My good deed. Driving down the road, I saw a man waving his arms. I thought what the fuck does this freak want? Then right as I was passing by along with other cars, I saw a jumper cable. You’d think who cares about this? It’s actually nothing, but why did all of the other cars not stop? We weren’t in a terribly busy area, it was still light outside and the dude was asking for help. Maybe it’s because he had a van? Silence of the Lambs? Imagine Tom Petty singing, “An American Girl…” I thought the dude was an immigrant, but he ended up having a nerdy voice and was a nice guy. Happy Thanksgiving bro, from one van driver to another.