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This is what a bunch of dudes playing cards looks like. A sausage party of epic proportions. Some softball guys, some family, and their friends. I think this is the stuff that’s missing these days with so much internet, so many glitzy casinos, and hipster bars. Imagine, substitute KFC with stir fried tofu and braised green beans, get rid of the candy and add tiramisu and maybe Scoops ice cream, and beer for fruit smoothies, then get rid of the cards altogether. Substitute cards for board games like Scrabble or Risk, or better yet D&D, and that’s how people used to do it way back in the day. It’s all cool. Dude time counts too. There was also a UFC being aired earlier in the evening.
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So this comes up in the news. It's an old photo, and supposedly in the background is Lincoln riding into Gettysburg to make that speech. He's sporting that top hat, and looking good. But is it him? Well, let's just zoom in, of course, we'll be able to tell. Every time I watch a cop show, they can zoom into a corner of a shot and then they'll say, "ENHANCE". So with that, they can sharpen anything...
So this comes up in the news. It’s an old photo, and supposedly in the background is Lincoln riding into Gettysburg to make that speech. He’s sporting that top hat, and looking good. But is it him? Well, let’s just zoom in, of course, we’ll be able to tell. Every time I watch a cop show, they can zoom into a corner of a shot and then they’ll say, “ENHANCE”. So with that, they can sharpen anything and make it tack sharp so you can see what’s going on. It should be clear. Well, the technology blows… See the below. Is it Lincoln? He’s as small as a pinhead in the above photo… and well, “ENHANCE, motherfucker, ENHANCE!” No dice, that’s not Lincoln.
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You know your show works when it's on fecalface. Biennale is up there. It's all of my stuff, they did a good job making me look good. But I'm excited for Uglycon and Hidden Habitats coming to GRSF and GR2. The postcards will be up real soon and these should amaze! See fecal here.
I'm scared of the video, since it's really hard to watch yourself, but maybe one of you will find humor in it. I promise...
You know your show works when it’s on fecalface. Biennale is up there. It’s all of my stuff, they did a good job making me look good. But I’m excited for Uglycon and Hidden Habitats coming to GRSF and GR2. The postcards will be up real soon and these should amaze! See fecal here. I’m scared of the video, since it’s really hard to watch yourself, but maybe one of you will find humor in it. I promise I won’t watch it, ever.
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