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lakeside resort
11-07-2007, 02:01 PM
http://www.maximonline.com/Americastoughestcities/articles/6711.aspx

I swear I don't read Maxim. :o

I guess New York's pretty much a pussy ass town now, along with, I dunno, Philly and Newark and Camden etc.? Well, New York IS kind of a pussy ass town now.

angoraphobia
11-07-2007, 02:39 PM
wow, i can't believe that oakland got the shaft! and who knew SD was so tough...

and also...i think this list is BUNK.

ocd
11-07-2007, 02:43 PM
B-more's in about the right place. NO-LA should be up there.

650lex
11-07-2007, 02:55 PM
yeah i didn't know that Maxim was the "go-to" guide for crime
now for pics of Kim Kardashian's ass - YES!

Foehammer
11-07-2007, 02:56 PM
Yea not one mention of Dodge City Kansas, been whuppin ass since the days of Wyatt Earp!! They still rougher than hell out there.

angoraphobia
11-07-2007, 03:13 PM
milwuakee cause they don't eat fruit...seattle because there are a lot of kung fu studios...this list is just plain silly!

grandpa_shig
11-07-2007, 04:34 PM
i like how the tattoo parlors and kung fu studios are an indication of toughness. talk about stuck in the 70s.

cellardoor_sf
11-07-2007, 05:01 PM
maxim is like cosmo for frat boys

feralmuppet
11-07-2007, 05:14 PM
All of the lads' mags except for Maxim have folded.

angoraphobia
11-07-2007, 05:16 PM
even details? i used to love that mag!

feralmuppet
11-07-2007, 05:23 PM
I think Details is aimed for guys that play for the other team (isn't that one that had the "Gay or Asian?" article?). I think it's still around. The cheesecake mags aimed at frat brahs like FHM US and, last month, Stuff closed down.

AddictProne
11-07-2007, 07:54 PM
actually i think FHM still runs.

Jook Sing Vegas
11-07-2007, 09:08 PM
FHM UK is better than the US version and Maxim

Jesoy
11-07-2007, 10:11 PM
just what guys needed...a magazine to make them dumber....

650lex
11-07-2007, 10:23 PM
wow there must be a drought of fresh fruit and water in Richmond, CA because there are always shootings over there...

feralmuppet
11-07-2007, 10:44 PM
Oh I thought the print edition was going under... Thank god for cheese cake.

slackerbot
11-07-2007, 11:16 PM
i think it's more accurate to say that Details is like cosmo for frat boys. that is, frat boys that have something else in the closet other than a rack full of A&F clothes.

anyways, i think i read somewhere that Maxim has more subscribers than Playboy. but i don't think Hef is worried..

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/hugh-hefner-plastic-surgery.jpg

35ft6
11-09-2007, 12:53 AM
Their criteria is dumb. The more kung fu studios you have per capita, the more pussified your city is.

superyang
11-09-2007, 04:06 AM
Originally posted by slackerbot

anyways, i think i read somewhere that Maxim has more subscribers than Playboy. but i don't think Hef is worried..



In comparing subscription prices, I think Maxim is only like $10 or $15 dollars a year compared to the relatively steeper price of Playboy. So, lots of poor horny males are priced out of Hefner's league. They have to settle for the 'witty' banter of Maxim's writers.

I once inherited a 3-year accumulated stack of Maxims from an old roommate. I ended up giving them to my other (seedier) roommates. :D

SDP
11-09-2007, 04:07 AM
What about Daly City?

Willie D
11-09-2007, 06:50 AM
Maxim is for guys too scared to buy real porn.

650lex
11-09-2007, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by SDP
What about Daly City?

unless you are scared by pinoy moto boys trying to act hard w/their rice rockets at Starbucks then stay away!
:D

golivar
11-09-2007, 02:35 PM
daly city wins the award for strongest fried garlic odor in the air.