What does your boner sound like?

[lakebottom]

*Sher-loop!

doonk!!

[Robocon^^]

the sound of a phonebook tearing.

[utinni2]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[macphisto]

like birds chirping.

[shawgirl74]

sproing

schwap!

[joetron2030]

BLAH-DOW!!

[YelloKitty]

my boner plays "grindin,'" polyphonic ringtone styles.

[Killjoy]

it has a british accent

[ironmonqui]

*Schwiingg!!*

::thrust!!::

[key_loser]

Originally posted by Robocon^^
the sound of a phonebook tearing.


this is the best possible answer

Someone please explain the tearing phonebook answer to me, please.

[key_loser]

I don't think there's really an explanation, except that it takes great strength to tear a phone book.

Ah. Super Boner.

[shawgirl74]

i've got a roll of dimes in my pocket waiting to explode! the ladies can't get enough of my crotchrocket!

[Robocon^^]

...I was imagining the amplified sound of blood rushing in to fill the spongy tissue and my first association was the sound of a phone book being torn in half. Kind of a violent low rumble that accelerates at the end. I dunno, it doesn't really make any sense when you stop to think about it.

You know its one of those things that sound alike, like bacon frying when it's really rolling and rain falling outside heavily into puddles.

Dimes?!

Yeah, robocon, it makes sense.

[shawgirl74]

it was supposed to be funny. lounge=2 shawgirl=0

you have to take the thickness of the dime wrapper into account.

that should add another .005" to the girth.

This is why I said "Dimes?!"

[shawgirl74]

haha, you were amazed by my girth

Well, for a girl, if you've got dime-action goin' on, that's saying something. I don't know what it's saying, but it's something.

[sanjay]

http://wavcentral.com/cgi-bin/log/log.cgi?id=1388&sound=http://65.24.81.11/sounds/FX/Applause.mp3

;)

[key_loser]

I think I'll go with "cha-ching!"


I didn't read the thread, so somebody else may have posted this already

OH MY GOD!!!!

[shawgirl74]

word association: bib fortuna

http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/bibfortuna/img/movie_sm.jpg

[slave_one]

what a funny-ass thread...lol

bo-boing bo-boinnngggg

[fmstlr]

http://www.dvdpascher.net/screen/logo/logo_thx_leraid8a.jpg

Disclaimer: my boner is not a property of Lucas Production.

[beanie]

shasha

[kamenriderv3]

*descending whistle* :'[

[liquid mass]

No boner sounds lately, but my penis has been snoring a lot.

[ninjaKid]

remember the old Playstation startup sound? i know that you do. that's my boner.

in case you don't:

http://www.tengokuonline.com/psx.mp3

[jsoy]

you know when sonic the hedgehog gets it's bubble sheild 'BWONG!!!'...that's mine..very futuristic...

[golivar]

Originally posted by randall fairbrook
http://www.bangedup.com/archives/dscrfdsHUGEIam.jpg

"i got that good dick girl, you did'n know?"

yo that's totally fake

[BrotherV2.0]

I'm forced induction turbo style.

Blow me! (http://www.sunamiturbo.com/sunami.wav)

[fmstlr]

Originally posted by BrotherV2.0
I'm forced induction turbo style.

Blow me! (http://www.sunamiturbo.com/sunami.wav)

that sounded like a little gerbil got run over by a car.

[stinky]

*dong*

[Salami Swami]

My shit sounds just like Black Rob LIKE WHOA!

[ironmonqui]

sanjay Should have posted
http://65.24.81.11/sounds/FX/Applause.mp3

;) :rolleyes:

[unhip]

mine sounds like Prince.

[Jack]

The sound from the old Six Million Dollar Man TV show, whenever he did something Six-Million-Dollar-Man-y and it would go duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh

also, it had a big thing appear on screen like in the old Batman TV show and it says SHWING!

[Final Boss]

POW!

[lakeside resort]

sha-boi-oi-oing

[CaptainPajamaShark]

Fwaaaaap!

[randall fairbrook]

meh