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Betty is a friend from Los Angeles. She's a half and half--one of those hapa kids that people
like so much. With new glasses and her old-school digital watch, she's working on Wall Street,
eating nice panini sandwiches among the movers and shakers who make people panic. Profiled is
her man Dylan from Sacramento. They'll both be moving back to Los Angeles giving up the best
apartment view you can get in New York--even better than Seinfeld's spot across from the Natural
History Museum. Their door even says "DiMaggio" on it, left by the last resident. It's a
220-degree view of New Jersey and the river between Manhattan and them, complete with boats,
two bridges (one of them has trains going to and from), the World Trade Centers, uptown, and
the Empire States building. There are tons of rooftop hangouts where Ghost Dog probably could
have lived. At night, it's all lights that look like gold glitter from the usual haze below the
black carpet of sky, occasionally pierced by planes and helicopters. The area around the couple's residence is mixed, but mostly Jewish. It's on what I call the far lower east side. The best thing is probably seeing the Jewish ladies walk around with canes along side of their worn-down husbands. Some waddle in and out of the building, scared of me standing near the door, with their rich brown curls covering their thinned hair. You can still see the sides of their heads, but they feel younger. The wigged ladies outnumber the non-wigged. It's like a fashion statement; you need one of these to belong. It's Grand Street. |
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The Doughnut Plant on Grand is special. They run out before noon because they make just a few at a time. After spreading the icing carefully in the back, an apron-wearing cake maker comes out with a metal rack holding four doughnuts. The clerk covet them. The doughnuts are big, around seven inches in diameter, and cost $1.75 each. It's a special little shop for locals. This was my second trip there. My first trip was almost a wash. The rack was dwindling while I stood in line. The chocolate was taken by a fat slob, and the maple was the only one left so I had to take it. For a visitor, the doughnuts are great. For the locals it's devilish. Once in a while, Betty eats half of one. So I got unlucky and ate one and a half. |