things that SUCK

[jen_er_ator]

1)my boyfriend's job, because he works every weekend and has an undesignated time when he's done, so therefor, tonight we are not going to DEMF to check out De La Soul, Kid Koala, and Mix Master Mike because he is getting off too late and will be too tired to venture downtown.
2)My stupid friend, who keeps calling me from downtown asking me if i'm going, and keeps asking me if i'm ok.
NO!! I'M NOT OK!!!!
BLAHHHHHHH BLAHHHHH BLAHHHHH
good night gracie

[tomfoolery]

when a bird craps on your car door handle...

[Salami Swami]

People that camp in restaurants,I mean, for a loooong ass time.
Eating shit on some silly ass warmup trick.
Coming down on someone's foot while playing ball.
Frontin' ass people.
Ice grills.
"Extreme" anything.
Biters.
Bling style.

There are soooo many things that suck, these are just the quick ones on my mind at this very moment.

[Starwind]

1. Ebonics
2. Anything "urban"
3. Pop
4. Carson Daly
5. Infomercials
6. All the times that MTV has canceled damn good cartoons (i.e., Downtown, Aeon Flux (so sexy!), The Maxx)
7. People who actually fit their stereostpes
8. Bright, sunny days
9. Country-western music
10. People who wear shorts while riding a motorcycle (it's not right!)

[ironmonkey]

1.people that diss whatever they cant be apart of. you know the type, the people that wanna be down but cant so they just go and badmouth "it" for no reason
2.people that talk shit about stuff they know NOTHING about.(haha this happens all the time)
3.people that cant dance for shit and talk about how everyone else sucks too(when they know that they dont, and really its just them that sucks ass)
4.biters
5.people that dont mind their own business
6.people that preach and force their beliefs on you and everyone they come into contact with.(look, i dont care about what you believe in, you can believe in the fucking tooth fairy for all i care.
7.missionary work
8.people that do missionary work
9.dickriders(like the outlawz and D12)
10.gundam
11.close minded people
12.haha all the shaq shit talkers, when they know that they would be sucking his dick if he was on their favorite team.(lakers are running the table son!)
13.bob jones university
14.anyone that goes to bob jones university
15.monkey catchers

[kamenriderv3]

vacuums suck

[5.92]

Originally posted by ironmonkey
1.people that diss whatever they cant be apart of. you know the type, the people that wanna be down but cant so they just go and badmouth "it" for no reason
2.people that talk shit about stuff they know NOTHING about.(haha this happens all the time)
3.people that cant dance for shit and talk about how everyone else sucks too(when they know that they dont, and really its just them that sucks ass)
4.biters
5.people that dont mind their own business
6.people that preach and force their beliefs on you and everyone they come into contact with.(look, i dont care about what you believe in, you can believe in the fucking tooth fairy for all i care.
7.missionary work
8.people that do missionary work
9.dickriders(like the outlawz and D12)
10.gundam
11.close minded people
12.haha all the shaq shit talkers, when they know that they would be sucking his dick if he was on their favorite team.(lakers are running the table son!)
13.bob jones university
14.anyone that goes to bob jones university
15.monkey catchers
I was definately feeling the first 3 and number 12.

Things that suck.
1.Muthafuckers who think theyre underground cuz they got into kool keith and mos def 2 years ago.
2. These same muthafuckers who get paranoid and/or act 100% different when they share the same room with a minority.
3. People who cant play records and/or just started playing records who play all the parties cuz they suckin the right dick. Fuck You.
4. Fake rockabilly.
5. People who think I'm on the Asian tip cuz I read GR.Eat a bag of shit.
6. Meth labs.
7. White gangstas. You aint shit.
8. My cognitive dissonance.
peace

[ironmonkey]

Originally posted by 5.92
Originally posted by ironmonkey
1.people that diss whatever they cant be apart of. you know the type, the people that wanna be down but cant so they just go and badmouth "it" for no reason
2.people that talk shit about stuff they know NOTHING about.(haha this happens all the time)
3.people that cant dance for shit and talk about how everyone else sucks too(when they know that they dont, and really its just them that sucks ass)
4.biters
5.people that dont mind their own business
6.people that preach and force their beliefs on you and everyone they come into contact with.(look, i dont care about what you believe in, you can believe in the fucking tooth fairy for all i care.
7.missionary work
8.people that do missionary work
9.dickriders(like the outlawz and D12)
10.gundam
11.close minded people
12.haha all the shaq shit talkers, when they know that they would be sucking his dick if he was on their favorite team.(lakers are running the table son!)
13.bob jones university
14.anyone that goes to bob jones university
15.monkey catchers
I was definately feeling the first 3 and number 12.

Things that suck.
1.Muthafuckers who think theyre underground cuz they got into kool keith and mos def 2 years ago.
2. These same muthafuckers who get paranoid and/or act 100% different when they share the same room with a minority.
3. People who cant play records and/or just started playing records who play all the parties cuz they suckin the right dick. Fuck You.
4. Fake rockabilly.
5. People who think I'm on the Asian tip cuz I read GR.Eat a bag of shit.
6. Meth labs.
7. White gangstas. You aint shit.
8. My cognitive dissonance.
peace

there you are 592, damn havernt seen you on here for a while.

haha as for your list i feel all of it. especially number 3 and 7.

[shagwerks]

1. When someone else gets the 'pork' from a can of pork and beans.

2. When you wake up at night and think its morning. Getting 10pm confused with 10am. That first real panic attack of: Oh shit, i'm late for work. Then you realize you're a moron and go back to sleep.

3. Frat boys. The losers that dress the same, act the same, and move in packs. This also happens with a lot of military dudes.

4. Jocks. They're the geeks' mortal enemy.

5. Gangsta rap. I know this is a hip hop crowd, but damn - i just can't stand that gangsta crap. I like my hip hop smooth and mellow. Not shouting about guns and bitches.

6. Bad electronica. Because when its bad, its real bad.

7. Boy bands. Die die die.

8. Chick flicks.

9. War.

10. Me - at some things.

[akuma]

-blue balls
-fuckin up my body skateboarding
-getting a sandwich from a deli and realizing the only kind of mustard they have is that yellow dye #5 crap, not the good spicy brown stuff
-having no herbs on hand and the dealer is dry
-MUNI (sf heads will know)
-most people (esp. the people who think that since i had a japanese girlfriend i have 'yellow-fever")
-porn for raising my sexual expectations to a fantasy level that is inaccessible with normal, single-jointed women
-my alarm clock
-this world's environmental and economic climates
-56k modems
-conservative republicans
-those fleeting times during your life when you think you've got it all figured out, but then you realize you are in a worse position than before (usually tripping)
-work
-spending $50 on an 1/8 that will be gone in a week
-racism
-cancer
-never being able to get 360 flips down
-getting boners at work
-paying for overinflated rent
-depression
-bad music
-messing up a mixtape on the last song, having to start again from scratch
-overly dependent girlfriends
-getting the guilt trip from my parents (why dont you come home to new york anymore?)

there's a lot of others...
akuma
http://www.est00.com

[BooBoo-Kitty]

hey, i take offence to no. 15!!!

"hey there sonny, whaddya call a lesbian with a fat tongue? Well hung!!! HHAHAHHAHAA!!! git it? well hung??!?! hahahah!!! cuz they use them tongues when they eat each other out!?!?! hahaha! get it?? hahahaha.......oh, whoo, good times, boy, good times."

[kamenriderv3]

Whats wrong with you Booboo? Number 15 is Beef Chow Fun.

[5.92]

Yeah I've been lagging. I graduated school and they shut down the computer labs. I would get the internet at home but I'm leaving K.C in August. I was bent on going home to L.A but I'm also considering Seattle or the Sucka Free. Actually the O though, or Berkeley. It's all up in the air right now. If I'm in the yay we definately need to connect homie.

[hippyjonny]

my girlfriend

[jinzoningen]

1. Belligerent drivers
2. Ugly porn actresses with fake tits
3. Ugly porn actresses with pimply asses
4. People who cheeze at the gym
5. So-called experts
6. Hype

[akuma]

Originally posted by jinzoningen
1. Belligerent drivers
2. Ugly porn actresses with fake tits
3. Ugly porn actresses with pimply asses
4. People who cheeze at the gym
5. So-called experts
6. Hype

word up to tha porn bashin!!

[tonybricker]

mediocre rappers (they are worse than bad rappers because they aren't even funny)

Poser artists

Loud people

People who don't use their blinkers on the highway

people who won't smile no matter what

people who talk shit on the basketball court and can't even dribble left-handed

people who wear red NY Yankees hats

Frat-boy Aberzombies

Drunk loud girls trying not to throw up

manufactured emo bands

modern interpretations of western movies

[jen_er_ator]

-drinking too much beer and then going to the bathroom to make sure you're ok, only to have it come out your nose (ewwww. this only happened once many years ago, but i thought about it today for some reason)
-loud, old ladys in your psych.251 (or add your class here) at the community college who blurt out "excuse me" with every little accidental contact they make with the person behind them. Geez, that drives me nuts
-girls with really bad, nasty, worse than Austin Powers teeth who are your waitress. Nothing says "i think i lost yesterdays lunch" like nasty, nasty teeth protruding outta mouth saying, "wouldja like tuh hear tooday's special? hyuk, hyuk"
-people who can't even brush their teeth before coming in to the bank to do a withdrawel. "Gi' me fo'hunned outta mah checkins. Haaaahhhhh. Smell mah stank breaf"
-pooping more than 2 times in one day. Specially if it's the kind that has sneakers on. Yuck. Ow. P.U.

[Zaius]

huh? what are sneakers?.....Wait! maybe i don't wanna know...

[jen_er_ator]

you know...when you run you usually put sneakers on. (or tennis shoes for those of you that don't put on sneakers.)
Does anyone say sneakers anymore? for the love of poo, i can't be the only one!!

[ironmonkey]

Originally posted by akuma
Originally posted by jinzoningen
1. Belligerent drivers
2. Ugly porn actresses with fake tits
3. Ugly porn actresses with pimply asses
4. People who cheeze at the gym
5. So-called experts
6. Hype

word up to tha porn bashin!!

actually porn is dope...

tia bella is off the towel rack!

[Zaius]

Porn rocks but fake tits suck. If I wanna play with basketballs I'll go to the park.

[jen_er_ator]

-Paul fuckin Oakenfold. I hate that guy. Yuck.
-MTV for divin into the Paul fuckenfold phenomena. They suck even more now than before. Put some real fuckin DJs on MTV YOU ASSHOLES!!!! Not that easy-to-swallow shit. Oh, the whole thing just makes me sick.

[Decadent1]

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
-Paul fuckin Oakenfold. I hate that guy. Yuck.
-MTV for divin into the Paul fuckenfold phenomena. They suck even more now than before. Put some real fuckin DJs on MTV YOU ASSHOLES!!!! Not that easy-to-swallow shit. Oh, the whole thing just makes me sick.

Who is he?

[jen_er_ator]

He's the "superstar" of techno music who's gettin a lot of play for some stupid ass reason. His sheeyat is weak and stanky.

[5.92]

Originally posted by archonemis
1. all the people who drive with their fucking brights on! I loath that with a passion. Why the fuck do people not see that little blue light that means you're blinding someone? I usually drive right up behind those people and flash my brights at them for as long as possible before I have to turn. No angst. Not like it bothers me.
2. my short fuse. I'm so pissy when I drive. I have to actively calm myself.
3. pretending I'm not smart when I'm with idiots. I don't like having to dumb myself down when I hang ut with people, but some how every time I go to the marina there's these three dumb-asses that find me and try to chill with me. I can't say no because that's be mean, but I still don't like it. Then I feel guilty about talking shit about them. Fuck.
4. my short fuse. I'm a misanthrope so my short fuse gets a lot of my attention.
Fuck number 3 is something I deal with on the daily. It also applies to the 'I'm hipper than you factor' too. You cant even burst their bubble even though their shits been played since 94 or something (music, clothes etc). Its not like I care but when its thrown in your face you just laugh and realize youre getting older.

People who walk too slow. I feel like blowing those really loud canned bike horns behind there heads and saying MOVE!!!

[RazeOner]

[/B][/QUOTE] A brocken mouse sucks! Specially when you got no replacement! Happend to me last week! Plus I had just thrown out like 2 or 3 of them the previous week!

[Captain Cactus]

beer farts and mel sharples

[jinzoningen]

Impotence.

(Not that it's ever happened to me, of course.)

[fmstlr]

It sucks to see so many of my fellow Asian (New immigrant in particular, and some American born too) are buying the best that money could buy. As if there is some weird chip on their shoulders that they are not to be treated like the 'other' minorities, that they are successful and live in places like Beverly Hills and San Marino(in CA). I'm no psychologist or sociologist, but it always seems a little bit like an over-compensation of low self-image. I see daily their mad race to get the flashiest BMW, the Abercromie clothing, the GUCCI bags and the private schools, and shit like that. And once they accquired these things, there's another mad contest to show them off, in various subtle or less-than-subtle ways. It's just so superficial and meaningless.

Or perhaps I'm just a fucking communist with out-dated values who's out of touch with the consumerism driven world.

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by fmstlr
It sucks to see so many of my fellow Asian (New immigrant in particular, and some American born too) are buying the best that money could buy. As if there is some weird chip on their shoulders that they are not to be treated like the 'other' minorities, that they are successful and live in places like Beverly Hills and San Marino(in CA). I'm no psychologist or sociologist, but it always seems a little bit like an over-compensation of low self-image. I see daily their mad race to get the flashiest BMW, the Abercromie clothing, the GUCCI bags and the private schools, and shit like that. And once they accquired these things, there's another mad contest to show them off, in various subtle or less-than-subtle ways. It's just so superficial and meaningless.

Or perhaps I'm just a fucking communist with out-dated values who's out of touch with the consumerism driven world.

You're not the only one who sees/feels that this is happening. My cousin came to Michigan from Korea about 9 years ago pretty much broke ass with her parents. Her dad's a deadbeat w/no job and high tailed it back to Korea to live off his momma and pops when he found out he had to work (not even six months after being here, leaving my emo(aka auntie in korean) and my cousin to fend for themselves. Luckily, my other aunt owns her own tailoring shop, and my emo worked with her to earn her own way. My cousin, on the other hand, has the same ethics as her dad, and went to U of Colorado and lived off of my emos money, going out to eat at 'spensive restaurants with all her high class korean friends, wearin fine ass clothes, ect. ect.
I never really looked at it the way that you do, but your theory is logical.

[ironmonkey]

Originally posted by fmstlr
It sucks to see so many of my fellow Asian (New immigrant in particular, and some American born too) are buying the best that money could buy. As if there is some weird chip on their shoulders that they are not to be treated like the 'other' minorities, that they are successful and live in places like Beverly Hills and San Marino(in CA). I'm no psychologist or sociologist, but it always seems a little bit like an over-compensation of low self-image. I see daily their mad race to get the flashiest BMW, the Abercromie clothing, the GUCCI bags and the private schools, and shit like that. And once they accquired these things, there's another mad contest to show them off, in various subtle or less-than-subtle ways. It's just so superficial and meaningless.

Or perhaps I'm just a fucking communist with out-dated values who's out of touch with the consumerism driven world.

werd, this is exactly how 90% of the people in the bay are like. you have to be an asian that does any/all of the following

for guys:

1. has a rice ricket with a kit, nos and rims(car club is optonal, but helps)
2. djs in a crew or at a club
3. you gotta wear dressy, preppy ass clothes while going out to get the mail
4. you gotta go clubbin EVERY week(e is optional, but helps)
5. oh and you have to show everyone in the fucking world just how "AZN" you are

if youre a girl:
1. you gotta tYpE lYKe diS ahN sHit
2. you dont date broke guys
3. wear shit loads of makeup
4. always gotta look fly(so girls should apply makeup before sleeping, cause you never know when your fly AZN boyfriend is gonna come over with his racing crew, and/or dj crew)
5. your main goal in life is to look/be like those import model girls

oh and another thing is AZNs that take pictures with fucking 600 people in one photo!!! SHIT!!! anyone from the bay knows what im talking about. im still proud to rep the bay, but it makes me even more happy that im not classified into this group, even tho all my cousins and most of my friends are like this.

im proud to be asian, not "AZN"...

[ironmonkey]

Originally posted by archonemis
1. all the people who drive with their fucking brights on! I loath that with a passion. Why the fuck do people not see that little blue light that means you're blinding someone? I usually drive right up behind those people and flash my brights at them for as long as possible before I have to turn. No angst. Not like it bothers me.
2. my short fuse. I'm so pissy when I drive. I have to actively calm myself.
3. pretending I'm not smart when I'm with idiots. I don't like having to dumb myself down when I hang ut with people, but some how every time I go to the marina there's these three dumb-asses that find me and try to chill with me. I can't say no because that's be mean, but I still don't like it. Then I feel guilty about talking shit about them. Fuck.
4. my short fuse. I'm a misanthrope so my short fuse gets a lot of my attention.

haha damn, i feel your WHOLE list mane. you can pretty much take arch's list and replace his name with mine...actually you know what? oh what the hell...

[ironmonkey]

1. all the people who drive with their fucking brights on! I loath that with a passion. Why the fuck do people not see that little blue light that means you're blinding someone? I usually drive right up behind those people and flash my brights at them for as long as possible before I have to turn. No angst. Not like it bothers me.
2. my short fuse. I'm so pissy when I drive. I have to actively calm myself.
3. pretending I'm not smart when I'm with idiots. I don't like having to dumb myself down when I hang ut with people, but some how every time I go to the marina there's these three dumb-asses that find me and try to chill with me. I can't say no because that's be mean, but I still don't like it. Then I feel guilty about talking shit about them. Fuck.
4. my short fuse. I'm a misanthrope so my short fuse gets a lot of my attention.

ironmonkey fucking shit up since 1980...

[fmstlr]

More on the materialistic life-style of some people of Asian ethnicity:

I think in some cases, it is understandable. If I were someone who had lived in a country where material luxury are hard to come by, regardless of wealth, work ethics, etc. It would be simply human nature (human weakness?) for me to indulge myself in things that I have longed for most of my live, once I get the opportunity. ( Not that I'm condoning people who pines for material possessions.) Or some parents who were first generation immigrants who had to give up a lot of the finer things in order to take root in this country, they tend to over-compensate (I'm using this word again) through their children. (Like the case of the Korean cousins from a few post prior).
The only problem is, once you are sucked into the eternal quest of keeping up (or one-upping) the Jones, it dominates you life.

So, before we judge, perhaps there are more reasons behind the trendy high price clothes and desparate attempt to be in the same league as the country club types.

--Your mom warned you about people like me--
--I am your neighborhood lefty--
--Don't let me corrupt your mind--
Sincerely

what sucks?:
When you ask your girlfriend "whats wrong?" and she says "nothin". and there is OBVIOUSLY something bothering her!

[jen_er_ator]

my new and improved website. you should go check it out and tell me how sucky it is....
http://j5000.homestead.com/firstpage.html
i am so computer illiterate

[kamenriderv3]

Originally posted by fmstlr
It sucks to see so many of my fellow Asian (New immigrant in particular, and some American born too) are buying the best that money could buy. As if there is some weird chip on their shoulders that they are not to be treated like the 'other' minorities, that they are successful and live in places like Beverly Hills and San Marino(in CA). I'm no psychologist or sociologist, but it always seems a little bit like an over-compensation of low self-image.

Its conspicuous consumption. Its happens a lot in Asian cultures whether they live in the US or not. Check out Hong Kong. Its supposed to have the highest concentration of BMW cars in the world. Asians are not the minority there. Perhaps the low self image may come into play when they live in the US but it happens when they are the majority.

[BooBoo-Kitty]

1. the game. you know what i'm talkin bout. it should be easier to talk with a nice lady and find out if you can enjoy relations with her (and i mean both the traditional sense of hte word and the Dr. doolittle sense). but i'm just bitter cuz i'm not a playerparticipater

2. bureacratic redtape/oppression by the man/shitsammiches that we gotta take a bite out of. often, the latter is a consequence of the former two and/or a third ingredient known as stupidity. as a stupid person, i gotta tellya that the shit in them sammiches is rather chewy, except when they use the diarrhea as a sauce, which makes the whole thing sloppy.

3. stupid people. its bad enough i have a hard time because i don't know what i'm doing. get me in a situation with other stupid people and my blood boils. then i begin to hate myself, which really makes me mad some more. then i remember i'm not responsible for them and i feel a bit better. but that don't change the fact that they be stupid.

4. depression. feeling terrible and not knowing exactly why sucks. attempting to kill yourself and scaring the shit out of yourself while trying also sucks. i'm here today because i realized how stupid i am. but i still get that feeling (for me it begins with pain in my knuckles. then i start crying) sometimes and i want to pull my hair out because there's no rational explanation for it. its just me wanking to myself.

5. men who hate on women and think they're only good for two things. they suck because girls are sooooo fuckin cool (and even though the feeling ain't reciprocal, its okay. i've come to terms with my uncoolness).

6. wanting and not being able to have. its like not having any money and being surrounded by numerous 'bargain of a lifetime' opportunities. so cheap, but i can't buy it cuz i can hardly afford a candy bar.

more to come...

[fmstlr]

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
my new and improved website. you should go check it out and tell me how sucky it is....
http://j5000.homestead.com/firstpage.html
i am so computer illiterate


Yep, it sucks hard.

[kamenriderv3]

Originally posted by shawgirl74
Boo Boo, that makes me so sad...

wanna hug? hehe...

It will take a few of us to encompass the swoll man.

Ahhh! Not the elbow to the throat. Again.

[jen_er_ator]

it sucks when i'm a retarded driver. lately, i've been going through spurts of retardedness (can't get enough of them retard sandwiches). Like today, i was behind a guy on a harley, and i always try to be very courteous to motorcyclists because my dad used to ride. anyway, i wanted to turn left, and i was up to where there was just enough room to get in the turn lane (we were at a red) and he had his blinker on, then he turned it off, then it would go on, then off. mind you, i waited for a few minutes and finally he wasn't getting in the turn lane so i got in it. then he got behind me and i had my window open and he yelled "hey, didn't you see my blinker" and all i could do was look at him in the rear view mirror and put up a hand like a dumbass. i felt so dumb. that was such a pointless story that it's killing me...must...hit...backspace....
oh no. too late.

[ladybug]

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
you know...when you run you usually put sneakers on. (or tennis shoes for those of you that don't put on sneakers.)
Does anyone say sneakers anymore? for the love of poo, i can't be the only one!!

trust me you are not the only one...i'm still rockin it...my dad however is stuck on *rubber shoes*...for the love of poo indeed!

[BooBoo-Kitty]

sucks when you want to say something but there are too many words in your head and you're trying to find the ones that best express what you feel and all you can do is sit there silently while the person you're talkin with starts to feel awkward because they think they've affected you or something. yeah.

[hippyjonny]

Originally posted by BooBoo-Kitty
sucks when you want to say something but there are too many words in your head and you're trying to find the ones that best express what you feel and all you can do is sit there silently while the person you're talkin with starts to feel awkward because they think they've affected you or something. yeah.



Man, i have that problem when i put pen to pad. I always over edit my writing and it always comes out shitty. But when i talk to people and have something to say, it's usually diarria of the mouth. I gotta work on that month filter.

[Simon Paradise]

it sucks when you keep getting robbed by shady people and then at the same time harrassed and questioned by cops and generally made to feel paranoid of authority figures because you don't have a black and white lifestyle. I feel like some kind of fucked up middle child...stuck between shiny happy people(and their enforcers) and people who have made the choice to fuck as many people over as they can before they die...

:: that I never grew up to be the super hero that I thought I was

:: when the chicken is undercooked AND has little bits of tendon on it's ends

:: when I get boners cuz of girls that aren't my girlfriend

:: gr. HAHAAH. that's a joke

:: my sense of humor

:: when people don't tell me what they're really after

:: when I'm a prick to my girlfriend

[dorsal one]

working somewhere where i have no time to visit, let alone post on the robot lounge!

[BooBoo-Kitty]

dood, i totally understand that whole inopportune wood thang. i used to think it was silly better to get a bone than to get a li'l moist downstairs, but walkin round with my shiv on yellow alert is no fun at all. ladies, imagine walkin around with one leg fully extended out in front of you and you'll kinda have a feeling of how strange it is.

other things that suck:

tyranny/oppresion by people who are supposed to be close to you.

drinking a beverage and burping as it goes down (sounds impossible, but when you do it you know what i mean) and feeling like someone just elbowed you in the throat.

walking around with your PANTS UNZIPPED ALL DAY AND NOT HAVING ANYONE TELL YOU!

getting a krush on a girl for the first time in a long time and then finding out that she don't like you like that at all.

feelin like you got a boogey comin out yer nose but not bein able to pick/blow it (cuz you're in a test or something).

SHIT PAINS!!!

end of line.

[Kenishiro]

Originally posted by ironmonkey

oh and another thing is AZNs that take pictures with fucking 600 people in one photo!!! SHIT!!! anyone from the bay knows what im talking about. im still proud to rep the bay, but it makes me even more happy that im not classified into this group, even tho all my cousins and most of my friends are like this.

im proud to be asian, not "AZN"...
[/B]

Mr. Ironmonkey, yes...I know what you're talking about. I don't understand that trend either.


what sucks is when people complain to the cashier about their food at a fast food joint. well, you get what you pay for.

when people believe that their emotions control them and not the other way around. whatever...get a grip. Life's not that melodramatic.

[5.92]

Arch thats fuckin funny how you ripped farts at the checkstand. I'm almost crying right now.
I just cut a fart, a super fart.
damn

[jen_er_ator]

i had a boogie hangin out today at work... how embarressing!!! one time....at band camp...

[BooBoo-Kitty]

i don't think i've ever seen a woman with her barn door open. i've seen plenty of porn, plenty of cameltoe, but never a girl who just forgot to close the zipper. weird.

oh, more things that suck is having to poop but not having any poop come out and straining on the bowl like you was lifting weights. everytime that happens to me i can't help but think that fools worldwide are in my exact situation and that some of htem will die from an annurism (sp?) and that someday it will be my turn!

[ironmonkey]

Originally posted by dorsal one
working somewhere where i have no time to visit, let alone post on the robot lounge!

oh shit! dorsal one in the heeeoouuse! damn, havent seen ya in awhile bro.

damn, at least your making cash. sometimes when i sit here postin, i think of all the money i COULD be making. ehh oh well, i have other means of making money...MWA HA HA HA!

[ironmonkey]

people that "claim" they hate all people that fit certain stereotypes when they THEMSELVES fit one as well.

fucking hypocrites...

[5.92]

Originally posted by ironmonkey
people that "claim" they hate all people that fit certain stereotypes when they THEMSELVES fit one as well.

fucking hypocrites...
Fuck yeah! Damn thats true. I've fell into that category only to realize that shits changing. Then I started thinking about the older heads and how they persevere. You have to move forward and realize the expansion and the sacrifices of the aspects of life that you love.
I still have beef with hip hop though.
peace

[Umbilicus]

meeting new people.

[BooBoo-Kitty]

pimples on weird spots of the body, like in the middle of the back where you can't get to it and it drives you crazy!

me for taking from the take-a-penny dish and never ever givin back.

me at paying back my debts.

my apartment for having hella fruitflies that get all up in my bananas and make me throw them out because i can see the maggots in there (and it's only been 2 days!!!)

westwood property owners for lockin us students down during finals week and not letting us relieve ourselves of the burden of stress.

my toes because they look like they've been swarmed on by piranhas(sp?) that don't know how to eat cleanly.

[ironmonkey]

Originally posted by 5.92
Originally posted by ironmonkey
people that "claim" they hate all people that fit certain stereotypes when they THEMSELVES fit one as well.

fucking hypocrites...
Fuck yeah! Damn thats true. I've fell into that category only to realize that shits changing. Then I started thinking about the older heads and how they persevere. You have to move forward and realize the expansion and the sacrifices of the aspects of life that you love.
I still have beef with hip hop though.
peace

for real bro i love hip hop to no end, BUT im probably one of its most ruthless critics.

"...realize that shits changing..."-592

werd

[jen_er_ator]

when you're sitting in the computer lab and there's like, a hundred million computers and very little space in between them, and there's about nine hundred million computers availabe, YET, someone with mucho cologne on decides to sit right next to you and use not one, but two computers at the same friggin time. WTF little man? out of all the f***in computers in here, you had to sit right next to me???? i hate you. i hope you're reading this out of the corners of your eyes. fart on your head. may you have terrible diarhea when i leave. HAHA!!

[BooBoo-Kitty]

getting drunk too fast and one minute feeling like "i made this thunderbird my beeyotch!" and then 10 minutes later your head starts to swim and if you don't lie/sit down you'll chuck a lung and the only thing in your head now is "awwwwww fuck dood!"

worse yet is when you wake up after the aforementioned drunkenness and you're still drunk, and everything tastes like alcohol and your insides feel like they're giving each other hi-fives with gloves made of sandpaper. absolutely wretched.

but at least the bowel movement is fun.

[Decadent1]

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
when you're sitting in the computer lab and there's like, a hundred million computers and very little space in between them, and there's about nine hundred million computers availabe, YET, someone with mucho cologne on decides to sit right next to you and use not one, but two computers at the same friggin time. WTF little man? out of all the f***in computers in here, you had to sit right next to me???? i hate you. i hope you're reading this out of the corners of your eyes. fart on your head. may you have terrible diarhea when i leave. HAHA!!

Somebody has to put that scene in a movie. Wait, I think I will.

[kamenriderv3]

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
when you're sitting in the computer lab and there's like, a hundred million computers and very little space in between them, and there's about nine hundred million computers availabe, YET, someone with mucho cologne on decides to sit right next to you and use not one, but two computers at the same friggin time. WTF little man? out of all the f***in computers in here, you had to sit right next to me???? i hate you. i hope you're reading this out of the corners of your eyes. fart on your head. may you have terrible diarhea when i leave. HAHA!!

Should I have cut back a little on the toilet water?

[Decadent1]

Originally posted by kamenriderv3
Originally posted by jen_er_ator
when you're sitting in the computer lab and there's like, a hundred million computers and very little space in between them, and there's about nine hundred million computers availabe, YET, someone with mucho cologne on decides to sit right next to you and use not one, but two computers at the same friggin time. WTF little man? out of all the f***in computers in here, you had to sit right next to me???? i hate you. i hope you're reading this out of the corners of your eyes. fart on your head. may you have terrible diarhea when i leave. HAHA!!

Should I have cut back a little on the toilet water?

You have to spray it into the air and walk through it man.

[Salami Swami]

Waita Haytas. Don't hate the waiter, hate the game.
People that go out to eat once a year and don't know how to act in a restaurant, or out in public for that matter, SUCK.
People that fucking gab for hours at their table after they've paid like 45 minutes ago and don't want anymore coffee or ANYTHING ELSE and won't fucking leave no matter how many hints are blatantly dropped, SUCK too.
Also, chicks that front like they dig you (girls, I know guys do this too, but it gets done to guys WAYYYYY more) and swear up and down that they're gonna call you/visit you at work/meet you later/get together with you sometime and then fucking blow you off, SUCK really hard.
Among other things.

[archonemis]

Getting sick and having a head full of snot.

So earlier today I sneezed a looge. How the hell do you sneeze a looge? I also shot a looge out of my mouth whilst coughing vehemently. It was nasty, but in a cool and fucked up way.

I also don't like people that try to pass on the shoulder at intersections. This dude tried to do this to me earlier. Naturally I thought, since he was going down the shoulder, that he would make his right and he'd be off, but when I went forward so did he. This pissed me off. I decided that I wasn't going to let him get away with it so I floored the ultra-old (and strangely peppy) 280Z and cut his ass off and proceeded to go slow in front of him. He ended up cutting me off when I let my guard down amd I was going to exact revenge by cutting him off later, but he turned and I realized that it was pointless, since he'll just do it again, but in a more vindictive manner to some other poor soul.

People that cut me off get all sorts of fucked up psychology from me. I never thought about it, but I'm a real ass-hole. One time this woman in a Mercedes cut me off in my little Corolla. She nearly hit me (bitch). So when we got up to the stop light I idled up next to her and stared at her the whole time. I never broke my stare for the whole two minutes. When she looked at me she was obviously nervous; I was smiling wide at her. She looked away quickly as though I was going to do something bad to her. I hope I put the fear of gods in her. Don't fucking cut me off.

Just recently this stupid little girl in a red Miata cut me off. I had a cell phone and used it to tell the police the liscence plate number on the car. I told them all the illegal manuveres she made. I hope she gets a call.

I suck too. I'm a verbose fellow. Thank you for reading this far.

[5.92]

Originally posted by BooBoo-Kitty
getting drunk too fast and one minute feeling like "i made this thunderbird my beeyotch!" and then 10 minutes later your head starts to swim and if you don't lie/sit down you'll chuck a lung and the only thing in your head now is "awwwwww fuck dood!"

worse yet is when you wake up after the aforementioned drunkenness and you're still drunk, and everything tastes like alcohol and your insides feel like they're giving each other hi-fives with gloves made of sandpaper. absolutely wretched.

but at least the bowel movement is fun.
Yeah I hate getting tired out of nowhere when I'm out drinking. After your first two drinks you want to fall asleep and shit.

[dorsal one]

When you are reaching in to your bag for a lighter and you have a somewhat empty beer in your hand and the thing pours out all over your bag because you were not paying attention, that sucks. It sucks more when your clothes for the next two days and a book and some other great things are in there and they a totaly sabotaged by the spilled beer. So needless to say, I will be smelling like beer for the next few days.

[sushinaut]

Originally posted by fmstlr
Originally posted by jen_er_ator
my new and improved website. you should go check it out and tell me how sucky it is....
http://j5000.homestead.com/firstpage.html
i am so computer illiterate


Yep, it sucks hard.

i second that.

Other things that suck:
1 Dislocating your index finger skateboarding.
2 Trying to type with a finger brace on.
3 Boo Boo's sadness.
4 Work on friday.
5 Not wanting a gf when i have one and wanting one when i don't have one.
6 Not spending enough time with my little brother. Hearing that he's running with thugs and getting into to trouble. 17 without a clue.
7 Going to Fry's and buying way too much.
8 Meaningless sex. Wow, can't believe i said that.
9 Running into old ass gangbangin enemies that just won't let it go. Grow the fuck up. 2 grown men fighting over some letters. That twice as dumb as 2 young men fighting over some letters.






[Edited by sushinaut on 06-22-2001 at 12:07 PM]

[spanky]

Finally getting through a hellish bout of work and sneaking out for a badly-needed smoke and some quality time for yourself alone and finding someone in the smoking area behind the building who just wants to talk shit when all you really need is five measly minutes of peace and quiet.
Yo shutup. Please.

[Asharak]

Phil Collins
_________________________________________________________
A proud member of the Sara Tanaka Appreciation Society

[sushinaut]

since you mentioned musicians....

Creed. Gosh darn they blow.

[shagwerks]

People who can't comprehend the genius that is Pee-Wee Herman...

[Sleepy Introvert Ninja]

In that case everything sucks.
Where have I heard that line before.

[jen_er_ator]

it sucks getting sick in the summertime. i always seem to have the worst colds in summer, and right now i feel like my body is going to disintegrate in a few hours. i haven't even gotten a whole week into summer yet, and today is the best day since summer officially began. damnit!! i was going to post yesterday as one of my best days in the have a good day post, but again my good days always get pooped on somehow, and that really sucks.

[Umbilicus]

when cliff fucking yablonski hasn't updated for the past month!

[djbadmonkey]

1. frat boys. i second whoever said it in the first place
2. white frat boys-- even worse.
3. traffic/morons on the road. i can waste my own time, you can waste your time, but god forbid you waste my time.
4. gap openings
5. george W--making mediocre a way of life so that all those underachievers with connections can rule the world and hook up thier friends in exchange for kickbacks and sway.
6. trance
7. trance
8. trance
9. stanton integrated cartidges
10. getting sick
11. san francisco and $20 cover
12. sword fights
13. culture theft
14. pepsi
15. felix for jacking the love of my life...wait. ah i'm cool. whatever. he's still a buster though.

djbm

[djbadmonkey]

the bloodhound gang.

it sucks not being able to pelt them with batteries and/or my bb gun.

fuck those guys. i can't wait for them to tour again, their asses are mine.

djbm

[sushinaut]

Originally posted by sushinaut
Originally posted by fmstlr
Originally posted by jen_er_ator
my new and improved website. you should go check it out and tell me how sucky it is....
http://j5000.homestead.com/firstpage.html
i am so computer illiterate


Yep, it sucks hard.

i second that.

Other things that suck:
1 Dislocating your index finger skateboarding.
2 Trying to type with a finger brace on.
3 Boo Boo's sadness.
4 Work on friday.
5 Not wanting a gf when i have one and wanting one when i don't have one.
6 Not spending enough time with my little brother. Hearing that he's running with thugs and getting into to trouble. 17 without a clue.
7 Going to Fry's and buying way too much.
8 Meaningless sex. Wow, can't believe i said that.
9 Running into old ass gangbangin enemies that just won't let it go. Grow the fuck up. 2 grown men fighting over some letters. That twice as dumb as 2 young men fighting over some letters.
10. Next Friday. Cube better not come out with another one. Those cholos were pathetic. Pinkie was funny though.





[Edited by sushinaut on 06-22-2001 at 12:07 PM]

[dorsal one]

Dislocating your index finger while fingerboadring!

[sushinaut]

Originally posted by Batsu
Originally posted by djbadmonkey
1. frat boys. i second whoever said it in the first place
2. white frat boys-- even worse.
3. traffic/morons on the road. i can waste my own time, you can waste your time, but god forbid you waste my time.
4. gap openings
5. george W--making mediocre a way of life so that all those underachievers with connections can rule the world and hook up thier friends in exchange for kickbacks and sway.
6. trance
7. trance
8. trance
9. stanton integrated cartidges
10. getting sick
11. san francisco and $20 cover
12. sword fights
13. culture theft
14. pepsi
15. felix for jacking the love of my life...wait. ah i'm cool. whatever. he's still a buster though.

djbm

Awww... I was with you all the way up to no.12. What's wrong with swordfights?

BTW Creed really suck the big one. Would someone please tell their prick vocalist to stop trying to sound like Eddie Vedder (and then smack him upside the head with a sock full of pennies...)

Correct me if im wrong, but when he said sword, i think he was referring to penis(s). Big difference there.

[BooBoo-Kitty]

i agree. the 'swordfights' or 'sausagefests' are not prime. they suck bigtime. things suck. i'm tired of things that suck. i'm gonna start a good things thread now.

my so called band!!!

[djbadmonkey]

by swordfights i was referring to penii.

on a different, though somewhat related level--is it me or is phallus worship natural, or constructed?

i say its constructed to be natural, cuz lord knows we boys can't help but overemphasize the import of our dicks.

kinda makes you wonder.

djbm

[fmstlr]

I believe the word should be 'penes'. Please consult your local librarian.

Anyway, have you tried 'swordfight'? If not, how do you know that it suck, or not?

Did anyone say Jimmy Buffet? Man, oh man, I hate Jimmy Buffet. I like buffets...all you can eat...fantastic.

[BooBoo-Kitty]

Originally posted by fmstlr
I believe the word should be 'penes'. Please consult your local librarian.

Anyway, have you tried 'swordfight'? If not, how do you know that it suck, or not?



shouldn't it be penii? stupid latin grammar.

anyway, i don't think he means that kind of swordfight. i think he refers to the kind of social gathering wherein the ratio of males to females is a bit exaggerated, inevitably causing conflict because of the access to mates and hence, swordfight.

oh, things that suck: grinding up the inside of your mouth really bad, like biting the tongue, the inside of the cheek, the lip. i've done all three in the past 2 days and my mouth feels like a warzone.

[dorsal one]

Originally posted by BooBoo-Kitty

oh, things that suck: grinding up the inside of your mouth really bad, like biting the tongue, the inside of the cheek, the lip. i've done all three in the past 2 days and my mouth feels like a warzone.

Or when you are eating a sandwich and the bread is over toasted and the roof of your mouth gets all ripped up by the jagged crust. OUCH!

[sushinaut]

BIOS release Candidate B39. Damn all of them. Work sucks(today).

[ninjaKid]

girls suck. girls, and the stoopid dorkass guys they date. i wanna be a stoopid dorkass guy. =(

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by shawgirl74
when you are dead-ass tired at work and your feet are killing and you decide to take a seat for like 10 seconds and the owner walks in and catches you and is all cool. ten minutes later the phone rings and it is the owner on his cell phone telling your workmate that nobody is supposed to be sitting down on the job and to watch out for that. then you hear from someone else later that the manager(who wasn't even there) gets bitched out because of it and she is shitty to you the next day. then everyone else is mad because due to your actions of sitting your ass down the previous day, the owner has confiscated all of the stools from all of the stores.

but it's okay though, because he can't take the floor away! fucker!

FUCK YOU LUGGAGE! FUCK YOU!

Shaw, i totally relate. I used to work at a music store (not as corporate as your average sam goody, but close) and there was nowhere to sit except for a little spot in the listening station setup. So, if your ass was skinny enough to be supported by that, we would sit down every once in a while. My boss there was cool yet psycho, so she caught us sitting one time and flipped out. Yeah, whatever, you get to go to the back office and sit down for the majority of the day, while us shmucks in front have to stand for eight hours even if there's no customers in the store. That totally sucked. No way i could do that now, my body is too old and prone to spider veins, that is why i found a nice coosh job as a teller so i could get secretary-ass instead.
Retail sucks. How do they expect you to stand all day long?Man, i'm getting tired just thinking about it.

[BooBoo-Kitty]

dress shoes that cut your ankles up all nasty so you can't wear regular shoes for a week because the bandaid feels too weird.

creepy fools who give you a big grin like they know something about you that you don't.

being an advanced/intermediate guitarist in a beginning guitar class.

[jen_er_ator]

having a fucking racist/bigot/prejudice ass for an assistant manager. today i had two checks over $1000 that were being deposited to detroit black gay pride association account, so i wanted to make sure i didn't need to put a hold on them, so i asked my asst. mgr. He sees who the checks are made out to and makes this remark like, "do i even want to touch these?" and i just rolled my eyes. but then, he's like, "i don't want to touch no aids check." and i told him that what he said was bullshit and he could get his ass kicked for saying shit like that at the wrong time and place. so then he's like "but look. this one's from the aids foundation" and i said i don't care, are they ok or not?
I was so pissed off about that shit and am wondering now what i can do about it? should i go to higher ups or just be ok with the fact that i said something and that's enough?

On another but same note, do any of you guys get offended when people refer to you as oriental? I have to tell people that i'm an PERSON of asian decent and not a fucking rug.

loneliness sux...

[BooBoo-Kitty]

Originally posted by junu
loneliness sux...


"You are not aloooone. I am here with you."

sorry. they made me do it (again). fuck you you fucking line!

[jen_er_ator]

my bf let me drive his car last night (civic si, stick shift, i'm getting lessons) and i totally sucked towards the end of my lesson for no reason!!!! I drove for about 2 miles, until the very end when we went to the grocery store and i almost stalled turning in, and then in the parking lot i stalled big time. three times. that sucks. i will never be able to get my dream car golf gti now!!!

[BooBoo-Kitty]

me when i get contemplative during a night of binge drinking and all i can think of right now is how it hurts to be alive and how much better everyone else would be if i didn't exist. fuck me and fuck this stupid chemistry in my head. my signature really suits me of late.

[Captain Cactus]

when your best friends go away...

Originally posted by BooBoo-Kitty
me when i get contemplative during a night of binge drinking and all i can think of right now is how it hurts to be alive and how much better everyone else would be if i didn't exist. fuck me and fuck this stupid chemistry in my head. my signature really suits me of late.



Don't think that. I think you're great.

[kamenriderv3]

Originally posted by Zuzu
Originally posted by BooBoo-Kitty
me when i get contemplative during a night of binge drinking and all i can think of right now is how it hurts to be alive and how much better everyone else would be if i didn't exist. fuck me and fuck this stupid chemistry in my head. my signature really suits me of late.



Don't think that. I think you're great.


Yeah Boo. You rock. Don't let things get you down.

Not to sound parent-like but have you thought about getting professional help or counselling? I knew a couple people that had similar situations. Working things out helps a lot.

[archonemis]

Oh yeah, Boo-Boo> I can vouch for you. You are a cool dude. If you weren't here I wouldn't have had as much fun over the past six months.

I found this board when I was having a medical crisis and needed some focus. I needed something to do other than watch TV and feel like shit.

Everyone here with few exception has been very cool and if I hadn't had something to which I could look forward every day would've been hell. As is I've met some new friends and I have a psuedo support group in you guys.

Everyone matters to me.

1. Those misinformed Christians who say Jesus this, Jesus that but will cut down on Asians (Usually grouping all Asians as THE CHINESE). 'Cause you know we all Buddhists or some shit.
2. Checking out Asian Porn only to find out it's all Indian girls. Wait. That actually isn't bad at all. Never mind...
3. Drunk ass people who get way out of control. This applies to every age, race, and gender not just White frat boys. Have you ever seen a mob of drunken Koreans?
4. Finding out that the DJ you went to see will not show after you've endured 20 Paul Oakenfart wannabes.
5. Rats and Roaches
FINDING OUT THAT RAREST OF THE RARE GROOVE RECORD YOU PAID TOP DOLLARS FOR HAVE BEEN RE-ISSUED WITH BONUS TRACKS AT A FRACTION OF WHAT YOU PAID FOR.




[Edited by summonah on 07-05-2001 at 12:29 PM]

[spanky]

Originally posted by BooBoo-Kitty
me when i get contemplative during a night of binge drinking and all i can think of right now is how it hurts to be alive and how much better everyone else would be if i didn't exist. fuck me and fuck this stupid chemistry in my head. my signature really suits me of late.



BooBoo, man, ease up on yourself. I know where you're coming from, especially the post-binge depression thang.
When I get like that (which is more often than I like to admit) the simplest fix is to--dry out for a couple of days/a week. Do some shit you really like that gets you out of the house-buy some CD's, take in a couple of movies. Go visit some straight-o friends that you never run into in bars. Hang with your grandparents or favourite uncle or any non-judgemental family member you can find. Go visit some childhood site that made you happy, and remember the promise you once felt all of life had to offer you. Realize it's still all there for you to take it.

The people on these boards really like you, me included (despite my newbie status). There's a reason for it: you're a good guy.

I know this sounds trite but it's absolutely true: the sun always comes back out again.

[BooBoo-Kitty]

thanks for the love yalls. its great knowing that people listen. i'm waaaaay better now. i just get that way at times of inebration. its been a while since its happened to me cuz i'm usually having a good time at being drunk, but when i get isolated my brain comes up and starts talking to me and it could get ugly. but i'm gonna do what spanky sez and chill the fuck out. i'm done with substances for a good while. besides, after the 4th there's nothing of note to look forward to in the summer (except FFmovie, which will rock my ass from the corner without exception). oh, and kickin it here, but this is part of my daily existence now, so mentioning it is a bit redundant. thanks again for hearin me and making me stop the lameness.

[Salami Swami]

What up Boo Boo. I got your back. All is well.

You know what sucks? Finding the Tony Touch CD used for 7 bucks, taking it home and finding out its the clean, edited version. DOHHHHHHH!!!
Not that I like hearing rappers curse, but it kinda fucks up the whole flow and everything when you hear those blank spaces every three seconds.

Also, girls that are overly flirtatious and appear to be down for some action, but when the moment of truth comes, they aint having it. I know I have said something similar in this thread already, but the shit happened to me AGAIN last night at work. CURSES! Foiled again!

[spanky]

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
having a fucking racist/bigot/prejudice ass for an assistant manager...I was so pissed off about that shit and am wondering now what i can do about it? should i go to higher ups or just be ok with the fact that i said something and that's enough?


First the piercing, now this!
I swear, if I wasn't sure my dad wasn't the redneck welder I know he is and instead he worked at a bank, I'd give him the large grief for shit he says to jenn at work! :-)

But seriously--rat him out. I admit, I may be spoiled from working for the government (this kind of thing is an escorted-out-the-door-by-security kind of offence where I'm employed...and that goes for customers, too), but nothing is as soul-destroying as allowing bullshit like that to go unchecked.
If you don't, years from now you'll be saying the same thing you posted here, but add the preface, "I wish I had..."

I am sure I am not the only person here who has been shocked beyond words at the shitty things co-workers/bosses/whomever have said, and were too tongue-tied to say anything about it at the time. And later regretted it. "If only..."

When I was little, our family moved around an awful lot, and me and my little brother developed different coping strategies to get along with new kids in different towns. When I was 9 and my brother was 5, we were in the playground of a high-rise we'd just moved into, getting the lowdown from some existing resident kid. This kid (older than me by a year or two) threw the n-word into his conversation with us.
I was prepared to let it go in the interest of settling in to our new surroundings, but my little brother (5 years old!) lit up like a firecracker. "Racist! You shouldn't say that word!" he screamed at the kid. The kid backed down, huffing and puffing.

That one event changed me forever. My scrawny little brother, half my age, didn't give a fuck about fitting in or letting things slide. He stood up for what he believed in. I always hear his five-year-old indignation when faced with situations like this.

I'm not saying I have always followed his example...god knows sometimes your rent/debts/financial-promises-to people-you-love make you suck it up and deal, but if there's a reporting structure at your workplace, USE IT. The one real weapon you can use on this guy, perhaps the only one that works on the truly stupid, is the threat of job loss.

Which, jenn, is the same weapon he is using on you to ensure your silence and cooperation. Turn it around on him, if you can.

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by spanky
Originally posted by jen_er_ator
having a fucking racist/bigot/prejudice ass for an assistant manager...I was so pissed off about that shit and am wondering now what i can do about it? should i go to higher ups or just be ok with the fact that i said something and that's enough?


First the piercing, now this!
I swear, if I wasn't sure my dad wasn't the redneck welder I know he is and instead he worked at a bank, I'd give him the large grief for shit he says to jenn at work! :-)

But seriously--rat him out. I admit, I may be spoiled from working for the government (this kind of thing is an escorted-out-the-door-by-security kind of offence where I'm employed...and that goes for customers, too), but nothing is as soul-destroying as allowing bullshit like that to go unchecked.
If you don't, years from now you'll be saying the same thing you posted here, but add the preface, "I wish I had..."

I am sure I am not the only person here who has been shocked beyond words at the shitty things co-workers/bosses/whomever have said, and were too tongue-tied to say anything about it at the time. And later regretted it. "If only..."

When I was little, our family moved around an awful lot, and me and my little brother developed different coping strategies to get along with new kids in different towns. When I was 9 and my brother was 5, we were in the playground of a high-rise we'd just moved into, getting the lowdown from some existing resident kid. This kid (older than me by a year or two) threw the n-word into his conversation with us.
I was prepared to let it go in the interest of settling in to our new surroundings, but my little brother (5 years old!) lit up like a firecracker. "Racist! You shouldn't say that word!" he screamed at the kid. The kid backed down, huffing and puffing.

That one event changed me forever. My scrawny little brother, half my age, didn't give a fuck about fitting in or letting things slide. He stood up for what he believed in. I always hear his five-year-old indignation when faced with situations like this.

I'm not saying I have always followed his example...god knows sometimes your rent/debts/financial-promises-to people-you-love make you suck it up and deal, but if there's a reporting structure at your workplace, USE IT. The one real weapon you can use on this guy, perhaps the only one that works on the truly stupid, is the threat of job loss.

Which, jenn, is the same weapon he is using on you to ensure your silence and cooperation. Turn it around on him, if you can.


hey, i just want to thank you guys for giving me some insight on this cuz i really had no idea/still don't know what to do about this. i told my man about it and asked his opinion and he's like, "don't be a rat." uuuugh. i don't like to fink out people, but my take on the whole situation is, if i let this slide, if i let this guy think it's ok to discriminate against gays, then it's like saying it's ok to discriminate against me or any one else that doesn't fit the "white, christian and morals america" profile. i really don't want to make a big scene out of all this, but then again i do. i know this guy said what he said out of pure ignorance, and i checked him. did that change his mind on the whole issue? probably not. will going to higher ups change his mind about the whole issue? probably not, but i'm positive that it will keep him from letting shit like that fall out of his mouth at work again.
i still just don't know. i will be going to work tomorrow, so i'll let y'all know what happened.
thanks again.

[spanky]

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
[QUOTE] i really don't want to make a big scene out of all this, but then again i do. i know this guy said what he said out of pure ignorance, and i checked him. did that change his mind on the whole issue? probably not. will going to higher ups change his mind about the whole issue? probably not, but i'm positive that it will keep him from letting shit like that fall out of his mouth at work again.
i still just don't know. i will be going to work tomorrow, so i'll let y'all know what happened.
thanks again.

Strike while the iron is hot. Two situations:

a: dude thinks, "I laid this shit on my oriental staffer and she gave me some hell, but darn it all, fags are a pestilence, sez the bible and my drinking buddies. Nobody else spoke up, so I'm right."

b: dude thinks, "I got these cheques and groused off to my oriental staffer that I secretly like enough to impress her with my het manliness, but then she gave me some hassle. "Bitch!" I thought at the time, but then the senior manager called me in to his office and said "whoa, dude, you can't be turning away our bank's business because of your personal homophobia. Business is business, and you'd better smarten up. That Jenn, regardless what you think of her, said the right thing. I know it's hard, we're all men here, but in these times we have to be more sensitive to others than you might have guessed. Business is business, after all." Nudge, wink. Unspoken message--shape up or ship out.
If he's a good manager, that is.

Full disclosure here: I manage a front-line customer service staff of about 40-60 people (bumps up seasonally). I guessing that I'm a good manager 'cuz staff trust me enough to continually come to me and tell me about their problems with sexual/racial/organizational harrassment with customers/other staff/managers/contract-workers-from-outside-the-organization. The staff come from all corners of the globe--one day an Islamic female staff member who wears full chador will tell me about getting hassled by some nasty woman shepherding a christian homeschool group, the next day a gay high school co-op student tells me he needs the day off for his boyfriend's university grad ceremony.

And occassionally a staff member will come to me and say, "such and such (my colleague in management) said (a bad-news sexist or racist thing)." And I support them in their complaint. Especially when they've already talked to the manager in question. I have to. My feeling is, that if they've already given it their best shot with the offender in question and gotten no relief, then it's time to take it to the next level.

Go, jenn.

[bakaaeko]

1) GLobalism!
2) Posers
3) A&F
4)Fraternity and the sluts
5) POP
6)white kids that only date asians, not because they're like their exotic looks but they are such a loser that no white girls willing to date them!
7)asian kids that only go for white girls...need no to explains this
8)get dumped or dumped someone
9)snowskiers....posers only with their tight ass "uniforms"
10) bums
11) racist fuckers
12) road rules, and "forgetten the title" a bunch of morons stayed together in a house/apartment
13) finally number 13

Originally posted by bakaaeko

Fraternity and the sluts

Sounds like a good name for a band.

[Panthor]

1. People that think you're a poser because you listen to punk but don't have "the look"

2. People that think you're a poser because you listen to rap but don't have "the look'

3. People that think that all Asians are bred into martial arts.

4. People that ask me if I'm Hawaiian, Somoan, Eskimo, or American Indian.

5. MTV

6. Network news shows and "Magazine" News Shows like Dateline and all that shit

[bakaaeko]

Originally posted by summonah
Originally posted by bakaaeko

Fraternity and the sluts

Sounds like a good name for a band.

Maybe we can start one.....
Frat and the sluts self-titled album coming soon..haha

[QUOTE]Originally posted by summonah
4. Finding out that the DJ you went to see will not show after you've endured 20 Paul Oakenfart wannabes.
5. Rats and Roaches
FINDING OUT THAT RAREST OF THE RARE GROOVE RECORD YOU PAID TOP DOLLARS FOR HAVE BEEN RE-ISSUED WITH BONUS TRACKS AT A FRACTION OF WHAT YOU PAID FOR.


HAHAHA!! I hear ya on that!! Both suck real bad!

I had to endure sad boy bill, and like 4 other nerds who couldn't mix out of a brown paper bag if their lives depended on it (from far) just to wait for Julius Papp, who never showed =(

oh, and about the re-issues.. I was actually pissed when they re-issued Shadow's Entroducing out on vinyl (haha,im such a "hater") it just made my copy feel worthless!

one more thing that sucks...
nerds from N Sync rocking corn rows, and trying to beat box!


[Edited by Headphonesex on 07-06-2001 at 01:22 PM]

[Decadent1]

Biting your lip when chewing gum.

[BooBoo-Kitty]

making an ass of yourself on the msg board and having one of the most articulate people on the msg board remind you that you are an ass. i love you guys fo real yo!

[kamenriderv3]

BBK:
If you're referring to the professional help comment then I'm sorry for phrasing it that way. Trying to help but not doing a good job at it.

I had a few friends who had some problems and they are not here today. I wished I could have helped them.

Boo you rock! Wish we could hang out. Probably after you kick my ass for pissing you off.


[Edited by kamenriderv3 on 07-06-2001 at 06:09 PM]

[BooBoo-Kitty]

Originally posted by kamenriderv3
BBK:
If you're referring to the professional help comment. . . .

nah homey its all good. i was referring to the <b>non</b> fiction book thread ("not the bible and not...") it was meant as a joke to solipsism who rocks the spot and pointed out that i had put fiction up on that post.

as for the pro-help, i'd rather not, but only because i gots good pals like yalls here on the board to help me get thru things. i'm not as bad as i used to be, so its less of a concern of mine. as for kickin your ass for askin to hang out, i wouldn't do it cuz you're cool. but if you say that you got ice cream and you bring out some wack-ass popsicles then get ready for a beatdown x 10³² !!!

[BooBoo-Kitty]

and whuttup with the html?

[kamenriderv3]

i noticed the html died today. no new html tags seem to work.

What about being promised by your boss to have to work only 40 hours a week but really working 65? And then being paid for 40!!! This is the suckiest thing of all!!

[jinzoningen]

The dumbasses that come in at the last minute while the
movie trailers are going and everyone else has already settled
in their seats.

They suck fo' real.

[fmstlr]

Seventh Heaven
I never watch that show, but everytime I see it advertised, it pisses me off. I don't know why.
All those white people are so fucking wholesome and righteous, even when they 'made the wrong choice in life'.
You'd think their shit don't stink.

[BooBoo-Kitty]

Originally posted by fmstlr
Seventh Heaven
I never watch that show, but everytime I see it advertised, it pisses me off. I don't know why.
All those white people are so fucking wholesome and righteous, even when they 'made the wrong choice in life'.
You'd think their shit don't stink.



word homey. shit like this is the reason why i don't watch tv no more.

[Decadent1]

Upgrading to Windows 2000 jacks up your cable modem.

[Ryan]

i swear my car is a freakin magnet for other cars...for a SECOND time someone has hit my parked car and didnt f'in fess up! dont get me started on THREE accidents its gotten into none my fault..jeezus

goodbye accord..hello supra!

[jen_er_ator]

ok, this is gonna be kinda long, but i gots to get it out there...
stupid dj boys who think they are the shit (and actually are, but who the fuck cares?)
last night there was a dj competition at a local music store where the winner got to go to chicago to compete with other folks. my man was in it, so was my bro, and i just wanted to go to chicago so damn bad it almost hurt. not really, but it would've been cool.
so we get there and there's this dickhead who comes walkin in with his cell attached to his ear (this is also another thing that is totally against all the self-help shit i've been reading, but who gives a fluck? hehe) the guy's wearing noisy warm up pants with the shirt tucked in!!! i know it's wrong to judge on appearance, but if you guys woulda seen him, it would have been one big burn-athon.
he kept talkin on his cell, pacing back and forth with those fucking loudas pants, and finally i said, "everyone has cell phones these days, get over yourself."
so this guy goes first, and he did have skillz (i kept flinching because i was just praying that he would fuck up somehow, but it never happened) then, when his set was over, he pulled out this mini steering wheel (ala lowrider bike) and a license plate that read "t knoxx" (the chicago winner gets a new ford focus)
after t knoxx, i just kept praying for anyone else to win, i didn't care. but the fudgeball won, and i think that really is sucky. he was a total paul fuckenfold wannabe.
icky. sorry guys, but i just had to get it off my brain. it burned! it burned!

[jen_er_ator]

having to wake up at six in the morning, on a saturday to go take a crappy three hour long test that you probably have failed. i'm 25!!! i haven't taken geometry in ten years and these people expect me to remember that shit? plus, i got a D in geometry.

another thing that's not so much sucky as depressing...
schools in areas where just about every other building is boarded up. i can't even begin to imagine the lives that those kids going to schools like that live. for me, lookin on that is like having a weird dream, but for them it's just part of the scenery. i dunno. i haven't gotten much sleep, i just got back from a three hour test, and i need to poop, so i might just be having minor hallucinations/delusions about life.

[jen_er_ator]

not being able to get a hold of your "friend" who is supposed to go downtown to see free cibbo matto. free cibbo matto!!!!
maybe i'll just go by myself. she is now on my ultima shit list.

[RazeOner]

[/QUOTE]Work on Sunday! Especially when your the only one here! GR boards all day Sunday while your at work makes it... mo bettah!

[falcor]

oakenfold hatas (i'm kidding jen :P) nah. but i did use to listen and i still get flashbacks. i just can't listen to it anymore. i can't. stop it. stop...the...trance...

guys (ahem) who lie about not liking glitter :P

my stupid ass narrow-minded jersey-boy boss who has long curly hair and highlights and stinks of marinara-garlic-olive oil. he needs to grow up and get out more.

my bf works days and i work nights. too tired to even communicate properly.

cds that don't last long enough.

stupid customers who treat you like shit/bitch about the food/tip you exactly 15% (and you can see their calculations on the check)

pms moodswings. i love me. i want to die. i hate you. i want to die. i'm so happy. i want to die.

being a hostess when i applied to be a server.

stupid girls who think my bf is my brother and try to hit on him. (asian community here is population: <10)

not being strong enough to stop smoking.

my landlord who won't spring for real curtains but complains about my artistically-placed sarongs. screw you.

money.

cool shows being cancelled (third rock, freaks and geeks...) or not being shown regularly (pinky and the brain). cool shows on mtv that were cancelled (as mentioned earlier. i miss liquid tv)

impulse buying.

when no one on my buddy list is online.

when my roommates squeeze the toothpaste in the middle and mess up the stripes.

up-the-butt underwear.

flat coke.

that this list is longer than my 'things that are good' list :P

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
not being able to get a hold of your "friend" who is supposed to go downtown to see free cibbo matto. free cibbo matto!!!!
maybe i'll just go by myself. she is now on my ultima shit list.

i hereby retract said statement as my friend called me ten minutes after posting this, but i have a few more...

-driving like a dumbass downtown even though i know that damn city inside and out. not only did i go into a turn around thing on a wrong way (with a cop standing on the corner none the less) i went down a one way street the wrong fucking way!!! plus i cut off some lady while trying to get down the one way street the wrong way. i suck.

-having some crazy ass lady behind you honk like there's no tomorrow just so she can get into the turn lane when there's someone in front of you and the light is red. then, having the people in front of you think that it was you that was honking, so they try to start shit when you pull up next to them a minute later, and then having to try to explain that it was the crazy ass bitch behind you that was honking.

-leaving smokes that you just bought at the gas station. good thing i noticed right after i pulled out of the station, but still. this is the second time within a week that i've done this. i never do this. i hope this doesn't become a normal thing with me.

-not having enough money to buy shit except for cigarettes, because i'm a fucking addict.

-having your boyfriend ditch you for gt3. damn, i know the game is cool and all, but shit!!!

[bakaaeko]

staying at HOME on FRIDAY and SATURDAY nights. Not just a week or two...GOD this been going on for like 2 months. God,I know I'm loser but don't have to be this cruel. I can't stand it anymore. Plus having all your fucking friends bailed on you for thier bf/gf.....I'm pretty much fucked! I should say "proper fucked"
Now, me and my cigarettes....MILD SEVEN .

[djbadmonkey]

Originally posted by bakaaeko
staying at HOME on FRIDAY and SATURDAY nights. Not just a week or two...GOD this been going on for like 2 months. God,I know I'm loser but don't have to be this cruel. I can't stand it anymore. Plus having all your fucking friends bailed on you for thier bf/gf.....I'm pretty much fucked! I should say "proper fucked"
Now, me and my cigarettes....MILD SEVEN .


on that note: visiting LA to see your friends, and realizing that no one is around cuz they all went on some trip without you.

on another note, really feeling this girl who lives in LA when you live in SF and being totally committed to avoiding Long Distance Relationships.

my cell phone sucks nards too.

djbm

[Salami Swami]

10 dollar tip on 200 dollar check. FUCK YOU, WAITA HAYTA!!

Falling on your ass whilst skating a really small ramp, whilst dorking some easy ass trick. Not only that, but falling over the side of the ramp into a big fucking mound of dusty, chalky, dirty ass DIRT.

XL T-shirts that shrink to the size of something your fucking dog could fit into after one wash.

People who drink well vodka martinis. Vodka is disgusting to begin with, but if you're gonna perp the cool guy, cigar smoking, martini guy role, at least make it something other than that generic well shit, ya fucking buster.

People that think "Emotion" is a Destiny's Child original. Come on, now.

DVDs with no bonus shit! What? Get the fuck outta here!

Bad porn. I mean REALLY bad, poorly done porn.

Going to sleep when its light outside after a rough night and hearing those goddamn birds. Nooooooooo!

Rollerblading dorks at the skatepark. Yeah, grab your feet again! That looks really cool! Ya goofy ass motherfucker.

Getting a diet soda by mistake. YIKES! That is one of the most heinous things in the world. Getting ready for that lovely coke taste and bite in your throat, and then BLECHHHHHHH!!!! Ewwwwww!!! That REALLY, REALLY sucks.

[jardine]

1. Feeling sicky after doing many, many tequila shots. This is especially not good because:
a) you are not a drinker. as in, YOU. DO. NOT. DRINK. EVER.
b) you are "small, asian and female." According to your friends, who are neither small nor asian, this is not a good combination.

2. Tequila is quite possibly one of the dumbest things you have ever done in your life.

3. Puking in the bathroom of your friend's house early in the morning. At least you had the good sense to sleep over.

4. Trying not to puke on the way back to your own house.

5. Wanting to curl up and die but instead having to "act normal" at work. And around your mother.

6. Missing half of Cibo Matto's set trying to find Chene Park.

7. Not seeing anyone in monkey shirts. Being told by your friend "I saw a girl in a monkey shirt, but that was awhile ago." Thanks.

[falcor]

so...how sick did you get?
which brings me to this:

staying up all night nursing sick, puking bf back to health because he drank too much, esp. after i told him to slow it down.

getting lost in brooklyn for an hour and having this one guy we asked for directions laugh at me.

the cd that my friend burned me of his music that doesn't work. dammit, skatan!

that lego costs so damn much.

mcdonald's and their stupid monopoly game.

not being able to fall asleep because i woke up at 2:30pm that day.

having to be 25 to rent a car.

sitting on my ass all day in front of this computer.

[sushinaut]

>Geting this ill chic back to my house at 4 in the morning, but then get sick from killing 151 and cokes all night and throwing it right back up. God did it burn.. While throwing up, all my friends are jumping up and down on my bed cracking jokes and mocking my pathetic ass. Paybacks a bitch.
(basically, too drunk/sick to fuck)
>Meeting my boss's new boss. Can this guy be more unsocial? Computer geeks @ it's best.

>not having sex in 2 months.

>Hangovers at work.


>Rollerbladers at the skatepark. Get the fuck out of the way.

[jardine]

Sick enough to swear off alcohol forever. But actually probably not all that sick considering. It could have been a lot worse. I only threw up once, but I don't think that's all that was in my stomach. Tried the finger-down-the-throat thing as a desperate last measure (twice--once in the bathroom and once on the side of the road) but no luck. I think it's gross that I'm still burping up tequila taste. NAST. And that things are still kind of rolling around in my poor tummy. 6 shots + 10 minutes = very, very bad. In my defense I must say I didn't know it was 6 shots at the time, but apparently the shot glasses were actually double shot glasses or something like that. Poor sheltered girl that I am...

Also what sucks is when you leave home really early in the morning and it's kind of cold so you've got long pants on, but then suddenly the sun comes out and it's 80-some degrees and humid and you're stuck sweating like nobody's business. That's pretty gross too.

And, when you're hoping that your boyfriend will write you an email from work knowing full well that he is probably too busy helping people or doesn't have a chance to get to the gimpy computer with the broken keyboard but you keep checking email every 10 minutes regardless.

[djbadmonkey]

amen: tequila sucks.

1. drinking 13 shots of shitty ass cuervo, while mourning the fact that the love of your life left you for some lame ass prick. (thereby not being able to EVER drink tequila again, and the smell of which makes you convulse and have a seizure)

2. that lame ass prick and all of his love-jacking brethren. hataz i can deal with, but it's the salters that i can't stand.

3. being 23 and wondering if my "pencil is all out of lead"
a)being allergic to condoms
b)being paranoid about eveyrthing i should be paranoid about when it comes to sex

4. family drama. like when your aunts and uncles and mom and dad all have this stupid beef, and youre stuck in the middle like, what the fuck?

5. skiiers in the snowboard park--listen. if you wanted to just go off the side of the kicker, go find some mogul somewhere and some 5 year old that might actually be impressed with your 5" of air. i mean, if you can't parallel turn, what makes you think you can handle a 12' tabletop with a mean 30' transition???

6. not realizing that you've spent more money than you can afford, and then having to eat lotsa ramen for the rest of the month.

7. interest rates. damn banks--fuck em.

whine whine whine! it's all i do!

djbm
'built with her for a sec let her know i had respect, less than an hour and she was giving me neck.'

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by jardine


6. Missing half of Cibo Matto's set trying to find Chene Park.

7. Not seeing anyone in monkey shirts. Being told by your friend "I saw a girl in a monkey shirt, but that was awhile ago." Thanks.

my friend did that to me too..."i saw a little asian girl wearing grey pants, but she was with all these huge people, but that was awhile ago"
me-"that was her you dolt!!! i told you she'd be hangin around giants! jeeeeeez!!!"

sorry you missed half the set...i'm gonna post pics either here or on my website once i get them developed.
oh well, you would've thought i was dorkus maximus anyways...

[Salami Swami]

Originally posted by sushinaut
>Rollerbladers at the skatepark. Get the fuck out of the way.

I'm feeling you.
Try the good old hockey check followed by the ice grille and no apology. Usually works. Or you and your crew just heckle the fuck out of 'em, non-stop.
Gotta put those kooks in check.

[falcor]

life would be so much easier if i could just chill and accept people for who they are without getting hung up on stupid shit like stupid things they say or do. i suck for not being able to do this. i also suck for having a short temper. and i suck for not being able to control these stupid fucking pms moodswings.

[moonglue]

it was said before butyes ... vacuums sucks.
http://home.datacomm.ch/epaull/Samuel/pictures/dragonvic01.jpg

[jardine]

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
[QUOTE]
sorry you missed half the set...i'm gonna post pics either here or on my website once i get them developed.
oh well, you would've thought i was dorkus maximus anyways...

Dorks do not look down upon other dorks. Maybe next time there's a free concert in town...

I would love to see pictures of the set--it's the first time I've seen Cibo Matto play live and I thought they were so cute!! All jumping around and stuff...made me happy...I love it when people get really into the music they are making (or listening to).

It sucks when you're on the stairs, a step above all your giant friends, but still end up shorter than they are. That's just not fair.

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by jardine
Originally posted by jen_er_ator
[QUOTE]
sorry you missed half the set...i'm gonna post pics either here or on my website once i get them developed.
oh well, you would've thought i was dorkus maximus anyways...

Dorks do not look down upon other dorks. Maybe next time there's a free concert in town...

I would love to see pictures of the set--it's the first time I've seen Cibo Matto play live and I thought they were so cute!! All jumping around and stuff...made me happy...I love it when people get really into the music they are making (or listening to).

It sucks when you're on the stairs, a step above all your giant friends, but still end up shorter than they are. That's just not fair.

yeah, it was the first time that i saw cibo matto live too! i was just kinda scared for miho because she was wearing sandals with heels and i was just praying that she didn't fall or get wrapped up in the cords and fall, cuz i know i would have.
i think i only got six pictures (last six on the roll). i was just scared that someone would come up behind me and take my camera away, seeing as how i sneeked it in there in the first place. i'm going to pick them up today, so we'll see how they turn out.
we shouldn't wait for another free concert!!! those are so scarce. maybe next time i'm planning on going to ann arbor i'll let ya know and we can hang out or something.

i just felt like that crowd was way too cool for me, so i head out real quick without staying to look for you. the self-consciousness was at its all time high and i just felt like i was going to break. that sucks.

[ironmonkey]

bill o'reily and the whole fox news network.

fuck their spinning.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Salami Swami
[B]Waita Haytas. Don't hate the waiter, hate the game.
People that go out to eat once a year and don't know how to act in a restaurant, or out in public for that matter, SUCK.
People that fucking gab for hours at their table after they've paid like 45 minutes ago and don't want anymore coffee or ANYTHING ELSE and won't fucking leave no matter how many hints are blatantly dropped, SUCK too.


hell yeah! i work in a restaurant, and we get some messed up characters in there constantly. some stupid son of a bitch started screaming at me, when i told him that the only tables available were in the smoking section. we get parties in with a bunch of little kids who are totally unsupervised, and they tear the place to bits. one incident with the little 'darlings', was when a bunch of them were playing with the pay phones. the brats called f***ing 911! police showed up, and nobody knew what was going on until we found the pint sized culprits out. what people who visit restaurants often don't realise, is that we'll try to provide the best service we can, but we will not kiss their asses, and that we will not be treated like something used to wipe the aforementioned body part.

[jardine]

Originally posted by jen_er_ator

yeah, it was the first time that i saw cibo matto live too! i was just kinda scared for miho because she was wearing sandals with heels and i was just praying that she didn't fall or get wrapped up in the cords and fall, cuz i know i would have.
i think i only got six pictures (last six on the roll). i was just scared that someone would come up behind me and take my camera away, seeing as how i sneeked it in there in the first place. i'm going to pick them up today, so we'll see how they turn out.
we shouldn't wait for another free concert!!! those are so scarce. maybe next time i'm planning on going to ann arbor i'll let ya know and we can hang out or something.

i just felt like that crowd was way too cool for me, so i head out real quick without staying to look for you. the self-consciousness was at its all time high and i just felt like i was going to break. that sucks.

I agree, I totally know what you mean with the crowds and all. It sucks when you feel like all the kids around you are "hip" and "cool" and "indie" (in some cases) and then...there's just you. And you like the music and all, but you don't have that certain "look" that all the other folks seem to have and even though you know that looks are superficial and retarded you still feel a bit awkward and out of place. I hate that. Sooo much. Cuz it's all in my head, and I know that, and I still can't deal. Argh.

If you had stayed at the park you might have seen the coolest kid ever--he was about 6 or 7 yrs old with a mohawk!! As in, shaved on the sides and hair sticking straight up in the middle! It was awesome! He does NOT suck.

Definitely let me know next time you're in Ann Arbor...the art fairs are actually this week (Wed thru Sat) but if big crazy crowds of people walking around in hot weather are not your thing then maybe you shouldn't come. It *is* great for people-watching though...

[jen_er_ator]

wow!!! i didn't know the art fair was so soon!!! it's been years since i went. maybe i'll come check it out this thursday then. i'll email you tomorrow and let cha know, then we can plan something and watch all the stupid bicycle cops try to bust people. that's always fun.

[Ryan]

yo jen...post those pictures..i wanna peep out some cibo matto styles..
as for the "crowd of coolies" think about it, 75% are maybe there not cuz they like em that much, but because they assume its the hip thing to do at that moment in time, so in actuality theyre the dorks and youre the hardcore coolies

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by Ryan
yo jen...post those pictures..i wanna peep out some cibo matto styles..
as for the "crowd of coolies" think about it, 75% are maybe there not cuz they like em that much, but because they assume its the hip thing to do at that moment in time, so in actuality theyre the dorks and youre the hardcore coolies

i'm going to get 'em tonight, so i better not have to post something on here about the stupid photo developement place losing your film, blah blah blah...

oh yeah, thanks for the pick me up ryan. you always know how to make a girl feel special.awwwwwww.

[spanky]

I'm late for work and I got my giant-ass coffee and I'm waiting to put cream in it but there you are...you're at least thirty fuckin' years old and IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE BEEN IN A CAFE? Whaddya, MESMERIZED by all the choices of whiteners and sweeteners at the little table there?
"Umm, 2% or half-and-half? Umm, demerara or sweet-and-low? Umm, dome lid or flat?"
Christ, get a move on, already. You suck.

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by spanky
I'm late for work and I got my giant-ass coffee and I'm waiting to put cream in it but there you are...you're at least thirty fuckin' years old and IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE BEEN IN A CAFE? Whaddya, MESMERIZED by all the choices of whiteners and sweeteners at the little table there?
"Umm, 2% or half-and-half? Umm, demerara or sweet-and-low? Umm, dome lid or flat?"
Christ, get a move on, already. You suck.

bwwwaaahahahaha!!! that shit happens to me everyday. oh, and i love the people that order the most fucking obscure coffee concoction that they can think of...
"i'll have a double non-fat caramel macchiato with a shot of hazelnut."
"do you want whipped cream"
"yes, double whip."

the concoctions are usually a little more obscure than that, but that's all i could remember.

JEESUS LORD, WHAT THE HELL????? COULD YOU BE MORE FUCKING STUPID???

[spanky]

I just had a waking dream...

In the new world order, there are two lineups in every cafe and convenience store.

One has a sign that says, "In a hurry, shit together, money ready, go-go-go."

The other lineup sign says, "Counting pennies, arguing about change, asking to see manager for trivial complaint, trying to pick up counterperson who obviously abhors you, needlessly complicated ordering, filling out lottery tickets , digging through pockets/purse/backpack for wallet/changepurse that must-be-here-somewhere." The people who finally get to the end of this lineup receive a surprise Slap! from people who have finished their transaction in the first lineup (which of course is not even a lineup), who then high-five the counterperson.

[jen_er_ator]

-mariah fucking carey. yeah, the girl can sing, but for crying out loud, put your damn boobs away!!! yeah, we all know you got em, we all know they're fucking fake!! just put the damn things away!!!! my eyes! my eyes!!!
-being scared shitless about my drug test today. they took hair samples and shit, and although i don't do drugs, i'm afraid that the one time i smoked pot this year will show up. or was it last year? aaaaaahhhhh! the paranoia.
-not being able to afford new lenses, let alone new glasses.
-not having enough money for shit, period.
-having your mom tell you..."jen, i will say this because i am your muther, you looka fine now, but you should not gain no more weight because then you will be a chubby. go do exercise. maybe you should go to one of those exercise places..." and yes, she really said i will be a chubby.
thanks mom.
-trying to come up with good excuses to call in for next friday. (if anyone has any good excuses, please post them. i have already used explosive diarhea one too many times, i really was really sick just a few weeks ago, so i can't do that again, and i really crashed my car a few months ago, so that might not work either. i've also used bad stomache a few times, along with food poisining.)

[falcor]

grr. my ma said the same thing to me. except she said 'you need to diet, your ass hangs' after she and my father told me to gain at least 10 pounds, it will look good on you.

today started off good but sucked once i got to work. i already told mewmew the whole story and i'm too lazy to type again. so maybe another time.

[Salami Swami]

Originally posted by spanky
I just had a waking dream...

In the new world order, there are two lineups in every cafe and convenience store.

One has a sign that says, "In a hurry, shit together, money ready, go-go-go."

The other lineup sign says, "Counting pennies, arguing about change, asking to see manager for trivial complaint, trying to pick up counterperson who obviously abhors you, needlessly complicated ordering, filling out lottery tickets , digging through pockets/purse/backpack for wallet/changepurse that must-be-here-somewhere." The people who finally get to the end of this lineup receive a surprise Slap! from people who have finished their transaction in the first lineup (which of course is not even a lineup), who then high-five the counterperson.
OH HELL YEAH!
That was about the best suggestion I've heard on any topic in at least 5 years.
You are a cool fucking person.

[spanky]

Originally posted by Salami Swami
[QUOTE]OH HELL YEAH!
That was about the best suggestion I've heard on any topic in at least 5 years.
You are a cool fucking person.

Awww, shucks. Tanx.

You're one of the waiters on the boards, right? I thought I remembered you writing something about that, and then went to your bio page and my suspicions were confirmed.

I used to be a waiter and a bartender...I was thinking about doing a "tipping" thread to see what's up with folks on that nowadays. I noticed someone not too long ago (falcor?) put "people who tip on takeout" on Things That Are Good. This is something I've been struggling with lately...

[spanky]

The guys in the white van who call out to you as they're driving by:
"Hey, buddy!"
You being the good-natured upstanding citizen that you are go over to give them directions or whatever, and it turns out they want to sell you some speakers/car stereo they got in the back. And what a great deal, lemme tell ya!

"Not interested, thanks," you say, but that's never the end of it. Blah blah blah, and they take it just up to the point where you're about to cross over from:
"No, really, I'm not in the market for any speakers, thanks" into "Hey! Fuck off! I'm walkin' away from you! Watch me ignore you!"

I seem to get these guys about once a month on average, more often in the spring/summer. Where do they come from? Are they independents riffing on the same scheme, or is it all one company?

[ironmonkey]

for each of the following shows:

the simpsons
the cosby show
saved by the bell(zack and kelly years)
friends
wayans bros

[fmstlr]

Originally posted by spanky
The guys in the white van who call out to you as they're driving by:
"Hey, buddy!"
You being the good-natured upstanding citizen that you are go over to give them directions or whatever, and it turns out they want to sell you some speakers/car stereo they got in the back. And what a great deal, lemme tell ya!

"Not interested, thanks," you say, but that's never the end of it. Blah blah blah, and they take it just up to the point where you're about to cross over from:
"No, really, I'm not in the market for any speakers, thanks" into "Hey! Fuck off! I'm walkin' away from you! Watch me ignore you!"

I seem to get these guys about once a month on average, more often in the spring/summer. Where do they come from? Are they independents riffing on the same scheme, or is it all one company?

Fuckin' A, that just happened to me yesterday! and I was driving in my car. This thuggish-looking guy started yelling out from the van about some stoobid speakers, while we were both going about 30 mph. Crazy mofo, probably trying to unload some stolen prop. I wrote down their license number just in case.

[fmstlr]

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
-mariah fucking carey. yeah, the girl can sing, but for crying out loud, put your damn boobs away!!! yeah, we all know you got em, we all know they're fucking fake!! just put the damn things away!!!! my eyes! my eyes!!!
.......
-not being able to afford new lenses, let alone new glasses.


Mariah Baby, don't listen to Jen.... Keep them boobs hanging half-way out.

Her boobs never hurt MY eyes, let alone broke my glasses. You must be looking at them too close.

people in the service industry.
nobody told you to work there.
try to get laid at your own goddamn time and stop bitchin'!!!

[falcor]

try to get laid...? what do you mean?

anyway serving is the only job i can get that has flexible hours and is nearby. so basically i have no choice and that makes it even worse. screw you cheap ass tippers. i hate it when i bring the check to the table and they're like, 'how come the check is so big?' well damn fool, you ordered the shit. if you don't have enough money to be able to order what you want, stay at home.

[kobo]

HANGOVERS...........uh

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by falcor
try to get laid...? what do you mean?

anyway serving is the only job i can get that has flexible hours and is nearby. so basically i have no choice and that makes it even worse. screw you cheap ass tippers. i hate it when i bring the check to the table and they're like, 'how come the check is so big?' well damn fool, you ordered the shit. if you don't have enough money to be able to order what you want, stay at home.

i swore to never wait tables ever again. i have done both the family restaurant style and semi-fine dining and they both fucking suck. i just loved it at the family restaurant when people would come in, order the hardest shit to make on the menu (pork chops, beef tips and noodles, or some other nasty shit) and then tell me they're in a hurry and have to catch a movie or some other bullshit, so they need their food right away.
i'm like, if you need your food in such a fucking hurry, why didn't you go to mcdonalds? there's one right there!! ya bastard!
fine dining sucked cuz i realized that there's a lot more cokeheads in the world than i realized, so i would try to take their order and no one would be paying attention to me, then they would barely touch their food and ignore me when i tried to clear their table. they did tip good, probably just because they were too wasted to figure anything out.
damn the service industry!!! it sucks!!! i feel you all that have to do it now!!!

[jen_er_ator]

having to go to the dentist for a cleaning when you haven't flossed since the last time you were there, which was a year ago. having to be honest about the no flossing sucks even more, because they know when you lie.

[BooBoo-Kitty]

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
having to go to the dentist for a cleaning when you haven't flossed since the last time you were there, which was a year ago. having to be honest about the no flossing sucks even more, because they know when you lie.

ugh, i hate when they do that shit during the cleaning! its like they're trying to garrote each of your teeth and then they're like "uh, do you floss?" and you gotta choke out "no" thru the blood and saliva.

and then they start with that picking thing! aaarrrrrrghhh!!!!! its all up near the roots of the toof and then they poke your gums and cut you bad and all they can say is "oops! sorry!". and they keep goin and scrape you up more! FUNK DAT YO! fuckin ease off that shit when you see me twitchin and squirmin in the seat beeyatch! i don't like tasting rubberglove and watching blood ooze out my mouth when i spit yo. that shit aint legit.

[Salami Swami]

Going to some club thing, and finding out that its an 18 and over affair.
DOH!!!

Hanging at said club thing with Fast And Furious crews.

Visors on dudes. What are you, taking tennis lessons? Even better when said visor is rocked in the crooked/tilted mode.

Those stickers with Calvin pissing. I'm sure the chicks can't get enough of that one.

People thinking that Keith Murray and Mobb Deep are old school. Yeah man, remember back in fuckin' '95?? That shit was doooope!!!

Hot chicks with balding, badly dressed, rich dudes. Could you be a little more transparent and fake, bitch?

Waking up at 2:30 in the afternoon after a rough bender. DOH!

[kamenriderv3]

Originally posted by BooBoo-Kitty
Originally posted by jen_er_ator
having to go to the dentist for a cleaning when you haven't flossed since the last time you were there, which was a year ago. having to be honest about the no flossing sucks even more, because they know when you lie.

ugh, i hate when they do that shit during the cleaning! its like they're trying to garrote each of your teeth and then they're like "uh, do you floss?" and you gotta choke out "no" thru the blood and saliva.

and then they start with that picking thing! aaarrrrrrghhh!!!!! its all up near the roots of the toof and then they poke your gums and cut you bad and all they can say is "oops! sorry!". and they keep goin and scrape you up more! FUNK DAT YO! fuckin ease off that shit when you see me twitchin and squirmin in the seat beeyatch! i don't like tasting rubberglove and watching blood ooze out my mouth when i spit yo. that shit aint legit.

Yo you guyz need to do that sh*t at home. Flozz yo teeth in the baffroom. Make it bleed in the comfort and convenience of your home. If you flozz at least once a day then it doesn't get bloody at home or at the dentist.

Flozz was not made just the butt. <i>Dis message was brought to you by the Amelican Dentol Assholeciation</i>

[spanky]

Originally posted by Salami Swami
Those stickers with Calvin pissing. I'm sure the chicks can't get enough of that one.

If I wuz a chick, I'd be so torn between mullet-driven "light trucks" with stickers of Calvin pissing, Calvin giving me the finger, and the one with a rear-end shot of the girl bending over that I'd be like, Damn! I'll just get down with the tuna thang and let all this boy-ness pass me right on by!
If I wuz a guy (er, I am) I'd be like, "okay sis, um, can't say as I blame yaz."
And I'd like to add, "thanks me bruddahs fo fuckin up all our shit."

**everton sylvester voice from "got cash"** dumb...fucks

[jen_er_ator]

Forgetting to put toilet paper in the bathroom, so you're stuck with 3 squares and kleenex. thank goodness for kleenex in the bathroom.

having my period twice in one month, so now i have what could be the equivalent of diaper rash.

not knowing if i am going to get my new job or not because of uncertain discrepancies that could turn up on my background check and drug test.

the prospect of having to work at target for the sake of getting a job close to home after putting two weeks notice at current job (if cool new job falls through)

not having any money.

having everyone back out of going to fun and exciting amusement park, including yourself.

being a stupid smoker.

[RazeOner]

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
Bad day Jen?If it will make you feel better... I just got into a krazy fight with my boss.... think I'm gettin the ol' ax! Yah.... that's why I'm still on the boards.. gotta... make it.... last...

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by shawgirl74
Originally posted by jen_er_ator
having everyone back out of going to fun and exciting amusement park, including yourself.


oh no! i'm sorry jen!

don't sweat it shaw, i'm broke anyways...maybe some other time. i was the last to back out after my boyfriend was like, "do you really want to go? it's kinda expensive..."
duh. so i agreed.

-When someone steals the honda emblem off your car, especially when it's GOLD and not SILVER! Ghetto. Someone is probably wearing it around his neck right now!

-Running late for school and finding out the gas tank is empty.

-Laughing your head off and having someone ask you if you can still see through your eyes. My eyes are chinky, but not that chinky!

-Having your roomate hear you fart while you're sleeping and then trying to deny that you really don't fart that much. It's the veggie meat, I promise!

-Hanging out with friends who are indecisive. You ask them what they want to do and they reply, I dunno...what do you wanna do? And then someone else says, I dunno...what do you wanna do? Make a freaking decision!!! UGH,must be an asian curse.

[jardine]

Originally posted by yumi boody

-Hanging out with friends who are indecisive. You ask them what they want to do and they reply, I dunno...what do you wanna do? And then someone else says, I dunno...what do you wanna do? Make a freaking decision!!! UGH,must be an asian curse.

I hear you on that one. Not like I'm any better though. I'm always the one going "I dunno." So. Yeah.

Another thing that sucks is when you get an email from some lady at your university telling you that a class you signed up for is going to be cancelled until further notice, and the registrar has already dropped you from the class, how considerate. Then trying to find another class that you would want to take that actually fits into your schedule. Months and months after everyone has already registered. woo-hoo! That sucks for sure.

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by shawgirl74
-- stupid bitches
-- shitty drivers
-- stupid drivers
-- shitty bitches



bad day shaw???

[kamenriderv3]

Was she a stupid shitty bitchy driver?

[Ryan]

parking lot bitches are the worst....so was she hot?

[ironmonkey]

Originally posted by shawgirl74
this is nuts. i pulled into a parking space with a friend, and we were getting out of the car to go into a store when some dumb bitch runs into a shopping cart and sends it straight into my direction (meaning she almost launched that shit right into me)! i figured it was an accident and was going to let it go but she laughed!!! big mistake. anyway, this big old fight ensues (not physical). i told her i would shove the shopping cart straight up her bunghole and some other stuff and she cried... oh well...

ooohhhhh big mistake pissing off SHEvel Knivel, you shoulda went buck wild on her.

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by shawgirl74
this is nuts. i pulled into a parking space with a friend, and we were getting out of the car to go into a store when some dumb bitch runs into a shopping cart and sends it straight into my direction (meaning she almost launched that shit right into me)! i figured it was an accident and was going to let it go but she laughed!!! big mistake. anyway, this big old fight ensues (not physical). i told her i would shove the shopping cart straight up her bunghole and some other stuff and she cried... oh well...

making other girls cry is fun. way to go shaw!!!!

[jen_er_ator]

-not knowing what to do on your day off.
-not having any money to do anything on your day off.
-finding a hole in the shoulder seam of your favorite GR t-shirt.
-having to wait a whole week to order these cool shoes...
http://image.iturf.com/delias/current/prodimg/14417h.jpg (the tan ones)
-having to wait 2 more weeks to finally be done working at the hell hole credit union.
-the prospect of starting at a new job and the sickness that comes along with it.

oh,one more...not having your damn image show up when you post something.

[Ryan]

hehaheahe shaw when she started crying you shouldve slapped her straight across the face and said...if i hear but a whimper from you, i swear to god ill slam this shopping cart onto your face and then smiled

[BooBoo-Kitty]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm caged heat 1&2...... uh, i mean, uh, stupid people really suck yo!

[kamenriderv3]

I hate that. The youngsters who have little or no concept of how close they are to a beating. Then when you get serious they breakdown like a lemon from the used car lot. If their parents had taught them anything they would not be messing with other people in the first place.

[fmstlr]

Originally posted by kamenriderv3
I hate that. The youngsters who have little or no concept of how close they are to a beating. Then when you get serious they breakdown like a lemon from the used car lot. If their parents had taught them anything they would not be messing with other people in the first place.



Kamenriderv3, you sounded like an old cranky senior citizen.

{Dana Carvey's grumpy old man} Back in the old days.....

[falcor]

coming back from vacation sucks. bills, no food, dirty house, and no gr 22 yet!!! i don't want to be back, i don't want to work! goddammit! do you hear me? do you?!!

[jen_er_ator]

my little brother sucks. well, he's not so little anymore, but he still sucks!!!

i asked him earlier this week if he would go with me to buy my mom a birthday present, and he said yeah. i reminded him on friday, and he said ok. so when i asked him to go yesterday, he's all "i don't feel like it" YOU BASTARD!!!
we proceeded to get into a fight, and i told him he was an asshole for not getting up to go out for not even an hour to buy my mom a present, and then he told me i was always a bitch to everyone anyway, and i'm the asshole.
what a punk ass bitch. he doesn't even work!!! he has no job, and all he does is hang out with his friends, so interrupting his schedule therefore makes me an asshole.

sorry, just had to vent. anyone else have punk siblings they'd like to bitch about?

[falcor]

no, i love my bro. but i bet he bitches about me cause i'm always trying to get him out of the house to do stuff with me. we used to have one of those bathrooms that connected our rooms and he used to run naked and yelling into my room, do a little dance, and run out again. and then we had this fight over the toothpaste. and he kept putting little post-it notes that said 'giles's toothpaste' on it and i kept ripping them off. it finally escalated to the point where he was supergluing them on and i was locking him out of the bathroom. but that was when we were really little. he was a smartass and we would just yell at each other and then realize how stupid we sounded and then laugh at each other.

[Ryan]

heahehaea my bro is a punk definitely, but its cool with me..hes even a bigger bum than i am whose life LITERALLY revolves around the game Counter-Strike...he always bugs me to get off the comp so he can play but whatever, im just thankful that i have a job and therefore can actually make fun of me..he does the typical annoying brother type stuff like not do things hes told to, taking clothes THAT YOU JUST BOUGHT AND HAVENT EVEN REMOVED THE TAGS and wearing it and then losing it! oh crap i better stop before i want to punch something

[shagwerks]

I don't have a brother or sister... but i'd prolly hate them too if i did. I got a zillion step-brothers and step-sisters. The youngest of that bunch being about 40?

Mom always said it was because i was so great they didn't need another. But i think maybe they were just afraid of what might follow me up.

[Zaius]

you know what sucks? Seeing pictures of people you want to meet face to face having a great time at a party you couldn't go to!! Dang it, it almost makes me want to move to LA.....almost....

[etokle]

* The Unholy Comedy Triumvirate - Robin Williams, Whoopie Goldberg, & Billy Crystal
* Canned Asparagus
* The shit at the parking lot sales at Rockaway and Aaron's - anyone looking for Seed "Ling"? Better than Ezra?
* Cheerios
* Most people's photography
* My new haircut
* David Cronenberg
* Poodles
* Lemon candy in general
* Girls who try to fill their acne scars with foundation makeup
* My Girlfriend's obsolete G4 she just bought 5 months ago
* People who say "hump", "poop", or "weenie"
* Florida
* David Cronenberg

[kamenriderv3]

Originally posted by fmstlr
Originally posted by kamenriderv3
I hate that. The youngsters who have little or no concept of how close they are to a beating. Then when you get serious they breakdown like a lemon from the used car lot. If their parents had taught them anything they would not be messing with other people in the first place.



Kamenriderv3, you sounded like an old cranky senior citizen.

{Dana Carvey's grumpy old man} Back in the old days.....


I didn't even catch this until I went backwards on this thread. I wonder how many replies I get that I missed before.

fmstlr, what do you mean sound like? I am damn it. I am.

Now what did I do with that Depends underwear? Nurse!

[angrykitty]

car accidents suck.

and the stupid insurance company i'm trying to settle with sucks.

and my attorney sucks cause she's a lazy ass sleaze bag.

and the driver who made an illegal lane change into my lane and totaled my 97 tacoma sucks the most!

um...i can vent in this thread can't i? (nervously looking around)

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by etokle

* People who say "hump", "poop", or "weenie"


oh poop....i suck big time

[Ryan]

using the words young and nubile in the same sentence to describe a hot girl...even just nubile by itself makes me feel oh so dirty

[archonemis]

My shit got fucked up big time when, like a week ago, I went to The Wherehouse to see that girl I like and talked to her on her last day! Before moving back to Pensylvania!

I called it. Man, every time I'm into a girl there's some reason why we can't get together. I'm thinking about just becoming a hermit. At least I'll have my cat. Though I can't see him fulfilling any of my sexual desires.

Damn. I hate being me sometimes. She even used her employee discount on my DVDs.

[kamenriderv3]

Move to Pennsylvania. Maybe?

[ironmonkey]

how the sexiest girl on road rules(imo) is the bitchiest out of them all.

jisela is dope, psycho girl, but dope...

asian girl is wick-wick wack, wack, wack wa-wack wack, wicky wicky wicky wack.

[dstorberg]

humidity fogging up my glasses when I went outside

shaving after not shaving for 3 weeks

I think my wisdom teeth need to be pulled

Korey Stringer dying of heatstroke

[jen_er_ator]

waking up with your back all fucked up for no good goddamn reason

going to mcdonalds for the sole purpose of getting monopoly pieces and finding that they jipped you on your large drink.

being broke already and it's payday.

big monster zit on the forehead. yippee i love being me.

[jen_er_ator]

getting only two hours of sleep and then having to deal with the whiney girls at work while being confined to the little room known as the drive up for 8 fucking unbearable hours.

still broke as hell...hope i can make it for two weeks

fall semester lurking in the horizon

getting auto insurance renewal notice in the mail

having to buy embaressing stuff at the grocery store...thank goodness for self check out.

not having enough money to even see a matinee of rush hour 2 for at least two weeks.

[jen_er_ator]

yeah, so i just found out that all the rumors flying around about an old friend being dead is true. he was a short-term boyfriend in highschool, but he was friends with my boyfriend for a real long time and we heard that he died in a car accident almost a month ago and his mom finally called my boyfriend to tell him the memorial service would be in late august.

it's such a weird thing cuz we hardly ever saw him, he lived in california and was always traveling, and he just got married in '99 and had two kids. the thing is, i don't know how to feel. i'm sad, but kind of distint from the whole thing. ack.

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by shawgirl74




hey, i remember you telling me about this a few weeks ago... sorry to hear that it was true. that is a sad situation and especially with him having a new family and all. you are sad because you are compassionate. if you need anything catch me on im...

thanks shaw...you're so nice. everyone is so nice.
*blubber, blubber*

[jen_er_ator]

so many things that suck....

having yet another summer cold and sodas taste like ultimate shit...they just taste really flat and not bubbly and delicious like they usually do...

crying like a baby because i'm sick and tired of being sick.

the fact that i keep reaching for cigarettes and smoke em even though i'm sick and have a nasty yucky cough.

[fmstlr]

Originally posted by mewmew
> Going to sleep at 2 PM, having blood soaked dreams about the vietnam war and waking up at 3 AM with a headache.


I also had a Vietnam War dream last night. Could have been that movie I watched late last night, I think the name is 'flight of the intruder' with Willam Dafoe (sp?).

In my dream, I had to retrive some military secret document that was floating on the surf near a beach, but after I grab it, a troop of enemy soldiers started marching down the jetty next to me and I had to hold my breath and hid underwater until they passed. I was holding my breath until I was blue in the face and then I woke up in a cold sweat. It was really intense.

[archonemis]

Seeing an incapacitated, but still very alive bird and knowing that you have to kill it to put it out of it's misery.

Being one year closer to death.

[jardine]

extreme heat + high humidity = heat index of 110 = NAST.

having to pee all the time from all the water you're drinking so as to not die from the aforementioned heat

no AC or even an electric fan so having to make due with limp pieces of paper instead

overeating sucks too...and the feeling you get after you know you've eaten too much...

[jardine]

Originally posted by archonemis
Seeing an incapacitated, but still very alive bird and knowing that you have to kill it to put it out of it's misery.

Being one year closer to death.

oh yeah that reminds me--seeing someone's pet cat dead on the road is pretty horrid as well

[falcor]

Originally posted by archonemis
Seeing an incapacitated, but still very alive bird and knowing that you have to kill it to put it out of it's misery.

Being one year closer to death.

happy bday to you
you belong in the zoo
you look like a marmaset
and you smell like one tooooooo

[see_jen_run]

The first day back to school
Your boyfriend having mono
Mosquito bites
Realizing that everyone got a tan over the summer and is now nice and brown
Giggly girls with lots of blonde highlights that wear too much pink clothing

[jen_er_ator]

not being the only jen on the lounge anymore. yes, i am that petty.

having terrible coughs that sound like i have bronchitis, on top of not having any health insurance, on top of being too much of a weak dumb fuck to stop smoking.

not having enough balls or strength to tell everyone at work on my last day on the job to get the sand outta their vaginas.

stupid shits on the lounge.

My co-workers are always listening to Morning Musume, Puffy, Aiko, Ayumi Hamaseki, etc.

It all drives me mad!

[RazeOner]

B to the R to the O to the K to the E to the A to the S to the S to the R to the A to the Z to the E!

[Sleepy Introvert Ninja]

Hey Jen, if yous er wanna
helping me to getta rid of
the other Jen, I can...

I'll swkwimply make her an
offer she can't refuse...

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
not being the only jen on the lounge anymore. yes, i am that petty.

having terrible coughs that sound like i have bronchitis, on top of not having any health insurance, on top of being too much of a weak dumb fuck to stop smoking.

not having enough balls or strength to tell everyone at work on my last day on the job to get the sand outta their vaginas.

stupid shits on the lounge.

[shoegaze]

what sux is realizing you were laid off like over a year ago and your dumbass still has no new real job to speak of.. temp jobs suuuuuuucccckkkk!! realizing that even tho i have free time and money to carry me through the month instead of going out, living life, exploring, or finding a new job, meeting new people, or being creative, i stay in and catch up on the jeffersons, wonder years, 90210!! (argg), moesha, fresh prince, etc etc.. WTF!! i need work, and i'm not trying to migrate to the porn industry like every other former dot-comer.. altho, i prob could build quite an empire.. hmmm.. no. nevermind that!

other things that suck:
lending shit out and getting it back all fucked up, scratched cds, running out of soap or shampoo, having nothing to drink in the house, the commercialization of punk music, p-diddy's dancing, missing socks, missing favorite mix tapes, having to start over, the price of gas and movies, 14-yr old flash designers that kick my ass, missing bands that come to town, broken dishes, sprint pcs, my diet and health, having no money, finding a jumbo jack under your car seat and you don't know where it came from or how long it's been there, bad haircuts!!, running out of ink, computer problems, other stuff.. dustbusters.. i dunno..

[mAd oLe LiN]

houseflies
boring AIM convos
traffic
perverts
homework
dirty feet

FUCK. Kinda annoyed now. HAhahhHA.

I just named the obvious things that suck. Of the top of my head. Shit and BOYS. SUCK!!!

Have a lovely day now, folks.

[Captain Cactus]

Agreeing a week ago to rent a house in LA with a couple of people when all of the sudden...reality springs enlightenment...
why is it that I currently live alone? Oh, yeah. Because I have a low tolerance for long periods of human accompaniment. Shit...I suck. Guess I gotta break up this plan ASAP.

[jen_er_ator]

having to cut my dad's hair. why can't he just buy a haircut like normal people? i feel so bad, cuz now he looks goofy and keeps saying that he likes it and is going to pay me money. really dad, you shouldn't pay for that kind of shame.

when the nasty cough starts to break up. the flem, the nasal drip. yuck. someone end my misery, please!!!

whoppers w/cheese. i enjoy cheese as much as the next guy, but whoppers w/cheese are just so soggy. i'm going to be feeling the lactose intolerant pain anytime now.

i think i have heartburn too. damn this piece of crap machine that is my body!!!

[see_jen_run]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by jen_er_ator
[B]not being the only jen on the lounge anymore. yes, i am that petty.


lol aww...I feel kinda bad now. Really.

[see_jen_run]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by jen_er_ator
[B]not being the only jen on the lounge anymore. yes, i am that petty.


lol aww...I feel kinda bad now. Really. You can call me "Mustafa" if you like.

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
having to cut my dad's hair. why can't he just buy a haircut like normal people? i feel so bad, cuz now he looks goofy and keeps saying that he likes it and is going to pay me money. really dad, you shouldn't pay for that kind of shame.

when the nasty cough starts to break up. the flem, the nasal drip. yuck. someone end my misery, please!!!

whoppers w/cheese. i enjoy cheese as much as the next guy, but whoppers w/cheese are just so soggy. i'm going to be feeling the lactose intolerant pain anytime now.


Holy cow. I thought I was the only person that thought whoppers with cheese were not good. I love cheeseburgers but for some reason burger king just has bad soggy cheese.

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by see_jen_run
[QUOTE]Originally posted by jen_er_ator
[B]not being the only jen on the lounge anymore. yes, i am that petty.


lol aww...I feel kinda bad now. Really. You can call me "Mustafa" if you like.

calling you mustafa won't erase the truth now, will it? just run along. it's too late now. the damage has already been done.

mustafa. ha.

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by mewmew
Originally posted by jen_er_ator
having to cut my dad's hair. why can't he just buy a haircut like normal people? i feel so bad, cuz now he looks goofy and keeps saying that he likes it and is going to pay me money. really dad, you shouldn't pay for that kind of shame.

when the nasty cough starts to break up. the flem, the nasal drip. yuck. someone end my misery, please!!!

whoppers w/cheese. i enjoy cheese as much as the next guy, but whoppers w/cheese are just so soggy. i'm going to be feeling the lactose intolerant pain anytime now.


Holy cow. I thought I was the only person that thought whoppers with cheese were not good. I love cheeseburgers but for some reason burger king just has bad soggy cheese.

yeah, i was discussing this last night. whoppers w/cheese=nasty. cheeseburgers from bk=tolerable.
cheese on any mcdonalds hamburger=necessary.

[jardine]

Driving home in a thunderstorm and having all these FROGS jumping across the road in front of your car. That sucks. I don't want to kill frogs. There were so many. If only I could tell them to stop jumping for a second and let me pass in peace...RIP froggies... *sniff*

[Ryan]

Originally posted by jardine
Driving home in a thunderstorm and having all these FROGS jumping across the road in front of your car. That sucks. I don't want to kill frogs. There were so many. If only I could tell them to stop jumping for a second and let me pass in peace...RIP froggies... *sniff*
whoa wtf? this never happened to me..its usually biger animals like deer and ish..id probably be the one to stop and laugh at that madness, then again the cars behind me would be all vroom vroom squish squish

[jardine]

Originally posted by Ryan

whoa wtf? this never happened to me..its usually biger animals like deer and ish..id probably be the one to stop and laugh at that madness, then again the cars behind me would be all vroom vroom squish squish
It's the squishing that really gets to me. That's totally uncalled for. Squishing AND wet pavement together make the most horrid sounds. I've never had that happen to me before either! Although once I did have a deer run in front of my car, pass my car, then WALK BACK OUT...causing me to screech on the brakes and yell at the deer...silly deer in the headlights...at least there was no one behind me so we didn't *all* die...

[Ryan]

Originally posted by jardine
It's the squishing that really gets to me. That's totally uncalled for. Squishing AND wet pavement together make the most horrid sounds. I've never had that happen to me before either! Although once I did have a deer run in front of my car, pass my car, then WALK BACK OUT...causing me to screech on the brakes and yell at the deer...silly deer in the headlights...at least there was no one behind me so we didn't *all* die...
oh man deer are the best when you dont hit them..especially when u talk to them and they just stand there deciding if your salty enough to lick..one time i was walkin back to my dorm at like 3 in the morning and there was a deer just standing there in the middle of the parking lot..i said somethig like "i fukin hate finals" and he nodded in approval and ran away

[ironmonkey]

studio gangstas...

[fmstlr]

I got a paper cut in that soft area between my thumb and index finger. Boo Hoo Hoo....

Then at dinner, I spilled lemonade on my paper cut.

Whaaa arh aaarh.....

you can call me wussie boy now.

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by fmstlr
I got a paper cut in that soft area between my thumb and index finger. Boo Hoo Hoo....

Then at dinner, I spilled lemonade on my paper cut.

Whaaa arh aaarh.....

you can call me wussie boy now.

wussie boy...haaaahahahahaha

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by jardine
Driving home in a thunderstorm and having all these FROGS jumping across the road in front of your car. That sucks. I don't want to kill frogs. There were so many. If only I could tell them to stop jumping for a second and let me pass in peace...RIP froggies... *sniff*

man, that happened to me too....it happens alot in the summer when it rains, and i feel so bad for all the squished froggies. currently, there is a dried up squished froggy carcass in my driveway. it's pretty sick.

[jen_er_ator]

i'm on my second to last day off before i start my new job.

i have the new job jitters.

my best friend's new boyfriend looks like he's about a day past 15 years of age. talk about boyish charm man. i don't know how to tell her, and it just kept grossing me out everytime he leaned his head on her shoulder.

i keep having terrible internet dreams. why me? why???

[Sleepy Introvert Ninja]

I don't know if I have dreams of the
internet -or I just live them.

[BooBoo-Kitty]

i can't stress this enough: SHITPAINS!!!!

not being able to share a beautiful sunset on the coast because your woman was away.

people who act like they're too good. you're not, so go fuck yourselves.

living with my trashheap brother. i'm not too bad on my own, but neither he nor my roommate will take out the muthafuckin flybreeding trash that we got here, and i've done it the past 3 times. fuggit. i'm gonna let it sit and observe its abiogenentic properties.

when salespeople follow you around in a store and watch you like a vulture. its cool if a cute girl does it (just not around my girl, please!) but when its obvious that they suspect you to be of heinous and base character, then thats just wrong! (even though i am heinous and base).

highschool these days/the lame stuff that they're peddling to these kids. hilfiger? GAP? A&F? for fuck's sake! (i think i'm just being bitter on this one.)

having grease on the linoleum (its inexplicable) and walking round on it.

falling down in public.

[falcor]

my landlord who is selling this house and brought people over to see it today, only giving us one day notice to clean shit up and yet has the cajones to complain that bunny grand is stinky. i was giving him the finger and making faces at his back the whole time. i'm still seething.
my dream, in which my dad had an afro. he's chinese. so that kinda scared me. plus he has gray hair and his hair was all black. yikes.
that i can't afford my new toy.
ppl that owe me money!!

[Panthor]

-Not being able to sleep for days (and there aren't even drugs involved)

-MTV- for all the peddling of shitty music and shitty shows and shitty fashion and making high school aged kids little fucking sheep that think that they are punk rock because they like the fucking video to a new "punk" band even though they wear Nsync t-shirts while they rave about green day, or sum-41 or some other trl bandl. FUCK POSER ASSED KIDS!!! Where is headbangers ball, 120 min, alternative nation, agggggggggggggh FUCK!

[fmstlr]

Originally posted by Panthor
-Not being able to sleep for days (and there aren't even drugs involved)


start your own fight club.

[brucelai]

Hmmm....

Enjoying a pleasant sunny drive, with my windows down, enjoying the breeze, and then coming to a stop at a red light...and hearing that ominous THUMP ba ba ba THUMP ba ba ba...and some dude with his loud-ass music rolls up next to me/behind me. Roll up your windows man, I don't want to hear how cool you are because of your cool music.

Having to take a test, and you've really gotta take a dump. And everyone around you knows it 'cause they can hear it gurgling in your stomach. And the worst part is that the anxiety of the test triggers the nervous stomach..so the fear feeds on itself. One time this happened to me though, the teacher had to leave the class for some reason, so while he was gone, I took my test with me and did it while on the crapper. Everyone in the class knew I took the test with me to the crapper, but whatever...it was the last day of class, so I would never see these people again.

Waking up in the morning.
Not being able to sweat in hot and dry weather. I'm cursed with this... my mom has the same problem. I hate overheating.
"That time of the month"
"That not-so-fresh feeling"
People that say "We should do something sometime" and they totally flake on you
When the office turns into high school all over again
Not wearing your retainer for a long time then wearing it and getting sore teeth
Sore feet and legs from a long day
Burning the roof of my mouth then it starts to peel
My mom wearing a size smaller than me
When I have an overdrawn bank account because of automatic debits... and then the service charges
My laptop monitor at certain angles... I can't read the damn type on these boards sometimes.
I also agree that shit pains totally suck.

[hushbrownie]

-when my words come back to haunt me
-when i hvnt hv sex for such a long time about a month
-my boyfriend shout at me
-when i dunno why i'm here in this college
-when i dont know why i'm studying in this faculty
-boy bands
-stupid girls bands who try to cover the old songs up
-when the hicks dress stupid
-when someone dress up that doesnt suit her look
-when i didnt hv an orgasm
-when my mom is complaining
-when exam

[Ryan]

that new afroman song..fuk that mindless bull5hit..even if i was high id still think it sucked

[Ryan]

Originally posted by shawgirl74
ryan: what song is it? is it on the radio now?

yeah its called cause i got high

avoid it like the plague

[jen_er_ator]

what about that one shaniqua song??? good lord somebody either kill that guy or me. i'd rather you guys kill that guy.

[montyburnz]

things that suck in pop culture: Music/TV Advertising
directors turned Movie Directors.

Exhibit A: Michael Bay.
The offenses: The Rock, Con Air, Armaggeddon, & Pearl Harbor.
The Punishment: Only allowed to shoot the girls
on trampoline bit for The Man Show on Comedy Central.

Originally posted by montyburnz
things that suck in pop culture: Music/TV Advertising
directors turned Movie Directors.

Exhibit A: Michael Bay.


Michael Bay sucketh in his own right. No need to put him in a classification. Ugh.

[Mr. Whole Wheat]

i got my first speeding ticket today... that sucks.

[Asharak]

paying full price for a CD and then later seeing the same CD in a used bin for like $6.50

dickhead supermarket managers who act like they're somebody important when they're too full of themselves to realize they're really just losers working at a grocery store just like all the other employees that they intimidate

the laughter of small children (same with Moe Szyslak, it cuts through me like a dentist drill)

not owning a car

Belgians

Steely Dan

gutless movie critics who are too chickenshit to give bad reviews to overhyped, big-budget Hollywood movies that they know are patent garbage (case in point: Titanic)

the PMRC (never too late to slag them)

Tories

mimes

Nabisco (vile, union-busting, employee-abusing SCUM)

Al Gore's new beard (as if he didn't suck enough already)


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[Edited by Waco Jesus on 08-14-2001 at 12:03 AM]