I liked the graphics. Old school and so bad it's good. The Tempura font on the right is amazing.
Look at the names. Winona got facial hair. That's irresponsible design. All they had to do was shift the names a little, and I don't think that Winona blond, but oh well.
You have to read what they mean to know what they mean, so why not just write what the f*ck to do instead?