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Ok, I wasn’t going to say anything but some mofo took a turd on the blindspot in my driveway. Massive, it’s already melted down from the heat and dried. A few days ago, there were hundred of flies who were finding morsels of corn and peanuts, and now it’s more like a crisp. A few late comer flies check it out, but really, the treasure is gone. Thinking my gardner was going to hose it off and make it disappear, I left it there, but no! They just ignored it. Maybe it’ll just disappear by tomorrow. This picture is disgusting. Sorry.
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Ok, I wasn't going to say anything but some mofo took a turd on the blindspot in my driveway. Massive, it's already melted down from the heat and dried. A few days ago, there were hundred of flies who were finding morsels of corn and peanuts, and now it's more like a crisp. A few late comer flies check it out, but really, the treasure is gone. Thinking my gardner was going to hose it off and make...
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I’m about to fuck you up. Instead of just posting what happened, you can watch it. Turn up the sound. A Day at the Races I added the song credit at the end, it’s by Lightning Bolt! It’s a .mov file. I’ll see if I can convert it to mp4 for you.
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I'm about to fuck you up. Instead of just posting what happened, you can watch it. Turn up the sound.

A Day at the Races

I added the song credit at the end, it's by Lightning Bolt! It's a .mov file. I'll see if I can convert it to mp4 for you.
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The great race. Cousin Jason vs Nate. It started before the last softball game. Somehow, perhaps the two less speedy guys on the field decided that they weren’t the slowest on the team. It became a me vs you scenario. Both tip the scales hefty. Jason was once a defensive lineman in football and sports 21 inch calves. They do look like watermelons down there. Nate is a large man as well. From Carson. Although, he didn’t play football, he’s been talking a great big game. The race is on tonight. I’ll update who the winner is tonite. The race was to be a 40 yard dash like in football, until they realized that 40 yards is pretty long for them. Imagine pros run 40 yards in 4.2-4.5 seconds. That’s fast. A slow guy, perhaps 6 seconds. So basically these guys have to run for 6 seconds, but in the end, they decided it was too far! So now it’s down to 20 yards. 3-4 seconds! We’ll see. Two slow men enter, one man leaves the slowest.
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