Missed this one a week or so ago. Mile High Masturbation on Cathay Pacific flights as reported by the Taiwanese animated news org, NMA. Hot moist towels? [youtube]4gZdT5HfrJk[/youtube] Supposedly Cathay Pacific is making efforts to censor the video. Here’s a link.
[Warning, Links NSFW] Japan is home to enough world achievements to make any patriot proud. This isn’t one of them. Masanobu Sato of Tokyo, Japan won the 9th annual World Masturbate-a-thon on May 2, 2009, clocking in at 9 hours and 58 minutes. Metropolis TV videotaped a brief documentary on his daily life where he “trains” for two hours with a tenga in front of his girlfriend and cat. (You read that correctly). Wait until the end of the video though. That’s when it gets really depressing. He expresses that “A real female of course, smells, is dirty…because it’s a human being…So we have this anime, isn’t it clean and pretty? Masanobu Sato, a living, breathing, forever alone meme.
Genrong Zhang pulls it out and faps in the bus. The weird thing isn’t that he did this, people do this, but that the officer on the right is super amused and Asian himself. Also is that a burger on Genrong’s jacket? Great title NY POST. “Passenger pulls his cord on C’town bus” (NY POST – Genrong Zhang)