.

[Decadent1]

Call me when the porno comes out.

[wnoodle]

Originally posted by 35ft6
I've never wanted to be a naked man standing behind a girl all slicked up inside of a shower so badly in my life.
I often feel this way.

[golivar]

Originally posted by 35ft6
The haircut is not ideal, that's for sure. But the fact that she still looks hot with such a dubious hair style speaks volumes.

With long hair she would wreak havoc. Governments would crumble... economies would implode... cats would chase dogs... Richard Simmons would vow to never wear shorts again... etc.

i've seen cats chase dogs. but they were really wimpy dogs.

[35ft6]

Originally posted by golivar


i've seen cats chase dogs. but they were really wimpy dogs. I once saw a picture of a dog trying to fuck a raccoon. If memory serves me right it was a beagle dog.

[35ft6]

Originally posted by wnoodle

I often feel this way. The naked man part I have down pat.

[wnoodle]

^ word

[Yumyumcha]

Now you see...there's a model for everyone. I actually dig her hair.

In ghostbusters, cats and dogs were living together.

[35ft6]

Originally posted by Yumyumcha

In ghostbusters, cats and dogs were living together. I don't know how you do it but you manage to squeak this little factoid into every fucking thread at GR. You just won't quit!

[wnoodle]

Originally posted by Yumyumcha
Now you see...there's a model for everyone. I actually dig her hair.
Upcoming Monday Girl? Methinks so.

why does teh way her legs

bend the wrong way at the knee

intrigue me so?

[35ft6]

Herrokitty,

You haven't posted a gross girl in some time. What gives?

[golivar]

yeah that last girl was pretty gross. she's gonna be hard to beat

[wnoodle]

Originally posted by herrokitty
like an honestly gross busted girl or a thread appropriate gross girl?
The latter. No one needs to see 'honestly gross busted' girls. Be humane.

[golivar]

one more time for good measure

http://itsandy.com/gallery/babes/jackie/images/DSC00071.jpg


gott dayum!

[wnoodle]

Originally posted by golivar
http://itsandy.com/gallery/babes/jackie/images/DSC00071.jpg
If this girl were a cause, it'd be one I'd love to get behind.

[35ft6]

Originally posted by wnoodle

If this girl were a cause, it'd be one I'd love to get behind. And if her vagina was a hobby, it'd be one I'd like to get into. Yeah!

[35ft6]

I'm just going to admit it. I don't care what you guys think. Putting it all on the line, that's what I'm going to do... right now!

I would totally make out with that girl in the shower. There, I said it.

[misosoupandrice]

Originally posted by 35ft6
I'm just going to admit it. I don't care what you guys think. Putting it all on the line, that's what I'm going to do... right now!

I would totally make out with that girl in the shower. There, I said it.


Laying it on the line? I'd do the same without hesitation.

[35ft6]

If I had to choose between suffering permanent brain damage or making out with that girl in the shower, I wouldn't even have to think about it for a second: make out with the girl in the shower! No question.

[golivar]

man

i can't stop looking at that picture.

she really is amazing.

herrokitty you suck

[35ft6]

I wonder if she's reading this thread longing to be with us. Yes. Yes she is.

[35ft6]

Let's try to find somebody cuter than this girl so Golivar (and I) can get her out of our heads.

Start Google-ing, bee-otches.

[misosoupandrice]

Yes, find someone else I can spend my time dreaming about. I am still happy with her though.

[wnoodle]

I'd hit it.

[randall fairbrook]

http://www.thaistarnet.com/p/pinsuda/003.jpg

http://www.sokumaru.com/relax/girls/balloon/balloon18.jpg

unfuckwithable

[Decadent1]

If I had the choice between further hyperextending her knees till breakage and taking the word of a madman, I would choose invading Iraq every time. *pounds table*

[charlos3000]

here's a new one, who's also apparently a friend of eric's...

http://baberanks.com/index.php?id=503

[ja.net]

Originally posted by 35ft6
And if her vagina was a hobby, it'd be one I'd like to get into. Yeah!

What if her vagina weren't a hobby? What if were a beer pump that could make your stomach rip and force beer into your abdomen?

[35ft6]

^^^ Are you trying to say that her vagina is a power drill? I'd power drill her.

[lakebottom]

you guys are so horny

[ja.net]

Originally posted by 35ft6
^^^ Are you trying to say that her vagina is a power drill? I'd power drill her.

Are you saying that your dick has attachments? I believe that's called a 'dildo'.

[35ft6]

Originally posted by ja.net

Are you saying that your dick has attachments? I don't know about attached, but it is quite fond of hairless vagina.I believe that's called a 'dildo'. I thought dildos were extinct?

See what fucking happens when you don't post pictures of hot girls, herroK???!!! Dammit.

[ja.net]

Originally posted by 35ft6
I don't know about attached, but it is quite fond of hairless vagina.

Like, on somebody prepubescent? That's creepy. Unless you meant a hairless adult? Are we talking alopecia fetish?

http://www.archrheumatol.net/images/icn03a.jpg

HOTT.

I assure you, setting up a pinup trading post will only worsen this problem.

[ja.net]

Wouldn't want you to feel deprived though, so here are some resources outside of GR where you can enjoy trading pictures of hot chicks. (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=trading+pictures+of+hot+chicks)

I don't advise going on there and trying to talk about Haruki Murakami, though! People at those sites are really uptight, I've heard.

[35ft6]

ja.net, you kill me.

I was actually wondering when you would start doing this. :)

[ja.net]

As soon as it was pointed out to me.

I can revive you, too, you know.

Hugs,
Dr. Lazarus

[ja.net]

More to the point, when are we going to play ping-pong? I think k. lo.'s dented ankle healed. Aaron & wonki might be up for it as well. Possibly fmstlr?

[35ft6]

I would love to play ping pong with you guys. Let me know. When I get back to LA I'll be going right back to the same crazy work hours but if it's Sat or Sunday night, I'm there!

[shammy718]

Originally posted by ja.net
More to the point, when are we going to play ping-pong? I think k. lo.'s dented ankle healed. Aaron & wonki might be up for it as well. Possibly fmstlr?


^when are you guys getting together:) ? if it's between 12/22 - 12/27, can i possibly join? i may bring my brother too (he rocks the ping-pong tip)!

['jim]

Hey get yr own thread, this is about the unappealing nature of asian women.

[35ft6]

I have a wicked forehand, although I hit it too much like a western tennis forehand. They keep showing this how to play ping pong like the pros commercial on the Tennis Channel and it's made me realize I need to tighten up my ping pong strokes.

['jim]

http://www.game-port.com/xxx76.jpg



sorry, pics must be safe for work...

[lakebottom]

Originally posted by 35ft6
I have a wicked forehead, although I hit it too much like a western penis forehead. They keep showing this how to play with my ding dong like the pros commercial on the Penis Channel and it's made me realize I need to tighten up my ding dong strokes.

sick

[misosoupandrice]

I want to meet a girl who can do that

[35ft6]

^ That's not what I typed and you guys know it!!! I am outraged. This a travesty. This is a mockery of a sham.

[lakebottom]

okay, we believe you. that's why right after you posted it, you disappeared for a while - presumably to "tighten up" your "ding dong strokes."

[35ft6]

I'll tighten up your ding dong strokes... I'll tighten up your ding dong strokes with a knife!

[golivar]

http://itsandy.com/gallery/babes/jackie/images/DSC00059.jpg

[35ft6]

I almost forgot about her. Damn you, Golivar. Damn you to Jersey!

[lakebottom]

Newark, New Jersey - mugging capital of the world.

['jim]

http://images.justsense.multiply.com/image/1/photos/journal/300x300/21-1.gif

['jim]

shit, it looks like you have to be logged onto Multiply.com for the hotlinking to work.

[Jack]

Works for me!

Cute!

[golivar]

she looks like she's 8 yrs old

[Cipherous]

Originally posted by golivar
she looks like she's 8 yrs old

with the body of a 10 year old boy

[Pollux]

Asian girls go crazy on you after about 2yrs....then its time to get a new one.

[Pollux]

Originally posted by herrokitty

aren't they warrantied for 3 years?
just send em into the nearest service facility.

Shipping them gets exspensive, even if they only wieght 100lbs...