FREE PRINT ON 11-11-11 This print is for all my fans, who have supported me and shown me love all of these years; this is an early Chanukah present from me to you. So this Friday at 11:11 pm west coast time on 11/11/11 the first 111 people to send everything on this checklist (email responses only) to email@example.com
1) Proof of donating blood, sperm, organs, marrow, food, or money to any good cause or charity or also proof of consensual incestuous relationship is acceptable
2) Apology or confessional letter
3) Photograph of you crying (or laughing so hard it looks like your crying) next to a deformed fruit, or any ape, or a really old or really young Oriental person, or someone shitting or video of you dancing really hard in a crowded public area for at least 5 minutes is acceptable
4) Proof of something that shows you ever loved someone
Will be rewarded with a print of YELLOW ARMOUR that will cost them 0 dollars and 0 cents, and 0 dollars for shipping, this is a free print, it is 18 by 24 inches printed on the best paper, all signed and numbered, there will also be a very limited edition of 11 oversize prints that will actually be for sale for non-charitable types who don’t know love or forgiveness, these are 33 by 44 inches and cost 555$ each (I actually only have 6 of these left) We are working on the honor system but anything forged or faked will be thrown out (we have experts on the scene) any emails sent before 11:11 on 11/11/11 will be disregarded.