World’s Tallest Ride Opens in China

These lovely ladies will catch you if you fall out.

This Guangzhou ride, which doesn’t seem to have a name in English, takes you up 1,588 feet (as tall as the fifth highest building in the world and only 82 feet shorter than Taipei 101) then drops you! You can build this, but you can’t build better relations with the people of Tibet and Uyghurs in Xinjiang? C’mon, Chinese people!

Chinese women ain’t afraid of no heights.

Isn’t this great, Fred? Fred! Nooooo!!!