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Old 07-10-2009, 09:29 PM
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:51 PM
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the random stuff that confuses and angers me, because i'm old too.

why kids today think facial hair is cool all of a sudden.

you're not a fucking steamboat captain, son. shave that shit.

and roll your right pants leg down while you're at it.

i don't know how you rolled that shit up to begin with as tight as your pants are.

you plan on having kids with your nuts all scrunched up?

i know that's not comfortable.

all that hair on your face, i know you're not tending the garden down there.

i don't know how you walk.
i think neck beards look really silly on guys under 50 years old.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:58 PM
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my dad hates welfare. because it's all people gaming the system and screwing hardworking people out of their hard earnt money due to higher taxes.

and for some reason he's got something against all illegal immigrants except illegal chinese immigrants, whom he gives jobs. fairly important, possibly hazardous jobs (both to themselves and everyone around them if something fucks up) that require driving and reading road signs in english. which they fucking can't. but you didn't hear it from me.

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and roll your right pants leg down while you're at it.

i don't know how you rolled that shit up to begin with as tight as your pants are.

you plan on having kids with your nuts all scrunched up?

i know that's not comfortable.
rofl haus.

i saw that the other day. some kid with like, skinny jeans on, i'm assuming tapered leg, with one fucking leg rolled up OVER the knee. like, really? how long does it take you to roll that business up? let alone roll it back down after having it bunched up all day before you walk into your house and your mama bitches you out for ruining the jeans she bought for you.

and no, it wasn't because he was riding a bike. just some young ghetto yoof.
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Old 07-11-2009, 05:33 AM
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- interracial anything
- immigration (but only by people with skin darker than a paper bag
- homosexuality
- atheism
- socialism
- pretty much everything, now I think about it. What the hell doesn't anger her?
This pretty much describes my dad, too. Except maybe the atheism, which he is surprisingly quiet about. All the kids are atheists.

Just now, a story about Bush's surveillance program going "further" than previously thought. My dad's response "who cares?" He's very rah rah rah when it comes to being a neo-con patriot. Whenever news about the middle east comes on the TV, he likes to say "they should just nuke the whole place... turn it into glass." He loves saying that shit.
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Old 07-11-2009, 06:05 AM
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the random stuff that confuses and angers me, because i'm old too.

why kids today think facial hair is cool all of a sudden.

you're not a fucking steamboat captain, son. shave that shit.

and roll your right pants leg down while you're at it.

i don't know how you rolled that shit up to begin with as tight as your pants are.

you plan on having kids with your nuts all scrunched up?

i know that's not comfortable.

all that hair on your face, i know you're not tending the garden down there.

i don't know how you walk.
I do the same thing - (Disclaimer: I may be th oldest (ie most maturity-challenged) bot on the boards):

- You call THAT R&B?
- I miss Motown
- Do all you punks shop at the same Target?
- Will you hang up and learn to fuckin' DRIVE already?
- I KNOW you aren't texting and riding that bike at the same time...
- Don't they teach you fools any history in high school anymore?
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Old 07-11-2009, 06:13 AM
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There's a story on some CBS morning show about MJ's funeral. My dad starts going "ahhhh..." He turns around, tells me that Congress had a moment of silence for him. I respond, "interesting." Then he says "country's going down the tubes, we've gotta take it back." Gets up to grab a cookie. Now he's making circular motions with his hands to indicate he wants the guy/expert on TV to cut to the chase.

A british woman is chiming in now. "What is an English woman doing here? What do they know about our country?"
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Old 07-11-2009, 06:19 AM
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He likes the show House. Just told me that the star of that show claimed they want British actors cuz they'll work for less money than American actors. "More British people are coming here... (points at two women from the Daily Beast talking about MJ on TV) like these two bimbos... guess we don't have any Americans who can do it..."

I think he's bored. Actually, I kind of like he's taking such an active approach to the news. It might be more depressing if he just sat there silently.
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dude, your dad should be on Twitter. and he should post all his rants.
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Old 07-11-2009, 11:47 AM
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this thread can be retitled "the fucking fox news thread"
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dude, your dad should be on Twitter. and he should post all his rants.
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Old 07-11-2009, 12:38 PM
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dude, your dad should be on Twitter. and he should post all his rants.
Oh man, if he only knew about message boards... he would never leave his computer.
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Old 07-11-2009, 12:42 PM
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this thread can be retitled "the fucking fox news thread"
He's reading a book called "Inside Gitmo." Also on the table, Dereliction of Duty: The Eyewitness Account of How Bill Clinton Compromised America's National Security. The picture on the cover is a very smug shot of Bill Clinton holding a golf tee in his mouth like a cigarette. In the past, he had a Bill O Reilly book and one about the Minutemen in Arizona. This is a guy who used to have Plato and Homer on his shelf. Not sure what happened.
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Old 07-11-2009, 01:25 PM
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Old 07-11-2009, 01:59 PM
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^ Fixt. He had a collection of western classics. Now that I think about it, seriously doubt he read any of them.
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Old 07-11-2009, 06:20 PM
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^ Fixt. He had a collection of western classics. Now that I think about it, seriously doubt he read any of them.
he's copying those little grungy coffee shops where they have great books on the shelves but nobody there read any of it. its like a trophy collection.
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