do you do anal?

[johnny_sokk0]

just wondering.

[captain beeheart]

Give and receive. Avidly.

[Edited by captain beeheart on 07-04-2002 at 04:26 PM]

[johnny_sokk0]

beeheart receives strap on luv

[kamenriderv3]

my poopie does anal

[perseus]

http://www.modaldub.net/images/spoof/sol_goldjacket.jpg

this guy does anal...

Ah yes, the Solipsism does do anal.
I hear, Perseus, your anus gets wet just thinking about it.

[falcor]

LOL.


pussypus, just let it go already.

[perseus]

Originally posted by Metempsychosis
Ah yes, the Solipsism does do anal.
I hear, Perseus, your anus gets wet just thinking about it.

hehe... you gotta stop listen' to those voices in your head Sol - woops, er, i mean Metem.

[5.92]

Every time I try and do that shit the girl will always cry and ask me if I'm finished yet. I dont push the anal thing anymore. I prefer less sacrifice and having fun in bed...To me, sex should be about expressing and exposing yourself emotionally.

Originally posted by falcor
LOL.


pussypus, just let it go already.

He can't let go anymore. Maybe he needs an anal tuck.

[5.92]

Originally posted by Metempsychosis
Ah yes, the Solipsism does do anal.
I hear, Perseus, your anus gets wet just thinking about it.
I've obviously been gone for awhile and 2 things that I miss are you Sol and my man Shagwerks looking down on this as I type... I guess you got barred but fuck that...You were a good reference when it came to design and life etc( You can still fuck off if you still hate David Carson..j/k) You should come back as SolipsiZm... If dumb azz SARGENTBLOCK could do that you should too.

Hope things are going good for you as I could presume... I;m about to meet Yello, Akuma and Enjoisey as well as a gang of other cool azz robots in the city. Take care homie...

Originally posted by 5.92
Originally posted by Metempsychosis
Ah yes, the Solipsism does do anal.
I hear, Perseus, your anus gets wet just thinking about it.
I've obviously been gone for awhile and 2 things that I miss are you Sol and my man Shagwerks looking down on this as I type... I guess you got barred but fuck that...You were a good reference when it came to design and life etc( You can still fuck off if you still hate David Carson..j/k) You should come back as SolipsiZm... If dumb azz SARGENTBLOCK could do that you should too.

Hope things are going good for you as I could presume... I;m about to meet Yello, Akuma and Enjoisey as well as a gang of other cool azz robots in the city. Take care homie...

Hey 5.92.
I remember thee. It's been a while since we've had the chance to interact and yes some things are new and different, while some things never change.

It's a real pity what happened to Shag.

Say hello to everyone.

[perseus]

Originally posted by Metempsychosis
Originally posted by falcor
LOL.


pussypus, just let it go already.

He can't let go anymore. Maybe he needs an anal tuck.


i am sure you know a lot more about these than i ever will...

[johnny_sokk0]

just not finding the right girls

Originally posted by 5.92
Every time I try and do that shit the girl will always cry and ask me if I'm finished yet. I dont push the anal thing anymore. I prefer less sacrifice and having fun in bed...To me, sex should be about expressing and exposing yourself emotionally.

[5.92]

Originally posted by johnny_sokk0
just not finding the right girls

Originally posted by 5.92
Every time I try and do that shit the girl will always cry and ask me if I'm finished yet. I dont push the anal thing anymore. I prefer less sacrifice and having fun in bed...To me, sex should be about expressing and exposing yourself emotionally.
You're probably right...either way its cool though.

[YelloKitty]

can i take the fifth on this question?

[johnny_sokk0]

of course you can.
it's not like anyone will actually admit to liking it.

[perseus]

Originally posted by YelloKitty
can i take the fifth on this question?

hey yk, i like your diary site, very funny, cute and sincere all at once. hope you are feeling better. i'll be up at SFSU monday to drop some classes and pay library late fees...

btw, i think posting "i take the fifth" on this pretty much amounts to saying "Yes"... heh ;)

[YelloKitty]

*puts hands up* OKAY YOU GOT ME. jeez.

*hides behind diary*

[perseus]

Originally posted by johnny_sokk0
of course you can.
it's not like anyone will actually admit to liking it.

i had several girlfriends who liked it quite a bit, though it certainly was Not something they would talk about in normal conversation... though i think if it was just close friends, and someone asked about it kinda generally they prob would have admitted it... i think this happened once like 10 years ago, but it's kinda hazy... generally you are right i think, there is some kind of pressure not to admit liking it... but it was not so long ago some women would not admit liking sex in general even - i mean admit as in talk about publicly. the public discourse seems to gradually be getting more open... tough we do have John Asscroft in charge, along with dub-ya, so i wouldnt count on forward progress too much...

[perseus]

Originally posted by YelloKitty
*puts hands up* OKAY YOU GOT ME. jeez.

*hides behind diary*


lol - see, someone DID admit it! a sign of social progress! the world IS a good place mb, perhaps there IS a Santa Claus, mb things will turn out alright afterall -

nah...

but it's cool you are secure & confident enough to talk about it.

[Angel10]

I will probably get shit for this too, (no pun intended) but I think anal can give you one of the most awsome climaxes out there when coupled with other stimulation. Also, for males it is more stimulating because of their prostate.

I could go into it, but I think for some it is a SORE subject...

[kamenriderv3]

i think i have the wrong insurance carrier. allstate is just not meeting my needs. i need prostate!

[YelloKitty]

Originally posted by perseus
Originally posted by YelloKitty
*puts hands up* OKAY YOU GOT ME. jeez.

*hides behind diary*


lol - see, someone DID admit it! a sign of social progress! the world IS a good place mb, perhaps there IS a Santa Claus, mb things will turn out alright afterall -

nah...

but it's cool you are secure & confident enough to talk about it.


i mean, it's not like i'm ashamed or anything (okay maybe just a lil bit), and i think i mightve even mentioned it jokingly the first time i met my bf. my ex-bf liked that shit (ha!), but i don't exactly beg for it either you know? i think the appeal for me was that it was something naughty, and it would turn me on.

a thumb in the bum sometimes is not so bad.

one thing that guys tend to forget is that you need to work up to the penetration thing, even if its just a finger. one guy i used to date/screw/whatever wasn't too experienced and straight up rammed the digit without any lube. i pretty much hit him in the gullet and told him "dood get your fucking finger wet first you motherfucker!"

it's okay tho. we stopped seeing each other not much longer after that.

i think i mightve said too much.

[Cornelius]

...i stuck it in the wrong hole once...


ok maybe twice...but whos counting?
<h6>(god?)</h6>

[perseus]

Originally posted by YelloKitty
i think i mightve said too much.

nah, i would say more myself but i suspect anything too personal i might share would simply be used by - ehem - a certain immature person as an excuse to start giving me shit and hence ruin the thread for everyone. i dunno, mb i will share more later...

Originally posted by perseus
Originally posted by YelloKitty
i think i mightve said too much.

nah, i would say more myself but i suspect anything too personal i might share would simply be used by - ehem - a certain immature person as an excuse to start giving me shit and hence ruin the thread for everyone. i dunno, mb i will share more later...





IT IS TRUE! HAHAHAHA!
Shush. You've already said too much.

[Robocon^^]

Originally posted by Cornelius
...i stuck it in the wrong hole once...


Yeah, it's not one of those things you can just slip in w/o prior warning. I mean you could but...

[YelloKitty]

you'd get socked in the gullet.

[perseus]

Originally posted by Robocon^^
Originally posted by Cornelius
...i stuck it in the wrong hole once...


Yeah, it's not one of those things you can just slip in w/o prior warning. I mean you could but...

some women i have known seem to get so ecxited that enough moisture usually makes its way back there to help out if you have some decent forplay... others need a little Astroglide™ to help the situation ;) just seems to be one of those physical things that is different from one to the next...

[Angel10]

Originally posted by YelloKitty
Originally posted by perseus
Originally posted by YelloKitty
*puts hands up* OKAY YOU GOT ME. jeez.

*hides behind diary*


lol - see, someone DID admit it! a sign of social progress! the world IS a good place mb, perhaps there IS a Santa Claus, mb things will turn out alright afterall -

nah...

but it's cool you are secure & confident enough to talk about it.


i mean, it's not like i'm ashamed or anything (okay maybe just a lil bit), and i think i mightve even mentioned it jokingly the first time i met my bf. my ex-bf liked that shit (ha!), but i don't exactly beg for it either you know? i think the appeal for me was that it was something naughty, and it would turn me on.

a thumb in the bum sometimes is not so bad.

one thing that guys tend to forget is that you need to work up to the penetration thing, even if its just a finger. one guy i used to date/screw/whatever wasn't too experienced and straight up rammed the digit without any lube. i pretty much hit him in the gullet and told him "dood get your fucking finger wet first you motherfucker!"

it's okay tho. we stopped seeing each other not much longer after that.

i think i mightve said too much.

Hey yk, I totally know what you mean.. you have to work up to it. Those anal training kits are the bomb! I used a small butt plug while having sex and then kept moving on up until I was ready for the real thing, and by then its gooood! Just make sure you have lots of lube, or the Rocco way and use lots o spit. Massaging around the ring helps a lot too. The main thing is to be relaxed then it can be enjoyable.

And perseus, who cares about what these immature people think, just speak your mind. I really appreciate the comments you gave to me in the breast implant section. I was going to abandon the boards until you said that, thanks.

[Robocon^^]

Originally posted by perseus
some women i have known seem to get so ecxited that enough moisture usually makes its way back there to help out if you have some decent forplay... others need a little Astroglide™ to help the situation ;) just seems to be one of those physical things that is different from one to the next...
lubed issues aside, it's still something you don't just slip in w/o advance notice :-/

[perseus]

Originally posted by Angel10
Originally posted by YelloKitty
Originally posted by perseus
Originally posted by YelloKitty
*puts hands up* OKAY YOU GOT ME. jeez.

*hides behind diary*


lol - see, someone DID admit it! a sign of social progress! the world IS a good place mb, perhaps there IS a Santa Claus, mb things will turn out alright afterall -

nah...

but it's cool you are secure & confident enough to talk about it.


i mean, it's not like i'm ashamed or anything (okay maybe just a lil bit), and i think i mightve even mentioned it jokingly the first time i met my bf. my ex-bf liked that shit (ha!), but i don't exactly beg for it either you know? i think the appeal for me was that it was something naughty, and it would turn me on.

a thumb in the bum sometimes is not so bad.

one thing that guys tend to forget is that you need to work up to the penetration thing, even if its just a finger. one guy i used to date/screw/whatever wasn't too experienced and straight up rammed the digit without any lube. i pretty much hit him in the gullet and told him "dood get your fucking finger wet first you motherfucker!"

it's okay tho. we stopped seeing each other not much longer after that.

i think i mightve said too much.

Hey yk, I totally know what you mean.. you have to work up to it. Those anal training kits are the bomb! I used a small butt plug while having sex and then kept moving on up until I was ready for the real thing, and by then its gooood! Just make sure you have lots of lube, or the Rocco way and use lots o spit. Massaging around the ring helps a lot too. The main thing is to be relaxed then it can be enjoyable.

And perseus, who cares about what these immature people think, just speak your mind. I really appreciate the comments you gave to me in the breast implant section. I was going to abandon the boards until you said that, thanks.

thanks yerself! it's nice to hear a positive comment once in a while! :)

[perseus]

Originally posted by Robocon^^
Originally posted by perseus
some women i have known seem to get so ecxited that enough moisture usually makes its way back there to help out if you have some decent forplay... others need a little Astroglide™ to help the situation ;) just seems to be one of those physical things that is different from one to the next...
lubed issues aside, it's still something you don't just slip in w/o advance notice :-/

true! i didnt mean to imply otherwise... it of course depends on your partner and the situation. presumably it would be someone you have been seeing for a while and both are pretty close.. and have been doing anal already. in this case i think it could just flow naturally in the course of making love, just like vaginal intercourse. you dont usually "just slip in" there either! forplay is a good thing... mb in the top five of all things now that i think about it... there's nothing worse to me than a gf that isn't that into the forplay. the intercourse itself i think is certainly only one small part of the whole thing. just mho of course... i do pity the wham-bam-thank-you-mam type though. it's not a race for chrissake! heh... you gotsta take your time, enjoy it and make it last as long as possible i say. i read a sex survey once where they interviewed people all over the world to see what the average time was for "making love". the United States was either the worst or almost the worst i think, with an average time of like 7 minutes or something and people also, on average, were more inhibited in the bedroom. in Sweden and Japan they had some of the longest times, and in Japan were one of the most uninhibited cultures. Brazil had the longest time of all with an average of like 2 hours or something - crazy! from my single trip (so far) to Brazil this does seem to be true. Brazil is really great, their joie de vivre is awesome, i would move there if i spoke better Portuguese...

interesting side note on <a href="http://facstaff.uww.edu/shiblesw/humorbook/h6jv.html">joie de vivre</a>:


And joie de vivre may be seen as a joy of everything, a comprehensive joy, a philosophy of life, a Weltanschauung. Robert's Dictionnaire says joie is "sentiment exaltant ressenti par toute la conscience," that is, involves one's whole being.

But it is a joy first of all. "Joy" has been defined by Webster's International Dictionary (1986:1222) as "the emotion excited by the acquisition or expectation of good." Thus, "joy" is an emotion and involves the ethical term "good." To learn about joie de vivre we must, then, have a sound theory of emotion and ethics.

[YelloKitty]

Originally posted by perseus
[the United States was either the worst or almost the worst i think, with an average time of like 7 minutes or something...

wow. that's lame. my bf is the ruler of my underpants.

[perseus]

Originally posted by YelloKitty
Originally posted by perseus
[the United States was either the worst or almost the worst i think, with an average time of like 7 minutes or something...

wow. that's lame. my bf is the ruler of my underpants.


lol - as it should be goddamnit!

hehe... yea, that statistic of 7 minutes has not been born out in my personal experience for the most part, but from talking to friends and lovers, heh, and reading about it a bit, i could see how that might be true. sadly, many people in the U.S. have pretty miserable sex lives it seems... mb if everyone could just smoke a fat joint and get good sex on a regular basis, this country would loosen up and the world would be a much better place for it. if i had Bill Gates' money i could probably buy world peace by sending a package of Joy of Sex or something and a brick of good dope to every household in America :)

[angoraphobia]

hmmm.....ouch

[Zaius]

I dunno...I used to with a long-ago ex but I think in actual practice it's not a sexy as it is in concept. You gotta do some "prep work" to make sure things don't get messy.

But then again, I used to slip a thumb back there with this Catholic Girl I used to see and she got hooked.

Literally.

[perseus]

Originally posted by Zaius
I dunno...I used to with a long-ago ex but I think in actual practice it's not a sexy as it is in concept. You gotta do some "prep work" to make sure things don't get messy.

But then again, I used to slip a thumb back there with this Catholic Girl I used to see and she got hooked.

Literally.





lol! this reminds me of the ole "carry 'em like a six-pack" joke... wow, i had totally forgotten that one, thnx :)

[Angel10]

Originally posted by perseus
[/B]


lol! this reminds me of the ole "carry 'em like a six-pack" joke... wow, i had totally forgotten that one, thnx :)

[/B][/QUOTE]

more like a bowling ball

[perseus]

Originally posted by Angel10
Originally posted by perseus



lol! this reminds me of the ole "carry 'em like a six-pack" joke... wow, i had totally forgotten that one, thnx :)

[/B]

more like a bowling ball [/B][/QUOTE]


lol, yea i guess so. two fingers in front, one in back, and away she goes... ;)

[Shaftoe]

I like it. I also like porn. Ever notice how more and more porn scenes involve the backdoor? One could reasonably surmise that since most people like porn, and most porn includes anal, a reasonable percentage of people (guys at least) like the idea of slippin' it where the sun don't shine.

There is the tightness factor, the naughty factor, etc. I will personally rock that shit (overused pun). Not every time, or even every other time, because pussy is man's greatest gift. But when it's a particularly passionate, open sex session I am inclined to GENTLY introduce the exclamation mark to the asterisk. Ass you may know, that shit feels good, butt it must be approached and executed properly because it does hurt... if you've ever done this with someone their first time (or had it done to you, not speaking from experience) you know what I mean. And unless you get off on your partner whimpering (sick fuck), then you gotta be slick about it - both figuratively and literally. But it can be loads of fun.

On kinda the same subject but involving a different bodily instrument, something that disgusts the hell out of me personally is LICKING ass. Porn - fast forward button. Chick wants to do it - sorry baby. If you like that and it's your thing, cool, whatever, but dude that is an ASS. That is where you POOP.

Things that fucking disgust me -

-Licking ass

-Porn where the chick gets fucked in the ass and then sucks the dude's dick. I hope that chick gets colonics. She is slurping the putrefied residue of her bowels off of dude's member. Yes, the anus is an errogenous zone but COME THE FUCK ON. It's not a buffet. It's not a nacho cheese dispenser a la 7-Eleven.

/rant off

Lastly, to all chicks who are down enough to let their man stick it in auxiliary input #2, PROPS. Thanks for being so open-minded.

[shampoo]

ive only done it with 2 guys. both of them were boyfriends. i think there is a trust issue involved where im not going to let just anyone do that to me. and it does depend on the size of the instrument too. my current bf is just too big, there is NO WAY he is putting that monster in my ass. but if the guy is an average or below average size, then its usually fine. and yes lots of time and lube is necessary.

[fmstlr]

you've forever marred my dining experience. Good luck in Chef Skool.

[myleftlung]

Originally posted by shampoo
ive only done it with 2 guys. both of them were boyfriends. i think there is a trust issue involved where im not going to let just anyone do that to me. and it does depend on the size of the instrument too. my current bf is just too big, there is NO WAY he is putting that monster in my ass. but if the guy is an average or below average size, then its usually fine. and yes lots of time and lube is necessary.

This will haunt me at every future GR event I attend. :/

[shampoo]

oh geez sensitive ppl arent we?
looks like i need to get out the strap on for both fmstlr and mll.
and im going to be a great chef! i will excel in chefery! SAY IT BITCH! SAY IT!

tee hee.

A chick with a dick eh? Hmm...I need to rethink my entry...

[Angel10]

I know what you mean, Shampoo, I dated a guy for three years with a ten inch unit (I shit you not! And that was measured from the top!) and we tried the back door, and it was not happening, even with anal ease numbing cream! That thing was thick as a mofo too. But now my bf is a perfect 7 1/2 inch and its really good whereva he puts it!

As for lickin ass, my bf loves to do it, you know to get it nice and lubed up and relaxed. I always make sure its clean, and enimas work really good-- that's what all porn stars use. But you're right, that is nasty when you see a porn movie and he's sticking it in her ass, and then in her pussy, cause that is a big no-no, unless you want some nasty cottage cheese like infection! They get paid enough to deal with that shit I guess.

Has anyone tried anal on e? That is the bomb, you just can't get enough!

[wnoodle]

I am both aroused and disturbed... I find these conflicting feelings somewhat distressing.

I say every hole should have the benefit of the peg...

[kamenriderv3]

Originally posted by Angel10
Has anyone tried anal on e?

is this the "wild on" show with brooke burke?

[perseus]

Originally posted by kamenriderv3
Originally posted by Angel10
Has anyone tried anal on e?

is this the "wild on" show with brooke burke?


lol!

[stryfe]

Originally posted by Angel10
Has anyone tried anal on e? That is the bomb, you just can't get enough!
you mean taking e like a suppository?

[Ricky]

damn anal is becoming too mainstream, time to look for another orafice

[Angel10]

Originally posted by stryfe
Originally posted by Angel10
Has anyone tried anal on e? That is the bomb, you just can't get enough!
you mean taking e like a suppository?

No, just ex-ing and anal go REALLY well together! No suppository, never tried that one... butt yeah, ahem, for some reason, when you're on Ecstacy you really can't feel it going in, it's a trip! Like, he was in and I also wanted him to put a vibrating dildo in WHILE he was in. Now, that's what I'm talkin about when I say "can't get enough"!

[perseus]

Originally posted by Angel10
Originally posted by stryfe
Originally posted by Angel10
Has anyone tried anal on e? That is the bomb, you just can't get enough!
you mean taking e like a suppository?

No, just ex-ing and anal go REALLY well together! No suppository, never tried that one... butt yeah, ahem, for some reason, when you're on Ecstacy you really can't feel it going in, it's a trip! Like, he was in and I also wanted him to put a vibrating dildo in WHILE he was in. Now, that's what I'm talkin about when I say "can't get enough"!

craziness.

[Cornelius]

...a thumb in the bum
and a belly full of rum
sounds like a blast
and shit load of fun...

http://www.knurdle.com/albums/giantrobot/fatperseus.jpg

From: . Peresus . (Jul 07, 2002 12:09 EDT)
I like anal.

[Shaftoe]

I find this thread immensely amusing, and informational at the same time. Coolness.

[kamenriderv3]

http://www.knurdle.com/albums/giantrobot/fatperseus.jpg


ung dah jubi nawaka tai! han solo doo hahbe. har har har!

[perseus]

Originally posted by Solipsism
http://www.modaldub.net/images/spoof/a/sol_nudist.jpg

From: . Solipsism . (Jul 07, 2002 12:09 EDT)
I like felching while drunk.


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[mwt.]

Originally posted by 5.92
Every time I try and do that shit the girl will always cry and ask me if I'm finished yet. I dont push the anal thing anymore. I prefer less sacrifice and having fun in bed...To me, sex should be about expressing and exposing yourself emotionally.

did skinny k. take it up the ass?

[blink]

Originally posted by shampoo
ive only done it with 2 guys. both of them were boyfriends. i think there is a trust issue involved where im not going to let just anyone do that to me. and it does depend on the size of the instrument too. my current bf is just too big, there is NO WAY he is putting that monster in my ass. but if the guy is an average or below average size, then its usually fine. and yes lots of time and lube is necessary.

:eek: *faints*

[archonemis]

For some reason when I think about anal sex I take an empathetic mindset and wonder what it would be like to take it. That usually makes me not want to try. I wouldn't want to do that to a girl.

I have, however, wondered what it would be like to have nasal sex. Granted you'd have to rip the nostril to fit anything in there, but wow. What an experience that must be.

[Jack]

Do I do anal?

Not yet, but if the right person came along, I could be convinced....

They'd have to be really hot, open minded, and have a cache of lube bigger than George Dubya's kill-list...

Eek, my uterus quivers with longing........

[akuma]

Originally posted by randall fairbrook
now analingus...that's the goods.... ;-)



true... except the cleanliness factor has to be exceptionally high.
salad has to be washed and inspected in order to be tossed.

[stryfe]

Originally posted by hannabarbarella
not, blood, n gristle could replace the lube. next naughtiness: ear sex?! would q-tips be considered an ear sex toy?
that seems dangerous.

[Jack]

I always use plenty lube when I play with my ears

[yama-yuri]

to read about in the form of a question...
Check out http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/Cat6.html#sexual to read all kinds of responses to questions about sex. i'm a college sexuality educator myself and my bookshelf contains "Anal Pleasure and Health' by Jack Morin. Yeah, its all that, with 275 pages devoted to this very topic.

[kamenriderv3]

no and i don't do windows either

[kimmisan]

Originally posted by perseus

No, just ex-ing and anal go REALLY well together! No suppository, never tried that one... butt yeah, ahem, for some reason, when you're on Ecstacy you really can't feel it going in, it's a trip! Like, he was in and I also wanted him to put a vibrating dildo in WHILE he was in. Now, that's what I'm talkin about when I say "can't get enough"!

craziness.

[/B][/QUOTE]

amen to that.. craziness.. but does sound.. somewhat entertaining.. lol~

this has definitely been an interesting and informative thread. :D

[akuma]

im pissed they took the 'vice guide to anal sex' down at viceland.com

that was quite a feature.

[scuba keef]

I think it is great but a little messy, and it is usually used as a treat, can't do it everyday I think. But some girls are really into it.

[YelloKitty]

Originally posted by akuma
im pissed they took the 'vice guide to anal sex' down at viceland.com

that was quite a feature.
methinks that they pulled their vice guides off the site because they're compiling 'em for a book.

but yeah, that one ruled. i remember reading it and just hollerin' "amen!"

great journalism, yessir.

[-minus_one]

i don't really care either way. i know alot of women like/or are curious about it. it's a tight fit for sure (it's kinda a natural progression if you are partial to doggie style, i know i am) it feels pretty good but sometimes the act of insertion (and reinsertion) can take the "focus" away. half hard usually doesn't cut it. personally, i'll give it to her if she wants it, but finger fun while banging usually satisfies both partners just as much.

[frogbelly]

(_i_) or (_*_)

[DJ LunchBox]

.....*bump*

<i'm gonna hear it cuz of this>

[5.92]

Anal sex can be fun but if the other girl isnt into it, I leave the doo doo hole alone. I respect that. Sometimes girls try to put their fingers in my ass and I get bummed out. It gives me bad memories of prison and shit....

[Lain]

Originally posted by Jack
Do I do anal?

Not yet, but if the right person came along, I could be convinced....

They'd have to be really hot, open minded, and have a cache of lube bigger than George Dubya's kill-list...

Eek, my uterus quivers with longing........


fuck...

jack has a uterus? holy crap!!

[akuma]

i took a big dump last night, so i guess i do anal.

[Jack]

Originally posted by atomiclotusbox
jack has a uterus? holy crap!!

What? Not like it's especially big or important or anything...

[Lain]

He's joking people.

[key_loser]

i'll do anal for the only man i truly adore.

ron jeremy

ugh. i am not a fan of anal, butt i do like getting spanked. i dunno... as angel or somebody here said, i suppose it could be amazing once you get used to it... both orifices filled for the chick, and getting the prostate in the game for the guy. ugh, i dunno.

GUYS: please tell me WHY? why is it appealing? i mean, it's an ASS! poo comes out. it may smell.

i think it's so unattractive, so very un-sexy. WHY? WHY? WHY?

i've been a willing participant on rare occassions, butt out of the few times i have done it, i vaguely remember actually enjoying it just ONCE. not appealing to me, not appealing at all.

BTW: martin/eric - you guys should rename this forum the "sex" forum, not breakroom, as most (or many) of the thread here pertain to sex rather than the "inner working of GR." eh, whatever. like you guys give a damn about my opinions anyway...

love,
Booter.

[phism]

never tried it, but something tells me my gf wouldn't mind. it's bringing it up that would be weird. and i don't think that'll be necessary for a while, because our sex life is spicy enough at the moment methinks.

[archonemis]

I just want to say one thing about anal:

No, thanks.

[evillilgirl]

pass me a sugar cube please?

[Zaius]

it ain't worth the mess.

I'm too Anal to do anal.

[archonemis]

Originally posted by evillilgirl
pass me a sugar cube please?

That's gross.

[archonemis]

She's Mormon?

[evillilgirl]

Originally posted by archonemis


That's gross. Soooooo?
:: so are you ::

[invictus]

Some straight edge kids throw abstinence into the mix, but most of them wise up...

[evillilgirl]

Originally posted by ironmonqui
No matter how hard I squeeze my temples and *try* to think, I don't know what that's in reference to... Please clue me. reference to sweet and sucking I geuss, if anything it was a total chaotic nonense response.
muahz
<3

Originally posted by janet


Didn't you know? Booter is 'straight-edge.'

and your point is what?

[DJ LunchBox]

and i thought ya'll would ignore this thread.

[evillilgirl]

Originally posted by Aniki
and i thought ya'll would ignore this thread. can't ignore la' booty'

Originally posted by Deviated

Wait...Booter....wasn't it you who was trying to convince your 'sexymanfriend' that an enema is nice and good?

Where yer priorities at? :D

yeah, with the hopes that it would make anal sex more fun and appealing to the both of us. plus i just think giving an enema would be interesting and fun. i am not too hip on being on the receiving end of one tho.

[djbadmonkey]

sXe

to borrow from TN:

Le SNAP!

[DJ LunchBox]

My ex let me try it on her a few times. The first few couldn't get nothing done, she would cry. But then the next times, she asked for it and got into it. We stopped cuz it was too much work, and i knew she wasn't really into it.

Originally posted by invictus
Some straight edge kids throw abstinence into the mix, but most of them wise up...

^emphasis on the "some." ^

poo on you, ms. "janet."

[phism]

Originally posted by evillilgirl
reference to sweet and sucking I geuss, if anything it was a total chaotic nonense response.
muahz
<3


i thought you just liked to put sugar cubes in ani and lick them out.

[evillilgirl]

Originally posted by phism



i thought you just liked to put sugar cubes in ani and lick them out.
sorry not today sweet pea.

[DJ LunchBox]

Originally posted by phism
i thought you just liked to put sugar cubes in ani and lick them out.


woah. easy man.....it's strictly exit only there buddy.

[mylifeintherain]

my ex wife asked me to try it on her. the first time, she cried- i pulled out and felt crappy. but never the one to not try again, she persisted and after she got comfortable with it, she took it like a trooper...:heart:

is your avatar a pic of your ex wife? it scares the fuck out of me.

[akuma]

yeah, thats her butt sex face

[YelloKitty]

Originally posted by Tarasitah
Anal is great.

According to Vice, it's cause I was a Catholic schoolgirl.
vice was so on point with this article its not even funny. wait yes it is.

[DJ LunchBox]

*hip thrust and....................BUMP*

[liquid mass]

Take off the rings and we'll talk.

[zachariah]

Originally posted by Booter
GUYS: please tell me WHY? why is it appealing? i mean, it's an ASS! poo comes out. it may smell.

Not why, but how:
VICE GUIDE TO ANAL SEX
by gavin mcinnes
(now missing from) www.viceland.com
http://www.cheerleader666.com/fuckass.html

[ironmonqui]

Originally posted by zachariah


Not why, but how:
VICE GUIDE TO ANAL SEX
by gavin mcinnes
(now missing from) www.viceland.com
http://www.cheerleader666.com/fuckass.html Wow, that's some funny and some messed up stuff... I thank you.

[DJ LunchBox]

Originally posted by zachariah


Not why, but how:
VICE GUIDE TO ANAL SEX
by gavin mcinnes
(now missing from) www.viceland.com
http://www.cheerleader666.com/fuckass.html




^*shudder*

that just made my night :D

[liquid mass]

Fuck you. You made me bleed last time and I still have a feather stuck between my teeth.

[DJ LunchBox]

ok, now THAT'S just disturbing. :eek:

[YelloKitty]

it's anal sex month! (http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgdynamo.exe?CODIV=0102&UID=2004082715105953&HTNAME=about/asm.html)
http://www.goodvibes.com/graphics/about/asm_logo.gif

[liquid mass]

Originally posted by liquid mass
Fuck you. You made me bleed last time and I still have a feather stuck between my teeth.
ummm.. I am guessing that this was in response to a post that has since been deleted.

[ja.net]

Originally posted by matu
Given, not received. She cried too. Done it a few times more without the crying. She says it sucks the wind out of her too. Says it doesn't really feel good or bad. Says someday she's going to be the one giving it though. Ouch.

Do I want to know why you're interested in pursuing something that started off making her cry and wound up not really feeling good?

[ocd]

Originally posted by ja.net


Do I want to know why you're interested in pursuing something that started off making her cry and wound up not really feeling good? I would guess it's because it made her cry, and ended up not feeling very good, but then wondering why everyone makes such a big deal about it.

[YelloKitty]

Originally posted by ja.net


Do I want to know why you're interested in pursuing something that started off making her cry and wound up not really feeling good?
yeah i don't know what's up with the it made her cry comments... sounds like your popping your collar for that shit. :confused:

[ja.net]

Unless they were tears of joy? Or she laffed till she cried? I don't want to ASSume. There may well be a 'hurts so good' element. Or maybe it's like drinking single-malt whisky -- it's knid of nasty the first few times but you get to like it.

I don't do anal but today I was going to take a quick nap around 3pm. It failed so I woke up at 9pm.

[JLS]

Other anal lubes contain a mild desensitizing agent, usually benzocaine or a similar topical anesthetic. These products can be helpful in overcoming discomfort and apprehension for anal initiates, but we recommend exercising caution when using them. Because they decrease sensation, they may increase the possibility of minor injuries occurring in the anal area if things get too wild. Obviously, if you split your asshole wide open, you will notice it no matter what, but if the area is numbed, the chance for minor tears in the anal membrane may increase. Just keep in mind that using a numbing lube does not give carte blanche to jackhammer someone's ass, shove a monster dildo up your butt, or take a fist on the first try, even if you can get away with it. Believe us, you will be sorry, especially the next morning when your sphincter is still sore. Although we suppose the numbing lube could come in handy then to ease the pain.
:) :( :o :D ;) :p :cool: :mad: :eek: :heart:
Oh, the wonderful world of bungie.

[ja.net]

hahahah! that's one of the best posts I've read all day, lars

[ironmonqui]

Originally posted by matu
Damn. No wonder. 3 in one! Oh, no way...

Dayum, I didn't know is was Anal Sex Month....

PS: Thanks, Lars.

[BAOH]

i dunno, i think it depends on how horny the 2 people doing it are.

i have experienced the "dark side".....numerous times.

that being said...for guy, i can pretty much guarantee....it feels good. really good

for her...i'm sure it was situational.

for the most part, it's like an expensive porterhouse steak dinner.....you don't have to have it everyday....but every now and then, it's all good in the hood.

things to get her in the mood:

dinner.......check.
dancing....check.
adult beverages.....check.
dim lights...check
soft music....check.
rocco siffredi "buttman invades budapest" dvd pRon?!?!.......CHECK!

rock out with the cock out, naygro's.

[lakebottom]

fuckin' Sodomites. repentance or hell.

[BAOH]

to know the arse, is to love the arse.

[lakebottom]

have you ever danced with the anal in the pale moonlight?

[Margin Walker]

http://www.prisma-online.de/image/76/mmnet_c224c2cbb476.jpeg
"See that chick over there? I fucked her in the ass!"

^ Personally, shit like that bugs me. Sex is an intimate union between 2 people (or sometime 3 or more people) and it sure as fuck isn't anybody else's business--especially the government. Kiss-and-tell braggarts are fuckin' cunts. 'nuff said. :mad:

[unhip]

breaking up with a freaky girlfriend before trying certain things is kind of disappointing. i'm not too sure i'd even be into anal, but, i may've lost my chance to be certain, at least for a while. now she's all born-again christian and shit ;x

[jsoy]

i don't even know about this shit..but i do know you have to give yourself an enema which seems about the most clinical thing in the world...

[shawgirl74]

Originally posted by Margin Walker
http://www.prisma-online.de/image/76/mmnet_c224c2cbb476.jpeg
"See that chick over there? I fucked her in the ass!"

^ Personally, shit like that bugs me. Sex is an intimate union between 2 people (or sometime 3 or more people) and it sure as fuck isn't anybody else's business--especially the government. Kiss-and-tell braggarts are fuckin' cunts. 'nuff said. :mad:

good man!

[randall fairbrook]

i have been known on occasion to do anal

right now i just finished some arby's curly fries

[shawgirl74]

sometimes you have to make-do

[randall fairbrook]

and sometimes you just have to make doo-doo

[wnoodle]

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

[randall fairbrook]

why hallo thar noodoo!

[shawgirl74]

hi

[unhip]

now i want curly fries. and maybe anal. but mostly curly fries.

beating off to porn and yucking it up with your buddies a la "yeah, I boned him/her real good" are not the same thing

[Shaftoe]

BUMP

haha

get it?

but seriously, an observation - I saw some pr0n where a lady had two penises in her butt at the same time. Apparently this is like, populars and getting into more and more pr0ns. So the dudes are all like, "oooh yeah, ooh yeah" and their cocks are all jammed up and sliding together like when two people reach in the cheetos bag at the same time. And this seemed gross to me. And then I thought, well, maybe I should be more open minded. So I opened my mind. But it was still gross. If I were that lady I'd be worried about pooping in my underwear the next day.

"Double Anal."

But to each their own! Does this turn anybody on?:eek:

[beanie]

once. and I think it hurt me more than it did her. but I wouldn't know, cause I was the one packing the fudge.

[YelloKitty]

Originally posted by Shaftoe
"Double Anal."

But to each their own! Does this turn anybody on?:eek:
wow that's totally gay

[YelloKitty]

i'm also laughing out loud at the fact that you called her a "lady." you're such a gentleman! :D

[Shaftoe]

See. Now that's what I thought. I thought, now, this is no longer heterosexual porn. It has crossed the line into gayness (gaiety?).

[Shaftoe]

heavy british accent

Did you see that lady?

She had two penises in her butt!

/heavy british accent

['jim]

NO that's here. (http://www.heroichomosex.org/fc/fchome/)


How can two guys fuck the same butt? They must be really skinny. Even so, gotta be awkward.

[shawgirl74]

Originally posted by pandabravozulu
So, this is the cockrub friction fiction that Ja.Net's dialup is killing?

nope. that would be my dialup and this is the inspiring site:

www.heroichomosex.com

best site in the world.

[ja.net]

hahaha I have sigs turned off so I totally forgot that's what mine was

[650lex]

exit
no
entry!

[ocd]

DVDA

(and yes, double anal's just plain nasty.)

[Ryan]

meatspin.com anyone?

[Ryan]

nws

[ja.net]

http://www.heroichomosex.com/crw/hyacinthinelove.html


truly, best website evAr

[shawgirl74]

Originally posted by ja.net
hahaha I have sigs turned off so I totally forgot that's what mine was

:D

[Shaftoe]

Originally posted by 'jim
NO that's here. (http://www.heroichomosex.org/fc/fchome/)


How can two guys fuck the same butt? They must be really skinny. Even so, gotta be awkward.

No see, the one I saw, the dudes were HUNG. Made me grimace.

[Zaius]

they touched weiners? Just thinking about that makes me gay!

['jim]

Originally posted by Shaftoe


No see, the one I saw, the dudes were HUNG. Made me grimace.

I'm talking waistlines.

[Shaftoe]

o. Lol.

[650lex]

ha
"cock rub warriors rule"

and they do!

[35ft6]

FROT buddies are cool.

['jim]

You obviously need one of these. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00028XKKM/ref=wl_it_dp/102-4926838-6220109?%5Fencoding=UTF8&coliid=I2DFQZSWJJJ32A&v=glance&colid=29JY2VJRLB2AV)

[Jook Sing Vegas]

Originally posted by 'jim
You obviously need one of these. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00028XKKM/ref=wl_it_dp/102-4926838-6220109?%5Fencoding=UTF8&coliid=I2DFQZSWJJJ32A&v=glance&colid=29JY2VJRLB2AV)
^WTF! Amzon sells that, who knew?:confused:

['jim]

I like that you can buy them used.

['jim]

"Health & Personal Care"!

[Jook Sing Vegas]

Review: Great for those nights when the wife gets a bit lippy. 6 or 7 firm whacks across the mouth with this superb tool, and the silence is golden. Then there's the makeup sex afterwards...

LOL

[FDM]

Originally posted by 'jim
NO that's here. (http://www.heroichomosex.org/fc/fchome/)


How can two guys fuck the same butt? They must be really skinny. Even so, gotta be awkward.

balls touching :(

[Iago]

I don't mind involving another guy (or girl even)... but I'd like to say that bum rushing only one orifice is a bit much. I mean the person being fucked does have other holes.

[atomicscissors]

I once watched this gonzo scene from one of the ASS (ActionSportsSex) vids. It starred this girl named Cort Knee or something.

She had 3 donkey dongs in her ass! 3! The third guy was basically fucking 2 dicks. I was like, "Ewwww." but it was pretty funny watching it because you could hear the crew in the background cracking up.

edit: Now that I think about it, they might've been in her snatch, but still. Ewww.

[ja.net]

Originally posted by Iago
I don't mind involving another guy (or girl even)... but I'd like to say that bum rushing only one orifice is a bit much. I mean the person being fucked does have other holes.

BUM RUSHING = BEST PUN EVAR

:heart: :heart: :heart:

[randall fairbrook]

bump

[randall fairbrook]

NSFW

http://home.comcast.net/~nechy09/qrt.jpg

what i got when i googled "butthole pleasures"


AGAIN, NOT SAFE FOR WORK, unless of course you work at home or at the white house

[35ft6]

^ Please don't turn that into avatar... Please don't turn that into avatar... Please don't turn that into avatar....