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Old 07-21-2002, 01:50 PM
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I remember as a tot, my folks took me to the Tiger Balm gardens a couple times. There were these mural and relief of how hell looks like, and how people would be tortured according to their sins in life, e.g. cruelty to animals would earn you a series of gorging by the horns of some ox-headed demons, adulterers would have their goods burn with hot coals, etc. That was sort of scary to me as a kid, but then I also get to see naked pitchers of women on those depictions. So it was a tug of war between fear and nekkid women. (Maybe it still is ?)

Anyway, what would be in your hell?

Mine will be filled with Mormon politicians, bubbly blond cheerleaders, big SUVs driven by tiny women, 'Ice-cream social parties' sponsored by the Southern Baptist Church, the only food available would be picked veggies, boy bands, and horrible of it all, Pauly Shore movie reruns.
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Old 07-21-2002, 02:14 PM
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stupid freeway drivers.
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Old 07-21-2002, 02:24 PM
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mariah carey's glitter.
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Old 07-21-2002, 02:44 PM
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Mimes and Patch Adams reruns.

[Edited by Waco Jesus on 07-21-2002 at 06:47 PM]
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Old 07-21-2002, 03:59 PM
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Smelly, dirty, shaggy-haired, bespectacled white guys and the women who love them.
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Old 07-21-2002, 05:46 PM
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it would be eternity in a dentist chair getting an eternal number of wisdom teeth removed...oh yeah...without anasthesia...
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Old 07-21-2002, 09:05 PM
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having conversations with my parents....

oh and having conversations in general with people i dont know/care to know who take FOREVER to tell an unteresting story....
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Old 07-22-2002, 05:32 AM
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I would imagine something like floating heads with tiny arms holding pitchforks and buildings painted in combinations of pink,brown and orange oh and whatever the punishment might be for masturbation.
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Old 07-22-2002, 06:32 AM
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Having to wake up and go to work every morning.


Breathing.


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Old 07-22-2002, 06:55 PM
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all the pretty girl would be naked and i would be armless...
Ya don't NEED no arms to enjoy a pretty woman.
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Old 07-22-2002, 06:58 PM
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Having to wake up and go to work every morning.


Breathing.


Wow you must be the ultimate pessimist.
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Old 07-22-2002, 08:50 PM
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being nailed to a cross and having to stay up there because god said so.
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A giant tofu dog grill-off who's only patrons would be Bob Dole, Steve the Dell Guy, the KKK, anyone who thinks golf is a sport, Britney spears and her fans, everyone who watched Fight Club and thought it was just a bunch of guys beating eachother up, the person who invinted the pop-up ad, and a pro-capitalists, for kicks. Oh, and it would be perpetually the hottest and most humid day of the year, in South Florida or some other place where the mosquitoes are fierce.
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Old 07-22-2002, 10:47 PM
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My Hell would be an eternity wandering around Santee (that'd be a street in Downtown LA/Garment District for you non-Angelinos). I REALLY REALLY FUCKING HATE THAT PLACE!!! Sorry.
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Old 07-23-2002, 01:01 PM
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Having to wake up and go to work every morning.


Breathing.


Wow you must be the ultimate pessimist.
Well I'm optomistic that one day my misery will end...
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