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Old 09-18-2007, 12:19 AM
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the shorties thread

i am the proud of my fellow shorty, tommy cruise! xiao pun yao's of the world unite!


http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/20...nt_6744328.htm

Tom Cruise named "Sexiest small man"

BEIJING, Sept. 18 -- Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise has been named the world's sexiest "small man".

The 5 foot 7 inches Mission Impossible actor, who is dwarfed by his wife Katie Holmes and ex Nicole Kidman, beat TV presenter Richard Hammond and Take That star Mark Owen to take the top spot in the online poll carried out by onepoll.com.

Also in the top ten sexiest small males were Formula One racer Lewis Hamilton, jazz star Jamie Cullum, actor James McAvoy, and soccer ace Michael Owen.

John Sewell, of polling website onepoll.com says, "It gives short guys hope."
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Old 09-18-2007, 06:33 AM
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so have short guys been living in despair up to this point? 5 foot 7 isn't even all that short.
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Old 09-18-2007, 07:00 AM
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Tom Cruise is also up for the "Craziest Small Man" award, too, isn't he?
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Old 09-18-2007, 07:16 AM
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"scientologist dwarf" tom cruise?

also, danzig could kick all those dudes' asses. fat danzig or not. dude's built like a fucking fridge.

well.....minifridge.
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Old 09-18-2007, 09:06 AM
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Danny DeVito is 5' even! And awesome.
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Old 09-18-2007, 09:11 AM
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sorry, can't relate

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Old 09-18-2007, 09:22 AM
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Everyone can relate to the awesomeness of DeVito.

He sexy man.
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Old 09-18-2007, 09:24 AM
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"shotay swing it my way....sho look good to me...."

ha, i haven't thought about that song in years until i read this thread title!

my rule with men's height was if a guy was still taller than me in my highest heels (5'8-5'9) then I'd still be down.
my ex was 6'2 and i discovered that was too tall for me!
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Old 09-18-2007, 09:35 AM
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This crew makes me feel tall. Seeing as I'm a whopping inch taller than Cruise, that is.
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Old 09-18-2007, 09:43 AM
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Be nice, or we'll kick you in the shin and then run back to our magic tree houses, giggling all the way.
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i guess 5'10" is the average height in america. i think it's weird that 5'7" is considered "short".
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Old 09-18-2007, 09:51 AM
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5'7 is considered tall for a woman, esp. if she's Asian
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i guess 5'10" is the average height in america. i think it's weird that 5'7" is considered "short".
Interseting that they didn't do a separate sample for Asian-Americans.

Once again proving that we just don't count in America.
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Old 09-18-2007, 01:54 PM
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All guys lie about their height anyway.
I know some people who claim to be 5'11" - 6' and I'm taller than all of them and I know I'm only 5'10".
Be their measure, I'm 6'2"!
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Old 09-18-2007, 01:58 PM
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All guys lie about their height anyway.
just like we lie about our weight!
"yeah i'm really 120 lbs!"







like when i was 15
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