Double-Dog, Moon-Patrolling Motherfucker

When I take time off from work, I give back to the community, which is to say, the community of homeless dogs. There is a great no-kill shelter called Brooklyn Animal Resource Coalition (BARC) and they always need people to walk their dogs (and curb them). This fine guy right here is Hunter, a puggle. This dude is low to the ground and has a pull-force like you wouldn’t believe for a guy his size.

Whew, after having a run-around with Hunter, it was off for quality time with other dogs. The kind with chili! Hey, wait, what is this under the table top? It’s Moon Patrol! You know, from 29 years ago! I gotta play this!

Fifty cents (!) later and I’m off! The controller and buttons are all greasy and shit from those hot-dog-eating moon patrollers afore me but I don’t care. Now I get to leave my double-dog scum, too.