Haiku for geeks

[archonemis]

.

[BooBoo-Kitty]

ned, you so crayzay

[Project 8]

fuck fortune cookies. we should make haiku cookies.

[digininja]

the story of my life, in a series of haiku.

awake thirty hours,
staring into monitor,
eyes twitching more now.

three minutes, staring.
timer beeps, tug lid, hot steam.
ramen cup, mmmmmmmmm.

late night LAN gaming,
kill people until sunrise.
will crash in lecture.

no sleep since four p.
m. yesterday, hard staying
awake noon today.

robot lounge addict
logon post post read post how
did an hour pass by?

[digininja]

Originally posted by digininja
three minutes, staring.
timer beeps, tug lid, hot steam.
ramen cup, mmmmmmmmm.


oops. the third line is only four syllables.
make that "mmmmmyeah".

[BooBoo-Kitty]

what tha hey, i'll shoot.

many of you come
to seek big robot power
but not in chatrooms



yeah, i know, but it really is painful being stupid.

some of those are sweet. 'punky brewster'.
i don't write in haiku format, so i'll butcher one of my old ones to fit it:

far flung shaggy mop
got its hair cut like be-bop.
clinging to black-top

hmm.
interesting.


[Edited by jestragon on 02-22-2001 at 09:04 PM]

[angrykitty]

"Haiku is a very short poetic form, consisting of three lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables each, and must have a special word which evokes the season. It is probably the shortest poetic form in the world, and its development is native to Japan, with no influence from either the West or China. The poet must be concise because of the brevity, while concentrating deep spiritual understanding into the poem. The haiku poet usually takes up the changes of nature which have impressed him in order to express the intangible world of the spirit.

Although it is difficult, haiku is not written only by professionals. Anyone can easily learn to use the form.

A dripp from your nose
But you´r not cold or sick
Your chin becomes all red"

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[Make Room]

Many high-stacked books
In a big institution
A former teacher

That's one I wrote a long time ago.

Can't think of any now.

[angrykitty]

my name is maki

i drink a lot saki

i work at acme

[Make Room]

My name is Hockey
I am a jabberwokkie
I have some acne

[angoraphobia]

brown and white sugar
mingle so very nicely
in this bowl of love

[spiff]

mottled pink is spam
slimy and gelatinous
is it really meat?

[angrykitty]

Originally posted by angoraphobia
brown and white sugar
mingle so very nicely
in this bowl of love

that is pretty
my kitty has no undies
booty and luggage

[angrykitty]

Originally posted by spiff
mottled pink is spam
slimy and gelatinous
is it really meat?

i say to the toe
no aurora borealis
pick a pickle pie

[archonemis]

the Playboy bunny
Dimitri plays a live set
disco still kicks ass

[stryfe]

a computer love
techonology obsessive
lost in bits and bytes

ha><0r is su><0r
technological lingo
hard to read at times

[Edited by stryfe on 04-15-2002 at 08:36 AM]

[remotecontrolalligator]

haiku for talking shit...

your mom is a whore
she fucks me everyday
your dad likes to watch

[angrykitty]

jot five syllables
then seven syllables here
five more to finish


shit


is it one or two?
is jot two syllables?
how do you count them?

[Wilberjohnson]

sweeping up the fries
from yesterdays subdized lunch
my broom drearly sweeps

[Edited by WilberJohnson on 04-15-2002 at 02:14 PM]

[archonemis]

smells like sweat, I think
just a little bit of fart
I should wipe better

[BooBoo-Kitty]

lenny kravitz sings
but it's been over i say
he keeps on singing

[yellowrobot]

lazy afternoon
breezy windows nyc
skipped class and smoked joint.

[archonemis]

zoning out at work
coworker running about
in one hour I go

[remotecontrolalligator]

more shit talkin...

your mom has herpes
that bitch spreads it all over
ask the football team

i knocked up your sis
she said she was on the pill
child support, no!


this is fun!

[Edited by remotecontrolalligator on 04-15-2002 at 04:21 PM]

[angrykitty]

ha ha ha haiku
i have work to do today
it is too nice out

[remotecontrolalligator]

i'm on a roll now...

your dad just called me
he asked me for a blow job
that guy is fucked up!

[remotecontrolalligator]

R C gator man
touch rubber bands, i'll get gas
and when i eat pears

[ninjaKid]

LOL! RCA you're killing me . . .

big ol tatters are
my bread and butter on a
warm summertime day

your mom is so fat
she tripped and fell on a rock
it turned into sand


-ad

[remotecontrolalligator]

hey thanks ninjakid
i hear your DJ skills rock
haiku can't compare

[angrykitty]

Originally posted by remotecontrolalligator
i'm on a roll now...

your dad just called me
he asked me for a blow job
that guy is fucked up!

shit talkin haikus?
RCA in Tokyo
laugh out loud they will

[angrykitty]

Originally posted by Den
Star Trek marathon
Optimus Prime sale at Ebay
Spring, no date tonight

I love my GR
Robots can anticipate
the unexpected

[angrykitty]

Originally posted by archonemis
the Playboy bunny
Dimitri plays a live set
disco still kicks ass

ha ha ha ha ha
unless it happens to you
the lounge is elite

[angrykitty]

Originally posted by stryfe
a computer love
techonology obsessive
lost in bits and bytes

ha><0r is su><0r
technological lingo
hard to read at times

[Edited by stryfe on 04-15-2002 at 08:36 AM]


i don't understand
WTF? LOL! :E
ic zeroes and ones

[EK-4000]

gober le clito
jusqu'à le faire gicler
bouche d'incendie caniculaire

[archonemis]

job well done, mister
yes, you can have a break now
I farted backwards

[stryfe]

Originally posted by angrykitty
i don't understand
WTF? LOL! :E
ic zeroes and ones

shit, give me a break
words escaped me at the time
it was not my best

o__O

[angrykitty]

Originally posted by stryfe
Originally posted by angrykitty
i don't understand
WTF? LOL! :E
ic zeroes and ones

shit, give me a break
words escaped me at the time
it was not my best

o__O

no you have me wrong
i liked your haiku man
i am just silly

[p_kusmin]

staring out the window
voices in my head
the milks gone bad.

[stryfe]

Originally posted by angrykitty
no you have me wrong
i liked your haiku man
i am just silly

was not mad at you
sorry, tried to be clever
did not come out right

=)
you were right about the zeroes and ones. i just couldn't think of anything at the time to incorporate them.

[Edited by stryfe on 04-16-2002 at 12:27 PM]

[remotecontrolalligator]

5
7
5

[EK-4000]

3
!
2
!
1
!
CONTACT!!!!!!

(theme song follows)

[angoraphobia]

oh this aching pain
all this bloating within me
no more beans for me!

[archonemis]

they walk by and stare
on the internet too much
oh wait, I farted

[archonemis]

won't use search button
superfluous threads annoy
think before you post

[remotecontrolalligator]

two xenadrine pills
a bagel and some water
i can't feel my feet

[chairmynmeow]

excedrin PM
puts me to sleep every time
headaches are a crime

[angoraphobia]

sing it ms tina
let us see your soul, soothe ours
make the pain okay

[remotecontrolalligator]

Originally posted by angoraphobia
sing it ms tina
let us see your soul, soothe ours
make the pain okay


tina turner song
what's love got to do with it
stuck in my head now!

[angoraphobia]

no thats not the one,
what's love got to do with it
twas bold soul sister

[CharlieTheTuna]

gotta stop eating
can't stop eating
just sprayed mudd

[remotecontrolalligator]

Originally posted by CharlieTheTuna
gotta stop eating
can't stop eating
just sprayed mudd

5,7,5 retaaaad!

[angoraphobia]

um....thats not haiku format....hahaha

[remotecontrolalligator]

its five syllables
and then seven after that
and five one more time

[CharlieTheTuna]

Originally posted by remotecontrolalligator
its five syllables
and then seven after that
and five one more time


DnB... geek

[angrykitty]

i am so tired
my eyeballs are deflated
and my back hurts too

[angoraphobia]

pinstripe suit flies by
red tie, silk scarf, man scented
like grandfathers pipe

[CharlieTheTuna]

lights are shaking
deep breathe
boomzumboomboomzumzumboom

[remotecontrolalligator]

Originally posted by CharlieTheTuna
lights are shaking
deep breathe
boomzumboomboomzumzumboom

its five syllables
and then seven after that
and five one more time



lay off the crack man :]

[CharlieTheTuna]

Originally posted by remotecontrolalligator
Originally posted by CharlieTheTuna
lights are shaking
deep breathe
boomzumboomboomzumzumboom

its five syllables
and then seven after that
and five one more time



lay off the crack man :]

Psssssssssssttt
Frrrttttttttttt
Psssssssssssttt

asphinctersayswhat...

check Geographica jackoff smirnoff


[Edited by CharlieTheTuna on 04-18-2002 at 03:52 PM]

[archonemis]

first into the chair
and then in my boss' office
chili two days straight

[angrykitty]

look at the night sky
bright moon on the horizon
we share the same stars

[EK-4000]

envie de pisser
qui monte en moi
mais pas de toilettes publiques

[archonemis]

motherfucking girls
I want to ball up and cry
a little less beer

[Shaftoe]

Been lurking this board
Just registered my user
How the hell are ya

Typing at the desk
Oh shit my boss is coming
Switching applications

It's too fucking hot
Why did he choose a sweater
Dressing this morning

I want to be a
Giant Bot can I kick it
Here with you all please

[perseus]

roman orange sunsets
with the grass gently blowing
on the plains of G.R.

[Shaftoe]

Molecules bouncing
Frequencies interpreted
Music in your brain

Programs stop Working
Reinstall must Reinstall
Die Windows XP

Bling fucking bling dork
Ice ain't integrity kid
Fuck the radio

Hardcore weirdo sure
Individuality
Death before the norm

Your life is okay
Why must you be so God damned
Melodramatic

Hard to understand
Many people go online
Just for arguments

Offensive T-Shirts
Dumb Abercrombie and Fitch
Got their dues for sure

I like gay people
Don't understand right wingers
Too damn insecure

The whole world watching
Israel and Palestine
Sad situation

[tsar nicholas]

Squid all up in here
Running out of detergent
New Stan Smiths are white

[archonemis]

listening loudly
amperes build and rise for me
A Perfect Circle

[hawaiian sovereignty]

The world is fucked up
So what the hell else is new?
Just pass me a beer.

[Shaftoe]

I will see your beer
And brother I will raise you
A fat chronic joint

[hawaiian sovereignty]

Pass the bud and beer
The world is going to shit
So let's burn this mug.

[archonemis]

Amelie is cool
but she stares at me a lot
flip the jewel case

[Shaftoe]

Rising into sky
Twin pillars of management
Hair of Dilbert's boss

[Shaftoe]

Ooh ooh one more

Serotonin bliss
Happy mind evolution
Rolling is the best

[archonemis]

working like a dog
well, playing for the most part
Okay, . . . I don't work

[remotecontrolalligator]

sacramento kings
vlade divac is a BITCH
flopping like a fish

[archonemis]

smash Vlade Divac
watch him cry over weak chin
he should be put down

[archonemis]

Dogs do have their day
they should relish what they have
day is almost up

[remotecontrolalligator]

sacramento fans
the only rings their team gets
are from these cow bells


[Edited by remotecontrolalligator on 05-21-2002 at 04:14 PM]

[perseus]

morning sunlight falls
through an expanding haze of
dense smoke - wake & bake.

[archonemis]

almost time for home
bad monkey is clock watching
I'll work tomorrow

[EK-4000]

blablatérer comme un feuj
dans un céfran de danpé
que personne ne comprend

[EK-4000]

oh
why won't it stop raining
i need to take my cat out for a walk

[archonemis]

Originally posted by EK-4000
oh
why won't it stop raining
i need to take my cat out for a walk

575, man. This was

1
6
10

Example:

Natalie Portman
I'm an obsessive freak too
my site is better

http://www.giantrobot.com/forums/showthread.php3?threadid=8870

[angoraphobia]

claims to hipsterdom
fail to seduce mine cold eyes
i am left hungry

[hawaiian sovereignty]

Attack of the Clones
Freaks in beards and dirty robes
Reminds me of home.

[archonemis]

Off to see the clones
Natalie will be my bride
I'm not pathetic

T_T

[hawaiian sovereignty]

Natalie Portman
She's an acting teacher's dream
Face like made-up wood.

[hawaiian sovereignty]

Space age terrorist
bin Laden as lead villain
you fucked up, Lucas.

[archonemis]

Not working right now
off of my slovenly ass
I shall get busy

[hawaiian sovereignty]

Originally posted by archonemis
Not working right now
off of my slovenly ass
I shall get busy

Why work so hard, man?
Just learn from the Mexicans
More cerveza please!

[archonemis]

Slacking all day long
playing on the GR boards
I really should work

[hawaiian sovereignty]

Originally posted by Den
Originally posted by hawaiian sovereignty
Originally posted by archonemis
Not working right now
off of my slovenly ass
I shall get busy

Why work so hard, man?
Just learn from the Mexicans
More cerveza please!

lazy Mexicans?
friend has two jobs, looks more
leaves home...life for work

What's wrong with a beer?
Please don't misunderstand me
Wish that I could too!

[archonemis]

Parallelogram
establishmentarian
confabulation

[hawaiian sovereignty]

Love at first sight rules
Subtle as an H-bomb, dude
Smack my ass one time.

[archonemis]

still soft from the pick
teeth freshly polished and cleaned
stabbed with Doritos

[hawaiian sovereignty]

Tyra and C. Webb
Bite me, Sacramento Kings
L.A.: Champs again

[hawaiian sovereignty]

Slime ball sleaze ball George
Greedy oil bastard Cheney
Why not disappear?

[tsar nicholas]

Malt liquor is good
Last inch of harsh warm backwash
Dead homies time, yo

[perseus]

atomic sunshine
bathes the vibrant green leaves gold
a frog burps: brrp! brrp!

[Sayuki the Boiled Kitty]

sleep deprived, drowsy eyes,
computer eminate blurs - white and blue.
rainy grey, so hard to concerntrate,
mind filled with thoughts of you.

[hawaiian sovereignty]

Last two sips of beer
Slide off of barstool slowly
It's a long walk home

[hawaiian sovereignty]

Love comes and love goes
Who knows why bad things happen?
Just have to move on

[ShadeElaine]

sitting here counting
syllables on my fingers
i must look so dumb

dumb people write in
i must answer their emails
there is no justice

(customer support is no fun)

bourne identity
matt damon as a bad ass?
i don't believe it

[archonemis]

now I'm swoll as fuck
room is spinning around me
but I don't vomit

[Simon Paradise]

death scenes, he's the king
an evil villain grimace
cary tagawa

(6.22.01)

[Simon Paradise]

Cans of baby food.
Man falls, exploding warehouse.
Melt from toxic waste.

[Simon Paradise]

In Pearl Harbor too
but probably died stupidly
eaten by some sharks

[Simon Paradise]

green eyed chinese girl
whorehouse glows with sick green light
school bus full of holes

(6.20.02)

[archonemis]

wake up after noon
work wasn't my own today
warm sun on my face

[jimmy tran]

Rich people say that
Money isn't important
Eat a bag of dicks!

Angry tomato,
Fell and hit the ground, oh no,
Please help tomato.

Sanford and Son, yes,
Lamont and Fred Make me laugh,
I love Grady best.

I have a cleft lip,
It has ruined my whole life,
I look like a cat.

I hate myself,
I hate myself very much,
Drinking some Hi-C.

Baby gorilla,
You are very nice to me,
Where is your mama?

Choking on Werther's,
Cut lip with Jolly Rancher,
Candy is unsafe.

Styrofoam packing,
I always want to chew it,
But I know better.

Hagar, Guy, Cody,
Which one will you choose to fight?
I am always Guy.

The worst KISS album,
The Elder, goddamn it sucks,
Why did they make that?

[archonemis]

Edna not on AIM
finished a Kenpo lesson
have fun anyway

[m1]

this is too classic
five seven five, then repeat.
five seven five. done.

if you brave one more
don't expect to up your score
five seven five. done.


m1

[falcor]

arc and mew, you know i ain't got nothin but hate for ya. hahaha.

blake is my hero
archonemis farts too much
edna is cool

[archonemis]

Edna's haiku sucks
her last line only had four
she needs a helmet

[utinni2]

I pick my nose now
whipe it on my white t-shirt
I hope no one sees

[YelloKitty]

my tummy hurts bad
i ate a shit load of brie
fucking dumb lactose

[Jack]

Jack is my name here
I have much to say here
what bollocks is this?

[YelloKitty]

Originally posted by Den
pomme frites is french
french fries is american
i like my burger
HAHAHAHA den you just made my day.

[archonemis]

So, I hate my job
my penis has a white spot
bloody wet towel

Tall bright twin towers
shadey tree away from glare
now I feel at peace

[archonemis]

muscles are so weak
drool clinging to my bed-head
last night was some fun

[tsar nicholas]

Lima beans for Sue
Are really bad, like being
Humped twice in th' ear.

[Simon Paradise]

A giant spider
wants to eat the old lady
and her little dog.

[nikel]

hey, don't cut carey tagawa I & II short.

[Simon Paradise]

A hamster sleeping
get tossed around town by fate
but never wakes up.

[nikel]

i am freaking out:
was just thinking of ham-hams
bijou and snoozer...

[Robocon^^]

Dancing Hamtaro
Daiei's import toy section
$19.99

[ninjaKid]

cute lesbians kissing
in the club parking lot
damn those lesbians!

-ad

[archonemis]

little Ursula
fonky girl from En Wai See
your smile makes me warm

deliberation
Sol has now scarred me for life
I'm all akshun, son

[tsar nicholas]

My hair is so big
That my head restraint don't quite
Fit me anymore

I like Nescafe
Some prefer to drink Starbucks
They are deluded

Frat-man with head turned
Gives me th' time to load my
Glistening AK

[Simon Paradise]

Riding on a cloud
Goku dreams of his lost tail
and giant monkeys.

[archonemis]

Edna is tupid
using AIM is too complex
needs a talking-to

[falcor]

bobby is dotard.
i'm on aim right now, fucker.
get thee online now!

[archonemis]

Hey, I was on TWICE
you were the one who fucked up
you are a fuck up

[tsar nicholas]

Originally posted by archonemis
Hey, I was on TWICE
you were the one who fucked up
you are a fuck up

Holy prakenstein, can I bite that on a future greeting card?

[archonemis]

I said that to my boss three years ago. I walked into a room (in passing) and he said (mostly to hisself), while counting numbers for inventory, "Why do I keep fucking up these numbers?" Me, "Because you're a fuck up." And then I walked out without so much as a smirk. He really was a fuck up.

[tsar nicholas]

Originally posted by archonemis
I said that to my boss three years ago. I walked into a room (in passing) and he said (mostly to hisself), while counting numbers for inventory, "Why do I keep fucking up these numbers?" Me, "Because you're a fuck up." And then I walked out without so much as a smirk. He really was a fuck up.

That totally rules. Poetry from life, foo'!

Reminds me of a meeting a couple weeks ago, when my pothead / small-time dealer boss was commenting on a co-worker's "cracked-out" state. I instinctively muttered th' "don't get high off your own supply" maxim; th' boss stared blankly, then promptly assigned me th' shittiest project in th' house. Fuck-up bosses are neat.

[archonemis]

Two days til birthday
I get to go to Ehs Ehf
dare I say, 'Boo-yah'

[5.92]

archonemis=thief
now I am in Sucka Free
gank a user name

nuclearwar dreams
try to fall asleep again
stop snoring, BooBoo

eggs, soda, vodka
on a long trip to Ehs Ehf
the guys hate me now

5, 9, 2 won't mind
he isn't even here now
he's in class . . . sucker

[fightgenie]

In dark empty malls,
lonely mannequins whisper:
"I wanna go home"

[perseus]

spend spend spend, open
alligator skin wallet!
let my soul be sold.

[The Pudding]

so much to be done
such little doing of things
what's up with all that?

[The Pudding]

Shit! Where is my lunch?
I have to make it myself?
Fuck, I hate cooking.

[perseus]

today tonight too
little sleep too much coffee
fuzzy and distant

[yama-yuri]

sliced jalapeno.
hair in face, brushed out of eye.
hot pepper revenge!

[archonemis]

I am not alone
I want to be with myself
feigning happiness

[archonemis]

Orange autumn sun
get up and kill get up and
kill get up and kill

Cute kitty Pocky
Jen is a pretty good friend
do not dissect him

[Jack]

Their was once a man who was very happy. He had a fairly nice bachelor apartment that he was only a few years too old for. He drank imported beers alone. He had great material wealth.

Then he realised that he wasn't happy after all.

[Jack]

Me or Bobby? Because I'll delete mine if you want.

[Jack]

Right-O ^_^

[archonemis]

This is my thread, guys
I love every syllable
please keep it HAIKU

RealBobby> if you're going to pretend to make haikus at least keep it 5 syl, 7 syl and 5 syl. Those things to posted are not goodthy in any way. You shouldn't be allowed to post here. So just learn this one thing, okay? 575

Let me repeat that

5
7
5

that's the number of sylables. Please observe the rules and don't drink the bathwater.

[archonemis]

Originally posted by RealBobby
her name is Janet

she is bigger than Finland

her huge pussy can be seen on the internet

5
7
12


You're 7 syllables over on the third line. Please erase this.

[archonemis]

Originally posted by RealBobby
his name is randall gaybrook

recently he is booked

for ass fucking some coon

7
6
6

This is all off. Honestly. What are you doing?

[yama-yuri]

a hidden meaning
lies inside; please refer to
favourite word list.

[tsar nicholas]

I saw your moms at
Ralph's, and she gave me th' clap.
What I'd heard was true.

[Simon Paradise]

deleted my reply
so some things might not make sense
they weren't haiku

[fightgenie]

Originally posted by archonemis


7
6
6

This is all off. Honestly. What are you doing?
He doesn't know what a syllable is.

[Simon Paradise]

what the fucking hell
that still isn't a haiku
this isn't that hard.

[fightgenie]

Originally posted by RealBobby



fightgenie don't know where his asshole is...
I think you need to crawl back into the toilet you came from. You don't belong here.

[tsar nicholas]

Originally posted by yama-yuri
a hidden meaning
lies inside; please refer to
favourite word list.

Guy from outer space
Has desire to eat cat
Laughs at his own jokes.

[yama-yuri]

bank on big boom yet,
is space another simple
heresy in time?

[archonemis]

Robin Williams
is a sick and deranged fuck
I want to meet him

[perseus]

together we stand
slowly sinking in the sand
as the tide rises.

[tsar nicholas]

I made th' mistake
Of checking this board without
Logging in; my bad.

Fuck a Perseus
Fuck every Perseus
He is a Chester.

[Simon Paradise]

Dat tey, Pootie Tang?
I'm gonna sign yo kitty
on the runny time.

[perseus]

I know you &nbsp;&nbsp; how? &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Tsar?
we know what happens to them;
your jewels wont save you.

[Shaftoe]

This old black dude rocked this on Def Poetry Jam the other night and it is, hands down, the best Haiku I have ever heard.

"Oh! She wants me to
Love her the way she would love
Her if she was me."

[Jack]

Triad or Lesbian;
how come when I try
I get no play?

[cellout]

he-man in speedos.
master of the universe?
master some pants, man.

i could school you all with my battle haiku skillz so easily.
but instead, i will alert you to...

the robo haiku.
parses arbitrary text.
leaves found haiku.

http://www.oblomovka.com/code/haiku.php3

[archonemis]

you cannot match me
I'm five times bigger in size
I'm a white man, too

[perseus]

Originally posted by Shaftoe
This old black dude rocked this on Def Poetry Jam the other night and it is, hands down, the best Haiku I have ever heard.

"Oh! She wants me to
Love her the way she would love
Her if she was me."

thnx shaftoe that IS a great one!

[fightgenie]

Originally posted by randall fairbrook
this breeze is goodness
i will be up drinking beer
and posting all night
Yessir That is what I'm saying.

[perseus]

cloying malt nectar
sweetsmell earth flavored herbsmoke
the gemini mix

[archonemis]

soothing, calm orange
I just don't post much no mo'
oh well, I'm here now

[archonemis]

Three days of sober
I'm very proud of myself
celebrate with beer

[Sayuki the Boiled Kitty]

robot worm people
burrow thru my brain matter
thought pattern damage

[Sayuki the Boiled Kitty]

apples are quite red
unless they are green instead
pink ladies are yum!

[archonemis]

nose bleeding again
too little vitamin K
should cut back on beer

ghetto fabulous
greasy kids in Fox Hills mall
I do not blend in

[tsar nicholas]

My fave Van Halen
Record skips like a mofo
Must switch to CDs.

[YelloKitty]

school is killing me
when is this shit gonna end
tsar nicholas rules

[tsar nicholas]

I'm Count Blushula
Let it be known that YK
Is th' total move.

[YelloKitty]

hella warmth in chest
for tsar nicholas, word up
and its not heartburn

[YelloKitty]

it's one in the mown
still not finished with homework
sippin on syzzurp

self love is played out
good porno is hard to find
doods have it easy

syllable sylla-,
ble syllable syllable,
syllable sylla.

[fightgenie]

we've got a phone here,
got a little ring in it.
HAHAHAHAHA!

[Simon Paradise]

My robot body
nails are like candy to me
five gorillas strong.

[archonemis]

People are stupid
I think we should be stricken
futile existence

[tsar nicholas]

I had a hamster
He was yellow and ate tons
His name was Th' Schnozz

I can't find my fez
And I got homework to do
This is a problem

[tsar nicholas]

YK is th' most
Oh my god, yes, oh my god
My wig has been flipped.

[YelloKitty]

tsar in the heezay
enamored of you muchly
ankle hurty, yay!

[archonemis]

along the coastline
Autumn sun blinding my eyes
and now I downshift

[archonemis]

My coffee is death
orange juice; pure and giving
pondering my thirst

[archonemis]

You are an ass-clown
I saw you fuck th' hell up
You goddamn fuck-up.

t$ar has stoled from me
my precious words were kidnapped
I think I'll harm him

sitting unemployed
at computer with Amon
playing my StarCraft



Hi, mister Rico
Sshhh, don't worry about it*
want to poke out eyes

I went to a coffee store today and a guy named Costa was working at a place where they had signs saying, "Now hiring HOT SHOTS". It was a coffee place. Yeah, pretty HIGH-larious. So, when it was my turn to get coffee I said, "I hear this place is hiring 'hot-shots', is that the case?" To which he replied, "Well, that depends. Do you - " I interrupted with "SSHHH! [I held out my hand so as to silence him like a child and shook my head at him] - No. Don't worry about it." At this point he looked genuinly dejected and sad, but I just ordered my coffee.

I'm amazed he didn't jump over the counter to beat me to death with my own clavicles.

[Shaftoe]

Crosshair selection
An accurate caliber
It must be contained

I don't like haikus,
I like to huff Renuzit,
I like that a lot.

[YelloKitty]

friday and it's time
to go spend all my money
pretending i'm rich

[Simon Paradise]

a sea farin lad
just like me crusty ol dad
no landlubber, me.

[ninjaKid]

need to win lotto
shit, my numbers lost again
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

-ad

[ninjaKid]

my heel really hurts
fuck this removeable cast
why me? why me? why?

damn she is so fine
waitressing at the pool hall
boyfriend! damn you sucka!

-ad

[Make Room]

Pizza, internet
Some carpal tunnel syndrome
but not from typing

[sanjay]

binary fireflies
your posts find me always
reading these dark threads

[archonemis]

dizzy, light-headed
playing StarCraft anyway
I should be working

[archonemis]

AddictProne

Haiku thread for you
What things happened today?
Make it mean something


Smoking in diner
in black, mirrored sun glasses
Japanese mullet

[AddictProne]

Other thread, uh...
Wow, I thought I was special
Excuse? I am lazy.

[archonemis]

All people are dumb
I am not an exeption
I cast first stone, though

:(

[archonemis]

damn food poisoning
you'd think I learned my lesson
liqour store shopping

[archonemis]

Pressed against the screen
orange enveloping me
small-scale indoor life

[YelloKitty]

oh lord, tuna melt
you always wreck the tummy
cheesy and yummy

[archonemis]

Kitty de Yellow
let your tummy be pleasant
vegetables are good

[perseus]

Downpressors


Eating on your back,
wiping the crumbs with your hair;
cutting, the knife slips.

[YelloKitty]

Originally posted by archonemis
Kitty de Yellow
let your tummy be pleasant
vegetables are good
ar-cho-de-nemis
why you no call me before
you went to the yay?

we coulda shared a
sammich, then i woulda been
mo' regular, damn.

[archonemis]

*wipes tear*

Oh, dearest kitty
I'll be back in Sucka Free
but with REAL planning

Sweet five point nine two
I couldn't get your number
I am a failure

Emp, my fine fellow
Shit, I called you at midnight
I am unworthy

[YelloKitty]

i will wipe your tears
and you best plan ahead, yo
sf, me and you.

[AddictProne]

It isn't the worldn assumed
when we talk to each other nice
some ways are more peek

[bionic dustmite]

born from a stone egg
pink cloud riding is so nice
but i smell quite bad

[bionic dustmite]

pigsy is so dumb
he should use his magic tricks
to get himself layed

[bionic dustmite]

ninja life sucks ass
contract killing is hard work
wish i was a vet

[archonemis]

StarCraft day and night
tendonitus is passe
can play forever

[bionic dustmite]

why am i still here?
i have nothing worth posting
get back to study.

[bionic dustmite]

smoking crack is cool
reality sucks today
why be clean at all

[emilie]

i had some clever ones...

but i hurridly shut down my computer before i left for home. [made up now... dont recall what i had written before]. damn....

my attempt to remember:

Autumn

Autumn, Fall, Autumn.
Fall leaves, fall. All toms au grat
in. Taters and cheese.

Winter

[Brrrr. Chilly willy.
Early sunsets, set.] I sick
El-p. nut butter.

Spring

Slinkys bounce and pounce
Acid metallic rain [pelts]
on the buds of noon

[archonemis]

That's a fine haiku series. Especially Autumn.

[remotecontrolalligator]

i do not know why
but i miss this thread muchly
come on bots, HAIKU!

[wonki wonki]

one two three four five
six and seven syllables
ten more makes haiku

[wonki wonki]

you son of a bitch
didn't i tell you to shut up?
i'll bitch slap your ass

[Garlic]

Endless fucking rain
a patch of dead grass now mud
or is it dog shit?

[YelloKitty]

the dishes, sitting
i promised to wash all yous
but i have to poo

gap essential bra
you are so spendtacular
but my boobs thank you

[bionic dustmite]

she said boob.. teehehehehee!!!

winter is so cold
way colder than autumn is
summer and spring too

who wants to battle??
my haiku better than yours
yes well not really!!

[EK-4000]

il neige.
y en a marre.
ras-le-bol.

[Hap]

from girls locker room
robots thank galadriel.
brand new elven cloaks!

[EK-4000]

soyez cool les bitches
vous me filez un tuyau
ce soir ou demain soir

[utinni2]

oh headache headach
why are you bothering me
why don't you go now

[wonki wonki]

please don't feed the trolls
please oh please don't feed the trolls
... the humanity!

[Kahimi]

Let me take a spin at a french one;

Mon coeur frappe
mon cerveau dans un jeu sauvage
pour mon sante mentale

[archonemis]

type, write, type, think, write
I need another beer now
need more ideas

[Garlic]

my favorite shirt
with the church of elvis logo
is very itchy.

[tsar nicholas]

Led fuckin' Zeppelin
Meat is vegetarian
Lentils threatening.

[Jack]

Macho Man Randy
Saaaaaaavaaaaaaggggggggeeeeee
OHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

[perseus]

Open bracket. Body.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit.
End body. Close bracket.

[Margin Walker]

Hey look, hey *you* man!
Hey, you are the *fucking man*!!!
I fucking love you!

[wonki wonki]

like a tsunami
torrential flow of garbage
i dust myself off

[perseus]

randal fairbrook why
are you always such a prick?
word: appropriate.

[wonki wonki]

perseus, must you be
always so overbearing?
it's not what, but how.

[perseus]

wonki, read back. can
you see that he attacked me?
my question was fair.

[RazeOner]

The Robot Lounge is....
going to the fucking dogs....
what you say bout that?

[wonki wonki]

you're so defensive.
you weren't the only one being
uninteresting.

[archonemis]

fucking pollution
ignore list is what I use
it's reasonable

thinking late night thoughts
I might like them tomorrow
we'll hope and find out

[perseus]

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