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nancyK

10-29-2001, 01:21 AM

i had a dream that there was a war.. yes i know there IS a war going on.. but I'm talking bout America being bombed..

There were bomb sirens going off and I was trying to round up people to go into hiding before the enemy troops arrive and everyone was too busy watching an IMAX movie. they kept on saying "hold on! it'll be over in 7 mins!!"
I was panicking and running around all over the place.
Finally, we got everyone to go into hiding and i was hiding under my bed mattress.
We heard the enemies come into the house and I was soooo FREAKIN scared that they were gonna find me under the mattress and shoot me in the head before i could say anything.
So i was just waiting there with my heart in my throat praying to God over & over again...
then i woke up.

GOSH.. i hope im not prophetic

Shoujo~Dojo

10-29-2001, 02:36 AM

i had a dream, where the pope was playing death metal and he chased me with a whale with a peg leg. scary. this could also be my english lessons at school so i have no idea whats going on. oh well back to jerking off.

cellout

10-29-2001, 05:05 AM

i had a dream that my foreskin was sucked off of my wonker earlier this week, but i'm sure nobody wants to hear about it.

i had a dream a couple of months ago. it was pretty wierd. I was goign to post the whole thing, but i'll just make the long story short. I dreamed that the negative world version of one of my friends crossed over into our world and was killing off my friends one by one, out of hate for our ideal existance (ie. not greyscale, like their universe). so we tried to cross over into her world, but more peope died in the process, and i didn't make it to the bizarro world. and then I was attacked by the bizaaro girl, and i defended myself and convinced her to go live in the woods if she hated people so much instead of killing them.
jeez. some people..
^c

archonemis

10-29-2001, 08:19 PM

I had thisa dream where I saw this girl who was doing a model shoot all by herself in a room and there was another girl and then the model showed her boobs for half a second and the other girl saw it and they looked at eachother 'knowingly' and I made up a song that went something like, "What would people think if we did - what would people think if we didn't?"

I wonder where I get these dreams?

5.92

10-29-2001, 10:49 PM

I had a dream the other night that the whole nation was waiting for something important on TV. The special report came in live from the last supper. It was just like the painting except there were other loungers like Arch,BooBoo,
Falcor, a tweeker and my GF. All action but no one in the middle until Sol rolls up on the set dressed like an Afghani woman where all you saw was the eyes. Everyone was stoked cuz no one knew it was gonna be muthafuckin Sol! When he started speaking he sounded like an old lady barking orders and telling people that David Carson sucked. When he said that BooBoo started opening JIB ketchup packets to squirt on him while everyone started throwing rolls at him. I picked up the phone and called in to the Jewish bodyguards to tell them to stop the violence. They did, everyone on TV gave me a shoutout and I woke up.

Sleepy Introvert Ninja

11-28-2001, 07:41 PM

d r e a m s

BooBoo-Kitty

11-28-2001, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by 5.92
I had a dream the other night that the whole nation was waiting for something important on TV. The special report came in live from the last supper. It was just like the painting except there were other loungers like Arch,BooBoo,
Falcor, a tweeker and my GF. All action but no one in the middle until Sol rolls up on the set dressed like an Afghani woman where all you saw was the eyes. Everyone was stoked cuz no one knew it was gonna be muthafuckin Sol! When he started speaking he sounded like an old lady barking orders and telling people that David Carson sucked. When he said that BooBoo started opening JIB ketchup packets to squirt on him while everyone started throwing rolls at him. I picked up the phone and called in to the Jewish bodyguards to tell them to stop the violence. They did, everyone on TV gave me a shoutout and I woke up.

hahaha! that's bad ass!

Sleepy Introvert Ninja

11-29-2001, 05:58 PM

I had a dream..
HAD a dream..

Sleepy Introvert Ninja

12-05-2001, 01:23 AM

Anyone else had dreams lately?

nancyK

12-05-2001, 10:08 AM

i had a dream last night about the guy who lives across the hall. aka Fat Bastard (that's my nickname for him) . he's A BIG OLD FAT ANAL JERK . If God let me choose one person to push down the stairs, it'd be him . he's always complaining and fighting with everyone on our flooor. once he got mad when i was watching tv at 2 AM cuz he said he could hear it.. and i SWEAR it wasnt that loud.. it was at like volume level 15 .. and i usually watch it at 17.
during the summer, he got in a fistfight in front of my door at 4 AM (this was when i lived in the apt alone b/c i was taking summer school) with a young college doood that lives down the hall.. and he got mad at my friends, also next door neighbors, when a bunch of people went over to surprise her for her birthday. wtf does he expecT? he's living in a college neighborhoood...& he always smokes right outside the hall so the WHOLE hallway smells like cigarettes and it usually creeps into my apt. grrrr
anyways, in my dream i told him off and ran into the house(back in LA). he got out of his house and was following my dad around. my dad was all freaked out cuz he didnt kno what the hell he was doing. so i ran out and tackled the bastard down. and this old white cowboy comes in a truck with a gun and starts chasing me. so im running around the truck and he's trying to run after me with the gun.. and he starts shoooting .. i start to wonder how many bullets he has in his gun .. and the last bullet goes straight thru my head . i feel warm blood coimng out of the side of my head.. i get up chuckling and turn to my sister and say Hi with a big smile .. and i wake up
im so pissed off at the fat bastard rite now.. i wrote a no smoking sign(the first of many) that i'm going to stick all over his door and hallways and balcony..

Sleepy Introvert Ninja

12-05-2001, 11:47 AM

Sometimes when I'm idling
around and staring at
the road as I walk along it,
I can swear that I'm dreaming...

kamenriderv3

12-05-2001, 04:20 PM

I had a dream but I forgot most of the details. It had to do with a lot of running. Not running from anything but chasing someone or something. I think. I could be confusing that with today's activities.

Note to self:
1) Send e-mail from said dream world in order to remember what happened.

2) Post all details on same thread about dreams.

3) Have the whole online world pass judgement on dreams by interpreting them to any single or combination of embarrassing meanings and metaphors.

4) Resign to never reveal such personal and secret information about my pathetic life and the horse it rode in on.

ocd

12-05-2001, 04:38 PM

I had a dream that I was laying on my back looking up
And then woke up on my stomache looking down.

Sleepy Introvert Ninja

12-05-2001, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by kamenriderv3

Note to self:
1) Send e-mail from said dream world in order to remember what happened.


Happens.

12-06-2001, 01:08 AM

One cannot read in the dream world.

Sleepy Introvert Ninja

12-06-2001, 01:15 AM

one can dream of reading.

12-06-2001, 01:18 AM

But cannot discern the words...

fatbastard

12-06-2001, 07:07 AM

I dream about this really hot oriental girl that lives in my building. In my dream she is in a slutty nurse uniform. She spanks me and gives me an enema and does all kinds of kinky thinks with me. In real life she hates me. She is always putting no smoking signs on my door and yelling at me. One time she even tried to kick me in the balls just because i very nicely asked her to turn down her tv. Lucky for me she missed and only kicked me in the leg. She even tried to make some collige guy beat me up. Lucky for me the guy was a pussy and I kicked his ass good. Well gotta go my turkey potpei is rezdy.

angoraphobia

12-08-2001, 12:33 PM

last nite....i dreamnt that fish were in love with me...

i was at my parents house....and it was really posh...wood paneled walled library with 3 fish tanks...and i would walk up to the fish tank....and the fish would look at me and blink....one was a pale gray with strips trigger fish, one was a really big puffer fish...the other was a mutantly large goldfish....i would go up to each tank and they would blink at me adoringly...and when i would walk away from the tank...the fish would leap out...and fall on the floor....and i couldnt tell if it was committing suicide alla 'amelie' or if they were trying to follow me around...
and i kept telling my mom to make them stop that i had to leave and i couldnt stay all day putting these lovestruck fish back in the tanks...but she wouldnt listen...then my brother jumped out of one of the tanks and started chasing me and squirting me with water....and i ran out of the room...

i woke up....missing my brother....we havent talked in months....

Sleepy Introvert Ninja

12-13-2001, 07:10 PM

I dreamt I posted on this thread.

p_kusmin

12-13-2001, 07:30 PM

i always remember my dreams better when i don't smoke pot for a few days. i swear it's true, when you've been kinda chronic for a long time, you lose the ability to remember your dreams. i wonder, what's more important, getting high or rem'ing? these days i look forward to being without for a litte because i know that the flipside is a good place to remember. the other day i dreamed that i had shiny, pearly white teeth. i had two sharp fangs as well. they felt more animal than dracula.

montyburnz

01-03-2002, 02:52 PM

I've been having grisly dreams the last few days...

One night, I had a dream someone was chasing me. I caught myself trying to run in my bed...well, it was more like i was rubbing my legs together really fast.

Last night was a double feature. One nightmare took place in some quiet suburban part of town. I was in a gas station parking lot and I see this guy half in his car and on the sidewalk and he has a head wound. This being a dream, I figure he just conked his head and I start walking some more. I soon realize some sick spree killer had run through the neighborhood gunning people. What made this nightmare so weird was I was seeing the aftermath and it was eerily quiet. What made me really afraid was thinking the killer was still on the loose. It got hammered home when I saw this dead guy who was probably just some dude eating lunch in the park. I caught myself talking/screaming in my sleep for someone to call the cops.

My other dream was me being chased by some arch-villain and it had something to do with rats. It wasn't so scary because I get cornered in an abandoned house and he comes for me but somehow it was a trap for him because a bloody hand comes out of the ceiling and smooshes him.

ChemGirl

01-03-2002, 03:15 PM

This one is pretty bad. A friend of mine dreamt that she was madly in love with Osama Bin Laden! The funny thing is that she's a hardcore lesbian! In her dream she wanted to introduce him to her family but couldn't do it because of who he was...so she introduced him as 'Patrick'!

Now that's a pretty fucked up dream!

ocd

01-03-2002, 03:36 PM

Hello. I'm television's patrick duffy.

kamenriderv3

01-03-2002, 11:39 PM

Hi Patrick! Why you wearing that diaper on your head?

HEY! You look like that Hairy Plotter who is on the lam.

Someone should buy a dream book and interpret everyone's post. It may reveal the secret plushie lovers.

hushbrownie

01-04-2002, 08:23 AM

i don t have to sniffing K and rolling on E to dream.

peko-chan

01-04-2002, 09:42 AM

for some reason, I always have bad dreams about being in high school. last night was no different.

I dreamt that I was living in a group home again and the first floor of our home was a bonsai tree/pet shop. You had to walk through it to get to the back staircase that lead you up to the actual house.

I lived with 4 other girls who looked vaguely familiar and one of my actual old foster moms.

So, the dream turns out to be that the foster mom goes away for the weekend and all us girls have a house party. this is where the shit goes all crazy. the night of the party, all the rooms of this huge house seem to be completely w/o light except for blacklights, glowsticks, and the light of tvs in some rooms that are playing endless loops of porn - i blush because I know all the porn stars' names for some reason when people ask me. everywhere I turn it's just wall to wall people, people i know from high school, from work, from bands, etc. And the air is so thick with sweat, smoke, beats, and talk that I seriously feel sick like i'm going to pass out from the sensory overload. then there's this skater guy, who kinda looks like Tony Hawk, who's carrying a paper bag of McDonald's burgers and he's throwing them at people or lining them up on window ledges and above the fireplace. While I'm chatting with someone, he comes up and just starts feeling up on me. I 'm beyond pissed so I slap him and storm out of the house. He follows me out to the bonsai/pet shop, where I'm trying to hide out and he lets out all the birds from their cages and starts feeding them cheeseburgers. Some girl from high school shows up then and we get into this huge fight and I sock her in the face. she leaves, bitching me out and kicks over some bonsai on her way out. people start getting way too rowdy and some having sex on the floors and I decide to lock myself in my room and pass out from sheer exhaustion, while 3 girls from high school I hated knock on my door with bouquets of roses and apologies...

ocd

01-04-2002, 09:50 AM

if that's not symbolism,
i don't know what is.

kamenriderv3

01-04-2002, 10:56 AM

Tony Hawk...that bastard. He's married too. And how could he push burgers when sushi is far superior food selection.

[Edited by kamenriderv3 on 01-04-2002 at 11:58 AM]

Sleepy Introvert Ninja

01-05-2002, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by ThatGirlJing
for some reason, I always have bad dreams about being in high school. last night was no different.


hmmm.

kid_robotron

01-07-2002, 12:26 AM

Last night I had a dream that I was dating GiGi Leung, and we went on a road trip around the UK in a station wagon. I woke up half way through, but when I went back to sleep the dream continued, which doesn't normally happen.

Best dream in I've had in ages, don't know what it means though.

Probably that I watch too many HK movies.

evillilgirl

01-07-2002, 07:55 AM

Originally posted by wh1t3boy
last night I had a dream that I was able to tell when people were about to die, and since I was able to tell when people were about to die, there was something trying to kill me, so I couldn't help people....
it was almost a nightmare actually....
maybe I need to start sleeping with my stuffed animals again.....

wasn't that a movie?

remotecontrolalligator

01-25-2002, 07:53 AM

i've been having some wierd ones the last couple of days.

2 nights ago i was in an orchestra playing the violin like a superstar.

last night i was on a walk through my old neighborhood when i ran into destinys child and gwen from no doubt and her manfriend gavin. so anyway, we were all just walkin around my old hood, when gavin and destinys child members started off ahead. me and gwen started talking and totally hit it off. like we were best friends, and we had everything in common. she had pink corderoy pants on (like your mom use to make you wear as a kid) and when she walked it would make the zipping sound. and i mentioned that, and she totally started to crack up laughing. she also plays texas hold em poker, which i play. and other odd things like that.

remotecontrolalligator

01-25-2002, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by p_kusmin
i always remember my dreams better when i don't smoke pot for a few days. i swear it's true, when you've been kinda chronic for a long time, you lose the ability to remember your dreams. i wonder, what's more important, getting high or rem'ing? these days i look forward to being without for a litte because i know that the flipside is a good place to remember. the other day i dreamed that i had shiny, pearly white teeth. i had two sharp fangs as well. they felt more animal than dracula.

i find the opposite to be true. before i started smoking pot, i would NEVER remember my dreams. so much to the point that i was convinced that i didnt even have dreams (well, only bad dreams). now i remember every dream i have.

utinni2

01-25-2002, 09:08 AM

I had a dream that the grim reaper was trying to be friends with me. He would drop by my house and give me comic books and stuff and he gave me this really big painting of Batman and Robin, I think Batgirl was in it too. Anyway my sister kept saying that he wasn't sincere, that he was just sucking up to me or something like that, then she called him something like 'Mr. no hair' or something like that, of course I then realized that the grim reaper is bald cuz his head is a skull, and it looked like it was painted really dark grey, and he seemed to be smiling. Not a skeletal smile but a happy smile, don't ask me how. Well, then of course I woke up.

kamenriderv3

01-25-2002, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by p_kusmin
the other day i dreamed that i had shiny, pearly white teeth. i had two sharp fangs as well. they felt more animal than dracula.

I know a good orthodontist if you're interested.

kamenriderv3

01-25-2002, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by remotecontrolalligator
last night i was on a walk through my old neighborhood when i ran into destinys child and gwen from no doubt and her manfriend gavin. so anyway, we were all just walkin around my old hood, when gavin and destinys child members started off ahead. me and gwen started talking and totally hit it off. like we were best friends, and we had everything in common.

Oh no. Don't tell me my girl has been cheating on me again. And in your dreams...no doubt. I thought we were rock steady.

remotecontrolalligator

02-07-2002, 08:31 AM

last night i had a dream that i was a member of "the warriors" we had just finished fighting a bunch of punks and everyone was just totally wrecked lying all over the ground. then i rounded up the rest of my crew and we hoped into our two BMWs and drove away. one was yellow and one was white.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000541AM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

that's me in the middle!

02-07-2002, 08:37 AM

Kept tossing and turning last nite.
Thought I lost my right arm for some bizarre reason.
At some point I dreamed I reached for a stapler to make sure the arm was attached...

key_loser

06-20-2003, 09:19 AM

i dreamt i had a dog, who was chewing bubblegum and blowing bubbles, a really big bubble popped and got stuck in its fur.
i had to shampoo its face with peanut butter

dustin_nguyen

06-20-2003, 03:31 PM

When I was younger, I used to have this recurring nightmare where I was driving a large black Lincoln and had the brakes fail on me while going downhill.

key_loser

03-11-2004, 09:00 AM

Last night I dreamt that as I was leaving work I ran into Jack Black in the parking garage. He was very thin and I told him that he looked really good. Jack Black teared up and thanked me very sincerely.

I also dreamt that there was an extra hundred dollars in my checking account, but I knew it didn't belong there so I wouldn't use it.

I also dreamt that my roommate walked into my room while I was naked, and I had to hurry up and put my dick away. That's actually what I thought in my dream "hurry up and put your dick away."

03-12-2004, 07:01 AM

Too many dreams to remember them all, but here's bits and pieces...

dream one:
I was at work, but instead of a wall where there is one it was a window, and instead of my boss's office there was another window. There were a lot of people in my area, as if both wings had been combined. It was hot, so we had the windows open. It was very windy, making the blinds bang against the frames. It appeared that a storm might be coming, so everyone was jumpy. We all seemed to be anyway, because I think we had a deadline for something.

dream two:
My parents and I lived at my grandparents' old house [both are deceased, and I did used to live there when I was 8] but we were the ages we are now. I was cleaning and doing laundry, and my parents seemed to be bossing me around regarding these chores. They kept coming and going as they pleased, and I was annoyed that they weren't pitching in. I guess I was going to have a pool party, but I was driving somewhere with my parents at night to go pick something up. They made a comment about having to wash both of my bathing suits, and what would I do if someone [I assume they meant a guy friend] untied my bathing suit. I didn't care, because if it happened, it would have just been in good fun, but it seemed that my parents were getting rather holier-than-thou and wanted me to kick him out and be chaste. It made no sense to me since the whole situation was hypothetical anyway.

dream three:
I was at a hair salon with my dad picking up my mail. In it was a flyer with a punch card for smoothies. I think it was Jamba Juice, but the logo looked like Dunkin Donuts. In the dream it made me think of when we used to have Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robins here. After retrieving this punch card I think we were headed to a miniature golf place.

03-12-2004, 07:07 AM

was having a party at my old apartment. this apartment is very common in my dreams for some reason. anyway, went to the corner pub for cigarettes and shotgun shells and who was there? johnny depp. he was smashed. i kept trying to get him to come to my party. the weird thing was that we had to get to the party and board the windows up by a certain time because the undead were due to come out that night. johnny opted not to come. :(

03-12-2004, 07:14 AM

alb, you dream about famous people even more than I do. This makes me feel normal. :)

03-12-2004, 07:19 AM

it's because he was on the cover of people this month.

anybody notice they spelled glamour as glamor on the cover?

both are correct but one is WAY more common.

03-12-2004, 07:20 AM

Originally posted by CoupDeFeu
This makes me feel normal. :)

doing something i do does NOT make you normal!! :p

03-12-2004, 07:37 AM

Well, at least I know there is a kindred out there somewhere... ;)

03-12-2004, 07:43 AM

:cool:

03-24-2004, 08:31 AM

Dreamt that I was at Nordstrom's with my mom buying funky shoes. I left and went to my house which I was sharing with some older couple. There were other people there that I didn't recognize and I tried on a wig. It seemed that the older guy and I had/were having some sort of an affair. He went outside and sat on the front steps watching the man from across the street wrestle himself in his front yard. Then he explained how that guy went crazy because he no longer wore glasses.

key_loser

03-24-2004, 08:50 AM

A couple weeks ago I gave up drinking soda.

So, last night I dreamt that I drank a soda.

I woke up feeling guilty.

shawgirl74

03-25-2004, 04:44 AM

i had a dream that i was at some place with a bunch of people and i looked up and there was a screen that had the starship enterprise on it, and it made an IM alert sound and I went up to it and took the IM. i didn't even drink before bed last night so ?

03-25-2004, 06:01 AM

^hahaha Don't feel bad, I sadly dream about IMs, PMs, and that I'm typing on message boards [okay, okay, the lounge] all the time.

03-25-2004, 08:47 AM

Soda pop again?

key_loser

03-25-2004, 08:48 AM

Close, but you're way off.

03-25-2004, 08:49 AM

Yeah, that said...not a lot.

key_loser

03-25-2004, 08:51 AM

Huh?

03-25-2004, 08:52 AM

Aw, nevermind. Your dreams are yours. No matter.

03-29-2004, 10:05 AM

I remembered more earlier, but I couldn't get on here, so...

The part I do remember is battling these guys on the street that all had battleaxes, maces, and the like. Then I found a bin of silver disks that had what looked like a cheese-slicer indent. I chucked one at this guy and it stuck in his face, slicing his eyeballs like a hard-boiled egg. It was gross and neat at the same time.

ironmonqui

03-29-2004, 10:19 AM

Haw!! Wow! Awesome!!

ZZwhingg! Chunkk!! Spppplorrtttt!

key_loser

03-30-2004, 10:53 AM

"dreamt about scientist disaster and desi arnaz talking about a porche and benz for birthday."

So, here goes:

I dreamt two very distinct stories, but they kept cutting back and forth into each other, like I was changing t.v. stations...but not missing anything on one station while watching the other.

The first story was of these scientists. They were working in some room that had very tall walls and no exits on the ground. The room had this huge container in it, full of some incredibly hot material. One of the scientists noticed there was something wrong with the container, and tried to turn this valve that would fix everything...he turned it some, but not all the way. He couldn't turn it anymore because the valve was so hot that his arms burned right off. He lay there without any arms, pleading for another scientist to finish turning the valve, lose his arms, but save everybody's lives. But nobody was willing to try it. Then the container got too hot and broke and oozed out the hot material, finally killing everybody.

The second story was about Desi Arnaz. Not young Desi, old, fat Desi. He's talking about his birthday to a film crew doing a documentary on him, as he drives his car. It seems to be that his birthday is a couple weeks away. He's driving a brand new Porsche. He mentions that the Porsche will be his present, he's driving it before his birthday because the Mercedes he normally drives is in the shop.

03-31-2004, 06:59 AM

Dream One:
I dreamt of Broccoli Cheese Pocky. It was good, too.

Dream Two through Four:
They all had the same theme of going to the prom with Shannen Doherty. One of the dreams had us arriving in not very fancy dresses and jumping into a pool. Another one had us in the ladies' room with other friends. Someone was having some sort of crisis. The last one had us, some friends, and I believe alb crashing in the lounge area of a ladies' room. Alb slept under the couch and then screamed for help. I ran over to pull him out and discovered he was covered in crispy bees and then his head came off. Just when I was starting to freak, we were on a beach, and alb was a lifeguard sitting in one of those tall chairs.

tangent23

04-01-2004, 12:05 AM

^:p

a few days ago i dreamt i was explaining some stuff to some people about the problems of finding a universal language [as in a language that encompasses and expresses all things]...the prob being that most of our experience in life begins prior to 'thinking' in discrete 'defined' logical terms, it starts as emotional response to environment [in the dream i said it much better and more succintly though]...

which was cool as it's something i've been thinking about and was stuck on for a long time...so this was a 'new' way of thinking for me, or at least a new direction to ponder, there having been a dearth of novel thought in my cranial vicinity lately :D...dream tangent to the rescue!

04-02-2004, 07:35 AM

I dreamt that I was going to some place [a bar?] that was closed for the event I was attending. I got stuck in the rain [maybe I heard it in my sleep] on the way there, so I arrived late. The room was full of a bunch of people I'd never seen, and whomever was holding the event was on a mini-stage with a microphone. I seemed to be making a whole lot of noise so everyone looked at me. The guy with the microphone said that they were playing Let's Make a Deal, and since I just got there he'd give me $50 if I had a list of people that it was okay for me to sleep with in my bf's eyes [you know like the lists of famous people, if you had the chance]. I said, "I do!" and whipped a little card out of my wallet. I gave it to the guy, and he said, "Someone in this room is on this card!"

shammy718

04-05-2004, 12:37 AM

last night i dreamt i was going blind.

04-05-2004, 06:58 AM

In one of my dreams last night, I was dreaming to remember to post it here. When I woke up I almost wrote it down. I did not, and therefore hardly remember anything.

I do remember running around town in the middle of the night and going to some abandoned building to "rescue" a friend. It was a guy, but I have no idea who he was supposed to be. Then I was in a strange dorm room that was right across the hall from a new class I was taking. There was a girl in it that I supposedly knew but had never met, so I wasn't sure that it was her. The teacher/professor started bitching me out for wearing a skirt and tights. She said something to the effect that I had better not draw attention to my tights or complain about being uncomfortable. She threatened me with something that I have since forgotten. I bitche right back at her that they seemed to be bothering her, and I suggested that they not disrupt the teaching process.

shawgirl74

04-06-2004, 07:58 AM

first dream i had after my alarm went off the first time: I looked in the mirror and noticed my gums on the right side were swollen and overtaking one of my teef. then i showed my mom and she said, 'oh, that's your (something) tooth growing in crooked. I looked in the mirror again and all of my gums on the right side were so swollen i couldnt' shut my mouth--felt like foam was in the way. it was a sick feeling, shit.

dream after i hit snooze second time: was in bed, looked up at my ceiling and there was a huge spider on the ceiling. Bigger than a tarantula, and it was black with vibrant red tipped legs. anyway, something was holding me down and the spider kept getting closer and closer and i couldnt' get away. i tried to pull my blankets up but that fucker had teef that could cut through blankets.

dream after third snooze hit: in a room watching tv with a boy. we went to kiss and i couldn't bring myself to get into it and give a good smackeroo, because something was holding me back. bleargh. haven't had dream action in a long time and i go ahead and cockblock myself. boo.

04-06-2004, 08:00 AM

^ ha ha ha

I wish I could remember exactly what my dreams were about, but you were there. That's what I get for IMing before bed. :p

shawgirl74

04-06-2004, 08:05 AM

hahaha!

04-06-2004, 08:08 AM

It's true! I can't remember what we were doing, though...

04-06-2004, 08:16 AM

While writing our personal ads we had a threesome in Santa Barbara.

jardine

04-06-2004, 12:42 PM

My hair had fallen out in a big strip behind my bangs. But I could mess up the hair behind it and then it would look OK.

The other dream I had I was in Berlin visiting someone who was staying with...Jon Lovitz??

04-07-2004, 10:00 AM

First dream I believe I was a cheerleader at some co-ed camp. That's what I get for watching One Tree Hill.

Second dream I was reading a report and having a "tour" with some expert on terrorist survival. That's what I get for watching the news. He showed me how this survival kit had extra livers [although they looked like cooked pork chops] and tampons in little knitted tampon covers.

key_loser

04-08-2004, 05:06 PM

You and your marijuana confection fantasy.

shammy718

04-08-2004, 05:50 PM

last night i dreamt that my mom threw me a religious intervention at my house. that is what i call a nightmare.

shawgirl74

04-10-2004, 09:30 PM

last night i dreamed that i had a moth on my wall. all of a sudden they multiplied and there were all kinds of cocoons and stuff all over my walls. i was like, "i've got to get the fuck out of here" and as i was walking out of the bedroom i spit a cocoon wrapped in silk strands with moths stuck to it out of my mouth. WHAT THE FUCK?

fightgenie

04-10-2004, 10:39 PM

I dreamed of the phrase this guy I worked with told me: that I should "check out the east side culture". And I dreamed of the void between here and California.. my home.

Spiderman

04-11-2004, 12:20 AM

Alright Bitches! I'm in charge in here. Now I demand Slurpees!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU READING FOR GET EM!!!

- spidey

wonki wonki

04-11-2004, 10:34 AM

Two nights in a row, I have had very detailed and vivid dreams about playing tennis. Last night, I was playing in an alley-way, without nets, using a paperclip instead of a ball, a gigantic safety pin instead of a racquet.

liquid mass

04-12-2004, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by fightgenie
I dreamed of the phrase this guy I worked with told me: that I should "check out the east side culture". And I dreamed of the void between here and California.. my home.

stfu zaphod.

04-14-2004, 08:49 AM

The past couple nights I've just relived what I've done in the day while I sleep, but with minor adjustments.

shawgirl74

04-14-2004, 09:19 AM

Last night I had one dream that I was at a party and I freakishly tall-- like ten feet tall. Some other ten foot tall guy that looked like Crispin Glover as Andy Warhol in the Doors movie came up and started party conversation :"Hey, I notice that you are freakishly tall as well"...

The next dream I had I was of normal stature and I went into my favorite Indian restaurant and it was filling up with water or something fucked up like that and I went ahead and ordered 6 orders of samosas anyway. I never got to eat them :(

Yay, no spiders! But no ducks either :(

tangent23

04-15-2004, 06:47 PM

i've been having some really freaky-ass dreams lately...

last night part of my dream involved:

a large asteroid approaching earth but actually hiding some strange mecha creatures which had been sent to earth to recruit people to travel back in time to the 80's to help avert some major apocalyptic event. [lots of cool colours and stuff]

there was also some wierd D&D theme world and crunchy lizard parts [fed to some sort of creature].

there was lots more but i did the "i should write this down, but i'll remember it later it's so kooky" forgetting dream thing :(

Asharak

04-15-2004, 06:50 PM

Two nights ago, I had a dream about working on the cash register. That's it.

04-15-2004, 06:52 PM

write tehm shits down tange.

i feel the lizard part of your dream is the not often told phenomenon of "green" alien type life form not to be confused with "greys". greys are extraterrestrial while greens live within the earth and are the long survived progeny of teh once powerful dinosaur species.

key_loser

04-15-2004, 06:52 PM

Last night I dreamt that I was at the movies, and these black girls kept saying shit to the screen, and in my dream I thought, "I hate black people."

True story.

04-15-2004, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by CoupDeFeu
The past couple nights I've just relived what I've done in the day while I sleep, but with minor adjustments.

me too. exactly.

tangent23

04-15-2004, 07:01 PM

Originally posted by atomiclotusbox
write tehm shits down tange.

i feel the lizard part of your dream is the not often told phenomenon of "green" alien type life form not to be confused with "greys". greys are extraterrestrial while greens live within the earth and are the long survived progeny of teh once powerful dinosaur species.

that's the type of 'feel' i got from them, the 'crunchy' bits were on the ground, lizard bits and pieces left over from a 'feeding', and i had to walk over them with my bare feet which gave me an 'iccky' feeling. today i am 'into' single quotes for some reason.

04-15-2004, 07:02 PM

hey, that's fin e

04-16-2004, 07:30 AM

Last night I dreamt that I was dating David Hyde Pierce. :confused:

Jack

04-16-2004, 07:30 AM

The other night, I dreamt of wrestling Lou Thesz.

And Tully Blanchard was there too, that son of a bitch attackerated me!

04-18-2004, 10:02 AM

More bot dreams. One was sweet, one was confusing. Why are you in there?!

jen_er_ator

04-18-2004, 08:13 PM

Last night I dreamt that I met Justin Timberlake and made out with him for about a minute. I think he was at a CD release thing, but there was no line to see him. I told one fat lady behind me to back off because I wanted to make out with him some more. Then, I saw him a little bit later and I asked him if he wanted to get coffee with me, but he said no. Then he changed his mind and we went and got Starbucks. Yikes. I woke up with "Cry Me a River" stuck in my head.

shammy718

04-19-2004, 08:17 AM

not as glamorous ^, but i dreamt that my house ws robbed to the bone and in my dream i most mourned my stolen artwork and sneaker collection. it ended when a scorpion crawled around and my mom took it outside.

04-21-2004, 07:25 AM

I dreamt I was at my parents' house on what felt like an early Sunday afternoon. I was with a bunch of guys that lived in the neighborhood and I apparently worked with. They said to meet down the street at such and such a time. One of the guys also knew some kid, maybe 9 or 10 years old, in the neighborhood and said he could come along. They all disappeared and I was way down the street on my way. The kid shows up next to me with his bike. I asked "what exactly will we be doing at this corner? There's only a Circle K and a used car lot. [which there really is]" Kid says "I think we're going to have a meeting at Hmong [Something] Restaurant. But I don't want to bring my bike. If I take it home will you wait here for me and we can go together?" I said sure. He left and I realized that I was standing in the sun with no sunscreen on. Then I put my hands in my pockets noticing I had no keys. I figured I had left my parents' house without locking their door. I wanted to go do that, but not waste more time by waiting for the kid first and then going. So I told myself "You're a runner, you'll beat the kid." I ran around the corner, and a whole block disappeared, so I got there really fast. I locked the door, took my keys, and made it back to the corner before him. Then I woke up.

04-23-2004, 06:59 AM

I really have to stop being on the lounge before I go to sleep...

I was dreaming that I was online and dreamt a bunch of new posts you guys all made. My favourite post: Gallery//:=URL=:heart: Made no fucking sense.

Lain

04-23-2004, 07:04 AM

It's time to back away from the lounge when you start dreaming about it.

04-23-2004, 07:09 AM

Yes, I believe so.

04-28-2004, 10:31 AM

Dreamt about Dr. Pilot pens costing $17.

shammy718

04-28-2004, 11:42 AM

i dreamt that my mother died last night.

shawgirl74

04-28-2004, 01:43 PM

ooh shammy, i hate those dreams :(

i had a dream i moved into a kick ass apartment.

then i dreamed that one of my old friends had a baby and that she had ferrets and feeder mice. While trying to keep the ferret away from the mice the god damned thing was biting my hands and arm and shit. little fucker.

04-29-2004, 02:26 PM

I just remembered a dream I had the other night. Everywhere in it were these four black cats following me around. I guess I was Emily the Strange.

alarm

04-29-2004, 07:32 PM

had a dream last night that my friends and I were all playing dress up in my room. When it came to my turn to dress up, I had no clothes to wear. ha and then when I did find something, everyone was waiting for me to be done. what the hell. it was a great dream.

tangent23

04-29-2004, 08:09 PM

i dreamt last night that archonemis was living in the basement room of my house [which i lived in as a teenager] and was writing his screenplay.

then at some point he was driving a large double decker bus through heavy traffic. i was on top and watching him weave in and out going through an intersection narrowly missing the oncoming traffic by maneuvering through narrow gaps...
:D

05-02-2004, 02:04 PM

I had three rather intense dreams right before I woke up this morning, but fuck it if I can only [partially] remember two of them.

In the first one, I was at a place that I think was my apartment, but looked like the apartment I lived in in Boissy St. Léger. My mom was there and I remember giving her a really good hug good bye. Something must have happened after that, because my mom had died. She was getting buried in this couple's backyard, a blond and some buff guy who looked like Bowflex had paid off. Suddenly there was some black chick there who was arguing with me about how I was burying my mom. She was telling me that I needed to keep her more easily accessible so I could visit her often before she detiorated. Then she took off her shirt and we started making out. !!! Instantly, I was in a darkish restaurant at a large round table. Ebil was sitting next to me and said "I hope you would say good-bye to all of us like that. You would, wouldn't you?" And I think she meant the big hug I gave my mom before she died, so I said of course I would.

The next dream I can't recall if it was second or last, but here goes. My dad and I went to this shabby chic/antique type store to nose around. It was owned by his "friend" who looked a lot like the cook guy from Queer Eye. Upstairs was all vintage ball gowns. The owner guy told me I could try on anything and play around and that he would hook me up with something. So I'm in this strapless black gown with over-exaggerated tulle hips when there is a knock on the door. It's some very classy looking lady flashing me her gift card from the store. On it it showed her balance, which was quite high. I recognized her as some famous designer. I really have no idea who it was. After her, came a couple other ladies, and from the back came some lady who was obviously trying to impress the designer. She made a comment to me about being a size 10, and disappeared. The designer lady could tell that I was not a size 10, but started asking me about my clothing size history. It came to my realization that she was going to ask me to model.

feralmuppet

05-06-2004, 11:11 AM

It finally happened. I had a Final Fantasy dream. I was watching a battle between a party of FF Crystal Chronicles-styled characters and a group of monsters. The party's dragoon jumped far ahead of his companions and started attacking the monsters. (The dragoon's name was "Ash." He wore ski goggles around his neck.) They kicked his ass. One of Ash's companions (a sniper), used a speed spell on himself to run towards the monsters at a superhuman speed. He then started to beat up the monsters by hitting them with the butt of his flintlock rifle. I thought to myself, "The sniper isn't firing because he's too close. I bet if he had a bayonett attached, he could do more damage. Hmm, how would you equip two weapons at the same time?" To cover the sniper, a shaman character started launching lightning bolts at the monsters and a smokescreen to hide his position.

Ugh. No video games for a week.

05-08-2004, 10:31 PM

Fell asleep today for a nice 3 hour nap. But I had an icky dream...

I can't really tell if these were two dreams that blended or not, but here goes....

It started out as what appeared to be a movie I was watching about a Woodstock-type event. Same time period, too. But it was a creepy "movie", as there was a lake with a body or something, and a weird water-lady. Suddenly, I was in said movie, and I was in this big room huddled in a bunch of tiny beds not unlike an institution. It was night and raining.

Then, my dad showed up and was going to take me to his house to either a] pick something up before I had to leave [apparently I lived in another state] or b] stay the night before I had to leave.

We got to my folks' house, but instead of pulling into the drive, my dad parked backwards in the neighbor's drive across the street. We get out and this car drives slowly by us. It had among others in it, my dead grandmother and one of my aunts [who was dead in the dream. What's creepy about this is that I dreamt that she died from an illness about a week and a half ago. I think I need to call my aunt.] I said, "did that just totally look like Baba and Aunt Kathy?" My dad said yes and high-tailed it up his driveway. This is totally unlike him as "ghosts" wouldn't freak him out. Normally, this wouldn't freak me out either, but b/c my dad did in my dream so did I.

My dad made it to the front door and I was just barely up the drive when all 5 people from the car were behind me, and my grandma touched my shoulder. I was so scared that I threw up into my hand what looked like a biscuit [it was hard, too, not liquid] and I threw it at her. They didn't seem to mind that I did that, so we starting talking about my life, and how I'm happy and how well I'm doing right now. Then I hugged my grandma, and went to hug my aunt. When I was hugging my aunt I realized that the people behind her were my cousin, I think my uncle, though it didn't look like him, and some other person. They were standing there like zombies, so I asked if they knew that they were dead. My aunt said no they didn't they were in some sort of state, that's why they could be out with them and not freak out.

MazinKaizer

05-09-2004, 06:06 AM

just get it this morning, I walking home from somewhere, walking on a dirt road with stones everywhere, I see backside of houses when I met my older brother, we walk together and talking about the shop and how I can stay there, and I simply got flash back with a strange shop that combined with house, the shop never opened and everyone run wild (I dont know how many but I recall i see a woman) then we arrive on a house backyard, I was told to go in from back door and get out from the front door, the house is colored white and red brick colour. I walk on a road and I see a woman than my brother tell me to go home to a simple house that looks peaceful. I turn into a little dog or wolf, walk into the house, when I arrive already turned into a big wolf like dog and a guy lifted me and put along with another dog and a family to do family photo session. then my point of view changed to me looking at that family from a hole in a fence.

I woke up, and realy confused..................

anyone can dechiper this?

05-17-2004, 11:42 AM

I dreamt that I was pregnant. And not just, oh hi, I'm pregnant, but the whole going to the doctor process to find out that I was pregnant.

shammy718

05-18-2004, 07:36 AM

last night, i dreamt that my family was back in our first house in ny. my mom was making ginger chicken and asked us to open the windows to air out the kitchen...so pleasant.

feralmuppet

05-24-2004, 01:12 PM

I was in a classroom, watching some sort of multimedia presentation. I was wearing contact lenses again, and they were making my eyes uncomfortable. Someone asks me "So is there a problem?" It's Larry Ellison of Oracle. "Well, my eyes are bugging me," I say. Ellsion chews me out and tells me to go home. Later, I decide to tell him off. I travel to his Japanese-styled home in Woodside at night. The place looks like a Japanese castle. There's even a 20 foot high concrete wall that I need to climb. Luckily there's a ladder leaning against it. I think his maintenence people left it behind. I climb over the wall, and then I wake up.

05-28-2004, 07:50 AM

1] Dreamt that my dad was ironing my shirts and I was mad.

2] Dreamt I was playing Human Twister..."right hand, left hip." This was a good dream.

liquid mass

05-28-2004, 07:53 AM

Had a very odd dream about being on a boat and trying to outrun hybrid whale creatures.

They were mean and ate people.

Lain

05-28-2004, 08:19 AM

Danmit I had the same dream I normaly have. I'm stuck in the checker box world the white spacs have floor, the black don't. It was kind like some video game. The first time I fell down the box, I landed on another level. I think I need to back away from the PS2.

fightgenie

04-20-2005, 05:52 PM

I dreamed that an unknown movie actress from the 1920's or 30's died and haunted a film. In a certain scene, a ghostly image of a pair of eyelashes mysteriously appear on the film. She told me that she or one of her characters was named something like "Fire Fox" and that she was known as something like the "lash lady".

I woke frightened with her voice still in my head saying, "Tell people about me and I will let you go back to sleep."

So I tried to find her and... I think this was her:

Lya De Putti (http://www.cyranos.ch/smputt-e.htm)

read please^

The first two movie characters she played were: Katie Fox followed by The Scarlet Lady

dbl posted because that's what she would want

04-20-2005, 08:16 PM

pretty lady, but what the hell kind of movie is 'buck privates'?! hehe

fmstlr

04-20-2005, 08:37 PM

fightgenie, you're creepin me out.

That should be a plot for some Thai horror flick.

slackerbot

04-20-2005, 09:26 PM

i had a dream. but i forgot what it was. :(

t3h1337p3nguin

04-20-2005, 10:41 PM

My dreams are usually exceedingly shallow or bizarrely surreal.

Warhol vs. Dali.

more travels

04-20-2005, 10:47 PM

i got thrown out of this office. the boss said that i had dirty filthy mouth

Garlic

04-20-2005, 11:47 PM

all the sounds in my dream were being absorbed by a loud mechanical noise, I couldnt see the source but the noise itself was destroying everything and I felt like part of my personality was being shaken apart, then I woke up and a hellishly loud engine was roaring outside the house which was literally shaking and the cat was howling and my headache was amazing...

evillilgirl

04-21-2005, 07:35 AM

i dreamt of zombie hound dogs and none of our doors would lock out the zombies or the zombie hound dogs..the hounds were really cool looking!

evillilgirl

04-21-2005, 07:37 AM

Originally posted by fightgenie
I dreamed that an unknown movie actress from the 1920's or 30's died and haunted a film. In a certain scene, a ghostly image of a pair of eyelashes mysteriously appear on the film. She told me that she or one of her characters was named something like "Fire Fox" and that she was known as something like the "lash lady".

I woke frightened with her voice still in my head saying, "Tell people about me and I will let you go back to sleep."

So I tried to find her and... I think this was her:

Lya De Putti (http://www.cyranos.ch/smputt-e.htm)

read please^

The first two movie characters she played were: Katie Fox followed by The Scarlet Lady

dbl posted because that's what she would want creepy !!:eek:

04-21-2005, 07:40 AM

i dreamt of grocery shopping & lighting candles & tall ceilings in bathrooms. & ice cream melting.

Jack

04-21-2005, 01:38 PM

I have a dream...

A dream in which I was in some kind of school.
And there was an antisocial (shy) girl, and so the teacher told us to get together.

And then, during a class, the girl invited me over to a corner, and we lay under a quilt.

And then we were in Vegas, and she revealed that she was actually bald, and I told her that she needed more wigs.

And then I went to a strip club/ grill restaurant, got into a fight, almost sworded people.... And they were people from my High School.

And, y'know, then I woke up.

And then I tried to get back into it.

But then I had to get up.

kingka

04-21-2005, 02:13 PM

I wrote an exam with nicole richie in typography class. she asked me for answers to half of the exam. so I helped her... I ended up failing and she got an A+....... anylize that.....

kamenriderv3

04-21-2005, 02:14 PM

you are paris hilton

kingka

04-21-2005, 02:43 PM

damn, you're good.

04-21-2005, 02:45 PM

don't give away your "information". it can bite you in the ass, you see.

kamenriderv3

04-21-2005, 02:50 PM

NEW YORK (AP) -- Paris Hilton is hot ... over something Nicole Richie did.

But the hotel heiress isn't saying what's behind the feud with her co-"Simple Life" star.

"It's no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends," Hilton said in a statement Wednesday. "Nicole knows what she did, and that's all I'm ever going to say about it."

Last week, Hilton, 24, told USA Today that Richie will be replaced on "The Simple Life" by her friend Kimberly Stewart, the daughter of singer Rod Stewart. Hilton and Richie have starred on the Fox reality show for its first three seasons.

Fox denied the casting change, saying in a statement: "We are currently discussing internally the creative direction of the next 'The Simple Life.' We are huge fans of both Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie and look forward to solidifying our plans for the next installment."

A call to Richie's publicist was not immediately returned.

In "The Simple Life 3: Interns," Hilton and Richie took their fish-out-of-bottled-water show to the business world.

Richie, the 23-year-old daughter of R&B crooner Lionel Richie, announced her engagement to club DJ Adam Goldstein in February.

kingka, make amends and continue with the show!