Holy Shit! Cheney shot somebody!

[jinzoningen]

I am ashamed of myself... I laughed really hard when I first heard the news.

[kamenriderv3]

maybe cheney can run the torture room now?

[puppy fields]

according to drudge the guy who got shot just had a minor heart attack.

[ocd]

Originally posted by puppy fields
according to drudge the guy who got shot just had a minor heart attack.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/14/cheney/index.html

[more travels]

Originally posted by puppy fields
according to drudge the guy who got shot just had a minor heart attack.

Great!
Now he has minor brain damage and can go around shooten folks.

[herrokitty]

Originally posted by Ryan
man i wish i still had the link to the article..but it shows a picture of a quail and the caption reads. "Quail look like this"


hahahhaha

http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:...s&ct=clnk&cd=2

the cached copy has it
but the new copy doesn't

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...021401109.html

COMEDY CENTRAL'S THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART

* "Moms, dads, if you're watching right now, I can't emphasize this enough: Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land, or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted -- it's just not worth

[FDM]

Originally posted by more travels


Great!
Now he has minor brain damage and can go around shooten folks.

no no, the guy CHENEY shot had the heart attack.

cheney, for the time being, unfortunately is still just fine.

[l-train8]

So when the sherriff came to investigate the shooting, the VP's entourage told him to come back in the morning. Did Cheney have to sober up before facing the law? Or did he just not give a good God damn what some podunk sherriff wants, he's the fucking Vice President of the United States?

Now, the 78-year-old guy Dick Cheney shot in the face is having a mild heart attack, caused by the shotgun pellets in his heart. If dude dies, will Cheney be charged with manslaughter? Or is the VP above the law? Steven Segal says he isn't. Nico Toscani: "You guys think you're above the law... well you ain't above mine!"

[FDM]

yes, but we don't live in the world of PRACTICAL justice. we live in a world where the rich and powerful call the shots and make the rules. if cheney says that he goes off scot-free, he will go scot-free.

if it was me, i'd send a telegram to Angel Eyes to finish Cheney off.

[Mutterlein]

I am imagining a frank miller like voice in his head as he was aiming and about to shoot.

"come on dick, you're an old man now, what do you think you are gonna do? You've got that heart problem and your drinking has got the best of you. Lower the gun, yeah, that's right. You can just go home and the wifey will cook up a chicken for dinner. The quail ain't worth a damn, it's bad for your heart anyways. You can't even pull the trigger, look at your hand tremble. Go home Cheney, call it a day...."

BANG!

[FDM]

"LOOKIT YOU......YOU PIECE'A SHIT VICE PRESIDENT!

YOU CAN'T EVEN LIFT THAT CANNON!"

[more travels]

Originally posted by funkydrunknmonk


no no, the guy CHENEY shot had the heart attack.

cheney, for the time being, unfortunately is still just fine.

that was what i was saying

[kamenriderv3]

he avoid the draft but now he's gangsta!

[Mutterlein]

Originally posted by funkydrunknmonk
"LOOKIT YOU......YOU PIECE'A SHIT VICE PRESIDENT!

YOU CAN'T EVEN LIFT THAT CANNON!"

that's more like it. hah!

[FDM]

Originally posted by more travels



that was what i was saying

your original statement was a little confusing, is all. so you wanted the guy who was shot to get back up and start shooting other people?

i thought you thought cheney had the heart attack and subsequent brain damage which gave him license to start shooting people or something....