I live in Southern California. I’m behind a truck in bad traffic, and I see something. It’s shiny, it’s hanging, one side is lower than the other. Yes it is. I’ve seen these before, but here it is again. Balls on a Truck. Why not just make a feature film about it. There’s a movie about a killer tire, Snakes on a Plane, so why not Balls on a Truck? In the words of the great Ed Lin, I’d like to say, “C’mon” but those are the wrong words right now.