Candy is better than nothing

So print shop... where's our mags? We've been waiting and waiting, and the inept delivery people are doing it all wrong. How about dropping it off? How about being on time. How about showing up? Where are you fools? So candy. Yes, Canadians have a lot of candy, but this is all the weird stuff. Do they eat anything normal? I'll bet most buy the imported stuff, from down south. USA.