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lakebottom
03-23-2004, 11:26 AM
*Sher-loop!

03-23-2004, 11:29 AM
doonk!!

Robocon^^
03-23-2004, 11:31 AM
the sound of a phonebook tearing.

utinni2
03-23-2004, 11:34 AM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

macphisto
03-23-2004, 11:36 AM
like birds chirping.

shawgirl74
03-23-2004, 11:52 AM
sproing

03-23-2004, 11:53 AM
schwap!

joetron2030
03-23-2004, 11:53 AM
BLAH-DOW!!

YelloKitty
03-23-2004, 11:55 AM
my boner plays "grindin,'" polyphonic ringtone styles.

Killjoy
03-23-2004, 11:58 AM
it has a british accent

ironmonqui
03-23-2004, 12:03 PM
*Schwiingg!!*

::thrust!!::

key_loser
03-23-2004, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by Robocon^^
the sound of a phonebook tearing.


this is the best possible answer

03-23-2004, 12:32 PM
Someone please explain the tearing phonebook answer to me, please.

key_loser
03-23-2004, 12:33 PM
I don't think there's really an explanation, except that it takes great strength to tear a phone book.

03-23-2004, 12:34 PM
Ah. Super Boner.

shawgirl74
03-23-2004, 12:42 PM
i've got a roll of dimes in my pocket waiting to explode! the ladies can't get enough of my crotchrocket!

Robocon^^
03-23-2004, 12:52 PM
...I was imagining the amplified sound of blood rushing in to fill the spongy tissue and my first association was the sound of a phone book being torn in half. Kind of a violent low rumble that accelerates at the end. I dunno, it doesn't really make any sense when you stop to think about it.

You know its one of those things that sound alike, like bacon frying when it's really rolling and rain falling outside heavily into puddles.

03-23-2004, 12:52 PM
Dimes?!

Yeah, robocon, it makes sense.

shawgirl74
03-23-2004, 01:00 PM
it was supposed to be funny. lounge=2 shawgirl=0

03-23-2004, 01:02 PM
you have to take the thickness of the dime wrapper into account.

that should add another .005" to the girth.

03-23-2004, 01:14 PM
This is why I said "Dimes?!"

shawgirl74
03-23-2004, 01:22 PM
haha, you were amazed by my girth

03-23-2004, 01:28 PM
Well, for a girl, if you've got dime-action goin' on, that's saying something. I don't know what it's saying, but it's something.

sanjay
03-23-2004, 01:29 PM
http://wavcentral.com/cgi-bin/log/log.cgi?id=1388&sound=http://65.24.81.11/sounds/FX/Applause.mp3

;)

key_loser
03-23-2004, 01:31 PM
I think I'll go with "cha-ching!"


I didn't read the thread, so somebody else may have posted this already

03-23-2004, 02:15 PM
OH MY GOD!!!!

shawgirl74
03-23-2004, 02:16 PM
word association: bib fortuna

http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/bibfortuna/img/movie_sm.jpg

slave_one
03-23-2004, 02:32 PM
what a funny-ass thread...lol

bo-boing bo-boinnngggg

fmstlr
03-23-2004, 04:57 PM
http://www.dvdpascher.net/screen/logo/logo_thx_leraid8a.jpg

Disclaimer: my boner is not a property of Lucas Production.

beanie
03-23-2004, 05:01 PM
shasha

kamenriderv3
03-23-2004, 05:03 PM
*descending whistle* :'[

liquid mass
03-23-2004, 05:03 PM
No boner sounds lately, but my penis has been snoring a lot.

ninjaKid
03-23-2004, 05:56 PM
remember the old Playstation startup sound? i know that you do. that's my boner.

in case you don't:

http://www.tengokuonline.com/psx.mp3

jsoy
03-23-2004, 06:11 PM
you know when sonic the hedgehog gets it's bubble sheild 'BWONG!!!'...that's mine..very futuristic...

golivar
03-23-2004, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by randall fairbrook
http://www.bangedup.com/archives/dscrfdsHUGEIam.jpg

"i got that good dick girl, you did'n know?"

yo that's totally fake

BrotherV2.0
03-23-2004, 07:39 PM
I'm forced induction turbo style.

Blow me! (http://www.sunamiturbo.com/sunami.wav)

fmstlr
03-23-2004, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by BrotherV2.0
I'm forced induction turbo style.

Blow me! (http://www.sunamiturbo.com/sunami.wav)

that sounded like a little gerbil got run over by a car.

stinky
03-23-2004, 08:52 PM
*dong*

Salami Swami
03-24-2004, 12:03 AM
My shit sounds just like Black Rob LIKE WHOA!

ironmonqui
03-24-2004, 12:15 PM
sanjay Should have posted
http://65.24.81.11/sounds/FX/Applause.mp3

;) :rolleyes:

unhip
03-24-2004, 12:42 PM
mine sounds like Prince.

Jack
03-24-2004, 12:56 PM
The sound from the old Six Million Dollar Man TV show, whenever he did something Six-Million-Dollar-Man-y and it would go duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh

also, it had a big thing appear on screen like in the old Batman TV show and it says SHWING!

Final Boss
03-24-2004, 05:00 PM
POW!

lakeside resort
09-09-2005, 06:38 PM
sha-boi-oi-oing

CaptainPajamaShark
09-09-2005, 07:08 PM
Fwaaaaap!

randall fairbrook
09-09-2005, 08:52 PM
meh