The Last Ninja

Sounds like a movie title in the making, but this is a 62 year old man, Jinichi Kawakami who learned the fine arts of being a ninja and while he’s a master, there will be no successor and the martial art that he specializes in, will be over. (NY Daily News – Ninja)

His farts make no sound. He needs no food. He gets vitamins from breathing air. His home has no bathroom or kitchen or bed. He can catch the stars that he throws. He’s so stealth, his ninja outfit only needs to hide his clothes. He sleeps when he’s awake. Chuck Norris learned from him. He’s never made a sound. His lethal blow darts are really just his spit. He thought Man on a Wire was a comedy. His face is actually a mask.