This is Jake. A young man who sells fruit. His family owns a farm that's in Pico Rivera. It's a series of greenhouses, and they rock some of the best veggies at the farmer's market in Santa Monica. Jake's a good man, and he also works at George's hardware.

He recently slipped two disks in his back lifting a bag of fertilizer. Eviently, he keeled over and couldn't get up. Life Alert! What was that thing?!