lets see if this catches on...

[ironmonkey]

A is for "apple"...

[montyburnz]

B is for "Bactine"

[yangnome]

"C" is for carcinogen

[GEKIGANGER 3]

E is for the "Erotic thriller" which is Shawgirl.

[5.92]

Remember that jam by Blackaliscious when he's going through the alphabet? That shits fresh. Yeah I know...F is for I FUCKED up the rythym of this thread.

[Natecore]

G is for GEEZ we're all bored at 1 AM posting on the forums.

[mightymeaty81]

H is for hectare

[ninjaKid]

I is for ISSSSSSHHH!!!


-ad

[Simon Paradise]

J is for joiking off.

[Panthor]

K is for..... dammit, I never learned to read!!!!

[Captain Cactus]

Z.......I win!!!!!

[angrykitty]

L is for Losers that cut in line. ;)

[Captain Cactus]

damn...but I got a piece of the pie first

[Panthor]

M is for manually masterbating monkeys

[Salami Swami]

N is for Nihonjin girlies!!!

[kamenriderv3]

O is for Oprah or ombudsman or oscillator or odor or ointment or ompah lompah.

[Edited by kamenriderv3 on 08-25-2001 at 04:33 AM]

[jen_er_ator]

P is for Poke me

(ryan???? hehehehe)

Q is for ''quixotic''

[hushbrownie]

R is for ''rotten in pieces''

[falcor]

s is for shitpains. like the ones you get the next morning after consuming mass quantities of beer.

[shagwerks]

U is for Uranus, which shawgirl has a big one for posting T when i had a good rhyme. It's also for Unique - which i get all the time.

[ironmonkey]

V is for uhhhhh vivica fox.

that or velcro...

[yangnome]

w- white guilt

[BooBoo-Kitty]

Originally posted by yangnome
w- white guilt

... and let's not forget "the Wrath^®"

[yangnome]

Originally posted by BooBoo-Kitty
Originally posted by yangnome
w- white guilt

... and let's not forget "the Wrath<sup>?lt;/sup>"
maybe the wrath of white guilt

[fmstlr]

let's see who got the biggest dic---tionary.

[Decadent1]

<pre><font size=2>Y is for Yuka Honda</pre></font size=2>

[ninjaKid]

Z is for ZE GERMANS!!!!

[jen_er_ator]

man you guys suck at the alphabet! y'all straight up and forgot X!!!

oh well...i'll add it in here:

X is for x-rated, just cuz i'm freaky like dat.

[Decadent1]

<PRE><FONT size=2>Damn. It must have been my inner-rookie trying to come out.</PRE></FONT size=2>

[Edited by Decadent1 on 08-25-2001 at 09:06 PM]

[GEKIGANGER 3]

Originally posted by cellout
Originally posted by Captain Cactus
damn...but I got a piece of the pie first

m is makin fools retreat like Megatron.

and yes, alphabet aerobics is fucking rad.


Alphabet Aerobics was good when i heard it as "Audible Angels" on the Visionaries cd...
not the same, i know, but you know what i mean...



[Edited by GEKIGANGER 3 on 08-26-2001 at 12:43 AM]

[GEKIGANGER 3]

SUPERSONIC!!

[yangnome]

AA- is for aardvark or alcoholics anonymous

[falcor]

BB is for beavis and butthead. huhuh. huhuh.

[jen_er_ator]

cc is for catchin cactus...some of you guys know what i'm talking about.
ewwww

DD Dangerous Digger, Mr. Blink is a very dangerous "bundel" Digger

"BUNDLE" = ask Blink

[ironmonkey]

E is for emu

i love this animal. i cant think of one for EE so whatever. peeesh!

[yangnome]

FF is for Flowery Fagina

[Decadent1]

<pre><font size=2>GG is for Grey Ghost</pre></font>

[Salami Swami]

HH is for Horatio Hornblower, my buddy's alter-ego.
(He's a cokehead)

[phism]

II for Street Fighter II!

[ironmonkey]

JJ is for for JJ evans!

DY-NO-MITE!!!

[ninjaKid]

KK is for Krispy Kreeeeeeeeeeme!

(you know they're really RASCISTS, tho. they ain't foolin nobody! we know where that other K is!)

[dorsal one]

Originally posted by ironmonkey
JJ is for for JJ evans!

DY-NO-MITE!!!

How about JJ Fad to keep with the whole supersonic thing.

[Decadent1]

<pre><Font size=2>LL is for Lost Love</pre></Font size=2>

[ironmonkey]

Originally posted by dorsal one
Originally posted by ironmonkey
JJ is for for JJ evans!

DY-NO-MITE!!!

How about JJ Fad to keep with the whole supersonic thing.

yeah it was either that or jimmy walker, i saw a "true hollywood story" on good times the other day so it was fresh in my mind.

"its finally my turn, to rock the mic/cause my devastating beats i...know you will like..."

oh and MM is for Mighty Max.

[DreadedWheat]

NN is for not never... Well, okay, hardly ever.

I wish I'd got TT for ToasTers (okay, it's a stretch), cause they have this awesome song called ABC's that's this slick, you know, the abcs of bein' a rude boy. Pick it up, pick it up. Ahem.

[Salami Swami]

OO is for Otto Octavius.
Doc Ock in the hizzzzzouzzzz!!
Oh yeah, and FUCK Tobey Maguire!

[Ryan]

PP is for
Pounding Pavement

[utinni2]

QQ is for
Querulous Quandary cuz that's all I could think of.

[Kenishiro]

RR is for Road Rage or Raving Retards

(glowstick dancing to hip hop musik is Rather Retarded.)

[archonemis]

SS is for Special Sauce (yeah buddy!) or my favorite Germans (I'm a RACIST)

TiTee, HeeHee!

[Decadent1]

<pre><font size=2>UU is for Ugly Uranus. I don't know what that means.</pre></font size=2>

[Kenishiro]

VV is for Violent Violinists. When Yo-yo Ma Attacks.

okay he plays cello...which is kind of a bigger version of the violin.

[Decadent1]

<pre><font size=2>WW is for Weak Wushu, the style I be sportin'.</pre></font size=2>

[DreadedWheat]

XX is the rating of Jen's ass tattoos.

[Simon Paradise]

YY is for yummy yeast!

mmmm...
yeast.

[Salami Swami]

ZZ is for ZZ Muthafuckin' TOP!!!
She do the tube snake boogie.

[remotecontrolalligator]

Originally posted by ironmonkey
JJ is for for JJ evans!

DY-NO-MITE!!!

JJ is for jim j bullock man!

http://cosmiccow.terrashare.com/cast-color2.jpg

[GEKIGANGER 3]

Originally posted by remotecontrolalligator
Originally posted by ironmonkey
JJ is for for JJ evans!

DY-NO-MITE!!!

JJ is for jim j bullock man!

http://cosmiccow.terrashare.com/cast-color2.jpg

that was a little too close for comfort

[Decadent1]

<pre><font size=2>Dat pimp used to dominate the center square.</pre></font size=2>

[GEKIGANGER 3]

but he wasnt the secret square as much as Shadow Stevens was.

[Ryan]

AAA is for
Alien Anal Attack

[Robocon^^]

Blue bug's blood (say that 5 times fast)

[DreadedWheat]

CCC is for Crazy Cracker Children.

You know, Nazi babies.

[jen_er_ator]

DDD is for dumb dumb dreadedwheat you can't get enough of my ass. yeah, i said it. you just talkin smack for the bragging rights.

[remotecontrolalligator]

EEE

everyone enjoys extacy.... i know i do.

[ironmonkey]

man this is getting hard. ill just stick to one letter and just go in order.

F is for fu-schnikens!

[remotecontrolalligator]

Originally posted by ironmonkey
man this is getting hard. ill just stick to one letter and just go in order.

F is for fu-schnikens!

Feverishly Flatulating Frogbelly

[ironmonkey]

Originally posted by remotecontrolalligator
Originally posted by ironmonkey
man this is getting hard. ill just stick to one letter and just go in order.

F is for fu-schnikens!

Feverishly Flatulating Frogbelly

haha, i dont know frog personally so i cant confirm this.

G is for goonies.

[remotecontrolalligator]

Originally posted by ironmonkey
Originally posted by remotecontrolalligator
Originally posted by ironmonkey
man this is getting hard. ill just stick to one letter and just go in order.

F is for fu-schnikens!

Feverishly Flatulating Frogbelly

haha, i dont know frog personally so i cant confirm this.



nor do i, but does it really matter :] lets hope he has a good sense of humor.

[Decadent1]

<pre><font size=2>GGG is fo Great Giant Gorillaz.</pre></font>

[Simon Paradise]

HHH is for
Happy Hustlin Hoochie

[angrykitty]

JJJ is for

janky jank jan

[kamenriderv3]

KKK is for those initials on almost every zipper. Hmmm. Its actually YKK. Those YKK RACISTS!!!!

[DreadedWheat]

Originally posted by jen_er_ator
DDD is for dumb dumb dreadedwheat you can't get enough of my ass. yeah, i said it. you just talkin smack for the bragging rights.
Rights? I know my rights. The right to tattoo your ass. It is MY property now..
MWAHAAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHA-FUCKING-HAHA!

[jen_er_ator]

Originally posted by DreadedWheat
Originally posted by jen_er_ator
DDD is for dumb dumb dreadedwheat you can't get enough of my ass. yeah, i said it. you just talkin smack for the bragging rights.
Rights? I know my rights. The right to tattoo your ass. It is MY property now..
MWAHAAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHA-FUCKING-HAHA!

ok, listen heyah...(folks, you may want to duck and cover)
THE B.A.H.D<SUP>®</SUP> WILL NOW COMMENCE TO INFLICT HURTFUL DUMPS ALL OVER DREADEDWHEAT FROM HERE BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. *DWHEAT GETS SMACKED BY A 2 TON POOP*


LAY THE FUCK OFFA MY ASS OR YOU SHALL RECEIVE MORE UNIMAGINABLE DUMPS AND TORTURE...

THE B.A.H.D<SUP>®</SUP> HAS SPOKEN AND CONQUERED.

that's right...take it to mommy.

sorry to fuck up the flow y'all...what're we on? LLL?
LLL is for L.L.cool jay Lumps

[DreadedWheat]

um... ow?

[archonemis]

Mighty Midget Mescaline.

[falcor]

NNN is for Nanu Nanu Nipplecream

[kobo]

OOO - Oprah's Open Oasis

[utinni2]

PPP is for Point to Point Protocol, haha no one is dorkier than I!!!!

[Panthor]

QQQ- Quarters Quell Q-bert

[Kenishiro]

RRR - Relaxation and Recreation on the Rivera!

[invictus]

SSS is for Stupid Schoolteacher Scoundrels... stealing the house we wanted to rent...

[/dev/null]

Originally posted by invictus
SSS is for Stupid Schoolteacher Scoundrels... stealing the house we wanted to rent...

Maybe they misheard your name as "Evict us!"

[ironmonkey]

TTT is for tekken tag tournament.

[DreadedWheat]

UUU is for ugly, Ugly, UGLY!

[archonemis]

veluptuous vicars vivisecting

[archonemis]

And, yes, I know they'd have to be hermaphrodites. Shut up.

[fmstlr]

ZZZ is for Oprah's Book Club.

Shiit, Mr. Spock....What..is...wrong with your...brain?

[kamenriderv3]

Ay Ay Ay Ay. Don't make funny of my homegirl O-pa-rah. She might tag team with Umma and raid your candy jar.

Spock? Why....don't...you...show...any...passion..in your lovemaking? Uhuru...is..such...a...groovy...chick.

[archonemis]

What happened to W, X and Y?

BBBB is for bodies butchering bards (on) barbituates

[Ryan]

continuously circling crashing cars

huh?

[utinni2]

Originally posted by utinni2
PPP is for Point to Point Protocol, haha no one is dorkier than I!!!!

No one has yet to challenge this so I guess I am the dorkiest... anyway,

DDDD is for disasterously drunken deadbeat dads, do you have one?

[archonemis]

EEEE is for Emoting E-tards Egging Ernest Borgnine.

[Panthor]

FFFF Fucking Fucking Fuck Fuck

[Decadent1]

<pre><font size=2>GGGG - Gorgeous George's Green Goo</pre></font size=2>

[phism]

Originally posted by archonemis
What happened to W, X and Y?

BBBB is for bodies butchering bards (on) barbituates

WWW is for world wide web
XXX is self-explanatory
YYY is how i respond to my troubles

there. picking up your slack. losers.

[yangnome]

HHHH- Hotties Huge Heaving Hooters

[archonemis]

Ian's Icing Innards Irrationally

[BooBoo-Kitty]

jumpin jawbreakin jackelopes jerkin-off

[archonemis]

Languid libations lamenting lapsus

[archonemis]

Kooky kibitzer keelhauling koalas.

I got ahead of myself on the last one - I still need to sing the alphabet song to remember where I am. I'm such a dumb ass.

[BooBoo-Kitty]

dyslexics of the world UNTIE!

[Simon Paradise]

mmmm
mystery maple monkey milk


now in beef flavor!

[Kenishiro]

nnnn

nothing nil null nada!!!!!!!!!!

[Panthor]

oooo

Observant octopi order out

[BooBoo-Kitty]

pppp

potsmokin punks praising powersauce

[phism]

quickly quarrels quell qualms

and it sort of makes sense

[remotecontrolalligator]

retarded ravers rearing respect

[Robocon^^]

Salami Swami skates slow...not!

[bugdog]

this thread's totally tired...?

[DreadedWheat]

Untrue! Umpires undermine underscore.

[remotecontrolalligator]

veiwing valerie, very vavavooom!

[d@ m@n]

alpha
beta
gamma
delta
epsilon
zeta
eta
theta
iota
kappa
lambda
mu
nu
xi
omicron
pi
rho
sigma
tau
upsilon
phi
chi
psi
omega

[d@ m@n]

omega
psi
chi
phi
upsilon
tau
sigma
rho
pi
omicron
xi
nu
mu
lambda
kappa
iota
theta
eta
zeta
epsilon
delta
gamma
beta
alpha

[remotecontrolalligator]

lambda lambda lambda

http://www.fatpants.com/nerds/pics/group.jpg

[d@ m@n]

wwww.!@#$.com

[d@ m@n]

XXXX porno star! =)~~

[d@ m@n]

this is geting old! ZZZZ......

[Simon Paradise]

you peeps wouldn't last five minutes at the grammar ro-de-o.

[angrykitty]

yeah, but who would want to have a beer and shoot the shit with someone that goes to grammer rodeos?

[Simon Paradise]

Originally posted by angrykitty
yeah, but who would want to have a beer and shoot the shit with someone that goes to grammer rodeos?

youve obviously never been. Our motto is "we come for the grammar, but stay for the constant oral sex."

[angrykitty]

Originally posted by Simon Paradise
youve obviously never been. Our motto is "we come for the grammar, but stay for the constant oral sex."


with lines like that, i find that really hard to believe.

[Simon Paradise]

Originally posted by angrykitty
Originally posted by Simon Paradise
youve obviously never been. Our motto is "we come for the grammar, but stay for the constant oral sex."


with lines like that, i find that really hard to believe.

youre just jealous of our massive powers of articulation.

poopy.

[angrykitty]

Originally posted by Simon Paradise
youre just jealous of our massive powers of articulation.

poopy.


what! you give up to easy. ;)

say...don't they teach you guys capitals at this rodeo?

[Simon Paradise]

Originally posted by angrykitty
Originally posted by Simon Paradise
youre just jealous of our massive powers of articulation.

poopy.


what! you give up to easy. ;)

say...don't they teach you guys capitals at this rodeo?
those capitalization rodeo people are punks. they threw me out for demanding oral sex. and stole my spelling merit patches.

angry zombie granny says :
http://www.chaosexistence.net/badtaco/images/yum.jpg
yar.




[Edited by Simon Paradise on 08-31-2001 at 03:44 PM]

[angrykitty]

yo...that is nasty. hah.

[Ryan]

Absolutely All Alligators Are Angry Animals

[Panthor]

Big bald burgundy baboon butt

[yangnome]

cunilingus causes clit come continuosly

[archonemis]

Debby doo-dooed dubious diarrhea

[jen_er_ator]

ethan's excited erection exploded effortlessly

(yo, we're on five now, right??)

OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS MY 1K POST!!!
*does the princess wave*
ouch! my hymen!

[Edited by jen_er_ator on 09-01-2001 at 02:00 PM]

[sifuhotga]

fondlin' fresh fruit for fun

[Robocon^^]

Good God...Gwyneth gives good...

[archonemis]

Hopefully Heather hasn't heard how.

[yangnome]

Is It Interresting In India?

[DreadedWheat]

Originally posted by Simon Paradise
youve obviously never been. Our motto is "we come for the grammar, but stay for the constant oral sex."


Wait a minute, something is amiss... Where's the personal pronoun in the second section of that sentence, mister?? Without the necessary personal subject, that statement comes off as an imperative! Grammar rodeo my ASS!

[Simon Paradise]

Originally posted by DreadedWheat
Originally posted by Simon Paradise
youve obviously never been. Our motto is "we come for the grammar, but stay for the constant oral sex."


Wait a minute, something is amiss... Where's the personal pronoun in the second section of that sentence, mister?? Without the necessary personal subject, that statement comes off as an imperative! Grammar rodeo my ASS!
well, um, you see, thats because when you take the... look over there, zombie grannys bustin out of the root cellar! (runs away)
http://www.chaosexistence.net/badtaco/downloads/evilcaptures/deadbydawn.jpg

[DreadedWheat]

FUCKIN'A!!!

[Ryan]

mmmm dead alive...yummy (?)

[DreadedWheat]

KKK - Krazy kool!!

[ironmonkey]

L is for Lime

i just cant let go...

[stinky]

M is for ME!

[archonemis]

'N' is for Narcacism.

Or Necrophilia. Whichever.

[myleftlung]

Originally posted by archonemis
'N' is for Narcacism.

Or Necrophilia. Whichever.

Necrophilic beastiality?

[falcor]

this reminds me of that death by chocolate song.

[AddictProne]

maybe my mother moved more makeup man!!!

[pipmonkey]

a cool way to play this game in the pub is to do an animal first and then a "swear". so you would get a nighthingales nuptuals. or perhaps an otters orifice. etc etc . perhaps you have to be pissed?

[5.92]

erik ejaculated even error emitting emotionz.

[5.92]

\m/ <<<<CHAKA BRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vegAsian]

sexy slimy snatches seem surious surrounding some sneaker sales.

[5.92]

that takes the titty twistin tongs to Texarkana Texas tonight.

[archonemis]

Victor valiently vied for Valerie's vintage vulva.

[StarrKill]

Originally posted by randall fairbrook
why waddle your weenie when wilma will whack willingly?

you know, i cant answer that one...because there is no excuse to ejaculate using your own extremities when you have an encouraging date named ema to do it for you...

[banchan]

BO dy surf
PO tassium
MO ngolia
FO amy

[banchan]

KA yak
KI bitz
KU dzu

[banchan]

KA ffeeklatsch
NA phthalene
DA iquiri

[fightgenie]

Xanthic X-men, X-rayed X-rated Xerxes Xing the Xiang to Xanadu
Alright I did the hard one now lets get back in the game.

[Always-Sometimes]

looks like it caught on, ummmmmmm
your yelllin' yummy yapper is yanking Yolanda's yucky yak.

[archonemis]

'Z' is for 'Zine (Giant Robot's roots).

[archonemis]

A is for 'Again'.

[archonemis]

'C' is for 'card'. Like flash cards you use in the bathroom. I get mine for free from modeling agancies. They don't know I get them for free.

[archonemis]

'E' is for epiphenominal. Like Epiphenominal Stunt Brigade.

[key_loser]

"F" is for fructose, pour some sugar on me

[key_loser]

"G" is for ...ummmmm

[fightgenie]

I is fer I am an Asshole

[falcor]

L is for love - and someone ain't getting ANY tonight. hah!

[falcor]

ah shit. i skipped a letter. i should've posted in "drinking and posting."

[DJ LunchBox]

M is for mommy which i miss.

[key_loser]

"N" is for Nihilist. We believe in Nothing, Lebowski....Nothing.

[DJ LunchBox]

P is for Pontang, the Rock's favorite pie mix

[key_loser]

"Q" is for Queues, which I rarely remember.

[bagel]

R is for Retardation, a condition frequent posting gives you.

[key_loser]

"T" is for Tee-hee

[fightgenie]

v is for Violence- my hobby

[DJ LunchBox]

\/\/ is for the World Wide Wesside - what i rep 4 life!

X is for Xanadu

[key_loser]

"y" is for yellokitty, because even though it's my fake birthday, she remembered bob pollard and kurt vonnegut are my favorites

[archonemis]

'Z' is for zygote which reminds me of HETEROZYGOCITY (http://giantrobot.com/forums/showthread.php3?s=&threadid=20661&pagenumber=1).

A is for absentia.

[archonemis]

'B' is for itchy BUTT.

C is for cloudy day.

[key_loser]

D is for Danger Dogs

[archonemis]

'E' is for Estrogen and it's effects on me.

F is for freak

[key_loser]

G is for Gavin, the Greatest God-damn name ever Given

H is for Hooray!

[archonemis]

'I' is for Impotent. Like how I feel when I'm around people with Imagination and talent.

J is for Just roll with it.

[key_loser]

K is for Key loser, because I'm an essential derelict, and I Keep misplacing my door-unlocking slats

L is for Lime Sherbet as I am craving some right now.

[djbadmonkey]

M is for Mmmm i'm Hongry/Hurny/or Hungry/Horny. Cuz i think i am both.

O is for Ornithopter

Or·ni·thop·ter /ôrn-thptr/

noun An aircraft that derives all of its thrust and nearly all of its lift from flapping wings. In addition, an ornithopter retains 'bird like' characteristics such as its main wing in front and its stabilizing surfaces aft.

[key_loser]

P is for Peon, synonymous with "Pee-on"

[Shaftoe]

Q is for Queer High School

[key_loser]

S is for Sterling Johnson, the best pen name of the author of the best book ever.

[ironmonkey]

(T)hanks to arch for bringing back an old thread.

uno

[evillilgirl]

u is for universe in a nutshell

[invictus]

A was for anarchy.
B was for the babies.
C was for the cancer that killed the dog[or maybe "them all"].

[zachariah]

Well I was going to wait around for this but it seems we're out of order at this point:
Z is for Zachariah (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0020446500/ref=lib_dp_TFCV/002-7578066-2435205?v=glance&s=books&vi=reader#reader-link)
though its not how I got my name

[key_loser]

A is for Asshole, the

[evillilgirl]

Originally posted by evillilgirl
u is for universe in a nutshell
V
v is for villian

[evillilgirl]

w
W is for Walrus

The Walrus and The Carpenter

Lewis Carroll
(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"

"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.

"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."

The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.

But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.

Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."

"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."

"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?

"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"

"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"

"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.

[key_loser]

C is for Catching on

[key_loser]

XY, because it's a broken-off girl chromosome!

[key_loser]

A is for About, It's About time I got some shut-eye.

[fightgenie]

B is for Bermuda as in "Blow me to Bermuda!"

[archonemis]

'C' is for Crumpled - like my spirits.

[fightgenie]

AWWW *Gives another hug*
http://www.ezdiabetes.com/images/hug.jpg

D is for Dickhead like when Arnold said dickhead in "Twins".

[bagel]

F is for Frank Booth ... FUCKER!

[archonemis]

'G' is for German sit-coms. I met a guy who writes them. He lives next door to me. He's really cool.

[bagel]

'H' is for Hell where I'm going after making fun of the ANNOYING ASS DEAD MIDGET JOE C!

[bagel]

'J' is for Jammin' Jeffrey the greatest pro-wrestler of all time. Leaping off trash cans onto his head like it was not but a thing.

[archonemis]

'K' is for Kitty. I like mine. Even though he's a son of a bitch.

[bagel]

'L' is for llama quite possibly my favorite animal in the world. Because I'm stupid.

[archonemis]

'N' is for Normal thoughts about normal people.

[bagel]

'O' is for ovum, this is the last time perseus saw female genitalia.

[archonemis]

'P' is for Poon. This could go in a few directions. I'll let you be in charge of that.

[archonemis]

'R' is for my friend's Rhinoplasty. She has a beautiful nose. Now she needs a God damn JOB.

[bagel]

'T' is for The LBWA, the greatest wrestling federation ever!

[bagel]

'V' is for vanilla which is the newest greatest flavor of pepsi. DEATH TO ALL NON-BELIEVERS!

[archonemis]

'W' is for a jewish lawyer named Wexler. God bless him. He got my friend off even though he ran from the cops on a Hayabusa and ditched them. He got beaten down. But I digress. Wexler's fucking bad ASS.

[bagel]

'X' is for the xylephone which i played in 4th grade rendition of Jack and the Beanstalk.

[bagel]

'Z' is for Ziggy who always filled me with amusing fun and wonderment.

[archonemis]

'A' is for the hole following. I make people feel bad in person.

[bagel]

'B' is for Bonnie ... that's all.

[archonemis]

'D' is for Damn slot thieves. Like bagel and Crumb.

[bagel]

'E' is for exactly why I hate you damn fucknipple.

[archonemis]

'G' is for what my mind is doing: Grinding to a halt.

[bagel]

'H' is for horndog, now go pull the choke chain old man.

[archonemis]

'I' is for Iago and his favorite word.

[archonemis]

'K' is for Klean, Kind and Konsiderate.

[key_loser]

M is for Malaise

[evillilgirl]

N is for nina or my nine

[bodybag]

"q" is for quagmire.

[happy]

"R" is for Radiculomeningomyelitis.

[evillilgirl]

S is for Sexpistols or sid vicious

[key_loser]

T is for Trigger-happy Teenaged Tax-collectors

[remotecontrolalligator]

U is for Udders

[remotecontrolalligator]

V = Veal. Tasty baby meat!

[key_loser]

W is for Double-U

[Ikachan]

W is for Wimpled Women Whittling Wooden Willies

[Ikachan]

fuck.

X'd out.

[DJ LunchBox]

Y. Y the fucking last man.

[key_loser]

Z, the letter that cares.*


*not true

[beanie]

A-APPLES AND BANANAS!
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[DJ LunchBox]

B for Bitch betta have my money!!