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ja.net
11-09-2005, 07:02 AM
Variations on these themes abound:

1. You are all BLIND and it is I who must open your EYEZ.

2. That shit you listen to is COMMERCIAL POP because more than four nerds have ever heard of it. Only what comes out of my ass is truly UNDERGROUND.

3. I won! I won! I said I won, therefore I won, even though everybody else "basicly" thinks I'm an enema addict.

4. I just read a web primer on logic and now I will defeat you by saying STRAWMAN ! ph33r me!

5. You only disagree with me (or agree with somebody else) because you're an asshole, and the merits of my or anybody else's argument have nothing to do with it.

6. I'm wayyyyy too smart/enlightened/powerful/revolutionary/intense for you to handle, despite my inability to cobble together two coherent sentences or keep from losing it in every other post.

The only good thing about trolls is that they bring terms like "shrimp tempura" and "volvo tire" into our common vocabulary in a new way.

ja.net
11-09-2005, 07:04 AM
7. PS. You are either fat or gay, or both.

'jim
11-09-2005, 07:10 AM
The breakdown "I just wanted to be friends" post has got to be the worst shit ever.

'jim
11-09-2005, 07:14 AM
Like after nothing but posting unrelated nonsence and calling everyone stupid, fat or gay. It's alway's "what's the big idea guys?" when people get pissed.

FDM
11-09-2005, 07:17 AM
omg DID SOMEBODY SAY BREAKDOWN!?!

http://worldofwonder.net/wimages/mosh.jpg

SDP
11-09-2005, 07:19 AM
trolls that take your post, cut it up, and post their rebuttals in between.

mangamonster
11-09-2005, 07:28 AM
Originally posted by ja.net
Only what comes out of my ass is truly UNDERGROUND.


haha^^

11-09-2005, 07:34 AM
how they think everyone's posts are "anonymous"

11-09-2005, 07:34 AM
Originally posted by funkydrunknmonk
omg DID SOMEBODY SAY BREAKDOWN!?!

http://worldofwonder.net/wimages/mosh.jpg

strange how everyone has teh same shoes on...

ocd
11-09-2005, 07:53 AM
Originally posted by ja.net
7. PS. You are either fat or gay, or both. :(

I was just so pwned.

:(

Eric Nakamura
11-09-2005, 08:44 AM
that photo = a true sausage party

650lex
11-09-2005, 08:46 AM
i really did not need to see dude's sac
even if it was just a portion of it...

herrokitty
11-09-2005, 08:47 AM
look at that kid's tattos?
"um. i'd like to get an uzi tattoed on my stomach, with IN GOD WE TRUST over it. how much will that cost?"
"we need a signed permission slip from your parents."

ocd
11-09-2005, 08:54 AM
He's wearing Lucky cutoffs. Cut-way-too-short-offs.

Zaius
11-09-2005, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by ja.net
Variations on these themes abound:


2. That shit you listen to is COMMERCIAL POP because more than four nerds have ever heard of it. Only what comes out of my ass is truly UNDERGROUND.




also applies to movies, ie. doing the "wildseven".

ocd
11-09-2005, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by Zaius
doing the "wildseven". Which, coincidentally, is one hell of a fun dance to do at parties.

650lex
11-09-2005, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by ocd
He's wearing Lucky cutoffs. Cut-way-too-short-offs.

ha - he's wearin Daisy Dukes!
or as i like to call 'em:

Coochie Cutters!

myleftlung
11-09-2005, 09:05 AM
. . . .

Pizza!

evillilgirl
11-09-2005, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by funkydrunknmonk
omg DID SOMEBODY SAY BREAKDOWN!?!

http://worldofwonder.net/wimages/mosh.jpg OMG YOU CAN SEE HIS SIDE BALL SACK!!!!!! THE SIDE SACK HOUR!!!!

ja.net
11-09-2005, 09:54 AM
Sac = wrong

11-09-2005, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by puppy fields
I dunno...based on how popular some threads get...I'm inclined to guess trolls actually liven the place up.

to some degree.

liven up is one thing,

take over the boards is another.

kamenriderv3
11-09-2005, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by Eric Nakamura
that photo = a true sausage party

that guy is showing some meatball too

11-09-2005, 10:10 AM
most trolls don't have the stamina to do it for long,

but, yeah, it's possible.

ocd
11-09-2005, 10:11 AM
It's happened, briefly. But the board always comes back.

ocd
11-09-2005, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by puppy fields
ah...ok.

...

::scratches balls:: Hey, I didn't ask you to scratch my balls.

No, I didn't say to stop. That's nice.

slackerbot
11-09-2005, 10:21 AM
best thread today.

worst pic today.

ocd
11-09-2005, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by puppy fields
I just got a manicure. It looks great.

DJ LunchBox
11-09-2005, 12:12 PM
Hey ya'll what's going on in this thread?

Kyo003
11-09-2005, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by Aniki
Hey ya'll what's going on in this thread?

We're having a dance-off.

Now it's your turn, and you've got to do the robot.

650lex
11-09-2005, 12:55 PM
it's very MEH today...

Asharak
11-09-2005, 04:14 PM
8. You're all a bunch of losers/idiots/geeks and you all need to get a life and/or get off the Internet, but I'm gonna continue posting here myself so I can keep telling you that.

Asharak
11-09-2005, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Zaius



also applies to movies, ie. doing the "wildseven".

The funny thing is that despite wildseven's film snobbery, he worships every single piece of mainstream, big-budget dreck that Oliver Stone puts out.

I wouldn't consider him to be a troll, though.

randall fairbrook
11-09-2005, 07:09 PM
you are christy, you are to respond only to christy...

Shaftoe
11-09-2005, 08:20 PM
http://www.imagecabin.com/imageupload/uploadimages/no_user/2005/10/25/431130281663435ebabfa4e46.jpg

Iago
11-09-2005, 08:57 PM
The board doesn't need boring, repetitive, unimaginative trolls. What it needs is drama and stupidity for all-around derision. Usually delivered by members with gold-capped teeth and a penchant for G-d fucking stupid statements, or vegan cunts, or in the thread topics like Asian Male Model (crampu) - that's what livens the board up.

Zaius
11-09-2005, 10:08 PM
and more happy.

Dr Jesus
11-09-2005, 10:29 PM
wot's wrong with gold fronts? They make your mouth taste more metally & make your teeth shiny.

kyberPaavi
11-10-2005, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by Waco Jesus


The funny thing is that despite wildseven's film snobbery, he worships every single piece of mainstream, big-budget dreck that Oliver Stone puts out.

I wouldn't consider him to be a troll, though.

Actually I like to read w7:s film reviews, they are usually well written. I just don't agree with him.

btw: Watching all these flame war-threads has taught me lots of new swear words and insults. Phew, didn't know there are so many.:D

ocd
11-10-2005, 08:18 AM
Yes, we definitely need more crampu.

Shit, my camera's out of batteries…

Rev.Bucky
11-10-2005, 01:21 PM
Woah, from trolls to nad cleavage, to trolls again, and actually, it's all in a fair line!

650lex
11-10-2005, 01:28 PM
it's all relative...

Ryan
11-10-2005, 01:52 PM
pure comedy gold

even though none of you are particularly funny

the new slogan is A

35ft6
11-10-2005, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by ocd
Yes, we definitely need more crampu.

Shit, my camera's out of batteries… For some reason I thought a lot of bots would do the crampu. Only ALB and I did it. What the fuck?