Unko San - The Greatest Crap Ever. SFW
I'm Asian, so poo and I have this special relationship that most of you wouldn't understand. We eat well, we carry long, and then we expel. There's this empty feeling afterwards that invades your psyche, and that's why poo is so special. We cry with each wipe and long to meet up another time. So this is why a new Japanese character called "unko-san" exists. I like how it says "timely catalog." The characters on the right. On top, the disturbing red one with the hair patch... that's Benson! The bottom right, "Corn-san" This is just a start. For each poo you secretly give a name to, some thought mongrels in a toy company have come up with even more.