Cyclops chalkware banks. I found the dude cyclops at a flea market for $4. It’s amazing, isn’t it? That little patch of chest hair that’s blue like his hair, the Barney Rubble Club, four toes… He’s amazing by himself. But imagine, he has a woman! She came in the mail today and she’s bigger than him! She’s a bit rougher and holding a club. Could there be a little version, like a kid? Would that be gigantic? I like funny and weird items like this, but why would they make the female caveman larger than the man? Anyone think that all women were once Amazonian? Or were men tiny?