Best way to store bread? Tell me, then I delete this bitch.

[35ft6]

What's the best way to store bread?

I realized that buying two loaves of sliced whole wheat bread at Costco is stupid, because I just can't eat that shit fast enough. The other day I noticed that a friend keeps his Costco bread inside the fridge. Now, mind you, the fact that the bread is from Costco is irrelevant.

Anyway, so if I think it's going to take me around 7 to 10 days to eat this bread, should I just keep it on my counter as I usually do, or should I store it inside the fridge? Also, what about Pita bread? Does that need to be stored differently than sliced bread?

[shibire]

Freezer, then toast the sucker cause it isn't going to be as good as it would be fresh. But it's better than mold.

[35ft6]

^^ Seriously? Freeze it even if I think I'll eat the whole damn thing within just over a week? I mean I'll do it and shit, but freezing it is going to infuse the bread with all sorts of funky artifact flavors.

[key_loser]

The REAL answer to this is one of those infomercial "vacuum fresh" kits.

You put the bread in the special bag, use the special pumpy thing to pump out the air (not too much or the bread'll get all crushed) and there you have it.

[felt cap]

Double-bag it when you freeze it to insure against the dreaded burn. Then when you want a couple of slices, wrap them up loosely in some paper towel and thaw them out in the microwave for about 20-25 seconds. You can eat them like that, warm and straight out of the microwave or proceed to step two and toast them.

[fmstlr]

in my tummy

[wonki wonki]

Never store bread in the fridge. That is death. If you want to store long term, freeze it.

[slackerbot]

just buy what you'll be eating right away, rather than resort to freezing, refrigeration, or cryogenic preservation. if you run out of bread, just buy more.

most bread can be ok for about a week. but if your loaf starts getting moldy before that, then you probably live in a humid area. if that's the case, you may want to buy a container for bread.

[Steven P]

Buy only as much as you can eat while you can keep it out on the kitchen counter. Why do you have to buy two loaves?

I was subjected to eating frozen bread through my chilhood, and it fucking sucked. Being on my own, I have the liberty of keeping it out and breaking off a slice at my convenience without any preparation. It is one of my simple pleasures. Bread is my favorite food.

[slackerbot]

i like bread too. i like Albertson's french bread. i can eat the whole thing in one day.

[slackerbot]

get one of these..

http://www.amishwoodshop.com/BREAD%20BOX-GLASS%20FRONT.jpg

what's bread?

[kamenriderv3]

Originally posted by atomiclotusbox
what's bread?

a so so band from the 70s, originally from los angeles.

[key_loser]

Which bitch are you going to delete now that we've told you?

[golivar]

when i buy sandwich/loaf bread, i buy potato bread. the stuff lasts forever in the fridge and once it reaches room temp it's stilll pretty close to the texture of a fresh loaf. i've had potato bread last about 3 weeks in the fridge and not develop mold, and it still tastes good, too. my theory as to why it doesn't develop mold is because of the high vitamin c content in potatoes (potatos?).

i like whole wheat bread, too, but it seems to go stale more quickly. i don't really eat white bread.

[35ft6]

Originally posted by slackerbot
get one of these..

http://www.amishwoodshop.com/BREAD%20BOX-GLASS%20FRONT.jpg What does that thing do? What could it do?

It's a bread corral...yehaw!

[35ft6]

Originally posted by key_loser
Which bitch are you going to delete now that we've told you? This dumb bitch that lives next door. Her name is Edna.

Yeah, no more Costco two loaves at a time dealie, but I still wasn't sure what the best way to store bread was.

Okay, thanks, bread lovers. I'm not freezing it, no way. I'll just make sure to not buy too much bread and keep it on the counter where it sits there all cute and shit waiting to be eaten by me.

[Decadent1]

In the stomach.

[hillsy]

anal cavity

[35ft6]

^^ Does butt floss prevent anal cavities?

[captain beeheart]

To be honest if you buy supermarket sliced bread it doesn't matter if you fridge it or freeze it - it's not going to taste of much. Take half out into another bag and freeze that, and keep the unfrozen half in a knotted plastic bag or anything else airtight. It's fine. Best of all buy small loaves or rolls FRESH every couple of days.

[randall fairbrook]

smushed into your urethra

[lakebottom]

hey 35, when are you finally gonna delete this utterly atrocious piece of shit thread?


































:cool:
just kidding!
*puke

[lakebottom]

Originally posted by CoupDeFeu
It's a bread corral...yehaw!

heheheh

I love you.

[35ft6]

Originally posted by lakebottom


heheheh

I love you. Don't you dare hijack this important bread thread!!!

I'm going to delete this thread when I get a definitive answer. Didn't anybody here major in bread in college?

[ocd]

Best thread ever.

[liquid mass]

Your bread should be nice and mouldy by now.


http://www.botany.utoronto.ca/ResearchLabs/MallochLab/Malloch/Moulds/Illustrations/Mouldy_bread.jpg

[lakeside resort]

when are you gonna delete this bitch?

[HwaRang012]

Is your avatar one of those swan paddle boats?

[lakeside resort]

it's a pass for a free massage, and your name is written all over it, big boy.

[cabbagechild]

so when are you going to delete this bitch, 36?

[randall fairbrook]

you are already home faggot?

[slackerbot]

it would be cool if they started making half loaves along with regular loaves.

[lakeside resort]

when are you going to delete this bitch?

[35ft6]

so what's going in this thread, homies?

[slackerbot]

it's all about da bread mang! da bread!

[randall fairbrook]

store breds up yr african american asshole

[35ft6]

Lets all pinch a loaf. On each other. Then tt-fuck each other's male nipples. Chili dogs, baby!

[AddictProne]

Ever notice when someone says "Best Thread Ever" the entire thread devolves into chaos?

[randall fairbrook]

please shut up

[herrokitty]

ha ha! I'm reading a deleted thread!

Originally posted by 35ft6
^^ Does butt floss prevent anal cavities?

it either halves them or doubles them.

we're still testing.

[fightgenie]

bread box
http://www.stacksandstacks.com/image/10136.jpg

[35ft6]

^ That's some tasty looking bread. But I'd beat my wife's ass if she left fruit scattered all over the kitchen counter like that. I demand domestic perfection.

[randall fairbrook]

the best way to store bread, 35ft6, is up your motherfucking ass

[golivar]

you guys are all fucking gay. let's talk about sports and monster trucks and klan rallies.

[slackerbot]

and NASCAR.

[randall fairbrook]

what is the best way to store a klan rally?

[Jack]

Graveyard.

[premium]

damn, old thread alert!

[lakeside resort]

Oh, nevermind what I said over in that other thread.


35ft6, when are you going to delete this bitch?

[35ft6]

This thread is useful. You really think deleting this thread will usher in a glorious new era for GRL?

[FDM]

if you love something, set it free.

[lakeside resort]

Originally posted by 35ft6
This thread is useful. You really think deleting this thread will usher in a glorious new era for GRL?

I think you misread my other post. I said the disappearance of this thread was the reason for the current slowness of the lounge.

[randall fairbrook]

what accounts for the current slowness of you though?

[pandabravozulu]

Prepare for the wrath of the swan

[lakeside resort]

squawk

[35ft6]

Originally posted by lakeside resort


I think you misread my other post. I said the disappearance of this thread was the reason for the current slowness of the lounge. Ahhhh. Hey, what's going on this thread. And have you noticed the lounge is dying and all the people who still post suck ass?

[35ft6]

http://www.planetneworleans.com/images/biz/house_of_bread/house_of_bread_breads.jpg

[feralmuppet]

Have any of U guyz tried storing yr bread in a bag of holding or some other pocket dimension?

[lakeside resort]

when are you going to delete this bitch?

[35ft6]

I really made this thread 6 and a half years ago? When I was clicking "first page" to see when I made it, I was thinking 2 years ago. Jesus fucking Christ.

[feralmuppet]

I wish I had enough time to go to the bakery every day to buy fresh bread.

[puppy fields]

Trader Joes has some yummy french bread.

[noeruna]

Have any of U guyz tried storing yr bread in a bag of holding or some other pocket dimension?

Would doing so preserve the quality of the bread?