Who has a mullet? [Archive]

GEKIGANGER 3

03-24-2001, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by archonemis
My dow-stairs niegbor has a mullet and so does my friend's step-father.For a short while one of my uncle's had a mullet (thank god the 80's are over).

The mullet is easily one of the worst hair-cuts ever.

Anyone remember the 'duck tail'?

i still see a duck tail around on very sporadic occassions. people should hunt those, mullets are still a little too widespread. i mean, mullets are fuckin great to find, im not saying to stop it, just try to turn the focus onto duck tails. when i went to the LA auto show, i sat right behind this old mom with a mullet. he hair was grey, and she had it spiked on top. i was captivated. if she had mayonnaise sandwiches in her bag, i would have been floored. i should have started singing john cougar mellencamp and seen if she would have recognized and sang along.

BooBoo-Kitty

03-24-2001, 08:21 PM

what's wrong with mayonnaise sammiches???

ridestalker

03-25-2001, 01:39 AM

ok, well maybe mullets are a little played. they're everywhere, but fuck if i can't help but point them out all the time, but i'm only going to mention the more interesting ones. case 1 in 24 hours: a mid back length permed 1090, but gelled flat. case 2, tonight on 3rd street in SM: a family of mullets. Dad: standard 3070. Mom: 80s style femmullet. Kid: layered, trim and thick bowl cut (remember that it's layered now) with a fucking rat tail.

5.92

03-25-2001, 10:18 AM

when you do the 10/90 etc, I think of Van Halen 5150.

I love mayo. Maybe its cuz I used to be white trash though. Hellmans light is the shit. Mix mayo with hot sauce or BBQ sauce....holy shit and put it on a sandwich? It's good as hell.

Mikio4

03-26-2001, 11:26 PM

While, from an aesthetic point of view, the mullet has got to be the worst, I reserve a special place in my black heart for guys who wear ponytails (think Steven Seagal), cuz not only are they ugly they seem to always be accompanied by a repugnant personality.

l-train8

03-27-2001, 09:22 AM

The Vandals have an excellent song about mullets, called "I've Got an Ape Drape", on their "Hitler Bad, Vandals Good" CD. It's hilarious.

This couple I know have a 3 year old girl, and they keep her hair cut in a mullet. Doomed to white trashedness from the get-go.

kh6kine

03-27-2001, 10:26 PM

Oh. I had no idea these 'dooos had a name. No, I cannot seem to grow enuf hair to do that. I mean, my hair is kinda like, thin or something. I think ya gotta have like thick hair to make that work.

There are a coupla dudes at my office with real hipppie styles - like the 60s style, just long and straight and in a pony tail - it is amazing to see those "old dudes" wiff their hi school hair dooos. Kinda funny/interesting, ya know?

Mayo sammmiches? Yuk. Add some shoyu, please. And a slice of ham. With cheese. BTW - Is it like the Wish Sandwich from the Blues Brothers?

yellahbastard

03-28-2001, 09:55 AM

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

martin

03-28-2001, 10:19 AM

The guy who sits next to me at Kings hockey games has a really bad one. He's old enough to know better, but has the full on 1090, spiky on top. I can't really say anything to him, though. I mean, it's a hockey game, so there will be hockey hair. And then one of his buddies he goes with is Irish, so there's some Euro influence as well. Double whammy.

I saw a really good mullet in Vegas the other month. This guy had a really thick bushy one and he was wearing a Confederate flag jacket, too!

03-28-2001, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by Mikio4
While, from an aesthetic point of view, the mullet has got to be the worst, I reserve a special place in my black heart for guys who wear ponytails (think Steven Seagal), cuz not only are they ugly they seem to always be accompanied by a repugnant personality.

Like Jet Li?

I'm joking. Don't hurt me. I'll pay you money just please don't hurt me. Mommmmmmyy!!!!!

Mikio4

03-29-2001, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by kikaida01
Originally posted by Mikio4
While, from an aesthetic point of view, the mullet has got to be the worst, I reserve a special place in my black heart for guys who wear ponytails (think Steven Seagal), cuz not only are they ugly they seem to always be accompanied by a repugnant personality.

Like Jet Li?

I'm joking. Don't hurt me. I'll pay you money just please don't hurt me. Mommmmmmyy!!!!!

Naw, that's different. That's more a topknot than a ponytail. If yer a soccer fan another example would be Jeff Agoos (of the US national team) or David Seaman (of Arsenal and England).

03-29-2001, 10:21 AM

Let's all face it. Jet's rat tail in LW4 looked ridiculous.

On a related note, at one time I did have a picture of me and my dad on a fishing trip. He caught a mullet and I had a mullet. Creepy....

5.92

03-29-2001, 12:47 PM

When I worked at this tea house in Costa Mesa 3 years ago, alot of fake euro mullets used to cruise in. The mexican lady who worked in the back who couldnt speak english would call them 'pelucas.' Mullets Galore doesnt even know that shit.

03-29-2001, 12:54 PM

ya know i dont think i've ever seen too many asians with mullets, hmm why is that?

actually i can only think of one asian mullet off the top of my head. Robin Shou of the Mortal Kombat and Mortal Combat films

ridestalker

03-29-2001, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by skitzo-fix
ya know i dont think i've ever seen too many asians with mullets, hmm why is that?

actually i can only think of one asian mullet off the top of my head. Robin Shou of the Mortal Kombat and Mortal Combat films

are you kidding? look at bolo in every single movie. it's always nice and greasy.

martin

03-29-2001, 10:35 PM

Don't forget Yick from DeGrassi High or Dustin Nguyen in Jump Street.

And among other bad haircuts, Sammo Hung has worn a mullet.

Eric Nakamura

03-30-2001, 12:48 AM

I think the truest mullet wearer was Brian Boswoth. From being a hick, to putting numbers on the kid of his head, to being in shitty movies, he's the king. It's not just having a mullet that's important (like the great hockey players) but it's thinking you look cool too.

eric

5.92

03-30-2001, 04:35 AM

Originally posted by Eric Nakamura
I think the truest mullet wearer was Brian Boswoth. From being a hick, to putting numbers on the kid of his head, to being in shitty movies, he's the king. It's not just having a mullet that's important (like the great hockey players) but it's thinking you look cool too.

eric
When his shit came out, the mullet rose again like a phoenix. He's the main reason for modern mullet awareness.

Mikio4

03-30-2001, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by 5.92
Originally posted by Eric Nakamura
I think the truest mullet wearer was Brian Boswoth. From being a hick, to putting numbers on the kid of his head, to being in shitty movies, he's the king. It's not just having a mullet that's important (like the great hockey players) but it's thinking you look cool too.

eric
When his shit came out, the mullet rose again like a phoenix. He's the main reason for modern mullet awareness.

Now I gotta assume that yer from SoCal or someplace where there isn't hockey played cuz where there is hockey there are mullets and I can assure you they have NEVER gone away. They were here, are here, and will continue to be here; although I am a bit diappointed in the NHL lately. I mean what happened to Jagr and Chris Simon who were like the king mullets of the NHL? As for Boz I think he brought it more into mainstream consciousness cuz he was a football player which has a much broader appeal than hockey. Man I hated that fuck, I was glad when he turned out to be a total washout loser.

Mikio4

03-30-2001, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by martin
Don't forget Yick from DeGrassi High or Dustin Nguyen in Jump Street.

And among other bad haircuts, Sammo Hung has worn a mullet.

Did Yik sport the mullet? I can't remember him with the mullet. I always loved him cuz he started out a nerd who hung with the fat red head kid, but became a stoner hipster who hang out with the cool kids.

03-30-2001, 12:21 PM

I have to watch Joe Dirt for my mullet fix. Its all your fault!!!

l-train8

03-30-2001, 02:14 PM

Oh Man, the Boz! That brings back memories I'd like to forget. My dad is a huge Seahawks fan, and he went nuts when they drafted Brian Bosworth. He got a hideous mullet with green and blue stripes in it. Then he got some of those tiger striped crazy pants, also in green and blue. He'd get dressed up every Sunday and look so ridiculous. Thank God the Boz got injured halfway through his first season and never played again.

5.92

03-30-2001, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by Mikio4
Originally posted by 5.92
Originally posted by Eric Nakamura
I think the truest mullet wearer was Brian Boswoth. From being a hick, to putting numbers on the kid of his head, to being in shitty movies, he's the king. It's not just having a mullet that's important (like the great hockey players) but it's thinking you look cool too.

eric
When his shit came out, the mullet rose again like a phoenix. He's the main reason for modern mullet awareness.

Now I gotta assume that yer from SoCal or someplace where there isn't hockey played cuz where there is hockey there are mullets and I can assure you they have NEVER gone away. They were here, are here, and will continue to be here; although I am a bit diappointed in the NHL lately. I mean what happened to Jagr and Chris Simon who were like the king mullets of the NHL? As for Boz I think he brought it more into mainstream consciousness cuz he was a football player which has a much broader appeal than hockey. Man I hated that fuck, I was glad when he turned out to be a total washout loser.
I'm from Cal but I've lived in K.C for the past 3 years but mullet wise it feels like back in the day. The mullets in Cal (Balboa) drove Ninjas and mini-trucks, wore dayglo volleyball shorts and raggety azz high tops(think LIFESUCKSDIE issue 3) with bootied up tank tops and drank Coors light. The difference here is that most of the mullets are sketchy WT's. The frequency in when I see them is comparable to how many skate guys you see in Orange County. In other words I'm constantly surrounded. I've built up a tolerance but it never fails to see at least 3 good ones a day.

03-30-2001, 08:03 PM

Down here in the other La. there are plenty of mullets to go around. But a few weeks back at Mardi Gras I got quite a treat, I caught a glimpse of a rare She-mullet. I could only stand in awe as she passed.
Solo Out!

phism

03-30-2001, 09:33 PM

they're called femmullets. even better than meximullets. but um, yeah. me and my friends are mullet hunters. particularly my friend chris. he's got a photo album full of pictures, and a mullet log. we went to the monster truck rally and filmed outside the entrance. it was fun.

Eric Nakamura

03-30-2001, 10:45 PM

Tim Kawakami, the Oscar Dela Hoya writer, LA times writer, Lakers writer. Bad mullet.

senõr robot

03-30-2001, 11:53 PM

In college, my friends and I would go mullet tugging.

The object was (is) simple. Go up to someone at a bar whom you do not know, and slowly, deviously, cop a feel on the mullet. Then yank.

You can do whatever you want. You can be forthright about your interest in the feel of a mullet. Or, you can be sly. The point is, to take that piece of low class americana in your hands, squeeze tight, and pull.

The high was three mullet tugs in one night. Mind you, the high scorer was also the one of our group who enjoyed discreetly pissing on the bar while ordering drinks.

As for myself, the only mullet I have tugged on is my own - when I had it. That's why I'm here writing this thread instead of being out at a bar doing it to some drunk fuck with a bad haircut.

martin

03-31-2001, 12:42 AM

According to my memory, Yick didn't have a mullet until later on. Maybe the DeGrassi reunion episode/movie where Lucy got involved in the drunk driving wreck! In that episode (I think I have it on tape somewhere) Yick became a stoner, wearing tie-dye and a neck-warmer.

Being shot in Canada in the '80s, I think there were a lot of mullets in DeGrassi High. The annoying Joey Jeremiah had a mini-mullet (his hair was big all over) and so did that ingrate Wheels (balanced by clunky glasses). That's 2/3 of Zit Remedy!

And speaking of Canada/hockey hair, don't forget Barry Melrose. When he took the Kings to the Stanley Cup finals, he had an ape drape that was greasy like Lionel Richie's hair! Luc Robitaille's hair was a bit scary, too. Maybe 30-70. Not quite as bad as Jagr's. I think Jaromir was forced to cut his when Super Mario came back...

5.92

03-31-2001, 06:31 AM

Melrose still rocks that shit. I wonder if the heat caught up to Jagr when he cut his shit. Or was he just blind to it all. How would you like to be in the barber shop when that shit wen t down. It would be just as good as the alley oop to shaq in the conference finals last year.

Mikio4

04-01-2001, 07:09 PM

Damn, I was just channel surfing and stumbled across Lethal Weapon on TNT and Mel Gibson is wearing one fugly ass mullet. Sexiest man alive my ass.

jwa

04-01-2001, 07:57 PM

And the back is dreaded, too.

April fool.

5.92

04-20-2001, 04:36 PM

Fuck I just saw the 'Boz' on Jim Rome! His hair was all reg and shit. Whatever haircut he has, I want the opposite. Imagine all the indie snobs getting mullets? Not just the fashion guys but muthafuckers you would see at a sea and cake show or something..

Decadent1

04-20-2001, 05:06 PM

Mullets are the scourge of the human race.

5.92

04-20-2001, 05:19 PM

They dont bother me as much as they did back in the 80's. Watching a mullet is like watching someone with a 'kick me' sign on their back except it's hair.
peace

5.92

04-20-2001, 07:52 PM

Dude the Boz is ON AGAIN! He looks fuckin clucked out.

Mr. Whole Wheat

04-21-2001, 01:04 AM

i saw space hog perform on conan obrien and the lead singer was sporting a kind of rock star mullet.

Makes me want to grow one too. my hair is getting a little long, perhaps ill just short'n the sides and let it go...

04-22-2001, 08:49 AM

Those are almost like the fashion ones. But not as gnarly as J.Scott's though.

GEKIGANGER 3

04-23-2001, 12:08 AM

Brian Bosworth = guy who got steamrolled by Bo Jackson.

Bo Jackson = guy who broke bats like pencils.

yellahbastard

04-23-2001, 09:11 AM

i really have a mullet now. it's awesome. u mark my words, mullet's will be trendy soon. but by then i'll have something else. i'm always a step ahead, ya herd?

oh yeah, and the cornrows is definitely gonna happen in June. i'll post up a picture for y'all.

peace

04-23-2001, 02:52 PM

Just dont get the mullet rows like spree and shit.

yellahbastard

04-23-2001, 03:00 PM

but u know spree got it going on like the pit-bull breeding ghetto ass G that he is.

04-23-2001, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by yellahbastard
but u know spree got it going on like the pit-bull breeding ghetto ass G that he is.
That move on Vince Carter in the paint was fuckin sick. He blew right past his azz with that stop and go shit. I think Vince was distracted by his mullet flowing by.

Mikio4

04-24-2001, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by 5_92
Originally posted by yellahbastard
but u know spree got it going on like the pit-bull breeding ghetto ass G that he is.
That move on Vince Carter in the paint was fuckin sick. He blew right past his azz with that stop and go shit. I think Vince was distracted by his mullet flowing by.

I think Vince was busy thinking about how great he is so he didn't have time to do anything so mundane as play defense.

yellahbastard

04-24-2001, 09:41 AM

gotta mullet

Salami Swami

04-26-2001, 02:25 AM

My man Spree's braided mullet is hot!
No doubt, the shit gives him much power, like Samson and shit. He was okay as a baldy at Golden State, but he really blew the fuck up when the mullet kicked in.
Alot of people would argue that his hair really isn't a mullet at all, its just the way its braided. Funk dat.
I love the braided mullet steez. Sprewell kicks booty.

kh6kine

04-30-2001, 09:05 PM

HEY - there's an article in the LA Times about that beer drinkin', butt scratchin', nose pickin' red neck do. Mentions Meg Ryan as one of the femme mullet-izers.

Must be Pre-Joe Dirt hype, eh??

yellahbastard

05-01-2001, 08:34 AM

i saw this asian kid walking down Melrose with a PHAAATT cornrow mullet. I'm talkin, the guy musta had like shoulder length hair, and he fucking cornrowed that shizat down his head and down his shoulders. he was all pimped out in hip hop finery, although he didn't look like he could ball worth a damn

05-01-2001, 08:58 PM

if it's braided its not a mullet, a mullet is a true hack job, not a neatly braided hairdo, i think you have gotten it all mixerd up.

that

is

all

empanadamn

05-02-2001, 01:55 PM

my friend says in london fools are rocking mullets as a fashion statement. he says they pull it off too...

i think the whole mullet-hunting thing / whatever you wanna call it is mad played. even that really annoying dickhead on the realworld new orleans was all about it.

i had to change the name of my dj crew cos the shit got so played...

when i was little, i rocked ducktails like a champ. before i entered 3rd grade in '83 i had a BLEACHED tail. WHAT! my mom bleached it. she helped me set trends in my early years. thanks mom. later, i rocked the tail & spiked hair. yeah, i was flossin... comb in the back pocket... just dampen the hair to refreshen the gleam & hold. AY! NO TOUCHING!

i think there's still a few B-BOYS, cholos, and others who sport ducktails. nothing to be ashamed of though. just don't let it get out of hand to where you can't manage it. and if you got real curly hair, don't even play around with the tails. you just end up having a cotton ball on the back of your neck.

as for THE BOZ, yeah, i grew up in a town where FOOTBALL is KING. all these sweaty white kids smelling like lunchroom ketchup rocked their football numbers with pride, wearing their jerseys and what not. and maybe some half-ass stripes on the other side of their head. THE BOZ is dope though. he had a great steez that still permeates america. you got the hideous weightlifting pants, some shirt w/ the sleeves ripped all the way down the side, some wack ass sneaks, topped off with the shades. jump back & kiss yourself.

currently, my hair is in the "in between" stage. i'm not sure in between what yet. maybe a fade and chewbacca.

peace.
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5.92

05-02-2001, 08:27 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by empanadamn
[B]my friend says in london fools are rocking mullets as a fashion statement. he says they pull it off too...

i think the whole mullet-hunting thing / whatever you wanna call it is mad played. even that really annoying dickhead on the realworld new orleans was all about it.

i had to change the name of my dj crew cos the shit got so played...

Was your crew 'Mullet style Dj's'?
I heard shit was like that in France too.
I knew it was the beginning of the end when the crappy streetwear guy did the mullet segment on that wack azz show of theirs.
So whats up with your crew? Do you have a site or some audio shits to check out?

empanadamn

05-03-2001, 10:46 PM

zup, 5.92?

naw, we're not mullet styles. never heard of those dudes. we used to go by "mullet broz." (short for "the mullet brotherz flyin' turntable stunt cirkus" - it was a bit of a compromised name, using stuff that various members came up with). btw, we're in austin, texas.
there's not a lot of turntable stuff blowing up the spot here, but there's a few who hold it down.

anyway, we changed the name just cos one of our members was leaving town, plus the mullet was getting out of hand. we shed the mane as well as the name... we now go by "haterzville DJz". the name implicates a lot of things, not just being a regular "hater."

but if you ever wanna check us out, we do a mixshow w/ live audio & video stream every once inna while. the program's changed a bit (a lot less frequent), but i think it's going to be every first thursday of the month. check out blastro.com and look for AUDIO BURNER. i don't know if any of the archives are up though.
we play hip-hop - a mixture of underground, some commercial, and my favorites - golden age classics.

thanks for your interest. =)

btw. i wanna punch that fucking blond kid from real world new orleans straight in his fucking bitch-made shades & choke him with his little bitch-made raver necklace (if he wore one... i can't recall). FUCK THAT DUDE! ARGH!

peace.
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05-13-2001, 05:45 PM

OMG!!! Mullets rule!!!!!! http://www.mulletsofkc.cjb.net

lotto

05-14-2001, 10:23 AM

i saw a mullatino at a Ramones concert. I was standing right behind the guy when he started head banging and throwing the devil sign. It was pretty nasty because i got sprayed in the face by sweat (or was it gheri curl juice)?

another famous mullet sighting: Bud Bundy from Married with children.

i remember in jr high all these guys with mullets and thinking to myself how stupid they looked. Then again, i was the skinny chinese kid with the bowl cut.

Asharak

05-15-2001, 09:39 PM

As much as it embarrasses me to admit it now, I had a mullet all through junior high. One time I even had lines shaved into the sides and it made me look like that one tennis-playing mullethead in Gummo. Ooooh yeah. Bad.

[Edited by Waco Jesus on 07-08-2002 at 02:33 AM]

Zaius

05-16-2001, 08:56 AM

I have a skullet.

kamenriderv3

07-08-2002, 01:27 AM

my latest haircut is the shortest i've had it. no more mullets mom.

BooBoo-Kitty

07-08-2002, 08:07 AM

i'm rockin the mullet currently. i don't know if i am worthy of the privilege of braiding it up though.

l-train8

07-08-2002, 10:21 AM

I really thought mullets were dead. They are a punchline for internet conversations like this. No one would actually wear one, right? So over the 4th of July I was at a monster truck show at the North Idaho State Fairgrounds. Mullet City, my friends. Dads and their sons proudly sporting mullets and matching WWF t-shirts. Chicks with mullets. It was like a time warp back to 1987.

BooBoo-Kitty

07-08-2002, 10:34 AM

make no mistake friend, the mullet is alive and well in this day and age. one has only to hearken back to the world cup to see that the fashion has gone worldwide.

kamenriderv3

07-08-2002, 03:15 PM

yay!

09-05-2006, 12:37 PM

http://www.atomiclotusbox.com/mullet_san.jpg

ocd

09-05-2006, 12:38 PM

It's a Kid'n'Play-llet.

09-05-2006, 12:39 PM

you just know he was hanging upside down

with a can of hairspray and a blow dryer

at some point

35ft6

09-05-2006, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by atomiclotusbox
http://www.atomiclotusbox.com/mullet_san.jpg But for the grace of God, there goes I.:(

650lex

09-05-2006, 12:44 PM

where did you get that shirt from?
Dejaiz or The Oak Tree?

09-05-2006, 12:50 PM

I.O.U.

35ft6

09-05-2006, 12:50 PM

^ Looks like he got it at Arsenio Hall's garage sale.

kamenriderv3

09-05-2006, 01:13 PM

he probably could headstand for hours

650lex

09-05-2006, 01:19 PM

could have been worse

RAT TAIL!

35ft6

09-05-2006, 01:45 PM

^ And a lightning bolt shaped highlight.

kamenriderv3

09-05-2006, 01:48 PM

and cut or two through the eyebrows

650lex

09-05-2006, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by 35ft6
^ And a lightning bolt shaped highlight.

or just highlights
from when dudes use their sisters bottle of sun in!

35ft6

09-05-2006, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by 650lex

or just highlights
from when dudes use their sisters bottle of sun in! Holy shit, I had a fat friend who went crazy with the Sun In trying to get his hair to look like Agassi's super mullet. Imagine a fat 6th grade kid with a huge orange mullet/mohawk/raccoon on his huge head. And he sucked at tennis.