Who gives a fart?

What could you care less about?

For me, it's sports, jehova's witnesses, meatloaf recipes, and denture adhesive commericals.
Otherwise, I care a little too much about everything else.

[utinni2]

politics n'stuff... seriously though I could care less about
the VMA's this year as it's too chock full of 'pop' stars n'boy bands, kill em' all man, let the choreographers sort em out.

[Sleepy Introvert Ninja]

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My life.
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[fmstlr]

I couldn't care less about Hollywood and all the (famous and not so famous) parasites in it;

I couldn't care less about golf (pro and am).

I couldn't care less about designer clothings and fashion.

I couldn't care less about cantopop starlets.

I couldn't care less about proper etiquette and polite society.

I can go on for days....

[utinni2]

"fight the battle of who could care less"....

[Panthor]

I don't give farts. I'll sell em though

Originally posted by Panthor
I don't give farts. I'll sell em though

LOL. But do you give flying fucks?

[Panthor]

Originally posted by jazzen
Originally posted by Panthor
I don't give farts. I'll sell em though

LOL. But do you give flying fucks?

They are more like leaping fucks, but yes I have been known to give one or two.

Heeeheeheeeeeee. You're so punny.

[Decadent1]

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[Ryan]

whatever cause of the week the campus trustafarians decide to stand up for

[5.92]

MTV, famous Hollywood actors and what people think about me.

[dstorberg]

Professional sports, but especially football.

I was delivering a pizza last year, and a customer asked me if I had the Vikings game on the radio.

"Football? No, I'm listening to A Prairie Home Companion."

[Decadent1]

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[Panthor]

Originally posted by dstorberg
Professional sports, but especially football.

I was delivering a pizza last year, and a customer asked me if I had the Vikings game on the radio.

"Football? No, I'm listening to A Prairie Home Companion."

Prairie home companion. Hell yeah. nothing better than driving across the desert in an old beat up truck listening to some prarie home companion

[archonemis]

So the other day I'm driving two of my friends home late at night and I fart. S.B.D. styles, boyee. I would've rolled down the windows, but they beat me to it.

Yes, but to care is often a sign of intelligence. Ignorance may indeed be bliss...

[feralmuppet]

We Care A Lot Lyrics
Artist(Band):Faith No More
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(We care a lot)
(We care a lot)

(We care a lot) about disasters, fires, floods and +killer bees+
about the +NASA+ shuttle falling in the sea
(We care a lot) about starvation and the food that +Live Aid+ bought
(We care a lot) about disease, +baby Rock, Hudson, rock, yeah!+

Woow
=Woah a woah a oh=
Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
=We care a lot=
(We care a lot)

(We care a lot) about the gamblers and the pushers and the geeks
(We care a lot) about the +smack and crack and whack+ that hits the street
(We care a lot) about the welfare of all the +boys and girls+
(We care a lot) about you people cause +we're out to save the world+

(YEAH!)

=Woow, Wooow=
Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
=Woah a woah a oh=
Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
=Woah a woah a oh=
Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

=We care a lot= about the army navy air force and marines
(We care a lot) about the NY, SF and LAPD
(We care a lot) about you people, (We care a lot) about your guns
(We care a lot) about the wars you're fighting gee that looks like fun

(We care a lot) about the Garbage Pail Kids, they never lie
(We care a lot) about Transformers cause there's more than meets the eye
(We care a lot) about the little things, the bigger things we +top+
(We care a lot) +about you people yeah you bet we care a lot,+

YEAH!

(Woah a woah a oh)
(Woah a woah a oh)

Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Said, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
=Woah a woah a oh=
Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Said, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
Oh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

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KEY: (TEXT) Backing Vocals
+TEXT+ Backing and Lead Vocals
=TEXT= Backing Vocals Over the Top of Lead Vocals
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[zakkusan]

Originally posted by Panthor


Prairie home companion. Hell yeah. nothing better than driving across the desert in an old beat up truck listening to some prarie home companion

have you heard/seen the movie about it? it's going to be great. I need to see it. not like it's a documentary but still

[Dr Jesus]

Garrison Keelor needs to fucking die or get some fucking breathe right strips or something.

Honestly the dude's voice sounds like the fake "New england dad" voice
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/ferrisfriend1.jpg
^this joker puts on to get Sloan out of class in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.