By gr on 2006-05-12

Here he is, the record holder for the 100 meter dash. Justin Gatlin. He's nearly in Barry McGee pose.

I always thought Ben Johnson's 9.79 was fast because he was roided out. Now, dudes are breaking that record without drugs. So what does all this mean? Humans will hit 73 homers without steroids? Or steroids don't matter? Either way, the fastest man in the world gets credits from me.