whatever happened to the good ol' days . . . [Archive]

jen_er_ator

07-22-2001, 08:20 AM

maybe you should be questioning the ladies that roll out with dorkus maximus with the shiny shirt. i think that says alot about their *coughshittycough* taste.

personally, i like a man who knows how to move, and i wish all guys would think that dancing like fred astaire is cool. my man can't dance for shit, so i don't force him. he doesn't wear tight shiny shirts either, thank god.

5.92

07-22-2001, 08:23 AM

I can do the default soul train 2 step and various 80's and early 90's dance moves. I stopped doing the running man when VAnilla Ice came out though.

ironmonkey

07-22-2001, 08:36 AM

i think its a combination of money, your ride and status. a guy with one of these things can get fly chicks, but a dood with all three will get the flyest chicks all the while being the biggest dick and/or herb. this is the one downfall of the bay, many beautiful ladies, but alot of them are materialistic and fall for the rick rocket riders with a little c.r.e.a.m.

money, ride, status:

i possess NONE of these...

(but im a great dancer haha)

archonemis

07-22-2001, 08:48 AM

Well, I finally got the ride part down. I have no job as of yet, but I'll be getting one at a bar relatively soon so I will then be able to fix up my car so that I have a 'fly azz ride, fOO'. It'll be heavily modified, which is what the ladies like (or so I hear from this Vietnamese dude that dons a mullet and looks rather androgenuos).

I have no idea what this status thing is. If by status you mean I have a somewhat special name on an on-line board that represents a community of people I'd consider far away friends, but the name is only special to the people on said board then, yes, I guess I have a little status. But other than that I'm a dork and a half. Wait, I this this status I just spoke of is rather dorky in and of itself.

It's okay. I'll be cool when my decoder ring comes.

ironmonkey

07-22-2001, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by archonemis
Well, I finally got the ride part down. I have no job as of yet, but I'll be getting one at a bar relatively soon so I will then be able to fix up my car so that I have a 'fly azz ride, fOO'. It'll be heavily modified, which is what the ladies like (or so I hear from this Vietnamese dude that dons a mullet and looks rather androgenuos).

I have no idea what this status thing is. If by status you mean I have a somewhat special name on an on-line board that represents a community of people I'd consider far away friends, but the name is only special to the people on said board then, yes, I guess I have a little status. But other than that I'm a dork and a half. Wait, I this this status I just spoke of is rather dorky in and of itself.

It's okay. I'll be cool when my decoder ring comes.

haha i guess what i mean is like being seen with a alot of people, you know having a "crew" or "posse" or whatever you wanna call it(i prefer "angry mob"). cause when the material girls see that, they think "hey if it doesnt work out with one of them, i can always date their friend who ALSO has a rice rocket."

but im not worried about you arch, your on your way my man. you got the ride, pretty soon youll have the cash, and for status if you dont have an angry mob behind you tell girls youre apart of the robot lounger crew and watch em line up! that or find another crew walking around and follow a few steps behind them where ever they go and pretend your with em.

archonemis

07-22-2001, 09:22 AM

I have an 'angry mob' (I like that term too), but I'm the only one with a car (yes, it's a damned rice rocket, but it's a fun rice rocket). I wonder how that rates.

I think the dopest thing would be to hire really cute/sexy people to hang around you and just make intelligent sounding small talk. Then the superficial honeys would be all over me and I could get used and taken for granted by a really hot, but ditsy girl with poor taste and a hot body that has no job prospects and needs a sugar daddy to support her. I'll be so cool.

Kid A "Who's that guy three steps behind us?"

Kid B "The dork in the aloha shirt?"

Kid A "Yeah, he keeps nodding his head whenever I say something."

Kid B "Let's beat him up."

Kid A "Agreed."

S•Sly

07-22-2001, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by Sleepy Introvert Ninja
I have no money,
My ride consists of my two feet,
I have no status, I am loner looser boy,

hmm I don't dance
and I'm not good with people,

so... haha

That sounds exactly like me. Except that I have two friends. Maybe we should make you a teensy bit more extroverted..

ARCH> I'm sure once you modify your car the ladies will be comin' on to ya non-stop Arch. Add a sticker that says "Got Rice?", put a few Japanese anime characters on your dash, add a little black light bar that lights up in-sync with the bass sound, and add an antenna to your rear window that doesn't work, and you're all set!

fre

07-22-2001, 02:11 PM

fmstlr

07-22-2001, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by S•Sly
Originally posted by Sleepy Introvert Ninja
I have no money,
My ride consists of my two feet,
I have no status, I am loner looser boy,

hmm I don't dance
and I'm not good with people,

so... haha

That sounds exactly like me. Except that I have two friends. Maybe we should make you a teensy bit more extroverted..

don't feel bad, be proud that you live in excellent cities (Vancouver & HK, right?) with well established public transportations. We are the one who are the assholes, polluting the air and using up the oil, spending more money and time on our rice-rides than is good for us.

S•Sly

07-22-2001, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by fmstlr
[QUOTE]

don't feel bad, be proud that you live in excellent cities (Vancouver & HK, right?) with well established public transportations. We are the one who are the assholes, polluting the air and using up the oil, spending more money and time on our rice-rides than is good for us.

Your memory is impressive fmstlr. (You have no vowels in your name! You're trying to trick my tongue!)

Yes, I am from Vancouver. Unfortunately, our public transportation system is majorly fucked up right now. The transit people have been on strike for ...hmmmm..... 110 days now? So we've had no buses for over 3 months now. It sucks big time. The head of city council who's supposed to take care of issues on transit is a senile prick. If I still have the newspaper around I'll post up the article on him. It's crazy. He called transit using people scummy, poor, and dirty.

kamenriderv3

07-23-2001, 12:23 AM

Tell them to end the strike by the end of summer. I might make a trip up there when I'm in Seattle. Thanks.

Ryan

07-23-2001, 05:41 AM

this girl i know and i are infamous at my occasional house parties at my off campus house..collectively we are known as the "goofy dancers" mainly cuz we purposely dance like fools to whatever is playing at the party which is usually hip-hop, regardless people notice, especially the girls..one time we had a battle while Jay-Z's Hustler song or whatever was playing .. big circle and everything..all the girls were gooin awwwwwee heheh
regardless of how you get their attention, its all good as long as you get it
i think the key is too leave pretentiousness and selfconsiousness at the door, enjoy yourself and itll rub off

invictus

07-23-2001, 06:00 AM

Boys are dumb. Quit being weird. All you guys ever do here is talk about how you can't get chicks.

Major turn off #1: a guy who constantly talks about how no girls like him.

invictus

07-23-2001, 06:08 AM

i think the key is too leave pretentiousness and selfconsiousness at the door, enjoy yourself and itll rub off [/B]

Finally! Some good advice! Listen to Ryan, kids, he speaks the truth.

SweetArse

07-23-2001, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by angrykitty
i got this from the movie "tao of steve" (see it, it is good) and I haven't tried it but it makes a lot of sense,

3 steps to get the ladies,
[Edited by angrykitty on 07-23-2001 at 02:31 AM]

Ah yes. Great movie.
1. be lust-less
2. be excellent
3. retreat, retreat, retreat!

Retreat is the most important. People always want what they can't have.

RazeOner

07-23-2001, 12:23 PM

[/B][/QUOTE]20 YEARS FROM NOW.... THESE WILL SEEM LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS!

kamenriderv3

07-23-2001, 01:04 PM

invictus

07-23-2001, 01:14 PM

No way, I'd take that over some whiny bastard any day. At least he would amuse me, and there would be the chance that he would be good in the sack....

ironmonkey

07-23-2001, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by kamenriderv3
Originally posted by invictus
Boys are dumb. Quit being weird. All you guys ever do here is talk about how you can't get chicks.

Major turn off #1: a guy who constantly talks about how no girls like him.

No that's number 2. The number one turn off is the guy who constantly talks about how all the hot girls like him.

LOL.

"you bitches wanna fuck me when you smell my underarms..."-ol dirty bastard

kamenriderv3

07-23-2001, 02:12 PM

So that obnoxious guy with the gold chains, shiny shirt, hairy back, bad breath, mullet cut has a good chance over the whiny asian guy? ;-]

jen_er_ator

07-23-2001, 02:27 PM

i would say that both no.1 and no.2 are turn offs. i can't stand guys that are pretentious and too into themselves, and guys that whine about how no girls like them, well excessiveness of anything is a turn off. guys who think that all the chics are into him is one thing, gloating about it is another. i bet the guy who says that he gets all the chics is a horrible lover, and only says this just to make up for the limp pencil he's got in his pants.

archonemis

07-23-2001, 09:48 PM

Actually I'm trying to be modest. I do find that I attract many girls, but typically they are the ones to whom I'm not attracted, so I don't count them. In fact I've had to turn quite a few girls down - it's a wierd position in which to be, but I find that this is where I spend most of my time with girls. My standards are too high.

S*Sly> it's strange having a 'rice rocket'. I liked this car when I was ifrst into cars; before I even knew that people were 'tricking them out' and whatnot. Now that I have a Civic people tell me that I'm a typical boy racer and I should get a sticker that says 'Powered by Honda' on the window to complete the cliche. Even still I can't help but be proud of this car. It's fucking dope and the midrange is rather nice for four cylinder.

Either way, I think this car will help lure the chicks, but my idea of chicks and everyone elses idea of chicks (including those of the opposite sex) are vastly different.

archonemis

07-23-2001, 09:51 PM

Oh yeah, and I'll be humble and self depreciating if I want! It's my right as an American to do and say that I'm a dork and that I can't get chicks! In fact I'm a chick magnet! I just happen to be the wrong polarity.

Perhaps I will get a chick someday. Perhaps I will be a sugar daddy.

ninjaKid

07-23-2001, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by invictus
Boys are dumb. Quit being weird. All you guys ever do here is talk about how you can't get chicks.

Major turn off #1: a guy who constantly talks about how no girls like him.

damn . . . i guess i killed my chances by postin this thread in the first place! i take it back! i get all the girls! no, wait . . . that's too cocky . . . i get an average amount of girls! no, wait . . . i don't need girls at all! but i'm heterosexual! come, try and unlock the mystery that is me.

i really don't think there is any magical way or method to getting girls (or guys, ladiez) . . .

maybe voodoo? yeah.

or mind-reading. nah, that'd be too easy. and perhaps scary. i can see it now . . . read the cafeteria lady's mind "boy i'd like to serve myself up some of THAT" . . . urgggh!

tiger roar

07-24-2001, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by ninjaKid
. . . when the guys who could dance got all the girls?

i wasn't that guy then, but i can cut a decent rug now . . . yet mr. tight shiny shirt always rolls out with the ladiez that i desire! he dances like a herb! why is that? ladiez?

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i'm all about boys with moves. (and style!)
i blush and get all giggly and run away.

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S•Sly

07-24-2001, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by kamenriderv3
Tell them to end the strike by the end of summer. I might make a trip up there when I'm in Seattle. Thanks.

I'll try my best. Would that mean that you're gonna take a bus up here from Seattle if you come?

kamenriderv3

07-25-2001, 12:01 AM

Originally posted by S•Sly

I'll try my best. Would that mean that you're gonna take a bus up here from Seattle if you come?

My cousin and I will probably drive up there. But we might catch the rail to get around town. Maybe go to Metrotown again.

tiger roar

07-25-2001, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by angrykitty
Originally posted by tiger roar
Originally posted by ninjaKid
. . . when the guys who could dance got all the girls?

i wasn't that guy then, but i can cut a decent rug now . . . yet mr. tight shiny shirt always rolls out with the ladiez that i desire! he dances like a herb! why is that? ladiez?

-ad

i'm all about boys with moves. (and style!)
i blush and get all giggly and run away.

and you wonder why guys act weird?

no i don't.
i know why boys act weird.
thank you.
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invictus

07-25-2001, 07:24 AM

Originally posted by kamenriderv3
So that obnoxious guy with the gold chains, shiny shirt, hairy back, bad breath, mullet cut has a good chance over the whiny asian guy? ;-]

Uh, no. Nobody said anything about hairy backs, bad breath, excessive jewelry or mullets being acceptable. My point was that I'd rather hang out with a guy who might be too self-confident than some chump who throws big pity parties for himself in an attempt to get some pity-sex.

invictus

07-25-2001, 07:32 AM

i really don't think there is any magical way or method to getting girls (or guys, ladiez) . . .

[/B]

I'm just giving you my two cents as a chick. I've had lots of dumb boys be all pathetic and whiny about how they can't get girls to like them, and use all that garbage to try to hit on me. It's horrible, and oh so pathetic. I'm attracted to boys that are self-confident, and who don't seem to be looking, hungrily for some kind of relationship to fulfill them. I've been in those relationships before and they suck the life right out of you. And sexually, I can't be attracted to someone like that.

S•Sly

07-25-2001, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by kamenriderv3

My cousin and I will probably drive up there. But we might catch the rail to get around town. Maybe go to Metrotown again.

Oh I see. The rail (or as we call it, the SkyTrain) is the only transit operating so you'll still be able to ride it down to Metrotown.

Is it gonna be just a day trip? If you come down within the next two weeks you could check out the international fireworks competition we have every summer.

kamenriderv3

07-25-2001, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by S•Sly
Oh I see. The rail (or as we call it, the SkyTrain) is the only transit operating so you'll still be able to ride it down to Metrotown.

Is it gonna be just a day trip? If you come down within the next two weeks you could check out the international fireworks competition we have every summer.

SkyTrain is still on? Good. You can tell the strikers to take as long as they want then. ;-]

This will be in September so I'll miss out on the fireworks fun. I'm not sure how long the trip will be. Maybe a couple days of playing tourist. I might do some shopping if I'm in the mood for it.

empanadamn

07-25-2001, 01:43 PM

like girls keep coming back to the dudes that treat them like shit. so maybe throw that into rotation. or act like "you don't love them hoez." i'm out the door...

also, for the dancers, never let them see you (profusely) sweat. that's a killer diller, brah.

peace to mc hammer (not "hammer").
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jen_er_ator

07-25-2001, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by empanadamn

like girls keep coming back to the dudes that treat them like shit. so maybe throw that into rotation. or act like "you don't love them hoez." i'm out the door...

also, for the dancers, never let them see you (profusely) sweat. that's a killer diller, brah.

peace to mc hammer (not "hammer").

hahahaha!!!! pumps in the bump is all i have to say.
ewwww, images of that g-string he wore with the banana in the front of it in that video still haunts me to this day.

S•Sly

07-25-2001, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by kamenriderv3

SkyTrain is still on? Good. You can tell the strikers to take as long as they want then. ;-]

This will be in September so I'll miss out on the fireworks fun. I'm not sure how long the trip will be. Maybe a couple days of playing tourist. I might do some shopping if I'm in the mood for it.

Maybe if I'm free at that time we can hook up and roam the asian malls or something. We'll buy up all the dry herbs and tiger balm.

07-26-2001, 03:22 PM

The dudes with Shiny shirts are a bad bad scene, b/c it's rooted in the dudes with f*cked up confidence that suck. Stalker dudes at clubs that just sit there and stare and follow. Or the ones that actually approach and don't quit. I'm not trying to be some pseudo-Mariah snob (god forbid), I'm just saying that the fabrication of folks at a club is strange. Bring on some one real who are not about fronting. And Ladies, for cryin' out loud, please be self respecting, I don't want to see you dancin for boys with your short skirts on, that's not what it's about. But then again, what should I expect . . . from a club. Remember the good ol' days when people used to dance for fun and b/c the music moved them?

falcor

07-26-2001, 03:37 PM

i dunno what kind of girls you're scoping. the ride, the money, the status, those don't mean shit.
my bf has 5 brothers and a sister so he had no ride. he used to pick me up in a homemade jeep (this was in the philippines). when he got here he had $200 in his pocket and no place to stay. but he makes me laugh and is an excellent dancer and i love him to bits. am i grossing you out? good.
the good girls turn up when you're not looking for them.

kamenriderv3

07-27-2001, 01:40 AM

Originally posted by S•Sly

Maybe if I'm free at that time we can hook up and roam the asian malls or something. We'll buy up all the dry herbs and tiger balm.

That sounds cool. But what is an Asian mall?

Don't mess with the herbalists. They might bust out the crane and snake style and send me back running over the border. I haven't built up enough chi kung to do battle with the masters.

falcor

07-27-2001, 09:29 AM

whoa. sr. robot and already flaunting status. most threads tend to go off on tangents...you should know that.

Ryan

07-27-2001, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by falcor
whoa. sr. robot and already flaunting status. most threads tend to go off on tangents...you should know that.
*snicker* dont listen to her..shes a dorkus gigantus

falcor

07-27-2001, 11:52 AM

Originally posted by Ryan
*snicker* dont listen to her..shes a dorkus gigantus

sige ka. sasapakin kita dyan.

kekekekeke!

Zaius

07-27-2001, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by angrykitty
hahaha, i was just teasing. kamenridery3 can say anything whenever she wants. she is one amusing robot. in fact i think your all amusing robots.

wait....kamenriderv3 is a girl?!?

falcor

07-27-2001, 12:07 PM

no. and i'm not a guy either. i can't count how many people have thought that.

falcor

07-28-2001, 07:32 AM

who? what?! you're confusing me too!

ok. kamenrider is a guy. i am a girl. that's what i meant :P

5.92

07-28-2001, 09:29 AM

Falcor, I didnt know you were a girl???
hahahahaha
Youre a girl too shawGIRL???
holy shit....

jen_er_ator

07-28-2001, 09:33 AM

me too!!! me too!!!!

fmstlr

07-28-2001, 12:34 PM

Me three!! -N-O-T-.

But I'm a lumberjack, though.

BooBoo-Kitty

07-28-2001, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
Originally posted by empanadamn

like girls keep coming back to the dudes that treat them like shit. so maybe throw that into rotation. or act like "you don't love them hoez." i'm out the door...

also, for the dancers, never let them see you (profusely) sweat. that's a killer diller, brah.

peace to mc hammer (not "hammer").

hahahaha!!!! pumps in the bump is all i have to say.
ewwww, images of that g-string he wore with the banana in the front of it in that video still haunts me to this day.

alllllll that we waaaaaaant
fo the rest of our life
is a girl thick and tight

ladies!

then allayall ladies sing

alllllll that we waaaaaaant
is a man who is right
who can hit it all night

HE GOTTA PUMP THE BUMP!

on a more germaine tip, wanking is fun for no one. just sac up. go big or go home! and i'm one of the fellaz, if there be any question.

oh, and one more thing: 700club muthafuckaz!!!

kamenriderv3

07-28-2001, 01:02 PM

Err. Hmmm. I'll be right back.

<font size=1><i>Adams apple? CHECK!

Twig and berries? CHECK!</i></font>

Okay. I'm back. Yup I'm still a guy. I don't mind the sexual misidentification but hey get the alias right. Its kamenriderv3 and not kamenridery3!! ;-]

[Edited by kamenriderv3 on 07-28-2001 at 02:06 PM]

S•Sly

07-28-2001, 11:56 PM

Originally posted by kamenriderv3
[QUOTE]
That sounds cool. But what is an Asian mall?

Don't mess with the herbalists. They might bust out the crane and snake style and send me back running over the border. I haven't built up enough chi kung to do battle with the masters.

I meant those malls that you've seen in Richmond. Or plazas. Whatever. What exactly is the difference between a plaza and a mall?

I'm not sure if they'll still have it in the fall, but there's also the Chinese Night Market you can check out in Richmond too. It's just a bunch of vendors that sell T-shirts for $5 and pirated CD's, but who knows, you might find a great deal on Hello Catty pajamas for your loved one. There's a night market in chinatown too, but that market has dwindled into nothing now. It sucks. The Richmond one is a lot better and it's only 2 years old.

And for lunch you can wear your shiniest shirt and go to this cool ramen shop in downtown. It's the only place in vancouver that actually tastes like Japanese ramen.

Sushi-Sly: Male
Number of shiny shirts: 0

kamenriderv3

07-29-2001, 04:18 AM

Sounds like Richmond is turning into a Little Hong Kong with the night market and pirated goods. I heard the Vancouver Chinatown used to be a busy place a long time ago. I don't have any shiny shirts so I won't be styling like the fashionable guys at the ramen shop.

falcor

07-29-2001, 08:24 AM

no shit. my cousins live in richmond. mother unit is trying to get me to make the trip up to bc this xmas but i don't want to because that'll mean having to spend time with my christian-pusher aunt.

S•Sly

07-29-2001, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by kamenriderv3
Sounds like Richmond is turning into a Little Hong Kong with the night market and pirated goods. I heard the Vancouver Chinatown used to be a busy place a long time ago. I don't have any shiny shirts so I won't be styling like the fashionable guys at the ramen shop.

Yah, Richmond is a Little Hong Kong. The locals call it Hongerland or Hongerville. And you are correct about the Vancouver Chinatown. It's still busy I guess, but it's not the same as before. Probably cuz the place is so run down, and there is no parking anywhere. The Chinatown night market used to be 2 blocks long, but since last year they cut it down to one cheesy little block.

Oh, and I was kidding about the shiny shirts! I just thought that I'd throw in the words 'shiny shirts' so AngryKitty wouldn't be so angry at us.

Mother unit? hahahah I like that term! Well, if you do decide to come up here for X-mas Falcor, I'll have a lovely fruit cake waiting for you.

falcor

07-29-2001, 02:31 PM

now i know a thing or two about a thing or two. and i know for a fact that there are only 12 fruit cakes in circulation in the whole world. and you're not supposed to eat them, you're supposed to keep them in circulation - i think this has gone on for centuries. so next time you get a fruit cake, feel blessed. cause you're holding a little piece of history right there.

hahahaha.

spoke to the mother unit today and almost exploded. only she has the power to do that.

ninjaKid

07-29-2001, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
me too!!! me too!!!!

now i didn't want to bust out my inside information, but i have pictures of jen, falcor and shawgirl and i have to tell you guys . . . they're all 40-year-old overweight men with sweaty palms who like to masquerade online. yeah, those websites? fake. i have a stock photography CD with all those images on it, that's what tipped me off. sorry . . .

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S•Sly

07-29-2001, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by falcor
now i know a thing or two about a thing or two. and i know for a fact that there are only 12 fruit cakes in circulation in the whole world. and you're not supposed to eat them, you're supposed to keep them in circulation - i think this has gone on for centuries. so next time you get a fruit cake, feel blessed. cause you're holding a little piece of history right there.

hahahaha.

spoke to the mother unit today and almost exploded. only she has the power to do that.

You better make that 11 fruit cakes in circulation. I ate one when I was a kid. I thought it was some cool cake filled with pieces of gummies or jello... I was sooo wrong.

Falcor, you should copywrite the term 'mother unit'. It's great! It made me laugh again!

AngryKitty> You have no shiny shirts..but your pants are mighty reflective...

S•Sly

07-29-2001, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by angrykitty
[QUOTE]

i think the coneheads coined the phrase "mother unit".

and kitties don't wear pants! :P

I hope you've got shorts on then! hahaha

You can't be dancin' with your equipment swinging everywhere.

falcor

07-29-2001, 09:27 PM

coneheads? i dunno. my mom's an alien. she's a nerdy derdy from the planet square.

Tetsuo Shima

07-30-2001, 11:30 AM

C'mon motherfucker! Lift up those hind legs! Shazam! Oh yeah...[shiver] Time for a smoke.

Ricky

05-28-2002, 07:14 AM

I think its the crowd of the party too. I never get any play at asian professional parties, and guido parties, the chicks at dems parties dont appreciate my eviromental concerns(no car, just a unlimited ride bus pass), fashion tastes(no chess king, banana republic, no kenneth cole), sense of humour(bukake and fisting, dick, poop, gay jokes). Oh yeah people at asian parties dance like they have 12 inches of poop still coming out. People at guido parties dance like they're taking a class at Tiger Schulmanns.